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The Super Eagles of Nigeria kicked off their World Cup qualifying campaign yesterday with the usual hypertensive win over Zambia in Ndola. Much to the chagrin of rivals like Kenneth Omeruo, Moses Simon and Wilfred Ndidi, and to the delight of Gernor Rohr and Amaju Pinnick, the Eagles are now top of Group B.

Here are five things we picked up from the game:

Zambia paid for their profligacy in front of goal

Perhaps in the mood of the NFF that never have money to pay managers but somehow always have enough to foot needless travels and management allowances, the Zambians were wasteful in front of goal. Credit must be given to Nigeria’s Carl Ikeme for his bravery but as the popular saying in most Nigerian viewing center goes; “keeper no dey catch goal”.

Had the Chipolopolo converted only few of the chances Nigeria’s open defence offered them, the scoreline would have been definitely different.

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Fluidity in Nigeria’s play

Hitherto, Nigeria’s defined pattern of play is ‘kick, follow and hope’. But on Sunday, that pattern of play was ditched like how Rihanna dumps her numerous Hollywood boyfriends before moving to another one that she would ditch in another two weeks.

The movement, finesse and panache in Nigeria’s play was telepathic. A beauty to the eye of every lover of good football.

Wilfred Ndidi is no right back

As a defender, the minimum thing you are required to do is defend. It’s okay if you have a phobia for surging forward or like Valencia, you find it difficult to cross the road – not much the ball, but at the very least, know how to defend.

This basic requirement was missing in Ndidi’s display. At some point, a fight broke out amongst the Zambian attackers on whose turn it was to have a go at Ndidi. It was a painful thing to watch.

Bring back our Ahmed Musa

We understand that Gernot Rohr had genuine reasons to start Ahmed Musa on the bench given that that is gradually becoming his permanent territory at Leicester City, but with the way Moses Simon played, it’s about time to reinstate Musa back into the starting eleven.

Except Moses Simon is in possession of Gernot Rohr’s nudes, there is no reason why he should ever start ahead of anyone again. A N Y O N E, even the lawnmower.

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Nigeria’s future is bright

Kelechi Iheanacho and Alex Iwobi, Nigeria’s two goalscorers, are both twenty years old. That alone is self explanatory.

And oh, Ahmed Musa, too, is TWENTY-THREE, by the way.


Source: http://www.ngjuice.com/five-things-from-the-super-eagles-away-victory-over-zambia-2/

KvnqPrezo:
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ebusmomentum88:
my name is out in my school lists pasted but i dont have jamb admision letter beause i have checked in dia site and dey said not admitted yet. will it affect me during online registration. pls i need urgent reply

Hope you didn't check in the 2016 link? I mean for your jamb admission letter

justifiedcoyy:
dotun nice one . c as u break everything.

Hehe Justifiedcoyy himself, this name combo cray gan!

edbor:
been awhile i posted here, but at this point i think i should drop a notch or two. .

A big thank you to

chumaser
dream2
kapable75
y0rmee
dottune
justifiedcoyy et al


for the justice done to questions raised here in graceland, una too much. . .5' cartons of origin each to further una ministry.

hehe origin Zero please. Longest time bro

Haychay:
Bros I hail,u get time sha

hehe and i been actually dey work at the time, but as i dey read through the posts na the common things weh i dey see be that

Funkeadeoye:
@bold, many of the people in my set were not given admission and we were told to pay 5k to rectify the whole issue. Now the issue is that, up till now the issue has not been fixed, its still saying the same thing. Should we be worried? or should we just go for the regularization stuff by ourselves, as i here that it might affect us when it comes to doing the online registration....Since the school has been silent ever since.

It is better if you go by yourself and if there is still time, update your the new jamb registration withyour school to upload on NYSC's Portal

Prettysusanquee:
Any Aspoly graduate here

You mean ASS-Poly

Lol.. don't mine me, what's the full name of your Polytechnic?

LauraNicky:
Plz oh fellow pcm, my skol RSUST is trying to frustrate we d pcm by bringing up issue of jamb admission letter as d only criteria used by NYSC for mobilization and dat if u dont have dis admission letter from jamb dat wen time for NYSC online reg comes, and dat if we try and register our names will either not be found or it will enter NYSC error list because we don't have d admission letter. The problem now is dat almost all d students dont have dis admission letrer cos we were nt aware of dis development from the on set . Plz!plz! dis tin is really bordering us(we the RSUST batch b pcm). In fact we were even told by our admission officer to forget anytin abt batch B or unless we can sponsor our self to jamb office in abj for rectification Nd dis we are nt sure of it will b feasible for us cos jamb mite nt attend to us as an individual or even if dey do how soonest can we get dis admission letter from them. Plz my question now is dat: does any fellow pcm from other higher institution have dis challenge we d RSUST pcm are having now? Or is the issue discussed above not true? And as well is this jamb admission letter same with original coloured jamb print out I used during clearance? Will it have any negative effect on us wen d time of reg starts or even at d camp? Plz i need answers and solutions oh!!!!!

you can still get your jamb admission letter;
1st you'll need to check Jamb's website for your Admission Status at http://www.jamb.org.ng/
Next, click on the year you wrote the jamb that you used to gain admission. You'll see the options for the year there.
After clicking on it, you should see the following:

Retrieval of Registration Number
Result Slip Printing
Check Admission Status
Admission Letter Printing (DE 2009 Inclusive)
2009 DE Acknowledge Slip Printing
Amend Data (Regularized Candidate Only)

Click on the Check Admission status, input your jamb reg number.
If your jamb reg number is correct, it should bring out your details and confirm that you were offered Admission by your school. i.e your school alerted Jamb that you have been offered admission. This also helps you confirm that you have a valid jamb reg number
After you must have successfully done this, you should proceed to printing your admission, but you'll be needing a scratch card which should costs between N1,500-N2,500. That should Solve your Admission letter problem.

If you try checking your admission status and it doesn't go through, you'll probably need to do "Jamb regularisation number" ish.

I hope this helps

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YungJo207:
Thank God everybody see my post,I no call anybody name oo..make my career wen never even start to die for half way like oga donatus 1982 swag cabucabu motor.

As for you oga Dottune you are on your own ooo( in Dprince voice )

lol i no follow dey! Modifying the post like i no sabi wetin happen

cc: lalasticlala

YungJo207:
Lol very funny...so now 1 na back up artist and the other getting deals....making money is all that count tho.

Modified

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All indications on Peter Psquare's IG post and photos points at him being about to be unveiled as am ambassador of Merry Bet.
In a series of pictures that he uploaded on Instagram with him on sport kits, he posted one with a #MerryBet Hashtag, as shown in the screenshot below.

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If this deal comes through like we hope it would, he would join the likes of Falz and Mr. IBU as Brand Ambassadors of Merry Bet. He would also be adding to the list of endorsement deals that he already has with Glo, Adidas, Olympic and KIA Motors.

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Source: http://www.ngjuice.com/peter-okoye-peterpsquare-unveiled-ambassador-merry-bet/

So over time there has been this discrepancy towards people who have big noses, in fact people usually make jest of we guys with big noses, you might be thinking does he have a big nose? Obviously I do, otherwise why would I use the word “we”.

Back to the topic, I remember when I was in secondary I used to hate myself and beat myself up for having a big nose, my school mates robbed it all over my face, the girls most especially, neither were the teachers left out. I can remember when our Fine Art teacher humiliated me in front of my juniors by saying I had an “oblong nose”, I felt so embarrassed I almost literally couldn’t look at my junior ones in the eye for like a week.
Well, all that is in the past now because as I grew up I realized it was a blessing rather than curse. So here are the reasons why you should have a big nose:

1. For Easy Recognition – Imagine if you get lost or someone was looking for you, for a very important business deal and he/she is trying to describe you to someone that knows you, but the person knows a lot of people with your name. What do you think the guy trying to hook you up with a deal would remember? Your nose of course, he/she would be like ” AY with the big nose na” and the other person would be like “yesssss!!! I know him.. He stays at….”. The same thing cannot be said for those with small noses, because let’s face it almost everyone has a small nose, even if it’s moderate it would still be regarded as “small”.

2. You’ll be the first to smell Danger: Believe it or not, it has been proven that people with big noses usually know when trouble is brewing, don’t ask me where I read it or how I know, and would either runaway or face it head on. They also know when fire is about to start in a building, this is largely because of the large radius of their nostrils, which gives them an extra smelling sense, thereby enabling them to avert a fire crises before it escalates.

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3. After God, you’ll be the only one that ‘Nose’ it all: I’m really serious here with this point, from a research I carried out I was able to deduce that “King Solomon”, the wisest man on planet Earth, must have had a big nose which also contributed to the abundant wisdom God had already given to him.
People with big noses usually “nose all” and are very intelligent, so next time you meet a big #NoseGang member put a “respeq” on the name.

4. They Rarely Cheat on their Partners: Guys and Ladies with big noses rarely on their partners because they find it hard to hurt people, most especially because of the kind of emotional degradation they must have gone through growing up, so they know how it feel to be hurt and wouldn’t want their partners to grow through it. Unlike, their counterparts with “normal nose”, who probably never went through as much humiliation as they did.
It is also important to note that, people with big nose who end up cheating on their partners, are probably the ones who must have cheated on in the past.

5. They’re Usually Successful: You might see this heading and be like ” it is obviously a lie”, but it actually isn’t. People with big nose have very good instincts, their nose usually serves as a “pointer” to tell them what the next successful business is and where the money is going. In fact they can smell a good business venture from miles away and succeed easily in it.

6. They’re Great Cooks and They Don’t Burn Food: People who have big noses, most especially the ladies are very great cooks because their nose tells them how best to cook the food and make it come out great.
They also rarely burn food and this is very important in this “recession” that we are currently going through, just before the food gets burnt their nose is able to detect the change in the aroma of the food and are swift to stop the food or soup from getting burnt.

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7. They Can Smell Lies: I’m sure most of y’all reading this must have seen those memes of “I smell Lies”, like the one above. Have you ever wondered why they use people with big nose or use Photoshop to enlarge the nose of the person they use, that’s because they know people with big noses can smell when someone is lying or telling them “busit”.
Try telling your friend with a big nose a lie and see how he or she reacts, in fact their accuracy is better than that of “lie detectors”. The Police, Army, CIA, Special Ops, EFCC and the rest usually employ people with big noses for this their special feature. How do I know this? I’ll take a line from the Dorthraki females on Games of Throne “It is known”.

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8. They are Talented: I’ve noticed people with Big noses are really talented and tend to be among the best, if not the best in their various fields.
Here are a few celebrities with big noses: The late Michael Jackson, Psquare, Don Jazzy, Mr IBU and so many other celebrities which we would be listing later.

9. They’re Beautiful and Handsome: As people with Big nose grow up, both the ladies and the guys, their nose begin to sync perfectly with their faces giving them a distinct look different from that of others.

10. They have great sense of smell: I don’t think I need to dwell much on that at all, obviously our big nose gives us that advantage.

These are among the few reasons why you should have a big nose or you should appreciate people with big nose. To the guys with big nose, you should proudly rock it and don’t let anyone demean you because of that. Proudly #NoseGang

Source: http://www.ngjuice.com/reasons-why-you-should-have-a-big-nose/

callmemercy:
No, I obviously don't know but feel free to tell me more

Lol.. you obviously haven't been to Abeokuta, you need to. Should I drag you along tomorrow?

y0rmee:
Yesna! Ijede in Ikorodu sef!

Ehn ehn.. That's cool, wetin una go find IB then?

Meanwhile, I need lands ooooo

y0rmee:
True. I'm still thinking on how best to do my permutation for Oyo, Osun or Ogun sef.

I'm from Lagos (Origin, but I fit claim Oyo too )

Uncle you're from Lagos

Haha... The guy be like: Nooooo

*still wondering how the guy was able to see the meme*

BlackGoldDbully:
what i needed you to understand is that its remaining 70,000 out of 260,000PCM's to mobilise this year.. so there'll b only one stream @b16. Forget the nysc broke part they r nt really that broke.

Haha @bolded and yeah seems it is only one stream that'll be going

Link to article https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/nysc-is-broke-no-money-to-mobilise-buy-kits-for-corps-members-–-media-director.221827/

HateU2:
I hope it won't be too close to Xmas period sha

I don't want January oo

Loool

Hopefully it shouldn't, if we camp early we should leave camp before 25th, but it is the traveling ish I'm a lil bit scared of

JohnQueen:
Oh! It av tey I came on here

Yeahhh.. it av

HateU2:
yes but I don't want December jooo

You want January?

HateU2:
[size=20pt] Hi guys, I saw this on Instagram. I think December is camping [/size]

Latecomer, I remember tagging you when it leaked as "proposed Batch B '16 timetable"

JohnQueen:
Hi guys. This TT no go well o. Not supposed to have regrets but how will a full year of one's life be gotten back?


Dottune
..... Where you guys at?

Mehn it's so annoying, I'm just glad I had something doing all these while. They want make person age pass Entry level age after NYSC.

Meanwhile Titanium38 is aBbiie25

All these Unilorin Shidren and Lautech Shidren making noise upandan this thread, please respect yaselves, this is what happens when there are many Shidren from one school.

Ehm... meanwhile Unilorin Shidren should respect their elders on this thread, if they want to go with Batch B.

*Arise! Coourttt!!!**