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BloodyWa.farian:
Lol. Dear Dimple.s129 I am deeply sorry for bringing you into this mess.
You should have ignored the son of wänk knowing he suffers from a virulent disease which prompts him to jump at passersby like a rabbies infected dog.

I would hate to contact the strange ailment he suffers from which was I deemed it wise to ignore him after I delivered a precise savage blow to his hollow skull in a fit of rage, twisted his scrotum, pummelled his useless mouth, and left him drowned in the pool of his own blood yesterday.

Stay off that boy if you hold your sanity to any value. Just a piece of advice.

Föol thinks I am caringuy or darkrebel, or the one giving him sleepless nights. I was just bored, and was following this thread from the first page when I encountered our resident halfwif strutting about like a peacock in his usual manner, and I was immediately flooded with disgust I couldn't help pounding him senseless, to the utter delight of the viewing spectators, like they did a one time pickpocket at the oba market.

Did my job, retrieved my sword, and left the pitiful dunce to rot in the pit of ignominy. Didn't even bother to read the utter claptrap he came up with in a desperate attempt to redeem his battered dignity. He is just a lame fool spewing the same boring bile outta his unkempt anus.

Best to leave the poor tiresome creature to get choked in his own vomit.

Outta here.

Aaah! All these for Kingsley.?

Rukkydelta:
A guy online but definitely not a guy from nairalander definitely most especially a romancelander
Never met a nairalander physically though
But some I have chat with are just something else though few are okay but I don't know how many of those few will be good if I meet them in person and funny thing is that no romancelander comprises of the few
And besides I don't have any problem making friends with many nairalanders as possible but dating one is a no for me

Donaldduke2019:
why is your Madrid thread in European section so down

No true fans

Donaldduke2019:
lolzzzz....Dra.ei u be werey I swear.....come chop oo...I deh dinning oo

FTrebirth:
don't tell me you don't know why your demigod is nicknamed "penaldo".

he got more than 70% of his goals that way, the rest are easy taps from one-on-one occasions. it's not even debatable...the records are there. do the comparison of goals scored via penalty kicks between him and messi.

Donaldduke2019:
edimo.lu2 and dra.ei see u guys at sports section on the 24th of December....gtg

Vamos barca!!!

Donaldduke2019:
Lemme show you the baba of penalties

The picture alone is a proof

Donaldduke2019:
Mbappe isn't better than Dembele please.....watch their YouTube clip please....And by the way mbappe isn't in Madrid sef so y bringing him up

FTrebirth:
penaldo is not even second.

Donaldduke2019:
call him whatever you like, The fact still remains that dembele is better than Bale

He's the next thing in football now

He got an assist in his 1st game coming in as a sub oo....didn't you see the way he was running down those juventus defenders

TSO.M:
Worthless offspring of a newt! It too you six hours, six long hours to formulate a reply even though you're amongst the viewing public every time I logon to check this thread.

Here's to a history lesson which would follow suit.


Never! The Nairalander who'd flaw and floor TSOM in a battle of wits hasn't registered yet. No one individual has antagonized TSOM without regretting his/her actions! Not once, not twice, not fifty times! I always hunt and haunt them down!

It's no news that the biggest disgrace any Nairaland ever faced was meted out by me.

Côogar was disgraced as a fraudster when I exposed him on these threads which is still the biggest controversy-cum-scandal in the last three years on Nairaland with my well-known alternate, KRAMFONOS moniker : https://www.nairaland.com/2723630/sum9000.com/1#40116454

https://www.nairaland.com/2746886/coogar-exposed-credit-card-fraudster

It is well-documented that Missclassy deactivated countless times because of me attacking the transgendered 'cause of me. 'It' even begged Ishilove the moderator then the Dating and Hook Up subsection to beg me to stay off on the day 'it' was interviewed in June, 2016.
Local-search "TheSonOfMark Missclassy Ishilove".

Same Missclassy who was shamed repeatedly, returned as NewSheriff, Niklausa and countless other monikers but ran with tail in between thighs? https://www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/284#33943516

Same Dimples129 who avoids me like Lai Mohammed skirts round the truth?
She is viewing this thread and dare not get herself involved directly!

May a gazillion deranged beavers build dams with your dismembered bones!
Firsteva and Joseph1832? The guys with opposing political views? Even now I still troll them for their 2015 political stances when I wish to.

Asslick? I'd rather die a gazillion times and over.


May your fate be worse off than male anacondas swallowed by during mating by female anancondas before gestation.

TSOM would rather die that use secrets told to him by folks he converses with off-Nairaland against them.

You should all fit in a pod.

DarkRebel the lying skinny teenage boy who lied about being a mulatto, being half-Ukrainain, living in affluence and hobnobbing with Ice Prince and other superstars at weekends. May devious lab interns have you for experiments.


Caringguy, it is well-documented that you uploaded pictures of a girl you claimed you slept with on Nairaland to shame her and made hints of sleeping with other such females.

May your phallus excrete blood the next time you have an erection.

May every female member of your family be drawn, quartered and assaulted for disgracing a girl who trusted you.

May your dismembered torso serve as appetizers to drugged piranhas!

May you die lonelier than a stranded Eskimo at the farthest reach of the North Pole!

For every comment you've made on this thread, may you miss a body part!

May your jaundiced eyes always see misery!

May every offspring of your loin be birthed in pain!

May the curse on your father multiply a thousand fold on you!

May anyone who seeks to rescue you lose their sanity!

May the earth and the sea reject your discarded, tossed-aside dismembered corpse!

May mated blowflies lay a gazillion eggs in your nostrils as vultures have a feeding frenzy on your swollen corpse!

May your life be gloomier than the fate of ISIS-controlled regions!

May mutated lice make the scanty hair on your indented head their dwelling place!

May your life be as peaceful as the war-torn Gaza strip!

Worthless offspring of a village râpist!

Donaldduke2019:
we can churn out that price for coutinho but never bale...Even the community of barca would close down that club

Coutinho is better than benzene and Olusgen Bale combined

FTrebirth:
you're still discussing last year matter. the way you referring to past tense, it seems the uncertainty about madrid's fate this season just dawned on you.

let's talk about the present. alaves whooped you, small girona of segunda division caned you and tottenham came with a grand slam. abeg, try recovering from these panel-beatings first then we can discuss how you want to get raped by barca.

and, BTW, we've beaten the so-called malaga this season plus your two new husbands, girona and alaves.

Donaldduke2019:
Bros haba na.....I neva expected you to talk like this, we all know Messi is the brain behind this celebration