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Hey Id, let's go to Assalatu in the Zanga

Idowuogbo: Jus u and me? Dangerous! *runs out of the thread*

Who be your brother You blind ni, do I look like Awilo Logomba

Oahray: my brother!

No, I be Ishan Jew

Oahray: you no be igbo jew?

Donkey!

caseless: go sleep!

Sharrap, go tell that to the Isrealites

Oahray: I have only three verses for you:

"All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" - Romans 3:23

"If anyman does not stumble in word, this one is a perfect man, able to briddle his tongue" -(Not sure what verse)

"If we say we have not sinned, we are making him (God) a liar, and his word is not in us" -1John 5:10

You need Jesus in your life brother. Accept him today

Sharrap, get behind me, you sinner

Oahray: See these cassanovas. Make una comot from here this minute! Go to church or chill somewhere else that's not here.

When your girlfriend was narrating your romantic boredom, crying, my girlfriend was present
Do the maths and see how clueless a learner you are

caseless: learning dont, dey careful or i might use my method and snatch ur wife girlfriend.
Take ur time!

Hehehe, you mean the same girlfriend of yours that complained to me about you being boring romantically and banger bingermantically

Gut borrringgg morrringgg

caseless: it is practical i'm a man....u can ask my girlfriend, she can confirm that.



Gut morrringgggg....

I repeat, you're a boring lover Unfortunately for you, your lover can't tell it to your face.

caseless: de careful....u modella's pantie! Blame it on My sprachgefuhl for lingual.

U nor see bingermatics for there? If i nor do am now, dont8 and others go de call me 'boring lover'.

Gbege!

You're a learner na

caseless: gerrraway u! Which ur wife sister? Na ur wife daughter she be, no be only sister. Sms

Who told you you a man, hun

caseless: i know something, my joystick is too big to be flinged away like gree did to urs.

I be man!

Oh, I see, hope your day is going smoothly now?

ItsModella: hmm, I can't unfortunately. The time difference is gonna present a challenge to me...

Why did I divorced Ijebabe

**Sobbing**

Sharrap, if not that Caracta is my wife's sister, you know what am capable of doing

caseless: ehen....what's dat guy's name...sexkizz or hired killer? The 'picked by default' statues he tagged on himself and ogugua, by extension applies to caracta and i pls. However, those with wife-snatching skills e.g acidosis, binger, eze-promoe, lalaosky, dont8, etc, are hereby advised to put a septa between themselves and caracta. I'm gonna warn anybody twice.

I know i dont have access to moderators page which i think have ban and unban botton, hide-botton, but i can always involve baba to help me hide or ban any of u who poses threat. Be warned !

I give up then, but why Lala [quote author=gree-die]Dont8!!!! aboki wat ever is d last tin on my mind![/quote]Sharrap, what do you know this small pikin

caseless: see evil! Na dont8 aboki-like hose joystick u de reject like this? Guy, ur joystick don suffer.....kaaaaai!

Truth is bitterlemon I guess

Acidosis my boy, I see ya.

caseless: be very careful! I knw i'm seasonal lover, not a boring lover. How dare u...........

U wan try my love potency abi?


Oh...poker-joker!

Joystick ! I've got aboki-like joystick, deal?[quote author=gree-die]I NEED LALAOSKY!!!

tnx kind sir but u can't help me, not now, not with dis.[/quote]

It's expected, how can I cheer you up, my Modey? Can you make a trip to Nigeria in jiffy
Seriously, its a weekend of soccer and no time for 'suegbe'.

ItsModella: hmmm....boring place

Take a look at yourself in your beautiful mirror, you're a boring lover mehn, reason Caracta ran away

caseless: kaaaaai! I'm a lover.





Morrring....

Lala is a confused guy right now, what can I be of help to my lady?

*Thinking of taking her to Dubai or Bahamas for shopping and to POP on Val day*[quote author=gree-die]where is lalaosky pls i need to vent and cry and i need it to be on him....!

im not in d mood to wish anyone a good day![/quote]

Martin Luther Joseph the dreamer

caseless: Binger, lalaosky, dont8, have u all seen how more of love iam to caracta? Oh jingle-pringle!

Shey Obatala get two head ni, where is my own jor

lalaosky: lol..i've paid my dues since...ask obatala

Bullshit mehn, come and apoligise first to the gods for tagging Barca of Africa Super Chickens. Truly, success has got many unknown relations like Lala

lalaosky: yaaaaayyy!!!...freedom for three days.i've missed y'all.


Dont8, i'm supporting eagles jor..since they räped CIV.i pray they wins it.those lads are super o

Aro or Yaba Left

*Thank goodness he didn't bite me when I hugged him*

spikes C: Yes oo, i went to tight a few nuts in my medulla

But 'our' pastor said salvation is free and that cheerful givers never lack... [quote author=mondi_cheeks]nothing for free nowadays[/quote]

Then, you're a gazel

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Don t8 key. So which is more related [/color]

Why is my name tagged ERROR by priests and google

Caracta: Go to a priest and ask for directions to a monastery. Better still, ask google

My nun, are you the black one, because she called you a 'sister'

Caracta: Watch out for black mosquito

white mosquito: Hmm, my sist if u hav seen wat iv seen today, u wil understand.

Definitely we are, so how do I become a monk?

Caracta: Aint we all?

Don't throw stones when you live in a glass house, is the saying of elders. Have you forgotten we're both alumn of that great institution

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]You call that illegal institution 'government approved' School that has produced riff-raffs like Eze[/color]

You've not seen Yellow Mosquito? We're in trouble with those militants called mosquitoes.

Caracta: lol @ white mosquito

Antelope Local Government Area

xynerise: Government Approved

Ayam a virgin na.

Caracta: Nuns and monks don't live together. Only virgins are qualified to be monks. Kapish?