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Trust me, guys needs this more. Wonder why some complain of low sperm count! Some will wear pant, add swimming pant, then boxers and finally trouser...

Kilode!!! Shey u wan kill am ni?

Abeg go to bed naked or better still a wrapper only.
Let the early morning rising glory of your joystick be happy that u gave dem freedom.

Abrahamdgreat:
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Freakypinky:
Preach it bro.

Yea! Lemme preach it... But ladies are guilty too. Just that u wouldn't confess it just lik Boy A did... You girls have to change too...

#throwsDownTheMat...



* you are the best guy, loving and caring but we can't just date. We are better as friends.

Translation: abeg wait small make I still dey press your mumu button.

...And that's was how I woke up this morning, logged on to ma favourite site to continue with my story reading (something good and coorporate tears) then I bust on one of the headlines which read 'eating the biscuit before the rice' (suo!!!' Wetin be biscuit, wetin be rice' was the first thing that came to my mind)

After taking a little of my time to read, to my amazement (not really amazed though), it seems, from the writer's point of view that Boy A is so in love with Girl A and they are really planning on taking it serious. But when casala bust was when Girl A gat to know that Boy A had a chick she was bleeping...the stupid guy didn't deny it, I swear.

Now...the side chick is the biscuit while Girl A is the rice (hehehehehehehehe... Why can't we refer to Girl A as something solid)

Boy A gave an explanation that, while waiting for the right girl to take her place, there will ALWAYS be a side chick to keep d demon in man checked. But I disagreed.

Relationship is about mutual agreement. Who knows if Girl A might allowed to be bleeped and u still ended up marrying her (not so common today though).


All av dated, av never cheated on them. Though I've had a few bleeping without even dating. So, I can say confidently I've never cheated on any of ma GF's b4.

But my question is... Is it really necessary to have a side chick you bleep aside from your GF all in the name of keeping the relationship

#niceToBeBack... After 6months break from NL...

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]*No Handsam Lala is a jealous man,
he'll beat you up [/color]

#justSmiling!

KingCheezyPuff:
. Aint you too young fer that?

It's clear you haven't fixed yer insomnia or you wouldn't be up now.

Jst observing!

#clearsthroat...



Sorry, is there any other way to tell a lady she has mouth or body odour


Yes! Just buy her smart, boss and those hausa perfumes... And get her the combo of closeup, maclean, oral b... Then she will understand!


If she doesn't, abeg run for your life!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#B5EAAA].°Nah I just told you that so you'd leave me alone [/color]

I'll just pretend that doesn't hurt!


#amOut.

Spits and leaves the thread!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°Has he lost his mind that'd he'd be asking me that

And that pic is a hot lie
.... a fool does whatever her man asks without waying his request with sound logic! [/color]

Actually thought someone is taking a nap!





Disgusting though!

Only a down to heart lady will give this a thousand likes... #soft

Who munachi epp?



Let her go to Niger Delta or just pick one of the Fulani Herds men... She shall surely get married!

Am sure you are in one of the classes listed above. Kikikikikikikiki...



Tell me, which slang do u use often?
#oyaGBERA!
Hehehehehehehehehe!
KingCheezypuff... This is for u!

Those bastards... We can't even trust the judge again in this country! #smh!

Nice job!




But is it all destitute that have the mind of people helping them?
People of this days,even the destitutes, concludes fast before even helping them. Them be like "he wanna use me for money ritual"


But as for me, I rely on my INNER MAN for direction in helping people!

Api biday! Wishing u many more years!









When will lalasticlala ever make a birthday thread for me
I smell unequal treatment here!

Funke Akindele will say the same too. The guy painted his intonation too bad that u will wanna date him!

Novice observing!

I know naija children are modest... They are only trained to smoke not to molest elders... LOL

It all depends on ya faith and believe. If u have a strong faith that provision will come soon after paying your tithe, the go ahead... Otherwise, pay ur brother's school fee!

Future of Nigeria in picture... Smh for the parents though!



I bet his father will be smoking hell fire!

Simply option C... She needs some freedom too!

Jirate:
Are You Sure You Know How to Read?

Scoffs! That am not reading the article means ion read, right?
Whatever... U can't know me more than me... End of discussion!

Wonders... They say, keep happening!

Am sorry... Its damn too long for me to read!

Melaye could av only gone this far with Saraki cos he is gaining something from him.


Sorry... No likeness in politics but "what's best for business"

Ask uncle Akala, he knows better!

Just did it to pity your loneliness!



And who the hell asked for the pity

olarhtunji:
slow slow Egbon dontbone

If u are intelligent enough, u should knw pple would av spotted it... Am sorry yours came late. Try your luck next time... LOL

Wonder why am nt surprised?

My self esteem is high mehn!!! Ion take shit!