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Hmmmmm......Jega ko Tega ni...... After riggn elections?...mtcheewwwww



Is dis FTC?.... *faints* ...finally.....after 6yrs...i mk FTC....dt prayer yestday rily worked...

Chizzy20:
op pls expatiate on dat ''breathe''.

i actually meant everytn upsets women

1. Lie
2. Be Honest
3. Talk too much
4. Not talk too much
5. Not Show emotions
6. Be too Emotional
7. Breathe

Infact women are just insatiable..... You can add yours!

The best rigger wins d election.....#Gejtil2019....Quote me and watch ifa priest summon ur soul....

;DElection ko Appointment ni....... Mayb she was an aristo and got served! Quote me and Ifa priest will summon ur spirit!

Yea ryt! Innocence my foot

Trust me... sometimes our parents can be annoying? They ask questions that only Ifa priest can answer. I woke up this morning and my mum was asking me where the shoe polish was? Lyk huh? She knows too well that i luv suede shoes and i dont use her polish(kiwi).... i was irritated....
other questions include:
1. Where is the remote
2. where is my towel
3. when are you getting married? huh? am just 26yrs.
4. where is my cup

You can add yours

wow and eww.......

u see dat soup..... am definitely gona have some today..

Barman.....nak dat OP one crate of beer>>>>> nyc one

Oshaninwa nko.........? dat guy earns alot

Women! And sme nairaland chicks wld b lyk.."eiya"....Wen dey demselves r beast!.....

A 10year old boy was alleged to have hung himself. Reasons for this are yet to be uncovered. May his soul RIP

Nice Family!

Came across this Hilarious answer to a maths test question....Is the student wise enough?

Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was
time for offering so the offering basket was passed
around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good
offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50
from my pocket and dropped it.
Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the
shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled,
then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and
passed it on. I turned and thanked the man
profusely for being so generous.
He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it fell
off your pocket."
Whaaaat
If you are in my shoe what will you do, take the
money from the offering box or face the man to
pay you your money or forget everything Be honest ooh@answer

edozie04:
just peep at FP and see

*peeping*...oh I c lots of lists...*closes curtain* tanx @ edozie

edozie04:
Nawah ooo, this list is becoming too much

What list?

elantraceey:
Nice points

Tanx Pwetty!

1. The Woman Fresh Out of a Relationship

Why she’s trouble: “Women on the rebound are incredibly attractive, because they’re full of passion and typically a little wild, but they’ll rip your heart out,” warns Donna Barnes, New York-based relationship coach and author of Giving Up Junk-Food Relationships: Recipes for Healthy Choices. A girl who just had her heart broken is trying to avoid the pain however she can, and may have abandonment anxiety: She’s uncomfortable being alone, and will reach out to whoever is there to feel better, Barnes explains. That means she’ll happily jump head-first into a new relationship with adoration and allure, which makes it easy for you to get attached—and hurt. Plus, without sorting through things on her own first, she may project some of the the problems from her last relationship onto you, which is impossible to reason with, Barnes adds.

2. The Woman Who Hates Her Job

Why she’s trouble: “There are plenty of women out there who don’t take their careers seriously, because they don’t want to work and are just looking for someone to support them,” says NYC-based relationship therapist Rachel Sussman, author of The Breakup Bible. Decide if she’s on the hunt for the wrong reasons—like your bank account—by asking about her career. If she seems to be passionate about it, or expresses a drive to move on from the job she currently hates, that’s a good sign. But if she jumps around jobs a lot or says she just doesn’t like to work, she might be digging for gold, Sussman warns. And while a lot of guys enjoy doting on women, girls who expect to be lavished are typically ungrateful of your generosity, which is toxic for relationships, Sussman says.

3. The Woman Pounding Shots at the Back of the Bar

Why she’s trouble: “Guys are attracted to girls partying hard because they look like a good time,” says Sussman. But proceed with caution: She’s blowing off steam for a reason, like a breakup or a terrible day, and some women get emotional when they’re drunk. In other words, what you thought was going to be a fun night could very easily turn into a crying mess, Barnes says.

4. The Woman Who Blames Everyone Else

Why she’s trouble: If every single story she tells is about something bad that happened—but it totally wasn’t her fault at all—beware: “She’s incapable of taking personal responsibility, so nothing will ever be her fault and she’ll never feel the need to change her problematic behaviors,” Barnes says. Unfortunately, a lot of people complain because they don’t know what else to talk about, she adds. But if every story on a first date involves someone else effing up, take it as a cue to cut her loose.

5. The Woman Glued to Her iPhone

Why she’s trouble: Her smartphone attachment means “she needs that contact with other people constantly for security,” says Barnes. And if she’s not texting her friends, she’s probably dealing with work emails, which is just as bad, Barnes adds. “The point of being out is to interact with other people. If someone can’t leave work alone on a Friday night, that dependency is going to be a problem in your relationship,” she explains.

Its amazing how time flies! How many of us played this game when we were kids? As for me, I neva misd it. I had my own club! Lolzzz

demelza:
Try and let this one go. I doubt if your bestie would be cool with it.
I be Sis not bro.

Sowi sis!! I'd try talkn wf him dz evenin.... Tanks

iceberylin:
Be like "Guy I dh currentky kpansh that your babe"

Him still fit advice you

Lmao.....u funny oooo...e no easy

demelza:
Haba!
Women don finish for this world?
O boy respect yourself and fish elsewhere.

Bro, I knw say babe full evrywea bt e gt sme kain babes u no fit let go lyk dt

olexjay:
Firstly u don't know ur friend has dated him before u met her so that's not ur fault.

The relationship will work out if the friend is not a close friend and if you don't see often, except from that then you're good to go bro.

Hmmmm

delishpot:
Hmnn, he will be nervouse o. He will think you guys will gossip him during pillow talk. He will prolly nit act freely when in your company.

I know...dats y am confused

silvermania:
How will you feel if your best friend wants to date your ex.

Trust me..I wil not gve a damn!! Am nt sayn dis to gve myslf hope...I wldnt jst care if dey date!

Hello friends! Please I nid help.. Am confused. My childhood friend has being seeing this girl in the neighborhood. She's very pretty. My kind of girl. She's slim, sexy, accurate attack and Chelsea's 2014 defence (If you knw wat I mean guys). I like the girl. Early this year, my friend told me they had broken up. We started seeing each other. But how do I tel my friend am dating his EX?
Please advice me! No insults please!

12yrs old? With cossy orjiakors bossom? OP ur story no b hea oo....BTW dat devil shld b circumsized and burned!!

Bless Yhu Sir!!

Mimienudles:
When you get married, you'll know why a matrimonial bed is important.

Do I nid to b married to knw y its imprtant?.... I am askn a qstn and ur sayn I shld go nd gt married? SMH

Mimienudles:
Are you married?

No am not. Y askn?