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Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:42am On Jan 02, 2014
lynpetra:

Killing them too is never the way...
I don't start what I can't finish
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by abdulkayus(m): 9:44am On Jan 02, 2014
amosade30: U may fink d motiv bhind me raising d topic is bad,bt rili it cn benefit us al..........bsds it can hlp to reduce unwanted preg,unwnted babies dumped by refuse bin,naija populatn(very importnt in ds new year) ...I try na 4 raising ds kind topic

my guy, anybody who wan to have sex shld go and marry. Dat is where sex is confine and legal. All dis methods do nt work fine, d best and d surest way to avoid unwanted pregnancy is to zip up and abstain.
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by MRL1MPoPoTM: 9:44am On Jan 02, 2014
specialguest:

Did you say he is "a monogamous guy"? If having a pregnant fiancee back home and another corper girlfriend elsewhere makes a guy "monogamous" that means the word polygamous should be removed from the dictionary as it already has a substitute

perhaps the dunce just heard the word for the first time and he felt like usin it oblivious of its meaning

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Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 9:46am On Jan 02, 2014
Ryda:


Are u trying to tell her babies is gonna hve different surnames undecided


Lol.
Like telling my dad he isn't a born catholic!!
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:46am On Jan 02, 2014
abdulkayus:

my guy, anybody who wan to have sex shld go and marry. Dat is where sex is confine and legal. All dis methods do nt work fine, d best and d surest way to avoid unwanted pregnancy is to zip up and abstain.


Ogbeni oya lie say u be V:rgin angry

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Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Afrok(m): 9:47am On Jan 02, 2014
Hmmm... Even people wey dey always claim virginity dey view nd even dey comment for dis thread. Wetin dem wan share with Us (we non-virgins cheesy) or better still dem dey learn coz 2014 resolution is to loose dere virginity? , 2014 is still early grin...
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 9:50am On Jan 02, 2014
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Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by marvelike(m): 9:50am On Jan 02, 2014
to avoid stories that touch, if you are not married just zip up!
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:51am On Jan 02, 2014
lynpetra:


Lol.
Like telling my dad he isn't a born catholic!!


Ha ha ha ha cheesy
So u be catholic shocked no wonder dahz y u choose "EITHER WAY I MUST BORN" cheesy
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by akposking(m): 9:51am On Jan 02, 2014
Abortion on point.
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by ceejay80s(m): 9:51am On Jan 02, 2014
I Super glue the tiny hole on d1ck, no releasing ,no belle.
Guys check the amount of babes viewing dis thread, dem wan learn
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:52am On Jan 02, 2014
Afro-k:
Hmmm... Even people wey dey always claim virginity dey view nd even dey comment for dis thread. Wetin dem wan share with Us (we non-virgins cheesy) or better still dem dey learn coz 2014 resolution is to loose dere virginity? , 2014 is still early grin...


U dey rap?
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by trekas: 9:52am On Jan 02, 2014
Hi, wish to introduce you to original honey. It help to prevent pregnancy,after intercourse you take honey and honey dilute the sperms inside you.Honey is so powerful, if you drink one liter of original honey it will purge you. so it is with sperms and pregnancy 1-3 month.
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:53am On Jan 02, 2014
akposking: Abortion on point.


U can never expect something better from a clown angry
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 9:54am On Jan 02, 2014
Ryda:


Ha ha ha ha cheesy
So u be catholic shocked no wonder dahz y u choose "EITHER WAY I MUST BORN" cheesy
Nope.What I meant is my dad wud cut my head off if I breed bastards
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:55am On Jan 02, 2014
ceejay80s:
Guys check the amount of babes viewing dis thread, dem wan learn


cheesy
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:56am On Jan 02, 2014
trekas: Hi, wish to introduce you to original honey. It help to prevent pregnancy,after intercourse you take honey and honey dilute the sperms inside you.Honey is so powerful, if you drink one liter of original honey it will purge you. so it is with sperms and pregnancy 1-3 month.


I go recomend am for pesin
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by MRL1MPoPoTM: 9:56am On Jan 02, 2014
lynpetra:

Killing them too is never the way...
I don't start what I can't finish

protection is the mantra.
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 9:57am On Jan 02, 2014
Dem just silent ooo.Why??Na shame
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:57am On Jan 02, 2014
lynpetra:
Nope.What I meant is my dad wud cut my head off if I breed bastards


Buh u sef...u wont like to tresspass na
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by buttercream: 9:58am On Jan 02, 2014
Yomieluv: nooooo;but very soon,it happened to my be-wife.
smiley HML in advance smiley
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 9:58am On Jan 02, 2014
lynpetra: Dem just silent ooo.Why??Na shame


Sugah i like u jor

Kpaks babe wey no dey shy cheesy
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by dotcomnamename: 9:59am On Jan 02, 2014
[size=13pt]How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally[/size]

Method 1: Impregnate 5 girls at a time

Method 2: After getting married, let your wife find used/fresh condoms in your wallet

Method 3: Impregnate a solder daughter and deny it at his presence

Method 4: Have sex with your girl at the Fela shrine during show

Method 5: Direct massive spam to Nairaland and ask Seun to give you an award as the best Nairalander of the year 2014.
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by MRL1MPoPoTM: 9:59am On Jan 02, 2014
Ryda:


Are u trying to tell her babies is gonna hve different surnames undecided

Anyhow bro.
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 10:00am On Jan 02, 2014
«—M®×L¹MPºPº ™:


protection is the mantra.

Exactly what I am advocating for.But,I don't like abortion either.Lost 2 friends and an aunt to it.Hence,IF I GET BELLE I BORN AM LIFEEEEEEEEE
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 10:00am On Jan 02, 2014
sage_:

Read my comment again and tell me which of my two sentences got you into this level of rage.
grin grin.. laughing my dik out! grin
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by tallceejay(m): 10:03am On Jan 02, 2014
amosade30: I was discusin wt sm of ma guys abt au to avoid pregnancy naturally when having sex without a condom aside using drugs (postinor 1 or 2.

I learnt that sooner or later, drugs have their side effects especially too much intake).

One said salt and water (for the gal immediately the guy arrives), another said withdrawal method (for the guy). Another said Alabukun or lime (for the girl).

I really want to know which is the surest or safest besides drugs pls...from experience. I made front page...for d frst time...ds new year shws am goin higher....dancing skelewu wt azonto

This generation... undecided
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 10:03am On Jan 02, 2014
@op undecided undecided undecided,.. I am still a virgin. angry angry angry
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by chunbarca(m): 10:04am On Jan 02, 2014
Total abstinence sure pass oooo
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 10:05am On Jan 02, 2014
Ryda:


Buh u sef...u wont like to tresspass na
I no need am jare,I no won dey shapeless for wedding gown.
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Nobody: 10:05am On Jan 02, 2014
* cums on ery body on the thread...* angry angry

they need Jesus! angry
Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Ryda(m): 10:05am On Jan 02, 2014
dotcom_na_me_na_me: [size=13pt]How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally[/size]

Method 1: Impregnate 5 girls at a time

Method 2: After getting married, let your wife find used/fresh condoms in your wallet

Method 3: Impregnate a solder daughter and deny it at his presence

Method 4: Have sex with your girl at the Fela shrine during show

Method 5: Direct massive spam to Nairaland and ask Seun to give you an award as the best Nairalander of the year 2014.


undecided

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