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BUTCHCASSIDY:
Heeeeeeey!!!!!!

Hahahahaha.....loooolz ur caption is breathtakingly hilarious

Lol..your replies are all helpful in there various angles sha and am really greatful for all ur comments here.... she hasn't Bein around all through the period I dated her elder cos she was in school...and they hav this privacy thing where everybody minds their own business, nobody interfaces in another person's business...now the elder sis has long relocated ever to the southern part of the country and has prolly moved on....

It will hurt her really bad if she finds out am avoiding her cos I once dated her elder sis...

You gotta tell her else you'll cause a rift between two sisters.




Yes but how do I bring myself to tell her all this knowing fully well that she hated the way her elder sister's lifestyle and also realising that the guy she fell eventually fell in love with is the ex bf of her sis.....

I broke up with my ex cos I discovered she was deeply into lesbianism and was cheating with another guy too... it got soo ugly that the whole situation ended up in a police station with the girlfriend of the guy she was cheating on me with calling to warn me to tell my ex to stay away from her guy or else...I broke up with her afterwards and barely a year later, I met another young pretty lady whom I discoverd was her direct immediate younger sister that just rounded up with her school and waiting for Nysc... I cldnt bring myself to tell her that I once dated her elder sister....now we ve bein together for almost a week and I kinda feel this guilt in me cos this particular young lady is totally diffrnt Frm what her elder sister is....i really don't know how to go about this...I need your candid advise and how I can present this to her without hurting her...

I pray ooo... especially that Stella oduah ole!!!

Buh this one is fact...

She must be an Igbo girl....and she will. Be lik 'chirring in my loom'' rike duh!!

Please all this calling to congratulate the winner by the loser must stop at once. What rubbish is this? If you keep making peace, how will our lawyer brothers and sisters feed? They need ur court cases to survive. They buy gowns and wigs from numerous suppliers all over the country. This in turn helps the economy to grow. If u lose, go to court, simple. Lawyers need to eat too.

Then why is every1 lookin towards his hands...is dat one photoshopped too..

Nice write up.....

Found Desmond elliot this morning sharing cash to voters urging them to vote for him..
Na wao Nigerian politricks!!

Am totally disappointed at d members of dis great forum that once has great intellectuals with brains to read n reason logically instead of all dis replies am readin here praising the Nigeria police..as if we don't knw d NPF wth der level of stupidy of capturing an innocent man and parading him as an arm robber...we wll read d story of how the robbers were all shooting sporadically...dis man might hav also bein a victim of der reckless shootin..and u re here typin Nonsense praising d NPF...suen shld conduct I.Q test for members of dis forum so he cld knw exactly wher to place individuals based on der level of reasonin

Another Pej drama in aso rock..... Watch video of Patience Jonathan crying after Buhari was declared winner of the 2015 Presidential Election >>> http:///5nldoXWmEI!!!

Jega be lik...

I jst pray that when buhari mounts d seat of the presidency, he wld authorise d completion of the second Niger bridge...am an anambrarian but I detest Gej wth a passion..i pray buhari wins soo he can crap out all those corrupt ruffians out of seat.....Sai buhari!!

Nairaland is turnin out to be a forum for a specific set of youthful boys n girls..why not jst form a chat group...imagine the kind of topic that made the front page where as vital topics that needs to be discussed are trashed...#makebuharienterfirst... all dis nonsense will stop

The first. Time I drove to my village from Abuja to anambra we took d old road which happens to. Be d enugu route to anambra...the roads were soo bad that I mistakenly ran into one of this deep horrible. Pot holes that ruthlessly bursted one of the new tyres. I jst fixed..it took the special grace of God for me to control d steerin wheels which wld hav gone into d bushes .... that road is deadly!!

FP yaaaaay!!! I want to use dis medium to giv God all d glory. For makin it to d front page... ........BTW....wher is dat porn I bought last night.....*grabs vaseline*

This bright guy is really gettin on my nerve cos this days all he talks about is how poor Nigerians re and instead of him to humble himself..he decides to humiliate Nigerians by callin[color=#990000][/color] us 'Stupid" and poor beggers.. apart frm d fact that he steal jokes from international stand up comedians lik dave chappelle and Chris rock..and he stupidly thinks we wldnt knw.. nemesis wld catch up wth him one day when one angry Nigerian wld smash his for abusing us....anuofia

Lol

Heheheheh

Could this really be for real because I don’t understand a situation where by a man will have a child and will not be aware of it, but here is something to prove.

According to Belema-Jonathan, his mother was a receptionist in a Port Harcourt hotel (which shall remain undisclosed) when she met Goodluck nearly 25 years ago. Their relationship was made private because of the risks it posed to Goodluck’s then fledgling political career.

Belema-Jonathan has decided to disclose this information after recently being informed by his mother, who had just passed away. It is his desire for his father to assume and fulfill his fatherly duties after a lifetime of absence.”

I don’t want to believe that this another political propaganda anyway,am sure a Dna test will prove it all finally!

southniyikaye:
If u don't track me down,it won't be better for u and ur whole generation...bastard of a thousand father...I live in mushin,ilasa specifically...bastard son of a thousand father...writing rubbish and u r happy u wrote something? It is graduate of asari dokubo university like u,a nonentity and a futureless idiot whom the present administration has brainwashed its whole generation that write foolish things like urs and becomes proud..have given u and
address,if I don't see u,it shaLl never be well with u

Alirght..send ur exact addy and u will find me der befor d week runs out...I don't go running my mouth lik d b*tch u are.. I need to bury my machete in ur skull...I live in 106a silver crescent, bungalow, jakande estate isolo ..that's hw big my balls are ..I don't care if it means it means diggin out my old self but u will definately hear frm me even it means my last task...murrafcekers lik u needs to be buried as an examples to other fcukers in dis forum..#shitsgotreal

southniyikaye:
What an intriguing debate!!! Bros court no dey ur area? You r such a daft fool!! I mean we r tired of listening to ur ignorant ranting online! March to court in ur thousands now and let us hear word for God's sake..inec body said whomever is not ok with his cert should go to court..this ur own na stupidity or ignorance? If he didn't have a cert or his cert is fake,are u wiser than the whole pdp crew? They would have gone to court before the whole issue even escalated...pls u PDP should let's breathe fresh air on nairaland..today,certificate,tomorrow certificate,are u goons not tired?

You re bloody slowpoke with brain the size of an agama lizard....a walkin daft that can't really tell the difference btwn a well written observation and an accusation...this is exactly how u failed exams...pathetic illiterate lik u...idiot.!! I will track u! Dnt wory

Lol... forgery is apc's terrain

My attention has been drawn to the release of General Muhammadu Buhari "certificate" and many people were sending me pictures of this certificate. I thought that should finally end the brouhaha about the #‎BuhariGate‬, but on taking a better look and some little research, it was obvious the certificate is a fraud. Look exactly like those ones produced by Oluwole magicians. Now let's analyse the certificate in 5 bullet points:

1. Observe that there is NECO written on top of the result. It's worth noting that NECO was created in April 1999, by AbdulsalamAbubakar.

2. Secondary schools in Nigeria during Buhari era ended at form 5 not form 6 as shown in the certificate. 6 years secondary school education started in Nigeria in 1989 - 1990 academic year.

3. The certificate also showed Ministry of Education, Katsina state. Katsina State was created on 23 September 1987 from Kaduna State.

4. The certificate also had "Mohamed Buhari" instead of "Muhammadu Buhari" as he is known.

5. Government College (Pilot), Katsina was written on the certificate. The school was formerly called Provincial Secondary School, Katsina.

6. The passport shown on the document is not the face of a young boy of 19. Buhari was 19 during the time of this exam since he wrote the exam in 1961.

7. Which Hausa did Buhari study that he gave himself a credit score? In 1961, only the western region included Yoruba in their curriculum. Local languages were adopted nationally after the civil war by the new central government.Bonus point: The school suddenly remembers GMB file is in their records. The statement of result kept since 1961 is still as clean as new. This is magical. I hope this 6 points have convinced you and not confused you that Buhari's School Certificate Is Fake.

I really dnt knw hw to reply dis USELESS write up wth no basis to justify a man as a no husband material...am sure dis write up is composed by one lonely single bittered spinster somwher that has experienced All d 5 types of non husband material...A word of advise...continue gathering ur infos on men that re not husband material when ur mates n juniours re alrdy plannin wth der spouses on how to send der first child to d University...husband material ko ..ankara material ni...#demsefdembehumanbeing

*in flavour's voice* Ebidos'ie ona'ato

What's boris doin in Nigeria ..he is one the co-stars of the Real Husband of hollywood starred by kevin hart...I jst wonder what business brought him to Nigeria

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