₦airaland Forum

MzShyShy:
#Clears throat..good evening everybody Tracer, chumaster sheboss Dottune Anuoluwaposimi missbeebee kapable75

Good evening ma'am.
How are you doing?

Dreamcome2ru:
Yea,starting nextweek though

Yeah

coyy:
WHO-MAN

Looool.. you no serious

yorme:
Hehehe! Me no dey share job oo. Sorry bout that recession jawe. Me sef don finally quit my day job. I'm finally running solo now.

Lol cool

Dreamcome2ru:
@coyy,probably we slept on the same side of the bed,someone i hold in high esteem called me yesternight and she asked"Did you have a C/O in any of your courses?it's been a year and you yet to go for NYSC,please tell me something,if it's for your school fees,don't tell dad,i will pay for you"I was so weak with that statement,hence the thought of NYSC resurfaced when am about to sleep,i think one way or the other,we will have 3batches this year,with stream 2 going in july serving as batch B and oct/nov for batch C,well,they might surprise us anyway because NYSC and PHCN share the same bloodline this days.
Ministries of youths and sports yet to release fund for NYSC thereby the delay?I don't think so or is it so?and we have the super eagles travelling to france and Luxembourg?the junior team travelling to korea?LOL,this is just not right,where are the media houses?the bloggers?our senators to voice out for us,ohhh,they can't because we aint sharing pictures with Davido and Tiwa,we aint their political son/tools.
Our leaders are hyprocrites,individuals are selfish,I solely rely on divine intervention from God.

I think it is Ramadan though

ruthobaz:
coyy, your pairing no be here oh

I think October/ November is feasible for us. Batch A2 might go earlier. I don't see us together though.

Good morning everyone.

Good morning

coyy:
I dont c dat happening but it would be cool.

na guy I pair u with?
oya sorry..
dottune and chumaster ..

Chumaster come be wetin ehn?

klinro:
My friend who is the Digital Markerting Manager at itel Mobile Nigeria need 2 interns to work with him.

Requirements:
Must live in or around Ikeja, person should be Social media Savvy, creative and would be willing to be in the office at-least 3 times weekly.

Interested? Kindly send your CV to his email: me@oke.com.ng.

PS: Knowledge of Graphics Designing or Content writing would be an added advantage.

Goodluck.

Good morning, please I would like to know if your friend is still interested in getting an intern? I meet most of the qualifications here.

Please let me know if he is, so I can send my CV to him, I'm an awaiting Corper Batch B 2016 (Oct/Nov)

yorme:
It's well, bro! which field are you interested in?

Hehe Oga Yorme me sef I need job o, my oga don go into recession again for like a month now.

Lovely writeup, will you be able to continue dropping the stories or updates here and then probably change the name of the Topic to attract more readers. As many people are eager to read others NYSC experience.

You could modify it to something like "Jigawa (IX): My Experience Serving in Jigawa" or something like that, you get?

Anuoluwaposimi:
I wish ooo if dey can just merge us with dem ehn dat ll b so 9c but I don't tink dey ll....

Hopefully they'll.

Good morning BTW

coyy:
good morning everyone..


I bring to you a "calculated information" from d ministry of primary objective..

if batchA2 are unable to print their call up letter today, it is safe to say they have been stylishly changed to batchB cos I dont see dem going to camp during Ramadan which is next week..

how does dis affect us?

they are likely to go after Ramadan (July).. if this happen and d ministry of youths and sports release money to NYSC, den October/November is feasible for us..

logically, it measn nysc are back to their three batches a year..

Do u understand? ..let there be opinions and contributions..

cc

greycious and ruthobaz

dreamcome2ru and starryv

Yorme and tracer

kapable75 and missbeebee


titanium38 and ********

chuxmyk and dottune


SHEBOSS

anuoluwaposimi

mzshyshy

Why you mention me with guy na? Hian!

To the topic: Well I also think that's what's going to happen, there's also a possibility they merge us with Stream AII in that July/August stuff, or don't you think so? That'd be cool

viscosity:
I still remain viscosity, just wish all were made equal but as it stands now nothing is equal in this country, out service is by October/November

VISCOSITY
UNWANA
ELECT ELECT ENGR
LAGOS/AKWA IBOM/RIVERS

You're welcome to Graceland

yorme:
Hehehe! Alakoba somebody!

You could tell any of your friends that studies any of the courses highlighted above Sha...

Alright na

yorme:
Lol. Ermmm... shey make we kuku hack into their server, make we add ya course?

Hehe oya I no go mind

yorme:
Lol. These are the degrees of graduation accepted:

I still no graduate from any of those fields.. so

yorme:
I'm sure this would be of great benefit to you guys...

Check the link out: http://www.ictforchange.gov.ng

My only hope is that the NYSC certificate won't be an hindrance. Good luck, guys!

NB: Only for Computer science/ICT/Physics/Engineering graduates tho

cc:
Dottune
Chuxmyk
Chumaster
Greycious
Batoyyeb
Coyy
Kapable75
Dreamcom2ru
Abacharles
Bussieboi
Iyke1989
Tracer
Titanium38
Missbeebee
Ruthobaz
JessySparkles
Sheboss
MzShyShy
StarryV
Twerky101

....et al

If i skipped your name, abeg no vex. These monikers ain't easy to cram!

As I no take graduate from those fields now nkor?

coyy:
yes...I'm new..
how u dey

Fine Fine

coyy:
exactly my thought.

it should be made optional.. happy new month

Bad Guyyy... so you come dey whine me

coyy:
hmmmmm.

So it is you Justified, I should have known! Thanks to Ruthobaz for filling me in.

Ehn but you're still the new guy sha

yorme:
Me cool for one side oo

Like a Boss!

yorme:
Dottune, my eyes sight the aroma of your break light fa!

How u dey?

Omo I dey Boss o, how you dey na?

Who's the new guy Coil Coyy that had been "Causing trouble" here.
I am very sure he is related to Justified, that guy na confirm troublemaker.

Dreamcome2ru:
You mean?

I mean it's cool

coyy:
u be babalawo

how u take know?

*****

Dreamcome2ru:
North dey sweet you?Lobatan,well me i dh reason Kano or Sokoto for north.

That one sef dey!

yorme:

Bhadt guy!

Lemmie quickly screenshot this, just in case I meet her one day!

Loool abeg o

yorme:
Scrap Kwa? What will now happen to the NYSC staff? Turn unemployed?

That's the more reason they won't want it scrapped.

As them dey take waste people time na . Although I wan go, [s] after that story weh person share about him NYSC experience, weh Dreamcome2ru tag us . Infavt north come dey sweet me [/s]

My mother must not hear this

coyy:
After following as a guest for a while, I decided to register today...

COYY

FED POLY EDE

BUS ADMIN

akwa ibom, ondo, kano, Kaduna


I hope batch B goes this year o.

Welcome to GL, we hope so too. If not they should just scrap it

Tracer:
HBD TRACER
WISHING U ALL D BEST THINGS OF LIFE

Happy Birthday Tracker ( Like some people prefer Calling you ) June 1st that's cool, you just joined the May train though