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Lolaabokoku:
ℓ̊ don't know cos here in sambisa Ѱє̲̣̣̣̥ don't get married

I just checked your pix and I tink Sambisa is a nice terrain for you...

So many times, Husbands and Wives complain about their cheating spouses and get more furious when they discover that their so called "matrimonial bed" was used as a "devouring" station. But my question is: Is there something about that bed, that you hear a phrase lyk "On our matrimonial bed? Or its just a mere phrase. Because in the 1st place, sex can be done anywea. So I expect phrases like "On our matrimonial couch?", "In our matrimonial kitchen?", "On our Matrimonial tile?".....and so on.
Please nairalanders what is special about that bed...or is there a curse attached for defiling it with another partner?

I saw this on the Popular Comedians facebook page! Bright Okpocha popularly known as BasketMouth posted this picture. Guys, wats ur take on it.

Nairalanders please I nid your advice. I was at a night club last week friday with my homies to ease of the stress that the week came with. Around 3:19am, I got bored and decided to go home. When I came outside with my friends, I saw my best friends fiancee. She was in the company of some so called "big boys" of Port harcourt! She was smoking and seemed drunk. I can recall earlier, when Chibyk (nt real name) called her so that we can all go out together and she said she couldn't go out cos she would b going out with her elder sis to a wedding ceremony the next day! Should I let Chibyk knw or should I just let him it be... I know friends are suppose to look out for each other but am confused....Advice please!

MansaMoussa:
Old useless Men wey dey form NANS! Can they pull off what those Kids in Hong kong did?

R.I.P to him sha!

Barman nak dis dude one crate jhoor

Guys! I have actually been pondering on the "so-called" attraction if not romance that happens between choir masters and some fellow female choristers? I have been to some churches, both pentecostal and what have you. Am a choir dude so my insticts and judgements are as true as the Letter! You see that some of these ladies keep luring and seducing these guys not minding the fact it is a church setting. They pour their charms on him like "Delilah" who has seen "Samsons" hair to shave! I just feel so bad. What do you think guys and ladies why do you keep doin this?!

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Water, Food, Sweets

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Fellow Nairalanders!! What is that thing you can't do without in a day? What is that thing that if it is not available in a day, you will not be comfortable? Some people's own is ALCOHOL, some WOMEN..Mine is INTERNET. My day is bad with an epileptic internet. What Yours please!! Be honest!

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There was a deadly robbery incident that happened in Ikare, Ondo state on Tuesday January 13th; I brought you two photos but now I have more pics and details from the attack that left as many as 20 people dead, including police officers and secondary school students of Akunu Grammar School.

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Okk....but this thread shoulda bin out wen I ws stil serving...cos I squandered my allowee nd was almost broke!!

This might sound untrue or Fictional but it is so True. My name is Kelvin. I stay in Port Harcourt. On a faithful thursday evenin, I went to SPAR (the new PH Mall) to buy somethings. I was in d the company of my then secondary school classmate who is now a doctor. After we did our shopping and we went to pay, I saw dis pwetty lady. She was d cashier. After I paid I gve ha compliments and she blushed soo hard I could evn see ha make ups falling off her face. So I gve ha my card and She promised to call. Later dat evenin she did call.. I askd ha to cme and visit me. And She did. Looking @ dis lady in my room I felt I shld start Ravaging her! After a while, we strted kissing and in a less dan a minute she was unclad. Then I noticed a ring on her hand. I tot it was all dese fancy ladies ring. So I asked, and she was so plain to say she was married. I tot she ws kidn until she brought out her daughters pix from ha bag and showed me to proove it. I lost the urge immediately. I wondered why a married woman would want to cheat on her husband. I asked ha to leave and ofcourse she did.
Note: I would stil have done wateva but I don't sleep with married women! Hell NO!!!
Please guys, I hope I did the right thing..*winks*...

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U must b high on Orijin!!

Let dt Clueless Otueke indigene answer...for all I care feBUHARI is by d corner

My GF is google...she knws all dese!! Next!!!

Does He nid Ifa priest nd Amadioha to tell him? Mtcheeewwww

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*Watching from a coconut tree wit my binoculars*........ I can't c any Bomb scare

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You can add yours too....I just did a collection of some crazy pix!! Happy Viewing!!

Tru talk Amaechi!! GEJ til feBUHARI...

Cute Family Indeed!! God bless ur family

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Sup wf Ladies nd Revealin outfits? Nice pix tho........And Y wld a mum try to eat ha child? Dat Beast shld b beheaded nd floggd!!

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I noticed recently that I have lost a lot of weight. Yes, y'all may think am sick but I have been proven OK medically.. I am not a fan of taking drugs else XASTEN would be a better remedy. I observe my normal siester and so on. Please are there foods or fruits that would help me regain my body. Please I nid answers!