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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 10:08am On May 19, 2016
How you dey na Yorme?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 10:07am On May 19, 2016
yorme:
...from the other side cheesy

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 9:23am On May 19, 2016
Hello
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 8:27am On May 05, 2016
kapable75:
Gud morning grace ville!! Dottune sorry for what happened. Did they collect the #100?
No they didn't, I wasn't even ready to give them again sef.
Good morning
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:51am On May 05, 2016
Once they called my name I just said I was a student and I also showed them my I.D card, the other lady on Uniform I Mafe sure to cram her name on her tag Mrs. Ajayi Oludayo O. who was asking me stupid questions about the admission process of my school, because her son chose there last year, I was replying with much enthusiasm thinking she would put in a word for me, as the man was attending to a call.

Instead she became mute as the guy told me to pay 2.5K because I was a student, I just told him, I was just getting back from school and I don't have more than N100. He told me to go and stay somewhere first.

Their green Bus arrived as he was almost through with his Semi-extortion scheme, they selected we that didn't have money or had less than N1,000 beliw and threatened to take to Alausa to face "Court", in this process they were also manhandling an old man. I just went in, as I was very sure they'll eventually release us. They started the bus and moved it forward like they were actually going to take us to Alausa, but stopped and reversed, so that they could play a trick on us psychologically to pay the money they asked.
They started cajoling us one by one, the ones that had family that were coming to pay and the other guys with 1K, collecting the money and releasing them.

Around 20 mins to 5, the guys outside were discussing that they should let us go, one of them said he couldn't take us to Alausa o. The other guys towards the bus and started calling us out, when it got to my turn again, they asked what they told me to do, I told them in Yoruba that they said I should pay N2,500 and that I had just N100 instead. They said I should go and meet someone, who I approached and told him I'm a student while showing him my I.D card and that I had just N100. After many side talks with each other, they just looked at me and gave me my I.D card and asked me to go.

While I was waiting for my I.D cards, the illiterates among them(Which most of them are) were arguing about Yoruba-English, the letter not in Yoruba but in English.

That is how I finally left them without paying any money or fine o, they also released the rest of us, after wasting 3 hours of our time, because we refused to pay them.

These same set of people would open their mouth and talk about how corrupt Nigeria is or someone cheating them. I realized we still have a long way to go in Nigeria.

Done... CC: Yorme, Ruthobaz, Kapable75, Justified19, Greycious, Chumaster.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:29am On May 05, 2016
Immediately the chief left, they started coercing people and bringing more people in, asking those without 1K+ with them to contact their people at home to help them, which a lot of people either paid or asked someone to bail them out. This continued till their so called "Oga" came two hours later.

Their "Oga" who was also putting on a casual wear instead of a KAI uniform asked us all to sit down, as most of us were standing, while some drifted to the other room to beg due to frustration. The "Oga" now addressed everyone together, and started with:
"I think you all know why you're here and I don't need to tell you", we replied "yes".
"Good" he said, "You crossed the road instead of climbing the bridge, which is a very big issue".

[i] Oh and by the way, did I mention the Lady on the KAI Uniform told some people that if they should take then to Alausa at Ikeja, they'd pay over 120,000 Naira o.O, when I no kill person. [/I]

Back to the matter, we all replied " Yes".

He then proceeded to say: "I doubt if you people will leave here today o, because the Court for this offence holds by 1:30pm and 2:30pm and they have closed. Which means we have to keep you here".
People were like " When we did not steal or kill somebody, besides you didn't wear your uniforms, so as to set a trap for us".
He now replied that "If you don't want to wait till tomorrow, I have been charged to fine each one of you a token of N5,000. I'll be calling you one by one.
If you're a student and you have a I.D card to prove it we'll let you go, but students without an I.D card and prove it will be let go too, but will pay part of the N5,000".
I was feeling happy because fortunately for me, my school I.D card was still inside my bag, because it also serves as a case for my PVC.
Someone asked, what if you have "N3,000".
He smiled and said "what you can do is beg for leniency and we can consider collecting less than 5k".
Then he left and started calling peoples names on the register, to meet him in the other room to discuss payment or an alternate route out of it. The people who had money were taken outside, so as to extort money from them, while freeing them.

The funny cases were that of an Aboki mam they caught who had no money but a bag of sponges, he totally didn't understand what they were saying, but they still wanted to collect money from him. Another who had just N210 with him, said when he gets to his turn, he'll let them he has just N100 to give them, as the remaining money with him would take him to Orile cheesy.

I've not even talked about mine, I kept all my money in my bag and had made up my mind that I'd be dropping only N100 and I'll also claim student, I no fit begin dey give some people sara money. This was obviously not how I planned my birthday.

Cont...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:59pm On May 04, 2016
My birthday experience cont...

So on getting to the room, I had already had this mind set from the experience of others that KAI officials were not supposed to collect money from people, but to only delay them between 30mins to an hour. I started observing the environment immediately, there was an old man on a KAI uniform sitting down on chair close to the door, another man on Casual clothes and a lady on KAI Uniform sitting close to a bench with a record book in front of them. They started shouting orders at me to go to the other room, so as to register with a woman that looked like she was above 40, she asked for my name and I told her, she wrote it down alongside that of others and asked me to sit down with the other people in the room.

I sat down thinking of when they'd come and attend to me, meanwhile there was an old man shouting at the other room I had just left that he wants to "go to court" and wasn't going to sit down. They were actually threatening us that they were going to take us to court, instead of doing that, they sat us down instead. The old man later got it way or so we thought, because we didn't see him again.
Some people started conversing with the two ladies seated at the different benches, asking what they had to do to leave the room, the lady in the room with me was busy coercing people into paying N5,000 so they could release them.

While this was going on, a man called an Igbo chief on phone, who looked really rich and well to do, to come and get him out of the room since he was the one he wanted to visit before he was arrested. The Chief came in, talked to the KAI and paid for the man and from what the other guys in my room said, he paid for everyone also. He asked that everyone be released, this was like 45mins after I had gotten "detained". The KAI officials seeing that he was almost getting his way asked that he should see them outside and lied to him that their " Oga" must see us first before they can release, the Chief relayed what they said to us and left with the man he came to release, while assuring us they'd release all of us when their "Oga" was around. That is how the chief left us to our fate.

Cont... Kapable75, Justified19, Yorme, Dreamcome2ru, Chumaster, Greycious.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:17pm On May 04, 2016
Thanks to everyone that wished me a Happy Birthday, I really appreciate it and BTW I am TAURUS and not Titus o.

So let me gist you about my birthday experience with KAI officials... Chai! I'll upload the full details later to expose these KAI officials and some of the pictures I was able to take.

Back to the story... There I was coming down from a bus, I had just paid for a guy's Tfare (N50) from Oshodi-Mile 2, I wasn't feeling too happy about it though, but the guy had whispered to me before the bus left if I could help him pay his Tfare, I told him OK. I agreed to pay because I knew he genuinely needed my help and I had also gone through the same predicament while I was in school and believe me it's not very nice.

So I got down and cele and the guy didn't forget to thank me before I dropped, on getting to Cele, I saw the Pedestrian Bridge, my mind told me to climb it, but instead I looked around the bridge and saw no sign of the KAI Buses which is usually parked around the bridge and it was nowhere to be found and then I decided to cross. While crossing some men on top of the pedestrian bridge were calling me and a teenage girl asking us to go back and use the bridge. In my mind I was like what are these guys saying, not knowing that they were trying to prevent me from having a really bad day with KAI officials.

Immediately I had finished crossing, Okada men were trying to toast me into taking a bike, while I was still telling them no, two KAI officials on casual clothes (Devilish right) grabbed me from the back and said "Why you no climb bridge", my head just rang *gbagaun*, then the pieces started falling together, the guys on the bridge calling me and some guys on normal dress seriously watching me. They wanted to proceed to manhandle me, I just told them "Leave my cloth and my hand, I go follow una", they left me and then handed me to a KAI official on his uniform, who they claimed was their " Oga". He started leading me to the Local government council at Cele Bus stop and as we were about getting into a room where they were holding other guys, he started asking me questions about where I was coming from, where I worked and stuff and asked if I had anything on me to escape this predicament, I replied "No", he just said Ok and took me to the room. On getting there I saw other people that they had also caught through their new trick, with some other KAI officials, while the guy left me to go and catch some new unsuspecting people.

To be cont if you guys are interested...
Cc Yorme, justified19, Titanium38, StarryV, Dreamcome2ru, Chumaster, Ruthobaz, Greycious, Kapable75, tenderblaze et al..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 1:01pm On May 04, 2016
justified19:
happy birthday Mr Dottune ... it shall be d beggining of greater things for u..

enjoy ur day.
Amen! Thanks Bro... You too!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 1:00pm On May 04, 2016
chumaster:
happy birthday Dottune, age with Grace bro.
Thanks oga
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:59pm On May 04, 2016
yorme:
Dottune, I found your love for baseball caps and couldn't help but to get you one for your special day!

HBD, bro!


Seems we have lotta May peepz here!
Hehe... Thanks, I'll be expecting the delivery via UPS

May dey always rep
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:57pm On May 04, 2016
kapable75:
lolz abbie's promise right? Fingers and toes crossed.
Happy birthday dottune. Lemme retaliate those pix u always use to disturb us lol.
grin... Thanks
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:57pm On May 04, 2016
Dreamcome2ru:
Happy Belated Birthday bro,wish you the very best in all your endeavours,enjoy,it's your day.
*Modified*
Am dedicating this new page to the following good people:
StarryV(I fulfilled my promise to you,2pages it is)
Dottune(My birthday gift to you bro)
Justified19(I owe you another one bro)
Titanium38(You're too humble,seriously,you're my "C" in here)
yorme(My Grandpa,pa,i need your blessings sir)



Thanks Boss
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 12:56pm On May 04, 2016
Titanium38:
Am so sorry you feel that way.. Don't worry, from now on, you will have no cause to be unhappy, Abbie's promise! Lolz

Happy birthday to you Dottune.. Have a blast dear. No finish that cake o!
Thanks dear
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 8:23am On May 04, 2016
Usually I don't do this but... It's my BIRTHDAY!!!

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 8:17am On May 04, 2016
Titanium38:
Dottune thanks for the compliment.. It's not good to fight fire with fire rather you douse the fire or reduce it if possible. How was day today by the way?
It was fine.. thank you.

Good morning, hope you had a lovely night?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 7:48pm On May 03, 2016
justified10:
the person who created d thread isn't part of us..

he only created it cos he felt it was necessary.
I saw him drop by the other day
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 6:30pm On May 03, 2016
I checked the first page of this thread and I realized that the founding members and so many people are inactive on here.....
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 5:58pm On May 03, 2016
yorme:
And that guy she's currently handling resembles Chumaster. The other resembles Bussieboy ;p
LWKMD.... Hahahahaha

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 5:57pm On May 03, 2016
chumaster:
he is better off not seeing it. The more he looks the less he sees
Anything you say Boss
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 5:48pm On May 03, 2016
chumaster:
lol...your phone memory doesn't get full eeh?
.
That lady resemble twerky101cheesy
Lmao.. I no dey o. Yorme come and see o

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 4:56pm On May 03, 2016
chumaster:
I heard that you guys fought?
Where is justified10huh
Was he kidnapped.
Who and who were present during the fight?
Yorme?
Twerky101?
Kapable75?
Titanium38?
Dott.une?
.....
If anything happens to Justified10, you all will have to appear before the FEC and the Senate to explain your involvement
cc
Greycious
mcmooney
Shey like this?

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 3:34pm On May 03, 2016
yorme:
Lol. Abi na. Na the 'jobless' yarn make me laugh pass sef!

If he wants the joblessness, I aiidy dashed him many months back!
Sound It!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 3:18pm On May 03, 2016
yorme:
Post of the century!!! grin

Winner: Dottune!
Lmao.. The guy just dey vex person

Besides "is it his TOUT?"
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 3:05pm On May 03, 2016
Boyembo:
lol at some folks....i tot dis thread is for graduates.....y are u behaving like a tout....stick to the plan batch B info.....

NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 11:19am On May 02, 2016
Titanium38:
I guess you didn't.. Apology accepted.. How are you doing by the way
I'm fine, how have you been?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 8:13am On May 02, 2016
kween6:
Good morning dear. Hope your night as awesome.
Yes it was dear.

How was yours?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 7:28am On May 02, 2016
bussieboi:
nepa don bring light oh,
ya welcum to bussieboi tv it comes up on many channels on dstv. for the gehs our station is telemundo and zee world channels
for the boys, all d supersport channel is mine
anyways,

on the news tonight

-a guy a by the name chuxmyk has accused yorne of been fat, dis allegation came about wen chuxmyk said " as nysc don keep us for house now, i don fat pass yorne, but yorne was quick to debunk his fatness, anyways our bussieboi tv hackers don start work for yorne head, na to hack deir accout get deir pictures confirm if true true dem fat, stay tuned.


e yaf come to our notice dah madam titanium is changing my name from bussieboi to bussieboy, wey u, warn ya sef oh, make wetin happen in 1963 no come happen again oh

una wey no go church, i don compile una names send give dg, confess now so i can erase ur name oh, iff not na query una go dey get steady from L.i/z.i, greycious and yorne, probation for una two

twerky101 has promised to release a twerking video. information from our source said 'twerky101 promised a video clip of her twerking, and said it would be released soon, to her fans dat wa nt the video, stayed logged on to www.naijauncut.com' it is yet to be known if she has d necessary artillery in her backside like nicki minaj to twerk properly, soon we shall see

major headline,
FOOD TAKES greycious TO A WEDDING, does dat , mean d easiest way to his heart is by giving him food, nairaland girls seems greycious has given u a clue incase u wantu win his love.

yorne and twerky101 are at war becos of ordinary kneeling down to greet and ordinary tuber of yam as bride price, does dis mean dia love has gone sour?

dreamcome2ru has laid down the gaunlet for me, he threatened me to finish what i started well, just like linda have reported to igp of police, i no want trouble oh.

starryv has spoken out, she says oga dreamcome2ru is cheating on her, she accused him of neva dedicating anything to her. in her word she said " uve neva dedicated a page for me for once and u ar doing that for a new geh. she said shes jealous" is this true?, is oga dreamcome2ru really playing away match and tactically toasting other gehs ryt under starryz's boobs, sorry i meant nose.

the new girl is not edible catering oh, before una think we have a teebillz here, her name is novarae

justified10 and ruthoboaz are at war, yes oh! serious war, on top small thing oh,
ontop small yard of wife material oh!
abeg who knows the s.i unit for wife material measurement, lets help dem settle deir fight.
my sources are getting signal from a location where a scandal on dottune has been unveiled, stay tuned for full gist

thank you for reading, my name is cyril stober, sorry my name is bussieboi,
and olofofo is our work oh
Scandalous NI
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 7:26am On May 02, 2016
justified10:
dotun, which kind level b dis na?

wen u com turn yorme na
Person no fit follow you play again.. hian
You come dey mention for all your interview related post
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 7:25am On May 02, 2016
kween6:
Lol. Thanks for the warning o
No problem grin
Good morning
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dottune(m): 7:24am On May 02, 2016
Titanium38:
#dissapointed at the words in Yoruba.. No wahala. You are right though, doesn't concern you so no qualms.. Am good anyways.. Thanks for asking huh
Awww... I didn't really mean it like that o! What I actually meant was that you know why you picked the new monicker and decided not to continue with the Abbie monicker.

I'm really really sorry if I offended you, please find it in your heart to forgive me. I guess it was quite insensitive of me sad

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