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SportsRe: Ballon D'or 2018 Live Thread by donwitty(m): 9:11pm On Dec 03, 2018
Where is MUSA on the list?
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by donwitty(m): 12:04am On Dec 03, 2018
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FamilyRe: I Need Someone To Talk To by donwitty(m): 4:26pm On Nov 29, 2018
Trying to reach you
EducationTeacher Mistakenly Paid Seven (7) Times Her Salary Returns Money To Government by donwitty(op): 8:49am On Nov 27, 2018
A dedicated and patriotic civil servant in Lagos needs to be commended.

I want you to help celebrate this woman of integrity that works with one of the government owned secondary schools in Oshodi, Lagos State.

This teacher was paid her November salary seven times (septuple) and she has gone to report so that the money can be refunded to the government's coffer.

This singular act needs to be commended for her integrity.

Please let's share until it get to the appropriate authority.
FamilyRe: Nairaland Christmas Giveaway (2018 Edition) by donwitty(m): 11:04pm On Nov 13, 2018
solarview:
I need the service of an event decorator and Christian DJ,
for my wedding on 15/12/18 smiley On the Island Lagos state.
Holla me if you need MC at a good budget
Christianity EtcRe: Pls Direction To Ori Oke Akinkemi(ibadan) From Ibadan by donwitty(m): 7:22pm On Nov 12, 2018
If you are going from Lagos, take a bus going towards Iwo Road, drop at Olorunsogo, from there, Ask the bike men to take you to where you will get bus going to Ori Oke Akinkemi Prayer House it’s about 250naira bus.
EventsRe: DJ Services (Book A Professional DJ For Your Events) by donwitty(m): 12:55am On Jun 22, 2018
DON WITTY is a versatile and very entertaining event host/MC with a good sense of humor. My services are highly appreciated among all social classes of the Nigerian society. I am available to travel for events and can work with client's reasonable budget. 08077635132 08068176486

EventsRe: Event Planners, Pls Update Your Contacts. by donwitty(m): 12:48am On Jun 22, 2018
DON WITTY is a versatile and very entertaining event host/MC with a good sense of humor. My services are highly appreciated among all social classes of the Nigerian society. I am available to travel for events and can work with client's reasonable budget. 08077635132 08068176486

CelebritiesRe: Olamide Confronted By A Lady In Hotel In Germany For Performing Only 20 Minutes by donwitty(m): 12:26am On Feb 28, 2018
The ranting lady in the video is a goat. And she claimed to be an entertainer, a dancer. She didn't bother to find out from the organizers what their agreement with Olamide was. The fact that he did 1hour at Show A doesn't mean he will do the same 1hour at Show B.... Total height of stupidity displayed there by the lady and greater heights by u all commenting nonsense..... You only heard from one side.... Even the organizers haven't spoken and u re condemning the guy. You need to know how entertainment works.
HealthRe: Pls Help My Lower Lip Is Turning Pink (pics) by donwitty(m): 12:28am On Jan 26, 2018
It might not be vitiligo, I remember one of my folks reacted to a particular drug he used, since then his lower lip turned pink unevenly.
FamilyRe: Woman Poses With Her Two Set Of Twins, All Boys (Photos) by donwitty(m): 1:23am On Jan 12, 2018
but where is thier daddyhuh?
EventsRe: Mc/compere (corporate, Social, Religious Events) Contacts Update by donwitty(op): 6:23pm On Dec 25, 2017
Name: Don Witty
Contact: 08077635132
MC/Compere/Comedian
Location : Lagos, Nigeria.(But available to work anywhere nationwide)

EventsMc/compere (corporate, Social, Religious Events) Contacts Update by donwitty(op): 6:20pm On Dec 25, 2017
This thread is created for MC(Master of Ceremony), Compere for social and corporate events to update their contacts and also allows potential clients to contact MCs easily.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Number And Location, You Might Get A Date by donwitty(m): 3:24pm On Nov 19, 2017
Lagos 08077635132 Mainland.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet New Cool People And Just Make Friends by donwitty(m): 3:10pm On Nov 19, 2017
financialwoman:
since av joined this moving train.... I haven't gotten a bf.... kiloshelegangan?
Sup... Add on whatsapp 08077635132
FashionRe: Check Out My Fashion Skills by donwitty(m): 7:45pm On Oct 26, 2017
This is lovely
CrimeRe: Man Sleeping With Married Lady In Hotel Caught, Beaten, Locked In Car Boot by donwitty(m): 1:34pm On Oct 13, 2017
Please join us to fight against Junglejustice follow on Social Media, Instagram "@anti_junglejustice and twittet "@ajunglejustice.
EducationRe: A Kaduna Teacher's Reasons On Why They Failed The Primary Four Test by donwitty(m): 5:40pm On Oct 12, 2017
Did you make sense?

CrimeRe: Police Uncover Ritual Shrine In Osun State (photos) by donwitty(m): 5:00pm On Oct 12, 2017
Is oracle under arrest too? By the way, which makeup artist apply that powder for the oracle?
EventsNigerians Danced To "One Corner" Song At A Wedding In Lagos by donwitty(op): 11:48pm On Oct 07, 2017
I was the MC at a wedding in lagos when the DJ played the "One Corner" song, see what someone did to the cake and hightable. ....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-huNdgiHTyA
EventsRe: Pallbearers Dance As Man Is Buried In A 'star Beer' Bottle Shaped Coffin. Photos by donwitty(m): 7:42pm On Oct 03, 2017
Maybe Star sponsored his burial.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Reacts To The Video Of The Fight Between Him, Peter And Jude Okoye by donwitty(m): 5:21pm On Sep 26, 2017
madridguy:
Dear Psquare, I want to ask *WHY E BE SAY* una wan split
after all these years? Coz u guys seem to have forgotten that
there is *NO ONE LIKE YOU* in Africa, and u also forgot
that God used *IFUNANYA* to make it a *POSSIBILITY* for
u guys to be *UNLIMITED* today. I feel so bad over your
latest *STORY* coz *I LOVE YOU* and i urge u to deal
with your present situation *PERSONALLY* and do not let
your *BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE* make you split. Don’t forget
that they are only there to *CHOP YOUR MONEY*. I know
that *E NO EASY* but u guys should try not to get involved
in any *BIZZY BODY* because it will only lead to more *DANGER* in your carreer, *Omo WAHALA go dey* and your
fans will no longer be able to dance *ALINGO* again. settle
the problems u guys are having, coz e get as e dey *DO ME*
anytime i hear say u guys want to *BREAK IT*. I also heard
that you brought *OGA POLICE* in to the matter. I want u
guyz to be *MORE THAN A FRIEND* to avoid any *TEMPTATION* which will lead to *GAME OVER*, we are
hoping to hear your *TESTIMONY*
Most creative write up.
EventsChoosing Colours For Your Events Or Wedding by donwitty(op):
One aspect of planning for an event that can be really stressful and brain tasking is the issue of colour selection for the day, especially colours for the clothes (aso ebi) and decoration. Below are some great colour combinations that you can try at your event with wonderful results.

Enjoy.

A
- AQUA BLUE AND BABY PINK
- AQUA BLUE AND WINE
- AQUA BLUE AND PEACH
- AQUA BLUE AND GOLD
- ARMY GREEN AND YELLOW
- ARMY GREEN AND MINT GREEN
- ARMY GREEN AND BABY PINK
- ARMY GREEN AND CREAM
- ARMY GREEN AND CHAMPAGNE GOLD

B
- BLACK AND WHITE
- BRONZE AND BUTTER
- BRONZE AND CHAMPAGNE GOLD
- BRONZE AND ORANGE
- BRONZE AND TORQUISE
- BRONZE AND SILVER
- BURGUNDY AND CHAMPAGNE GOLD
- BURGUNDY AND POWDER BLUE
- BURGUNDY AND CREAM
- BURGUNDY AND PEACH
- BURGUNDY AND GOLDEN BUTTER

C
- COFFEE BROWN AND CARTON BROWN
- COFFEE BROWN AND GOLD
- COFEE BROWN AND PEACH
- COFFEE BROWN AND CREAM
- COFFEE BROWN AND PINK
- COFFEE BROWN AND TORQUISE 
- COFEE BROWN AND MINT GREEN
- COFFEE BROWN AND ORANGE
- COFFEE BROWN AND POWDER BLUE
- CHOCOLATE BROWN AND CARTON BROWN
- CHOCOLATE BROWN AND GOLD
- CHOCOLATE BROWN AND PEACH
- CHOCOLATE BROWN AND CREAM
- CHOCOLATE BROWN AND PINK
- DEEP CARTON BROWN AND GREEN
- CHOCOLATE BROWN AND POWDER BLUE

E
- EARTH TAN AND BIEGE
- EARTH TAN AND COFFEE BROWN

F
- FUSCHIA PINK AND BABY PINK
- FUSCHIA PINK AND WINE
- FUSCHIA PINK AND PEACH
- FUSCHIA PINK AND SKY BLUE
- FUSCHIA PINK AND LILAC
- FUSCHIA PINK AND MINT GREEN
- FUSCHIA PINK AND GOLD

G
- GOLD AND NAVY BLUE 
- GOLD AND ARMY GREEN
- GOLD AND WINE 
- GOLD AND LILAC
- GOLD AND BURGUNDY
- GOLD AND SILVER
- GOLD AND NIGERIAN GREEN

L
- LEMON GREEN AND ARMY GREEN
- LILAC AND APPLE GREEN
- LILAC AND BURGUNDY 
- LILAC AND LIGHT PINK
- LILAC AND PURPLE

M
- MINT GREEN AND PEACH
- MINT GREEN AND ARMY GREEN 
- MINT GREEN AND CHAMPAGNE GOLD 

N
- NAVY BLUE AND SKY BLUE 
- NAVY BLUE AND SEA GREENORANGE AND LEMON GREEN

O
- ORANGE AND IVORY
- ORANGE AND COFFEE BROWN
- ORANGE AND CHAMPAGNE GOLD
- OLIVE GREEN AND PEACH
- OLIVE GREEN AND WINE

P
- PEACH AND BURDUNDY
- PEACH AND COFFEE BROWN
- PEACH AND NAVY BLUE
- PEACH AND PURPLE
- PEACH AND BOTTLE GREEN
- PEACH AND ROYAL BLUE
- PEACH AND SILVER
- POWDER BLUE AND NAVY BLUE
- POWDER BLUE AND ROYAL BLUE
- PURPLE AND OMO BLUE
- PURPLE AND PINK
- PURPLE AND GOLD
- PURPLE AND SILVER
- PURPLE AND LEMON GREEN
- PURPLE AND CHAMPAGNE GOLD

R
- RED AND GOLD
- RED AND SILVER
- RED AND ORANGE
- RED AND BLACK
- RED AND NAVY BLUE
- ROYAL BLUE AND ORANGE
- ROYAL BLUE AND IVORY
- ROYAL BLUE AND SKY BLUE

S
- SEA GREEN AND PEACH
- SEA GREEN AND NAVY BLUE
- SEA GREEN AND SILVER
- SILVER & NAVY BLUE
- SILVER & PEACH
- SILVER & ROYAL BLUE
- SILVER & CHOCOLATE BROWN
- SILVER & COFFEE BROWN
- SILVER & BURGUNDY
- SILVER & SKY BLUE 
- SILVER & PURPLE
- SILVER & TORQUISE
- SILVER & ARMY GREEN 

T
- TORQUISE AND BABY PINK
- TORQUISE AND BUTTER
- TORQUISE AND GOLD 
- TORQUISE AND NAVY BLUE 
- TORQUISE AND ORANGE 
- TORQUISE BLUE AND SILVER
- TORQUISE BLUE AND YELLOW

W
- WINE AND GOLD
- WINE AND PEACH
- WINE AND SILVER
- WINE AND OLIVE GREEN
- WINE AND PINK

Y
- YELLOW AND NAVY BLUE
- YELLOW AND WINE
- YELLOW AND MINT GREEN
- YELLOW AND NIGERIAN GREEN
- YELLOW AND PURPLE
- YELLOW AND CHOCOLATE BROWN


Hope this post was helpful.
Lalasticlala
EducationAkwa Ibom State University Admission 2017 by donwitty(op): 2:52pm On Aug 10, 2017
Trying to gather this information for a cousin, please who has any update on the admission process and latest information about Akwa Ibom State University for 2017. thanks for your input.
AutosNeat Honda Accord (baby Boy) 2001 For Sale 650,000 Negotiable by donwitty(op): 11:33am On Aug 06, 2017
Honda accord (Baby boy) 2001 for sale 650,000 Negotiable.
AC, Neatly used, buy and drive
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EventsRe: Event Planners, Pls Update Your Contacts. by donwitty(m): 12:55pm On May 20, 2017
We are currently running a 50% discount on some of our services. Haymen Entertaiment is a one stop event outfit for all your events planning and services such as Venue decor, Photography and Video, small chops, cocktails, Ushering services, DJ/MC, Costume rentals.
For quality and affordable event service anywhere in Nigeria, you can count on us to deliver

Reach us via:09071758457
Whatsapp: 08077635132
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EventsQualities Of A Good Mc /event Compere by donwitty(op): 12:37pm On May 20, 2017
Top 3 Qualities of a Great MC/Event Compere

When you are organising an event, choosing the right Emcee (or Master of Ceremonies) can mean the difference between a successful event and an unfortunate party. An experienced and professional MC has certain qualities that can be used to make certain your event is one to remember.

Here are our top 3 Qualities of a great MC.
From our experience a GREAT MC:

1. Is PREPARED.
It sounds obvious doesn’t it? A great MC will have laid the ground work and asked plenty of questions to familiarise themselves with the event, guests, content and goals of the host. This preparation means that they can be armed and ready with relevant information, stories and must-know information. The savvy MC will always prepare and have copies of the runsheet to ensure that the event runs on time and schedule. When things happen on the spot, as they do – the MC can keep the flow of communication going and can work with no script because they are prepared.

2. Has STORIES and Will TELL them.
A great MC has a history and stories to tell that can be tailored to the audience. The Emcee connects the dots between the audience and the Hosts’ key message. Aside from the normal housekeeping duties and directives given to the audience – the Emcee can create an ambience or hype that keeps your guests engaged.
There is no point in hiring an MC that only knows how to enunciate clearly. While clear and correct pronunciation, particularly of people’s names is important – a fantastic MC knows how to connect with the audience and engage them in the proceedings. After all, you want your guests to feel like they are a part of the event – not being talked at. It may be particularly important for you to get the audience’s ‘buy-in’ for topics that are important to your organisations goals. The right MC gets this done. The wrong MC gets yawns and the fish-eye stare.
The Best Emcee’s will capture the attention of the audience, will think on their feet and will have enough confidence to ‘roll with it’ when things fall off their hinges. (It happens!) They will have the skills to create the desired mood and can spark the imagination and interest of the audience at will.

3. Loves To Communicate Well.
Again, it sounds a little obvious but the greatest MC’s can make a person in the back of the room feel just as involved and connected as the man sitting at the front. You want your guests to feel important and special. Don’t leave this task to a mediocre MC. The success of your event lays with the enjoyment and satisfaction of your Guests – if they feel disconnected from you and the message – they are going to think it was the worst event they have ever been to. Thus, a great MC can inspire, engage and motivate with the rapport that has been built.
Although the role of the MC is to facilitate the running of the event on a time based schedule – the greatest MC’s are committed to the enjoyment of the participants as it is occurring. They will adapt, think on their feet and will be aware of the ‘mood’ of the audience at any given time. This enables them to raise or drop the tempo of events as is necessary. They will manage the constant feedback given by the audience and will strive to ensure that events run as smoothly as possible. Communication is always a two-way street, so your MC should be as skilled in Listening as speaking. Your thoughts, tastes, ideas and goals should always be uppermost in mind. If you don’t like swearing or a certain colour – make sure you speak up because your professional MC will always be taking notes and looking for ways to exceed your expectations.

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EventsAlert!!! Happening Soon by donwitty(op): 3:42pm On Dec 01, 2014
ALERT!!!! Something is about to happen...Yes, You are about to organise an event especially this festive period. Well, My name is Babajide Adenuga aka Don Witty, Nigeria's most sensational comedian. I'm free to anchor your events dinner, end of year party, wedding, birthday and make it memorable. Contact my management 08068176486 Let's make ds december the best ever!!!
HealthBe Free From Cancer, Arthritis And Other Serious Ailments by donwitty(op): 12:09pm On Oct 16, 2014
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I thought it would be nice to share it here. It basically works for everything and anybody can use it, old or young except pregnant women in their formative stage. You can contact me if interested, so I can order for you through my channel with the company. U can mail me babajidewitty@gmail.com

Nairaland GeneralPay Me My Money by donwitty(op): 8:06am On Oct 15, 2014
Client: So Mr MC I believe you have what it takes to make the event very memorable. So how much will you charge.

MC: Sir, considering my experience and expertise in events like this, I charge between N200,000 and N250,000.

Client: Ahan…for what? Say wetin happen? Is it not to just come and talkhuh

I’ve heard these lines more than 5million times. No sir, it is not to just come and talk, it is far more than that. If it is to just come and talk, why don’t you hand over the microphone to your son and let him make your event very memorable.
I think I have to speak for other MCs out there. This job is not easy, it is far more than just talking and as a matter of fact, the MC should be paid any amount he asks for, even if you’ll negotiate, don’t be too ridiculous with your pricing. I’ll show you other jobs your MC does at your event and why he should be well paid:
At every event, it is only the MC that stands through out. From the beginning of the event till the end, at least the MC remains standing for more than 80% of the whole time. We are not robots, we get bone and flesh like you. Our legs are paining us, yet we smile at you throughout your event while you remain seated devouring every form of food that passes your front *olojukokoro*
One person that most likely will not eat at an event is the MC, because while he is busy entertaining your guests with rib cracking jokes, food is being served and nobody will remind the caterer to reserve food for the MC….chai…there is God o.
What about souvernirshuh It is not ethical and professional for your MC to be stretching his hand and neck to collect souvenirs being distributed at events but courtesy demands that you just help the MC reserve his own. I’m not talking about those “plate and spoon” kind of souvenir o. I’ve anchored an event before that Rolex wristwatches were shared as souvenir. They were kind enough to keep mine…that’s what I’m talking about…but it was stolen. *dries tears*
Another reason why you should pay your MC well before the event is that a professional and ethical MC will never tax your guests for money unlike the band that will keep calling your guest’s name in their songs until they empty their purse and wallet. The band will collect the money your guests are suppose to spray you. A professional MC will only stick to the amount you paid him for the event, but that doesn’t stop you from adding more to his balance if he has impressed you by doing a wonderful job. Even invited guests sometimes envelope cool cash for the MC just to appreciate the good work he did. I wish a lot of people can imbibe this habit rather than just laughing and shouting “this MC na craze guy” when he is making them laugh well.
To those that believe that the MC’s job is just to come and talk…you are wonderfully wrong. I don’t know if you’ve noticed that some people cannot do anything while the event is going on unless they ask the MC. I was anchoring an event in Lekki last month when a guest drove into the car park, looking for a space to park, he ordered the security men to go and call the MC… When I saw the man! I asked him, “hope there’s no problem sir” He said I should show him where he can park his car. I told him to come and park on the high table *straight face* I resemble LASTMA or Road Safety?
Finally, the MC is held responsible for the outcome of the event mostly negative ones. When the event goes smoothly, nobody will remember the MC, but when there’s a little hiccup in d event, its the MC’s name that everybody shouts. The other day the Groom was vexed by his wife’s lateness to the wedding reception. He got angry and left the venue. The chairman called me and scolded me for allowing the bride come late for the reception…pls at this point help me judge this matter…Why me? Na me dey dress the bride ni? Abi na me do make-up for her? Abi na me be the chauffeur wey carry am come the reception. E gba mi o… Wetin concern MC with the lateness of the Bridehuh The Groom came back sha after so much pleading from his family.
With this few points of mine, I hope you will start to pay MCs well for events and not to owe them their balance. God bless.

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