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Sicklebear28:
Nothing like karma. How is IBB doing? Wheelridden or bedridden?. Do you know his experience when his wife Maryam Babangida was dying of breast cancer in the USA? Ask his close friend Gen. Abdulsalimi Abubakar who was their with him. Dele Giwa comes to mind

Ibb is in his 80s dude. He is ageing normally.
Life just happened to him regarding Maryam.
Karma na for poor people

Tinubu is really working overtime

TimeManager:
It's quite pathetic that a veteran like Atiku could find himself in this kind of a mess despite years of wealth of experience. He was an active participant during the inception of APC, he saw how everything went smoothly, neither did party was divided among any of the contestants or their supporters leading to the primaries. Buhari, Kwankwaso, Atiku, Okorocha kept one house going into the primaries. No one deployed media tactics to sway sympathy or attention to himself as we're witnessing in this coalition of confusion.
When Tinubu was doing it, they thought it was easy, now e reach their turn to do it, dey no fit. If it's not Panadol, e no fit be like Panadol.




I listened to ADC Chairman in Adamawa, he was saying " mark your calendar, August 6", Lol.



Then he will wait till he is 200years old. Oh poor Atiku!



What a shame, Jonathan being thrown into the picture yet again. So, these political IDPs do not even have a clear cut plan before announcing the coalition, they did out of emotion and unnecessary excitement of having a platform to challenge the President but leaving lots of leakages in their behind. We will be watching where this comedy film ends up.




For more jokes and daily comedy skits, send ATIKU to 121.


-Kiss the truth!

This one go dey carry headache for another person problem. Atiku's cook doesn't even know you exist. Go and hide your face

gidgiddy:
God kept Gowon alive so he could see what his 'one Nigeria' would become today

Una dey always get narrative for everything.
And yet that same God couldn't stop Nigeria from ending up to what it is today

gidgiddy:
But it was not Ojukwu's fault. The war was not Ojukwu's fault. Ojukwu did everything he could to avoid war, even risking his life to go to Aburi, Ghana, to sign an agreement with Gowon that would prevent war

Blame Gowon breaking the agreement and causing war

And yet, gowon is still alive and healthy while ojukwu is dead after being bedridden for a long time. This life, nothing like karma. Karma na scam

Lies

Looks like a stolen car

Ambode typical Yoruba man. Neither here nor there

Gerrard59:
I am curious,
- Why are our women not able to attract okay men who want to have sex with them?
- How attractive do they stand up when compared to African American/Caribbean women?
- Why don't our men and women knack themselves?
- Do our women in states with a high Nigerian population also get sexually frustrated? States like Texas, Washington, Maryland and Georgia? States with a high Black population.

Ajuju a ka riaa

Brendaniel:
My annoyance now is Seun and his mods have disabled right click because of people copying and pasting their rules, they are just making the platform more stressful to use, they are behaving like Tinubu who will leave the cause of a problem and be fighting symptoms while damaging things because they are part of the cause of the problem.

You guys will keep going in circles till you get rid of political influence and tribal bias on

Nairaland which you Seun and almost all your mods are part of...

Hmmn

callthefred:
But can be bought the way Obi was signed by Atiku into ADC abi? If you have any memory, Atiku is wanted in America but Obi still chose to be his running mate even with indictment by FBI on his neck. Yeyerity.

Lagos-ibadan media representative, una done activate una plan B to defame Atiku again baah? Dude, it is too early for this? Tinubu will not pay you overtime o

Tjra:
You get it.

9. Ademola Adeleke (Osun): 65 years

If Dancing senator is 65, then Peter Obi claiming 64 might be close to 94 😂

How old are you? Your comment is childish

2face... The king Solomon of our time

Nigeria jagajaga... See ancient of days car for #13m.... Naira is dead

flyinnizam:
Now that no heavyweight is in PDP again, what is stopping wike from being presidential aspirant since he has refused to leave PDP.

The matter tire me , bros

Akungitit:
Correct,Peter Gringory Obi of IPOB will win

Hunger never tire una ?

MadamExcellency:
Southeast will vote Tinubu emmase if Atiku emerges as ADC candidate with Peter Obi as Vice. Northern born-to-rule is no longer appealing.

PDP is dead today because they think Igbos are only good as Vice President.

All these kids coming to nairaland to type rubbish. Who told you south east will vote for Tinubu enmasse after what he has done to our people in Lagos state and federal level? You Must think we can be subjugated . We will go with a northerner who would treat us well and give us what we deserved

osuofia2:
I respect PBAT for one thing, he made a lot of boys to become men. In the picture you shared. I can see the current IGP Egbetokan behind PBAT as his ADC and also OBasa the current speaker of Lagos State Assembly. Big respect Jagaban. Na man you be

And made lot of Yoruba youths to become area boys. Una no dey tire for propaganda?

Lagos-Ibadan media, una done start. Mannababequegrills did more than this. Today where is he?

seborrhic:
Multibillion dollar contract and it's being signed in room and parlor office with just a few attendees.
The contract maybe legit,but claiming it's worth multi billion dollars is just hard to believe from what I am seeing here.
Nigerian outfits are known for exaggerating figures and data

Bad belle will lead you no where. Celebrate grace,... Yoruba man be happy for the igbos for once in your life. Stop the envy

ascendo:
He did not have to build a new University because he met an existing, struggling one and it is on record that the structures he built in those universities are more than what previous governments built put together. One of his last acts was the presentation of 5 Billion Naira to the University for Continued Development out of which 3 Billion was the grant he attracted through his friendship with the federal government.
On Uli campus of the University, he was the one that built the Engineering workshop; Block 1 and 2 of the Faculty of Engineering and the Environmental Sciences; Department of Geology building; Department of Anatomy; E-learning and staff centre; Department of Architecture; Laboratories. He did the roads to both campuses of the University at Uli and Igbariam, as well as the road to Nwafor Orizu College of Education, Nsugbe.
He fenced the massive Igbariam campus and started its permanent development and built about 9 major buildings there including the Faculty of Law, Administrative Block, Mass Communication Complex, Admin/Marketing Block of the Department of Business Administration, Faculty of Agriculture, Hostels, Faculty of Management Sciences (ongoing). Obi also attracted the building of the Auditorium and 250 CBN sponsored Male Hostel and another 250 Bed Hostels for female. He did internal roads of the place as it is now.
At Nwafor Orizu, Obi did the Department of English and Literary studies, School Auditorium, Staff offices, and a new Student’s Hostel. He also renovated all the old buildings in the school. Obi build 10 new building at the School of Agriculture, Mgbakwu. Realising that privately owned higher institutions in the state trains the people, he provided them with various sums of money for specific projects. Thus, Madonna University, Paul University, Tansian University, Nnamdi Azikiwe University, received 100 Million naira each as well as buses and security vehicles.
In Primary and secondary school levels, he performed beyond comparison. His return of school to the Church and release of Billions of Naira to them for the rehabilitation of the schools has been adjudged by the World Bank as a functional model. Before him, Anambra came 26th in external examination among other states, by the time he left Anambra came 1st for three consecutive years. In the past two years, it has starting sliding again. He also provided computers, generators, Internet connectivity, Microsoft academies, sick bays, buses, libraries in all the schools in the State.

If you like lament till next 100years, Peter Obi will never rule Nigeria

Dpaulie:
This is over a million votes sealed, honestly the coalition has to be united and serious more than ever

How old are you?

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