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SirWere:
Power Outage. So simple !!!!!

Wetin be power outage where power bank dey

Kingsley1000:
what about if you're using pit toilet

Oh boy..u go maneuver ni o!
like, bend..stand..bend again...use one side rest for wall
bend again

Jadonjack:
I came across dis hilarious question on net and decided to share it ere

How Long Do You Spend In the Toilet?
Is this true

1. When you visit the Toilet without anything = You will spend just 5 mins
2. Visit the Toilet with your Phone = 15 mins playing game.
3. Visit the Toilet with your Phone with Internet Access = BBM Chat, Instagram, Snapchat, Nairaland = 55 mins
4. Visit the Toilet with your Phone + Internet Access + Charger with Electric Outlet to Plug and Charge, You can Spend = 6 months..
How True?
Lets talk.

See the beginning of piracy!

Quadre:
E go b till sombody com rescue pesin b dat o

Quadre:
Na till nepa take light b dat o

If nepe no take light nnko..u no go commot again?

;DOya, make una begin to dey dispute am!
No just view o, make sure say you comment...
Else.....

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=39048763][/quote]Like i care!

OH BOY!
The BLOG and other stuffz z bringing money mehn!


SHIT!

And SARAKI be like.... Awon Agbaya!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Crap![/color]

Tell that to the rich pot bellied man!

PunkyVeer:
Wrongly? By whose interpretation if I may ask? Because there are always going to be two sides to every story/case. Not everyone is going to go one way, there's always gonna be those with something & those against the very same thing. That's real talk. This is not Disney where everything is honky dorry. People will speak up too. Troof!

OK...if you wouldn't agree with me, I agree with you!
#shikena

Cutehector:
Funny enough ladies are attracted to dem

Like seriously, I still don't understand what advantage those men have.

To spoil everything...medically speaking, they are active in bed than slim guys

But I still disagree with it!

PunkyVeer:
Well, what touches someone else may not touch the next person because we're all wired differently. It's a matter of perception, just like cloud gazing. Some people look at the clouds & start seeing real life images like elephants etc, while for me & someone else, it's just fluffy white stuff floating in the sky. Neither side is wrong, we just interpret the images differently

Some images interpreted wrongly might cause havoc at some moment. Those interpretation might as well been kept personal to make the victim just happy and glad!

Na so e dey be, when you no go gree get pregnant
on time... Then the husband just takeover!
LOL

PunkyVeer:
Oh, don't give me that face! Ok, go ahead & be touched then lol.

Who cares if am touched or not. we can all pretend in some situation like its not our concern
or nothing happened.
Mind you, a student that wrote JAMB 4 times and failed.... YES! its her/his duty to read and pass.
But that doesn't say, me hearing the story, I shouldn't show some sympathy. Afterall, his/her
mates passed.

So is the case with the breastfeeding woman! You get the gist?

PunkyVeer:
Dude, I'm a woman & multitasking is like 2nd nature to us, so I'm not gonna ooh & ah every time I see a woman doing more than one thing at once. That's like clapping hands for someone for breathing or other ordinary thing like that. Now if she was fighting a lion to save her baby, I'd be here sobbing my eyes off because that's something extraordinary. This one right here doesn't move me. It's her duty, not a Nobel prize worthy act to humanity.

Thats what the kids of nowadays are turning into ooooo!

PunkyVeer:
Ok, something must be off with me because I'm not touched. A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do. I think that "baby" needs weaning though

Duuno maybe to laff or frown at your comment...

What can ever be touching to you?

Maybe if your first child will have TB, then you gonna start appreciating nature!

use all 3 names in order.. surname middle name last name

Jarizod:
trust me she is a boy

Na weyrey for real

Jarizod:
delectablegyal

The gal don tur you down before abi?

Jarizod:
who go date wharay

And who z d werey here?

Kingsley1000:
not until i have nyashed her every thing gotta be secret and private

SMH

ebubemicky:
Social media hv destroyed many relationships be careful be4 u acting like u are on one reality show on on social media

HOW?

Question: When I look at someone’s Facebook, should I be able to tell from their information, photos and status updates if they’re currently in a relationship? And should a person’s relationship status be evident on all of their social media platforms?

Once the idea of "swiping right" became the potential start of a new relationship, all the old rules of dating effectively went out the window.

It's a fair assumption that someone is single if you meet them via a dating app (although that’s not always true) Things get much more murky, however, when you try to size up a person’s relationship status based on a Facebook, Twitter or Instagram account.

"Is that girl in his photo a girl friend or girlfriend? She’s appeared in three photos in the past five weeks," you maniacally think to yourself. "Is that when they started dating or is that when they DTR’d (defined the relationship), or is she a new friend?"

It’s crazy-making, for sure, but not irrational in this day and age when our selves are very much defined by the online persona we present. These seemingly inane thoughts have haunted many of us at some point, but there’s a simple solution:

Everyone should just make their relationship statuses obvious.

Laurie Davis, the founder of online dating advice site eFlirt, advises online daters about how to best approach their strategy. She’s seen it all when it comes to cyber questions and hiccups. That’s why she’s of the mind that the less ambiguity, the better. “A general majority approach social media for personal reasons, and your love life is part of your personal life,” she told the Daily Dot in a recent phone chat.

It isn’t necessary to broadcast your entire relationship on your various accounts, she clarified, but it is a courtesy to your significant other and people who might be interested in you to make your status known.

"So often on platforms like Facebook, for example, people may not choose a relationship status," she said. "I think it’s best to choose one so it’s clear...If you’re not selecting something, it’s important for you to post photos, post updates about your spouse. Make it clear to your followers. We all have followers that we don’t 100% know IRL [in real life]."

Some people aren’t comfortable with even disclosing that relatively minor amount of their personal life; we have heard many friends in relationships say "it’s no one’s business whether or not I’m single." The problem with that argument is that it’s kind of their business.

You definitely don't want that big reveal to come after you’ve put on your sassiest outfit and triple-checked your hair to make sure it falls just so...only to find that you’re actually just at drinks for professional purposes. Or, worse, he or she is attracted to you and wanted to meet up because they like the attention and wanted to scope out what’s out there without leaving the comfy confines of a committed relationship. Window shopping sucks for the person behind the window. Don’t be that guy (or girl.)

If a person publicly interacts with you via Twitter @ replies and favs, or Facebook and Instagram likes or comments, there’s a possibility that they’re flirting with you. But once someone slides into your private inbox (pun intended), that is unequivocal flirting. Let's just clear this up, once and for all: DM plus initiation of get-together equals date, unless explicitly otherwise stated.

The only instance where it’s okay to keep your personal life under lock and key is if you only use social media for professional purposes. Are you an avid LinkedIn user who loves to #network and talk about #brands? Do you use Twitter just to contact potential sources or get your news? Then it’s okay to keep your details under wraps.

The final word: when it comes to social media and relationship status, do us all a favor, and leave a small trail of crumbs that helps lead a potential suitor to the right conclusion. also, I suggest a box for relationship status on NL which can be hidden while viewing the users profile.

Over to you, fellow NLanders.

cc: lalasticlala

vizkiz:
when God start blessing you, don't take too much beer. Believe me, you gonna get a fat tommy

But seriously...z it only beer that causes potbelly?

Gat an uncle who has never drink, yet had an average pot belly

Father Lord I pray, whenever you bless me, cause me not to be pregnant!
But my wife should be!




If you like, help me say amen!

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