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hollandis: You are such a fooool ,did you have to increase the font

We all know that you're a Yaba-left Escapee, so calling me a fool is not new to me since its the way you've been calling the two GOATs that gave birth to you at home. A Yaba-left Escapee is very easy to identify by this way because your name is not mentioned and you start calling someone a fool simply because he increased font text.. lol.. It is called MADNESS, so obviously you're insaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

EYIN BOYS, E GBA OJUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

grandstar: buyer or seller?

Buyer

xsay:
Any DN sales for the year?

Yes, TrucksIreland.com sold for $3,855, but the buyer landed in hospital for few days.

gcfr and 2sexy are the witness

[size=13pt]How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally[/size]

Method 1: Impregnate 5 girls at a time

Method 2: After getting married, let your wife find used/fresh condoms in your wallet

Method 3: Impregnate a solder daughter and deny it at his presence

Method 4: Have sex with your girl at the Fela shrine during show

Method 5: Direct massive spam to Nairaland and ask Seun to give you an award as the best Nairalander of the year 2014.

gcfr.com:
seems they re now upgrading their servers or something, cos you no be Nigerian na? They closed 2 of mine.

They just close another one now making total of 6 of my accounts, nawa O!

Man United is a disgrace

Man United 1-2 Tottenham

Man U fans, how market na?

Oya tell me your excuse

The game will end up draw

dguy in dcorner: [b] Arsenal’s Manager, Arsène Wenger
admits he is facing a potential injury
crisis ahead of the New Year’s Day
clash against Cardiff City , which striker
Olivier Giroud will definitely miss
because of an ankle problem.
Midfielders Tomas Rosicky (calf) and
Jack Wilshere (ankle) both face fitness
tests later on Tuesday, as does England
forward Theo Walcott , who picked up a
shoulder problem in the 1-0 win at
Newcastle.
Full-back Kieran Gibbs definitely misses
out because of a calf strain, while fellow
defenders Nacho Monreal and Thomas
Vermaelen have both been laid low by
illness . Midfielder Aaron Ramsey is
expected to be unavailable for around
three weeks with the thigh problem
suffered in the win at West Ham on
Boxing Day, while German playmaker
Mesut Özil is also sidelined, with the
club awaiting results of a visit to a
shoulder specialist.
“You need a good memory because we
have plenty of problems,” said Wenger,
whose side head into 2014 top of the
table by a point from Manchester City.
Ramsey and Özil are out. Ramsey (for)
three weeks and Özil has seen a
specialist last night, I haven’t got a
report yet.
“We lost Gibbs at Newcastle with a calf
strain. We have as well Monreal and
Vermaelen, who are not sure to be
ready because they come just back
from illness, then we have uncertainty
about Rosicky, Wilshere and Walcott.
”We lost Giroud on an ankle problem at
Newcastle, so this morning will be more
a medical check to see who will be
available for tomorrow’s game.”
Wenger, though, moved to allay any
worries Giroud’s injury could be a long-
term concern. “Olivier is a strong
structure and he recovers quite quickly,”
said Wenger of the France striker,
whose second-half header secured
victory at Newcastle to end his mini-
goal drought. “He thinks he will be all
right for Saturday, but the medical
people think he will be a bit short. He is
quite optimistic about it.”
Wenger must decide whether to start
Lukas Podolski, who scored on his
return from a four-month injury lay-off
at Upton Park, or Nicklas Bendtner in
attack against the Bluebirds. “I have to
see how I can balance the team
because I have to consider as well who
else is out and how can I get a
balanced team out there,” he said.
Wenger will measure up Arsenal‘s
options ahead of the transfer window
opening again on New Year’s Day. “We
are like many clubs, we are certainly on
alert if something special turns up we
will not turn it down, but we are not as
well desperate because we have a big
depth in our squad,” the Arsenal boss
said.
“We have shown that because our
midfield for example at West Ham and
at Newcastle was completely different –
we changed three players and we still
managed to have a very strong team.”
France international Giroud admits he
would “rather not see a new striker
come in” next month.
Wenger, though, maintains Arsenal are
not looking to replace their 11-goal
forward, rather offer him support.
“Would you expect anything different
from a striker?” said Wenger when
asked what he thought of Giroud’s
comments to French TV.
“I believe we have to give him credit for
one thing, that physically he has coped
with it until now in a remarkable way
and with a fantastic combative attitude.
I don’t know if we will do something or
not (in January), but it is not to replace
Olivier Giroud – we have a great
confidence in Olivier Giroud.”[/b]

[size=20pt]SHAME ON YOU[/size]

This is via Arsenal.com today 1st January 2014

#Arsenal team to play Cardiff City: Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Flamini, Arteta, Wilshere, Walcott, Cazorla, Podolski

Subs: Fabianski, Vermaelen, Jenkinson, Rosicky, Ryo, Gnabry, Bendtner

What do you make of the team the boss has picked? #AFCvCCFC

xsay:
Fii free hosting just cancel my account.. I no know wetin i do oh.. After all those design on my site ..

They cancelled 5 of my accounts today too

I don't know whats wrong with them... They should f**k off jor... i don port my domains back to sedo...

arsbeauty: Which Country Is More Racist-America Or England?

Any Nigerians who have lived or been to both America and England? Which country is more racist?

This does not need calculator now. Obviously America is more racist than the UK.
One single reason to even answer this question is: American was built on racism.
America is by far much more racist than England.
USA is a melting pot
UK is predominately white but has multiracial and diverse cities not melting pots
USA though has worse racial relations
UK cities show better racial relations

Views of races are much stronger in the USA than UK because there have been more than two races in the USA in large numbers since 1600s and one was enslaved, one was being killed off and one saw themselves as superior
US was founded on racism. They came over and stole the land from the real "native americans" tried to enslave them. I have American friends who visit the UK most summers, and they express that they tend to find the UK far more tolerant and less racist. America makes it known they are racist and try to hide it.

[size=20pt]WELCOME ALL THE DOMAINERS TO 2014[/size]

WHAT DO YOU WANT IN 2014?

Oya, lets the list keep rolling

Mine:

1) Peace
2) Happiness
3) Very rich, i mean very rich millions/billions
4) Grace to move more closer to God
5) A Testimony


Add yours.. Happy New Year

gcfr.com:
hope you helped him out

I really wish, but my available balance in EUR (primary): €0.00 EUR, perhaps its been long i even log in to my paypal last until today to check because of him. I hope someone else help him..

What can we do to start selling our domains every single week from 2014?

Happy New Year in advance to my Domain Gurus

Chibenze: @ dot,com,na.me I just sent u a mail via ur website grace dot superior, pls help me out, u are my only savour now, time is runing out. will add you wen am on system

We don talk already

[size=13pt]This will serve as a lesson to the Iheanacho family that its not all about the money but patience to wait for the right time.

That is how people lose their chance in life., Kelechi Iheanacho had the rare opportunity of moving from under 17 straight to senior team, how many players have such a luck?, yet his father James insisted he must chase money in Man City, a club that he will only be in their youth team and spend decade on the bench, when he should have stayed back and pursue his footballing career. Now it has backfired on the innocent boy.

Parent, stop destroying your children's career in the name of MONEY MONEY MONEY
When i say Igbo people with money, now this is it! No hating please!
What a shame..and i feel Kelechi would have excelled o! This guy is an exceptional striker......[/size]

datovid :
@all,I just got a llllll.com valued at 760$..it is a good buy?

I have loads of llllll.com valued at over $1500, never sell common 2

However, if you sell yours, tell the buyer i have loadsssssss

I have decided to write you this 18-page letter BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. If I don’t write it now, people may start considering you as a good president; forgetting that I am the only good president Nigeria has ever had. There is no one like me. As far as Nigeria is concerned, I am the Baba of the Babas. I am the president of the presidents. Before me, Nigeria had no president. After me, there will be no other president.

I have had occasion in the past to warn you, especially when I nominated you as vice-president to Yar’Adua and then campaigned for you to be president, that under no circumstances should you outshine me. I did not put you there to do the things I could not do. Neither did I put you there to succeed where I failed. I put you there because my fourth-term agenda failed. Therefore, I needed someone to be a figure-head, while I continue to rule from behind the scene.

But since you became president, you have not been following my orders. I have warned you again and again to desist from this abuse of the authority I gave you. But you have refused to listen. So you now think you are actually the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I still de laugh! You are not the president. I am the president. If you continue to disobey me, and to promulgate policies that put me in a bad light when compared to you, I will see to it that you don’t even complete your first-term, how much more have a second-term.

I am already in discussions with the APC to see if we can have you impeached. Did you not read in the papers that APC leaders came to my house the other day? When they were here, we all ate pounded yam with egusi soup. Even Buhari had a second helping and asked for the recipe. You better read the writing on the wall. I notice you have quickly returned the missing 49 billion dollars after I brought the matter to the notice of fellow Nigerians; but that won’t help you. I will have you know that we are already training 1000 snipers who will puncture all the tyres of your supporters. Therefore, if you know what is good for you, you better start acting as the puppet president I put you there to be.

How dare you, Goodluck? How dare you build almajiri schools in the North? Why didn’t you suggest that to me while I was in office? How dare you address the NEPA problem when I could not? What exactly are you trying to prove? You think you are better than me? Don’t you know that you would have remained a striking university lecturer if it had not been for me? How dare you appoint a competent man to be Minister of Agriculture? Now the man is going around getting awards for his policies. Which policies? I am the one who revolutionized the agric sector in Nigeria. When I became president, I had only one farm. By the time I left office, I had over six farms in different parts of the country. Is that not progress? How many farms do you have?

You can never be better than me. The corruption in my government was far more than yours. You have nothing to compare with my infamous Siemens and Haliburton scandals. You don’t even have the gumption to buy a Toyota Land Cruiser for your mistress. Chinua Achebe said, “One of the truest test of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised.” You will soon find that this statement cannot be applied to me. I am above it.

How dare you release AlMustapha from prison after 14 years when you know I want him to stay there for the rest of his natural life? I give you my word; you are going to regret that decision. How dare you convene a national conference when I specifically refused to do so? Are you trying to make me look bad? Did you even get my approval before agreeing to it? You are a very disrespectful man. Do you think that you, a minority nonentity from the South-South, could have risen to be President of the country had it not been for me? Have you forgotten so soon, the extent I went in order to ensure that you are where you are today? There was only bad luck in Nigeria until I, in my infinite wisdom, bequeathed good luck on the country.

You ungrateful man! If you don’t stop all these irritating policies, I will declare a national state of emergency. Nonsense! You are supposed to obey your elders. Henceforth, Goodluck Jonathan, you must obey me. Otherwise, I will show you pepper. I will pour sand into your gari. I will put tea in your coffee. You can no longer be trusted; that is why you will only get a second-term over my dead body. I need to get someone in Aso Rock who will do what I say. I already have your replacement in mind. I don’t intend to make the same mistake three times. I will take him to a shrine under Olumo Rock to swear an iron-clad oath to do whatever I say. Any flagrant disregard of my authority, and he will not be able to speak English and Hausa again.

People close to you, if not you yourself, have been asking: “What does Baba want?” What a stupid question. I want to be president of Nigeria again! I want to be president! Half a dozen African presidents have spoken to me and assured me that I am the only president they recognize in Nigeria. Half a dozen of them said their only wish for Nigeria is that I should return to Aso Rock. Of course, yes. Mugabe is still there. Why not me? It is not my will but providence has determined that the presidency is my birthright. I fought for this country. Single-handed, I kept Nigeria together during the civil-war. You cannot sideline me. I put you there: I can remove you. I made you: I can unmake you. You are not the

Messiah of Nigeria. I am the Messiah. Don’t you forget it! I want nothing personally from you but that you obey me at all times.
When I changed the constitution of our great party, I made sure I would continue to control things by inserting a clause which guaranteed that I am the only one qualified to be the Chairman of the Board of Trustees. But as chairman, I was not given the recognition I deserve as the father of the party. Therefore, I tendered my resignation. Imagine my surprise when you had the audacity to accept it. You are such an impudent man. If you knew your place, you would have recognized that my resignation was just a protest. You were supposed to send the elders of the party to beg me to stay on; a plea I would have graciously accepted. But like the ungrateful son that you are, you accepted my resignation. And now, you have Tony Anenih occupying a post that rightfully belongs to me.

Your unlimited ambition became clear to me when the National Chairman of the party said he never does anything without your approval. So you now see yourself as the Leader of the party. Never! See where it has got you now. A number of governors have resigned from the party and taken APC. If you don’t behave, another set will resign and take aspirin. The PDP has lost its majority in the House. There is talk of impeachment; and you are no longer sleeping at night. It serves you right. I fully intend to teach you a lesson you will never forget. By the time I have finished with you, you will run out of the country and seek political asylum in Equatorial Guinea.

It is not surprising that you have not been able to eradicate the scourge of Boko Haram from Nigeria. You don’t have military experience like I have. Under my watch, Bola Ige, Marshal Harry and others were surgically removed from the scene. Similarly, I would have finished Boko Haram within three months. I understand the violence. I am fully cognizant of the root, stem and branches of the underlying causes. But I will not share any of this with you as long as you refuse to make an unequivocal statement that you will not pursue a second-term.

Unlike you, as president of our great country, I was dynamic and resourceful. I exterminated trouble-makers from Odi and Zaki Biam. I spent $16 billion dollars restoring NEPA to its enviable heights. I committed 300 billion naira rebuilding all the federal highways in the East alone. I restored the country’s refineries. I raised the price of petrol several times. I rigged the most amazing election in the history of the country. I conducted the first widely-accepted national census. I could go on and on but my secretary has to go home. In short, I was the great president you can never be. So if you think a neophyte like you can compete with me; think again!

Stop taking me for granted. You don’t want to be in my bad books. I don’t forgive my enemies. You will regret this for the rest of your life. I will show you how much of a nuisance I can be. I will embarrass you everywhere. I will tell as many lies about you as I can. I will write public letters to you every week. I will copy the next one to the Secretary-General of the United Nations.

Never you forget: I dey kampe!

Accept, ungrateful Mr. President, the assurances of my highest disapproval.
Baba the Baba.

P.S. I shall be sharing the contents of this letter with all the newspaper houses in Nigeria and Ghana. I will also be copying my very good friend Governor Diepreye Alamieyeseigha.

By Femi Aribisala.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/dear-goodluck-jonathan/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

[size=14pt]His father James Iheanacho and his unnamed agent have displayed their hunger for money at the expense of the boy’s career which should be uppermost in their mind.

Kelechi’s coaches like Nduka Ugbade and Emmanuel Amuneke and ex player of note, Victor Ikpeba, advised that the boy should not be rushed into some big clubs, especially to Manchester City football club but allowed to hone his skills in lesser clubs in either Belgium or Holland, but his greedy father refused to listen.

Iheanacho’s father and the agent who feel that they can’t afford to wait until late 2014 or early 2015 to start earning the big bucks, from the sweat of the innocent player, whose career is seriously being threatened now by the desperation of two adults. why would Kelechi’s father want to collect some percentage from the contract? As father of the player, will he not get a piece of the boy’s earnings when it eventually starts rolling in?

He should have learnt from the parents of other young players who became bread winners of their families after they hit it big in Europe by taking their time to grow.

His greedy father and his agent should also have allowed Kelechi to participate in the CHAN were he would most probably have put up a display that will help raise his profile more because clubs would see that he could also make an impact in a senior team.

If Nwankwo Kanu, Wilson Oruma, Jonathan Akpoborie, Joseph Yobo, Mikel Obi as well as a host of others had been too desperate to run to big clubs because of fat bucks, may be they would have been gnashing their teeth like a whole lot of others now stranded in Europe playing Sunday-Sunday street football or washing dishes in some obscure restaurants and too ashamed to return home. So be wise Kelechi, talk to your father and your agent.[/size]

They robb liverpool

Clean penalty

efilefun: Sheybi u dey compare newcastle scores and me dey compare aston villa own Y e kom dey vex u nau... Haba

Kpele o comparer

[size=25pt]Mourinho is a noise maker[/size]

[size=15pt]You agree?[/size]

Impressive!



The Loser One Is A FAILURE

efilefun: Aston villa flog Arsenal for emirate 3 - 1
Aston villa lost 2 - 1 to chelsea at stamford bridge
Aston villa lost to MANCHESTER UNITED 3 - 0 @ aston villa so who is the boss?

Whats this one saying?

Are you blind? Where did you see Aston Villa in my post?

You need optician

[size=15pt]Dear Ani-Girouds, i am sure by now your conscience will be knocking your mind.... LESSON is: Don't so quick mock/condemn a player simply because he did not perform in few games.[/size]

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Arteta's Hair Still Perfect ✓
Happy Gooners ✓

[size=20pt]This is not the right thread.

The right thread is here https://www.nairaland.com/1548590/newcastle-vs-arsenal-0-1/15#1548590.483[/size]