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Must everyone knows we both went to Xynerise Night School

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Evidence of illiteracy [/color]

Is it true you nuns and monks do the DO in convent, if yes, how do I become a monk

Caracta: My day was good. Pls ask your question.

Evening, Mr. Donkey.

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Good evening everyone[/color]

Just asking a question na [quote author=mondi_cheeks]wat?[/quote]

My nun, how was your day? I have a question for you.

Caracta: She is a little busy. Be patient jor. Nansense!

You mean you're now a Monkery monkey, congrat o

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Confess? I'm now a monk. I do only with nuns [/color]

Unfortunately, his replacement in the person of Musa is also a Moses (arabic translation) So who is our Aaron or do we need to do affidavit to change Musa's name to Haruna (Aaron)

Tolexander: little do Nigerians know that there is power in the word that proceeds from the mouth.
You all call Victor Moses the leading man that will lead the super eagles to the glory affliating his role to that of the biblical Moses that lead the Israelites to the promised land. Do you remember that the Biblical Moses didn't reach the promised land?
Exactly what you have unknowingly professed to Victor Moses.
Victor Moses please be fit!

Female mosquito Hope you're not a carrier of Plasmodium

white mosquito: Sits down wit a bowl of hot blood beans and boiled egg.....interesting

Am I right if I say the 'advisors' at Allen Avenue offer your type of service and charge consultation fee [quote author=mondi_cheeks]u will only have a problem with me if u don't pay my consultation fee [/quote]

Hehehe, 3:39pm for both of you
Are you two in the same room and in a competition

**Ayam in love with two women, I no no which one to choose**

Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise.

by mondi_cheeks(f): 3:29pm
dont8: Am not sure I got a problem yet, don't know maybe after Val
what is likely to cause the problem...doing something or failing to do something?
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Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise.

by Smartie gurl(f): 3:29pm
dont8: Cool then, will you be my lover after Val
lol. No thanks.
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First impression really does matter!!

Hey Skailey-mental Spako-mental, is that where you went that made you absent for a long time

spikes C: Nlo iba...u need go mental check up

That's not our agreement na.

Smartie gurl: lol. No thanks.

Falling to do something, are you up to the task?[quote author=mondi_cheeks]what is likely to cause the problem...doing something or failing to do something?[/quote]

I saw him score the winning goal already in my dream [quote author=D-Explorer]Until he score the winning goal on Sunday [/quote]

Am not sure I got a problem yet, don't know maybe after Val [quote author=mondi_cheeks]u seem to be the one with a problem here anyway I can also become ur advisor...u might become a better person ..$100 per hour [/quote]

Fine, we should stop calling him Moses, rather Victorious Victor, what you say?[quote author=D-Explorer]Ahmed diff from Victor, my hope is on Moses to be good for the finals, Musa is a joker even if he changed name he has alot to learn [/quote]

Cool then, will you be my lover after Val

Smartie gurl: lolz! Lets go then. Ask me questions nd i wil interprete in igbo.

Hmm! Thanks

xynerise: E ya! Sorry.

Wow, I think am interested in learning Igbo language...

*Fast learner like me*

Smartie gurl: ok. Lets start with....ahuru m gi n'anya(means i love ya) *dnt get it twisted*

He's resting with the angels

xynerise: How is your father?

Good morning father antelope

xynerise: Good day kids

Then, we have to do affidavit for Musa to change his name to Haruna (Aaron) so he can take over from Moses and lead us to Isreal AFCON glory.[quote author=D-Explorer]That's right, we gonna win it but Musa got alot to learn from Moses.[/quote]

Really?
Btw, who assigned you to him (I pity the guy)? Because he's now worse off than a month ago.[quote author=mondi_cheeks]what I did was for his own good[/quote]

Make una wait o, Musa is Moses in arabic... They must reach promiseland. [quote author=D-Explorer]Infact, that was comical! He knew it was his bad luck and to see him score, confirmed it. I hope Moses is fit, Musa isn't good to start a serious match.[/quote]

Why did you deviate in your advisory duty to him then [quote author=mondi_cheeks]advisor [/quote]

So, who are you to him? [quote author=mondi_cheeks]I'm not Mrs Lala...lalaosky is celibate[/quote]

Mrs. Lala, am I right?
Please, kindly tell your husband that Super Eagles has stopped taking DRAW and that we're now winning.

Thanks.
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I hacked his account and changed his password so that he can't access it [/quote]

Please am looking for Lalaosky, why is he hidden

Did Nigeria threatened Ivory Coast

My Plof, who is that Donkey who doesn't understand your kween english

Tashamania: Durrrh! The joke was on you.
You and Mynd_44 must be the same person because its only Mynd_44 that takes things on here too serious!

Wicked

Oahray: Who doesn't want to come back alive? This is what happens when you are too quick to spit the venom you have for people.
Ok, let me generalize too. From my experience with ikechukz' post above, igbo people are uneducated since they are incapable of writing meaningful english, and they do not know that they ought to leave space after every full stop.

Donkey

binger: Tozo

They are being naive, how can they be thanking mere mortal instead of God

Oahray: I dunno why I'm afraid for Super Eagles o. They've spent so much time celebrating their CIV win and thanking T.B Joshua for helping them win.