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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:25am On Oct 05, 2016

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Celebrities › Re: Is Peter Psquare About To Be Unveiled As An Ambassador For Merry Bet? (pics) by Dottune(op): 2:30pm On Oct 04, 2016*

YungJo207:
Thank God everybody see my post,I no call anybody name oo..make my career wen never even start to die for half way like oga donatus 1982 swag cabucabu motor.

As for you oga Dottune you are on your own ooo( in Dprince voice )

lol i no follow dey! Modifying the post like i no sabi wetin happen

cc: lalasticlala

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Celebrities › Re: Is Peter Psquare About To Be Unveiled As An Ambassador For Merry Bet? (pics) by Dottune(op): 2:23pm On Oct 04, 2016

YungJo207:
Lol very funny...so now 1 na back up artist and the other getting deals....making money is all that count tho.

Modified

Celebrities › Is Peter Psquare About To Be Unveiled As An Ambassador For Merry Bet? (pics) by Dottune(op): 2:14pm On Oct 04, 2016

https://www.ngjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/peterpsquare-20161003-0003-300x300.jpg

All indications on Peter Psquare's IG post and photos points at him being about to be unveiled as am ambassador of Merry Bet.
In a series of pictures that he uploaded on Instagram with him on sport kits, he posted one with a #MerryBet Hashtag, as shown in the screenshot below.

https://www.ngjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_20161003_180651_982-209x300.jpg

If this deal comes through like we hope it would, he would join the likes of Falz and Mr. IBU as Brand Ambassadors of Merry Bet. He would also be adding to the list of endorsement deals that he already has with Glo, Adidas, Olympic and KIA Motors.

https://www.ngjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/peterpsquare-20161003-0002-1-300x300.jpg

Source: http://www.ngjuice.com/peter-okoye-peterpsquare-unveiled-ambassador-merry-bet/

Romance › #nosegang: Reasons Why You Should Have A Big Nose by Dottune(op): 11:12am On Oct 04, 2016

So over time there has been this discrepancy towards people who have big noses, in fact people usually make jest of we guys with big noses, you might be thinking does he have a big nose? Obviously I do, otherwise why would I use the word “we”.

Back to the topic, I remember when I was in secondary I used to hate myself and beat myself up for having a big nose, my school mates robbed it all over my face, the girls most especially, neither were the teachers left out. I can remember when our Fine Art teacher humiliated me in front of my juniors by saying I had an “oblong nose”, I felt so embarrassed I almost literally couldn’t look at my junior ones in the eye for like a week.
Well, all that is in the past now because as I grew up I realized it was a blessing rather than curse. So here are the reasons why you should have a big nose:

1. For Easy Recognition – Imagine if you get lost or someone was looking for you, for a very important business deal and he/she is trying to describe you to someone that knows you, but the person knows a lot of people with your name. What do you think the guy trying to hook you up with a deal would remember? Your nose of course, he/she would be like ” AY with the big nose na” and the other person would be like “yesssss!!! I know him.. He stays at….”. The same thing cannot be said for those with small noses, because let’s face it almost everyone has a small nose, even if it’s moderate it would still be regarded as “small”.

2. You’ll be the first to smell Danger: Believe it or not, it has been proven that people with big noses usually know when trouble is brewing, don’t ask me where I read it or how I know, and would either runaway or face it head on. They also know when fire is about to start in a building, this is largely because of the large radius of their nostrils, which gives them an extra smelling sense, thereby enabling them to avert a fire crises before it escalates.

https://www.ngjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/d-300x297.jpeg
3. After God, you’ll be the only one that ‘Nose’ it all: I’m really serious here with this point, from a research I carried out I was able to deduce that “King Solomon”, the wisest man on planet Earth, must have had a big nose which also contributed to the abundant wisdom God had already given to him.
People with big noses usually “nose all” and are very intelligent, so next time you meet a big #NoseGang member put a “respeq” on the name.

4. They Rarely Cheat on their Partners: Guys and Ladies with big noses rarely on their partners because they find it hard to hurt people, most especially because of the kind of emotional degradation they must have gone through growing up, so they know how it feel to be hurt and wouldn’t want their partners to grow through it. Unlike, their counterparts with “normal nose”, who probably never went through as much humiliation as they did.
It is also important to note that, people with big nose who end up cheating on their partners, are probably the ones who must have cheated on in the past.

5. They’re Usually Successful: You might see this heading and be like ” it is obviously a lie”, but it actually isn’t. People with big nose have very good instincts, their nose usually serves as a “pointer” to tell them what the next successful business is and where the money is going. In fact they can smell a good business venture from miles away and succeed easily in it.

6. They’re Great Cooks and They Don’t Burn Food: People who have big noses, most especially the ladies are very great cooks because their nose tells them how best to cook the food and make it come out great.
They also rarely burn food and this is very important in this “recession” that we are currently going through, just before the food gets burnt their nose is able to detect the change in the aroma of the food and are swift to stop the food or soup from getting burnt.

https://www.ngjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/I-smell-lies-203x300.jpeg

7. They Can Smell Lies: I’m sure most of y’all reading this must have seen those memes of “I smell Lies”, like the one above. Have you ever wondered why they use people with big nose or use Photoshop to enlarge the nose of the person they use, that’s because they know people with big noses can smell when someone is lying or telling them “busit”.
Try telling your friend with a big nose a lie and see how he or she reacts, in fact their accuracy is better than that of “lie detectors”. The Police, Army, CIA, Special Ops, EFCC and the rest usually employ people with big noses for this their special feature. How do I know this? I’ll take a line from the Dorthraki females on Games of Throne “It is known”.

https://www.ngjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/14334772_1660419544269742_5992675260023963648_n-300x300.jpg
8. They are Talented: I’ve noticed people with Big noses are really talented and tend to be among the best, if not the best in their various fields.
Here are a few celebrities with big noses: The late Michael Jackson, Psquare, Don Jazzy, Mr IBU and so many other celebrities which we would be listing later.

9. They’re Beautiful and Handsome: As people with Big nose grow up, both the ladies and the guys, their nose begin to sync perfectly with their faces giving them a distinct look different from that of others.

10. They have great sense of smell: I don’t think I need to dwell much on that at all, obviously our big nose gives us that advantage.

These are among the few reasons why you should have a big nose or you should appreciate people with big nose. To the guys with big nose, you should proudly rock it and don’t let anyone demean you because of that. Proudly #NoseGang

Source: http://www.ngjuice.com/reasons-why-you-should-have-a-big-nose/

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 10:14pm On Sep 15, 2016

callmemercy:
No, I obviously don't know but feel free to tell me more

Lol.. you obviously haven't been to Abeokuta, you need to. Should I drag you along tomorrow?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 2:00pm On Sep 15, 2016

y0rmee:
Yesna! Ijede in Ikorodu sef!

Ehn ehn.. That's cool, wetin una go find IB then?

Meanwhile, I need lands ooooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 10:55am On Sep 15, 2016

y0rmee:
True. I'm still thinking on how best to do my permutation for Oyo, Osun or Ogun sef.

I'm from Lagos (Origin, but I fit claim Oyo too )

Uncle you're from Lagos huh

Romance › Re: The Guys I Like Vs The Guys That Like Me (Pictured) by Dottune(m): 10:28am On Sep 15, 2016

Haha... The guy be like: Nooooo

*still wondering how the guy was able to see the meme*

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 9:31am On Sep 13, 2016

BlackGoldDbully:
what i needed you to understand is that its remaining 70,000 out of 260,000PCM's to mobilise this year.. so there'll b only one stream @b16. Forget the nysc broke part they r nt really that broke.

Haha @bolded and yeah seems it is only one stream that'll be going

Link to article https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/nysc-is-broke-no-money-to-mobilise-buy-kits-for-corps-members-–-media-director.221827/

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:08am On Sep 11, 2016

HateU2:
I hope it won't be too close to Xmas period sha

I don't want January oo

Loool

Hopefully it shouldn't, if we camp early we should leave camp before 25th, but it is the traveling ish I'm a lil bit scared of

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:03am On Sep 11, 2016

JohnQueen:
Oh! It av tey I came on here

Yeahhh.. it av

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:03am On Sep 11, 2016

HateU2:
yes but I don't want December jooo

You want January? grin

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:37pm On Sep 10, 2016

HateU2:
[size=20pt] Hi guys, I saw this on Instagram. I think December is camping [/size]

Latecomer, I remember tagging you when it leaked as "proposed Batch B '16 timetable"

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:36pm On Sep 10, 2016

JohnQueen:
Hi guys. This TT no go well o. Not supposed to have regrets but how will a full year of one's life be gotten back?

Dottune
..... Where you guys at?

Mehn it's so annoying, I'm just glad I had something doing all these while. They want make person age pass Entry level age after NYSC.

Meanwhile Titanium38 is aBbiie25

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:20pm On Sep 10, 2016

All these Unilorin Shidren and Lautech Shidren making noise upandan this thread, please respect yaselves, this is what happens when there are many Shidren from one school.

Ehm... meanwhile Unilorin Shidren should respect their elders on this thread, if they want to go with Batch B.

*Arise! Coourttt!!!**

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:29pm On Sep 09, 2016

HateU2 and Callmemercy come and see the proposed TT o

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:53am On Sep 09, 2016

kingsley3218:
Fresh this morning from my school's DSA........ Was able to squeeze dis out!

Mehn thanks.. I guess it was the same thing with the previous one we saw sef. We are either leaving December or January.

Change!!!

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 9:12am On Sep 09, 2016

Badtenglish:
Am a receiveder of senses more than u.. Am fighter with all of you that didn't welcomed me. I am a new intake in this region and nobody welcomer me nobody asking for my information

Introduce yourself in this format:
Alias/Moniker
School/Institution
Course of Study
Year of Graduation
The four States where you wish to serve

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 8:31am On Sep 09, 2016

chiefojiji:
~~churchmaster~~ sorry chumaster u have woken?
Y0rmee
Dipson546
Posiimi
Rebekkah
Ibroh22
Skoloppy31
Skiberg
Hateu2
Dream2
Dot.tune

[size=16pt]EPP[/size]

dunno what is wrong with me this morning!
I hit my head on my pillow and since den,i have bin hearing grin grin gran "losen bot and nut sounds " in my head. What could have happened

You no get interview this morning again?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 7:31am On Sep 09, 2016

ardeypearlz:

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 7:30am On Sep 09, 2016

omoikea:
and fewv are roaming on nairaland looking for who to quote and tell them they are not among the ones on the street..

you are taking life too serious

Loool... No let me start this morning o

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 3:53pm On Sep 08, 2016

omoikea:
GUESS WHAT PEOPLE!!!

ITS FINALLY OUT,
i just confirmed it....

YES

YES

YES

its finally out, after waiting for so long, am here to inform my brothers and sisters that the SUN is finally out after days of raining

Many are mad but few are roaming angry

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 10:31am On Sep 08, 2016

chumaster:
I have an Information from a 'LIKELY CREDIBLE' source concerning our TiTi, and it is not encouraging.

It is not the actual TT but a date in the expected actual TT.

And it relates exactly with 'a' date in the TT that beejay722 just shared.

So na December we dey go bah?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 5:53pm On Sep 07, 2016

Tosaino21:
bro dey have 3 website... u can still confirm it in any of der site....

Yes they have 3 websites and nysconline.com isn't one of them

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 5:07pm On Sep 07, 2016

yinkhar:
hi, have been folowing for a while nw
I'm Olayinka, uniosun, microbiology....will be going for Lagos, Abuja and Cross rivers

Welcome to Graceland

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 5:24pm On Sep 06, 2016

Dream2:
Just thinking,let's discuss this timetable of a thing oo.
A lot of rumours being peddled about the date NYSC will release timetable,but dem neva come out to deny all doz rumours nigba yen,ok.
Now that the rumour of 8th of this month strive,they issued a statement to debunk it..........just thinking.
Now let's look at it in a telescopic way,LOL,grab your telescope ooo.
Why is it that NYSC debunked the date of 8th of all the rumours of dates?
Does that mean the rumour is actually true?
Put on ya thinking cap jor,oya hw u see am?

Coyy

Y0rme

Chiefojiji

Chumaster

Abbie

Froshpapie

Callmemercy

And other GL members.

Lol I think you're getting something wrong, they didn't debunk the date of the release of the timetable, they only debunked that of "Online Registration for Batch B '16 Orientation exercise" wink

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 1:31pm On Sep 06, 2016

chiefojiji:
Schools ready for NYSC 2016 1. Tai-Solarin University [TASUED]
2. University Of Calabar [UNICAL]
3. University Of Abuja [UNIABUJA]
4. Federal U never sity Of Agriculture Abeokuta [FUNAA
5. University Of Nigeria, Nsukka [UNN]
6. Abia State Polytechnic [ABIAPOLY]
7. Obafemi Awolowo University [OAU]
8. Federal Poly Bauchi [BAUCHI POLY]
9. Lagos State Polytechnic [LASPOTECH]
10. Ekiti State University [EKSU]
11. University Of Nsukka [UNN]
12. Delta state Polytechnic, Oghara otefe [DELTA POLY]
13. Federal Polytechnic Ado [ADOPOLY]
14. Delta State University [DELSU]
15. Benue State University [BSU]
16. University Of Maidugiri [UNIMAID]
17. University Of Porthacourt [UNIPORT]
18. Benson Idahosa University [BIU]
19. Modibbo Adama University of Technology YOLA
[MAUTECH]
20. Nasarawa State University, Keffi [NSUK]
21. Kaduna State Polytechnic [KADUNAPOLY]
22. Enugu State University [ESUT]
23. Kogi State University [KSU]
24. Obafemi Awolowo University [OAU]
25. Federal University Of Technology Owerri [FUTO]
26. Umaru Musa Yaradua University [UMYU]
27. Cross River University Of Technology [CRUTECH]
28. Abai State Polytechnic Abia [ABIAPOLY]
29. Adamawa State University, Mubi-Nigeria [ADSU]
30. Federal Polytechnic Nasarawa [NASARAWAPOLY]
31. Benson Idahosa University [BIU]
32. Benue State University, Markurdi [BSU]
33. Federal Polytechnic Idah [IDAHPOLY]
34. Olabisi Onabanjo University, [OOU]
35. Gombe State University [GOMSU]
36. Imo State University [IMSU]
37. Novena University [NOVENA UNI]
38. Moshood Abiola Polytechnic [MAPOLY]
39. Michael Okpara University Of Agriculture [MOUAU]
40. Gateway Polytechnic [GATEWAYPOLY]
41. Tansian University [TANSIAN UNI]
42. Osisatech Poly, Enugu [OSUSTECHPOLY]
43. University Of Ibadan [UNIBADAN]
44. The Polytechnic Ibadan [IBADANPOLY]
45. University of Port Harcourt,[UNIPORT]
46. Nuhu Bamalli Polytechnic, Zaria [NUBAPOLY]
47. Crawford University [CRAWFORD UNI]
48. Federal University Of Technology Yola [FUTYOLA]
49. Tai Solarin University [TASUED]
50. University Of Calabar [UNICAL]
51. Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu University [COOU
52. Enugu State University [ESUT]
53. Heritage Polytechnic [HERITAGE POLY]
54. University Of Abuja [UNIABUJA]
55. Kaduna Polytechnic [KADUNAPOLY]
56. Sokoto State Polytechnic [SSP]
57. University Of Nigeria, Nsukka [UNN]
58. Ebonyi State University [EBSU]
59. Osun State University [UNIOSUN]
60. Adekunle Ajasin University [AAU]
61. Federal University Of Petroleum Resources [FUPRE]
62. Federal Polytechnic Nekede [NEKEDEPOLY]
63. Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka [UNIZIK]
64. Auchi Polytechnic [AUCHIPOLY]
65. Federal Poly Bauchi [BAUCHIPOLY]
66. Ekiti State University [EKSU]
67. University Of Lagos [UNILAG]
68. University Of Benin [UNIBEN]
69. Igbinedion University
70. University Of Ibadan [UNIBADAN]
71. Lagos State Polytechnic [LAGOSPOLY]
72. More Loading.............................................................
Timetable will be out tomorrow unfailing, according to the DG

Where you take see that one?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:55am On Sep 06, 2016

Somebody say TT in a Bit cheesy

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:54am On Sep 06, 2016

NYSC HQ Nigeria
‏@nysc_ng

#LIVE: 2016 'B' Pre-Mob workshop in Ibadan. Getting ready for the #NYSC2016B orientation course @OyoCorper @nysckano

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 9:56am On Sep 06, 2016

ojaydedon:
uj.. Wat abt u?

Funaab

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 9:45am On Sep 06, 2016

y0rmee:
Test!

Chai!!!

somebory!

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