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A kind of stupi.d and poisonous gas

kaboninc: What's that?

Stop flirting with her, is she your mate

binger: lolz,yeah we've been here 4 a while now. Plus,we happen to be gregarious beings.
And yes,u can be part of the family as long as u play by the rules.

Whatever! Hope you won't regret your decision

@Modey - How you dey, can't still listen to your VN yet, not playing on my system.

@Maria - Long time, how is service going?

Caracta: He likes me like that
Go and meet your e-wife

Good girl gone bad, I thought nuns are always right, how mistaken ayam

Caracta: No. I'm soooo proud of him

You're a learner, can you do DNA testing for Iyabo Obasanjo or Kola Abiola at that for you to know the real father

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe - Cant stil believe Folks Wrestlemania Over Child Ownership!

Watever happened to DNA? [/color]

Hey Kaboninc Monoxide, you're a gazel for twisting my words [quote author=kaboninc][/quote]

Merely looking at you, I know you like missionary style, that's the reason you wrote that diaper diary, I'll surely delete it

xynerise: awwww! Poor boy . I want to begin my missionary work. I will be back soon

Do I resemble Sweetlemon in your eyes ni

Aint you ashamed that an antelope is your e-father

Caracta: Be careful. I don't joke with him. Respect him before we bully you out of Nairaland

Mr. Plof, do you support what that antelope wrote?

Tashamania: It really cracked me up
Everything you said about everyone was so true

You better start calling me father now, that antelope is a ghost.

Caracta: But why?


And Rhymez?

You're jobless, do I resemble Dangote truck driver ni

kaboninc: Hey guys. Its a cool evening here and I hope its so in your hood. This is a derailer's paradise and I want to add my own turn to it with this comic conversation between Itsmodella and dont8. Saw them somewhere and decided to record their conversation. Enjoy!!!

Itsmodella was the driver of the bus I boarded on my way to the island. Dont8 happened to be the bus conductor. They were both arguing on who was more brilliant. This conversation ensued.

Itsmodella: U nor go school.

Dont8: Haba! I go school pass u.

Itsmodella: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2?

Dont8: Ahan! Very easy! Dat
one na 22 now.

Itsmodella: abegi! Person tell u d answer for back ni.

*hope I didn't pick the wrong persons*

My only problem with the guy is the name 'Harvey', is he an Indian where the man bears the girl's parents name?

I'm cool, thanks.
I'll check it out later.

ItsModella: Well, you should check it out at the voice note thread...

I'm good and you?

Nope, how are you?

ItsModella: dont8, did you hear my shout out to you?

Who be this one, abeg park well jor [quote author=Spikes C..]

na so una village people dey welcome person [/quote]

See this ingrate pikin!

*Speaking yoruba in tongue*

Aungba adie lowo iku, oni won je ki oun loje ni akintan

Caracta: Daddy pleeeeeeaaaase! Don't let him take me away. It's you i want o. Plssss

Yes, I'm very much interested, since you're not capable financially and emotionally defficient in taking care of her needs

xynerise: . @dont8. Are you still interested in adopting Caracta?

Now playing 'Alanta for Jesus'[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u can come tonight[/quote]

Have adopted your daughter, she calls me dad now

xynerise: Dude, do you want to steal my baby from me? No let me slap your kindred o

You should have holla at your boy na.[quote author=mondi_cheeks]alone, it was cold and I was lonely [/quote]

Why deny your trade Shameless e-father

xynerise: Even you? Chai! I have dead

Ok, but with an exception of one, I don't sell cylinders, but stocks (shares)!

Caracta: Full details

Yes, I do!

Do you need details?

Caracta: Dont8, adopt?
Hehehehehehe
Are you married? Do you have a car? Do you have a son? Do you have an antelope as a pest? Do you sell gas cylinders? Do you, by chance, have a pretty wife- nairalander? Do you like football?

Sharap, your e-daughter my foot By this time tommorow, I would have finalised all legal papers for her adoption to become my e-daughter

xynerise: Are you teaching how to take care of my e-daughter? .

Can I adopt you from your e-bully father and enjoy all you've been missing from age 2 according to that your antelope of a father

Caracta: Huh?

Get your sorry azz outta here [quote author=Spikes C..]Hi, am new here...pls welcome me [/quote]Welcome to our paradise

oratileb: Hi I am also new here hey......i am in south africa

Fool.ish father, if I were Caracta, I would have disowned your sorry azz

xynerise: Come on shut up! Since you were 2 I have been feeding you with the leftovers of Chief Badmus family

Wrong, Caseless has a car, an independence era bettle parked in his village and a customised 1914 model of Keke Marwa imported from India or is it because Marwa has three tyres

lalaosky: caracta loves cars and rhymez has one...caseless is now the scapegoat

I'm good, thanks.

Caracta: I'm fine. And you?

Funny how they've turned mosquito into a franchise, not funny tho... Btw, how are you?

Caracta: I tell you. Very silly concept. Mtcheeeew

You just gave a clue for a Madmosquito to be 'born'

ItsModella: Redmosquito
Whitemosquito
Yellowmosquito
Crazymosquito

now bluemosquito? una dey mad, wallahi!!

Very sad indeed, may God grant her eternal rest.

ItsModella: yeah, she died yesternight at Reddington, VI.

OMG, do you mean Goldie Harvey?

ItsModella: not so good, not after hearing of Goldie's death

Hmmm, are you sure all is well?

caseless: hahaha......i go jst shoot u now.

Dont8, dont mind him, all is well.

Good, this is just the beginning...

lalaosky: lmao...see wetin caracta don cause...dont8, caracta has frustrated your nigga..lmao