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ripe agbalumo...the ones with red top

@OP i feel your pain.

@OP, shollypopz is right. Your friends look hungry and got that village love vibe...very nollywood and local. I know you on that level too cos your username tries to piggyback 190's reputation. B!tch nigha talkin about his CGPA on NL with a chic, later you'd come on the same NL crying "my GF dumped me for a sharp, badt guy that doesnt talk about CGPAs" hahahhahhahh.

Airtel does it too... They remove money from my phone saying i subscribed for some random tips. i've not even bothered myself cos i'm getting used to being scammed by these foools

buffalos, giraffes, zebras and ostriches kill lions but that happens to leaners...Lions are incredibly smart. Lions use a buffalo's greatest weakness against it; its anger ! They trick buffalos into leaving thier herd and gbam ! You gotta luv those cats

your observation/points are true but a bit one-sided. What about emotional characteristics of the listed case studies...who gives more drama and who is the most tolerant ?

@OP, your post is tooo luongg
Anyways, men dont want only sex, everybody know this except women thats why the ones to give it think dropping a$$ is the holy grail while the virigin idiots think preserving it keeps them safe from impending doom !
Men want companionship, a good laugh and stimulating conversations...sex is just icing on the cake !

Chomzy19: PS: virgins are not d ones who fynd it hard to marry, its actually those who sleep around, that go searching in dia 30's

let me educate you ignorant child. Its not the condition of a woman's pvssy that guarantees her early or happy marriage,its her carriage, charisma and wisdom which many women lack!
If you lack these qualities, your husband WILL cheat on you. I hope you're not the type who only has viriginity to offer.

whats the price ?

i spent a year in covenant and i know what the poster is saying. he was lucky his friend wasnt suspended. Covenant uni staff is like any average uni staff, they take bribes, sleep with students and do whatever lecturers do (a friend of mine used to bang one female lecturer like that those days).. Dont bother pushing this matter to Oyedepo because your case will NOT be treated fairly (i'm sure you know that)

Its another bad experience. Sorry

eldoradoxx: She is from ghetto if she says "thank you, I don't drink" to your offer to take her out to have sharwama. She is from ghetto if she bears names like Onila, Iyabo, Chinwe, Njideka, Bisi, Mary, Omowumi, Felicia, Jumoke, Chinyere, Ngozika, Ejiro, Simi, Sumbo, Nkiruka, Ifeoma, Ginika.

You've taken that cough syrup again abi?

ItsModella: I have an uncle who uses fork to eat swallow. He's been doing it for as long as I can remember. His wife says when she met him, he was doing that. In my high school, we were made to eat eba with fork. It was normal, an everyday thing to us. Trust me, you just haven't seen people who know how to do it well.

you're trying too hard to justify your fakeness..its ok, we're aint mad atcha

most of his "big grammar" is latin.

someone just learned the gay word.

whats wrong with this one ?

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Beat (wrong).. one SLap (ok)[/quote]very funny

wow so those things i read in occult books are true.
Poster, please hook up with a VIOLENT man of God !

I really cant shout, but if its what i think it is, be very scared. i wish we could talk

OP. Run !

i'm so ignorant

*edited for the pple callin thier uncles gay*

30k is what foreign Ashis take, when its time to roll, move with boyz that ball on a budget and know where to get affordable pvssy.
Bounce your girl cos she's probably the type that "enjoys" seeing men starved of sex.
The facebook,badoo thing too is a long thing, avoid that..

before i clicked the topic i assumed the poster was gamophobic and has a phobia for commitment and marriage, but i see its just another case of indecison by a love blind woman. You sound like a nice lady so i wont you harsh words... Leave this guy ! Damn, why are women like this? "church guys" are one of the most dangerous because they target "church girls". You're being played and you know it, i know that wont stop you from marrying this "God sent" man !

WTF is this ! Place it in God's hands this..place in Gods hands that. Do you think the over 63 people in kano luxurious bus bombing didnt place thier journey in "God's" hands? What of the deeper life bombings...sh!!t, those guys were placing "it" in Gods hands when a bomb was placed in thier church ! ya'll can see the guy used the "holy holy" trick on her and his dad has rejected the union for the most mundane reason like height and poor background and yet you blind women open your mouth and say leave it to God !
I will cool down amd post later..i am so pissed.

OP why na, you know how northern muslims view these things.she wouldnt have minded if she was a widow. she's concerned about her second hand value in the northen market.
hmmn OP, you can easily run but how long can you hide from your conciense (did i spell it right lol)... Besides hausa women are trophies see the bright side

@9lifes
What can i say ..

@bukatyne
So spot on.

Griffint: How about Nigeria now? We should have the full list.

You hear say country spend 700 billion dollars on military yearly and you still expect naija to enter list. If you know what it means to be a superpower you will know nigeria is in the stone age. i heard the russian navy used dolphins for stealth operations in war but they sold the dolphin operation to U.S navy...weird things like this give them SUPER POWER !