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PoliticsRe: Multidimensional Poverty Across States In Nigeria by Douglad: 4:40pm On Jan 02, 2025
creolehunt:
I can tell you for a fact that most of these statistics are fake and concocted to give the semblance that the bureau is working.

The statistics you see statisense and NBS publishing can not stand any data Audit.

Nigeria has no solid database nor repository from which data like this cab be pulled.
How exactly do you know they are faked? How can you say "for a fact" that these data are concocted from the comfort of your house?
If you read the reports they publish, they mention how that they send trained agents out to the streets to collect data over a three-month period and these agents are subjected to daily evaluations to ensure that they're collecting accurate data.

Below is a section on their data collection method in one of the many reports they've published.

PoliticsRe: Multidimensional Poverty Across States In Nigeria by Douglad: 4:29pm On Jan 02, 2025
No be statistics we go chop. Carry this nonsense komot here. On jagaban's mandate, I stand.

Go to the farm and produce your own food. Stop being lazy.
TravelRe: Thailand Begins E-Visa Application For Nigerians by Douglad: 3:24pm On Jan 02, 2025
I just fear that Nigerians are going to fûck this shît up for us again and they'll go back to make things difficult. I'm talking about SA and Thailand
CelebritiesRe: Notable Nigerian Celebrities Who Died In 2024 (Photos) by Douglad: 10:33pm On Dec 31, 2024
It feels its been over a year since John Okafor died. Wow!

May they all rest in peace
CrimeRe: Child Molestation: DJ Kulet Ends Marriage As Lagos DSVA Investigates Her Husband by Douglad: 6:48am On Dec 31, 2024
Big man like that dey rape small children.


Lagos go handle am
FamilyRe: Nigerian Doctor Who Came Back To His Village For Xmas Poisoned To Death by Douglad:
Na why my uncle never show for naija for 9 years now. I no blame am. Na demons full my extended family.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester City Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) 29th December 2024 by Douglad: 4:33pm On Dec 29, 2024
Wtf is Leicester doing?
TravelRe: Jeju Air Plane Crashes In South Korea. 179 Dead, 2 Survivors (Video) by Douglad:
Saw the video on Twitter. The plane crashed into a wall and went up in flames. The violent nature of the explosion will make me not want to survive it. The two survivors will definitely not be the same again no matter what.
EducationRe: Word Used By Nigerians But Not Found In The Dictionary? by Douglad: 9:32pm On Dec 28, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
The fact remains that "practicalize" is used both in US and in Britain.
Practicalise is the misspelt version.
Use that same AI to check if the "s" variant is valid or not and then come back to report your findings.
PoliticsRe: We Would Have Annexed Niger Republic But David Hundeyin Ruined It - Odutolu by Douglad: 9:31pm On Dec 27, 2024
From a man named tolu.

Why are these sophisticated idiots so bloody retarded? My God!

For the past 6 months, every useless take I've seen online pertaining the country have been from these people.
Awo was truly the last man with a brain from that region. Since he died, it's been lights out.
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Wants To Kill Me by Douglad: 5:29pm On Dec 27, 2024
Downgrade or move to a cheaper location.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (1 - 2) On 26th December 2024 by Douglad: 6:34pm On Dec 26, 2024
Such a useless club
PhonesRe: Iran Lifts Ban On Whatsapp And Google Play by Douglad: 9:53pm On Dec 25, 2024
Tareq1105:
The truth is that, there's no freedom of speech in Arab countries.
Iran is not Arabian but Persian. They were unfortunately conquered by Muslim forces during the 7th century after so many battles which they eventually lost.
PhonesRe: Iran Lifts Ban On Whatsapp And Google Play by Douglad: 9:51pm On Dec 25, 2024
I shock when I see on Iran babe for YouTube comment section. E shock me so they I ask "so una fit access this site from there?" And then other Iranians that turned up made me feel like a racist for even thinking of the question 🤣
Foreign AffairsRe: Houthi Hypersonic Missile Strike Hits Tel Aviv - BBC by Douglad: 10:36pm On Dec 24, 2024
Pray for the Houthis for their days are numbered.

Why do all Muslims have a death wish? I guess I'll never know.
TravelRe: Why I Left Nigeria For Portugal - Tayo Aina (Video) by Douglad: 10:26pm On Dec 23, 2024
Haven't watched this guy's video since February 21st this year when I watched so many videos of his all at once. Will have to watch this night. still remember when i discovered his account back in 2019, guy did not even have up to 40K subscribers at the time. kudos!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Ex Keeps Stalking Her!! Should l Quit? by Douglad: 2:09pm On Dec 23, 2024
Desperate guys like these are very dangerous. Treat with caution is all I can say.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Warplane Shot Down In Red Sea 'friendly Fire' Incident by Douglad: 2:04pm On Dec 23, 2024
nedekid:
Lol, you asked the right question. The US prides itself on having firstclass IFF ie identification friend or foe. This is what radars on aircraft, shops, air defence use to identify friendly aircraft. Infact the targeting system will not lock on a friendly aircraft.
The system is so distinct that the US installs them on radars they sell to allies so incase tomorrow eg Britain decides to fight the US, their anti aircraft batteries, , aircrafts etc will not be able to lock on US fighters and bombers.
It is well know that the f16 owned by Turkey had such installed on the software running the targeting system so they cannot lock on Israeli f16, f15s. Turkey is claimed to have bypassed limitations.
That said, it is impossible for US ship to fire on a US aircraft, by default it will not work as it will be identified as a friend, unless the system is bypassed.
The Yemenis obviously shot down that jet. That have claimed so, but the US is too embarrassed to admit it.
If what you wrote here about the programming of US fighter jets and ships that prevents them from locking on each other is true, the chances of it being a Houthi attack are very high.

I had no idea it was even a thing.
SportsRe: Manchester United 'Trying To Leave That 13th Position' (Video) by Douglad: 9:40pm On Dec 22, 2024
We don turn the new Chelsea previously known as 10th FC
CrimeRe: Police Confirm Arrest Of Efe Money, Otokutu Chief Priest Over Murder Of Friend by Douglad: 9:28pm On Dec 22, 2024
Lol

That killer face dey very familiar I no go lie.
CelebritiesRe: Rey Mysterio Snr. Dies At The Age Of 66 by Douglad: 5:10pm On Dec 21, 2024
CJStarz:
Rey Mysterio can't be 50, man.
Watched him as a teenager.
The guy's been hustling since he was a teenager in the early 90s man 🤣

Was shocked when I found out that he's in his 50s.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 21st December 2024 by Douglad: 3:34pm On Dec 21, 2024
As always, stay humble
CelebritiesRe: Rey Mysterio Snr. Dies At The Age Of 66 by Douglad:
Read the title of this post and almost lost my shit, man. I thought it was the guy I actually watched wrestle on-screen - Rey Mysterio Jr.

RIP to his Uncle

It seems Mexicans have their kids at an early age. Rey Mysterio Jr is 50. His dad died at 76- meaning he was 26 when he had Jr. His son is 27, recently got married and will prob have a child soon. These guys are fast.
Foreign AffairsRe: Saudi Man Arrested After Deadly Car Attack On German Christmas Market Magdeburg by Douglad: 11:28am On Dec 21, 2024
There for put tyre for e neck burn am.
The video make me vex and I no even dey there. How the Bleep do you just drive into a gathering of people at such insane speed?

Such reckless disregard for human life
CelebritiesRe: Singer Flavour Raises A Stir After Being Spotted On A Rock!wearing A Feminine Cl by Douglad: 11:26am On Dec 21, 2024
[quote author=LifeOfTrigga post=133379823][/quote]He bring instant receipt 🤣🤣
TravelRe: Why Has Japa Noise Reduced Or Nigerians Lose Interest In Japa Already? by Douglad: 10:49am On Dec 21, 2024
Mindlog:
Skilled worker, working in the public service for a London borough and ultimately.....British Citizenship.
That's nice. If you don't mind me asking, what year was that?
TravelRe: Why Has Japa Noise Reduced Or Nigerians Lose Interest In Japa Already? by Douglad: 8:02pm On Dec 20, 2024
Mindlog:
It is so very expensive to japa and immigration laws are tightening in many desired Countries.

When I relocated to the UK for my postgraduate studies from a third country, the tuition fees I paid was an equivalent of N5.2m then (after the deduction of the partial scholarship of £4,000).

Same program will cost about N41m for tuition fees....very expensive, so japa to UK via student route is N60m and above.
And you became a resident how?

Work Visa or special talent or how they call it? Cos permanent residence no even sure for current UK intl students
TravelRe: Why Has Japa Noise Reduced Or Nigerians Lose Interest In Japa Already? by Douglad: 8:00pm On Dec 20, 2024
Devaluation of the naira killed the dream for many who wanted to get out.
CrimeRe: 65-Year-Old Man Detained After Married Woman Died In His Apartment In Ogun by Douglad: 5:42pm On Dec 20, 2024
Reminds me of Spartacus where Onomaeus wife die for Crixus house when she wan cheat on e husband.
FamilyRe: Woman Abandons Infant At Adamawa Hotel, Police Seek Public Help To Find Mother by Douglad: 9:27pm On Dec 18, 2024
Put the child in an orphanage. I am sure there are many parents looking to adopt. Judging from the description of the mother, she's a young girl who's by herself with little outside help for this strong economy. She don reach her limit and thankfully she did not kill the child and place the body in the garbage bin.


when there say make there legalise abortion una no go gree. now you have people who are not fit to have kids having kids and dumping their dead bodies in gutters and garbage bin
Foreign AffairsRe: China Executes Former Official Li Jianping Involved In Corruption Case. by Douglad: 6:09pm On Dec 18, 2024
And Ganduje still dey alive? Lmao
CrimeRe: Man Killed His Girlfriend For Cheating, Then Posted It Online (Photos) by Douglad: 3:47pm On Dec 18, 2024
AirBere:
That's if the killer is alive. In this case the killer killed himself and killed the girl.
He killed himself?

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