₦airaland Forum

kapable75:
Why is that its those people that are close to me that are affected? why didnt it affect coyy, sharliz, yormee or chumaster. thank God dream3 is already making progress and hope you have contacted your school

I laff,brother,I'm still in the dark o,don't know which one is one o,nevertheless, I pray we all come out as a victor.

mightyleks:
guy whr i did my reg, a girl from ACE did hers too

Not talking about registration but that of uploading of names to the NYSC portal.

Dotman2210:
Its my birthday guys not to see my name but in things give thanks

Happy birthday brother.
Our names will be uploaded insha Allah.

chumaster:

I can only agree with you on Borno bc of the automatic relocation

Hmmm,forget the automatic stuffs,I'm a military fanatics with the love for guns or whatever weapons,if not that my mum will "reach heaven return to earth"I won't redeploy o,dad knows all this wella,his motto is"Do your things your way".
I hope to join the military sha and feast/roast those bastards tarnishing the image of Islam.

ruthobaz:
I can't even say which is worse. I guess OAU had to attend to their students first. Insha Allah, all these is for our testimony

Hmmm,Ameen Allahuma Ameen,let's be optimistic.

nolaguy:
Bro, i schooled at Ilorin, Kwara. Its not that bad..

I never typed that kwara state was bad nor Lagos or Abuja,infact my extended family lived in ilorin and they are living moderately but it's a case of CHOICE,I have being to kwara several times and I don't like the state at all(my apologies to the indigenes).
I have being to Lagos state thrice all my life,I'm a guy who cherished a cool environment,not much car horns,thousands of people living in a selected kilometers is just out of it,traffic, just name it,same goes with Abuja.
Though we have some moderate and luxury areas in this area but am not buoyant enough to settle in those areas.
I will only stay in Lagos and Abuja if am buoyant to afford the eyebrow areas.

chumaster:
yours is even straightforward. No worries.

No worries?with the claim that no more uploading?though it was debunked but your prayers for us will go a long way.
OAU always a torn in flesh of ACE.

chumaster:
coyy told you no shaking and I stand with him.

You are eligible and therefore will be mobilised.
You belong nowhere else but here,
the only thing be say na Sokoto, Yobe, zamfara and kwara go remain for you
but you go get kwara sha
abat4real will not camp alone

Thank you brother,I'm still praying o,but kwara kinni?bro,I will gladly choose borno state over kwara,Lagos and Abuja respectively.

ruthobaz:
hmmm... me and dream3 are in this together

Congrats to everyone who has seen their names

chumaster, abeg na everybody dem mobilise for your school

Hmmm,mine was a case of "Error in uploading" and I already made the necessary corrections like 12days ago,when the names was later uploaded on Monday,mine and that of those in the error list was not uploaded, the school claimed to have sent the correction list to OAU to upload but they haven't,rather they said "uploading of names has closed"
My school (Adeyemi College Of Education) contacted a person in nysc HQ and he debunked it alas the man in charge of my school DSA promised to go to OAU to do it by himself on Monday or Tuesday, I just pray God help him to help us.
Let's be optimistic sis.

Posimii:
Na dat ur choice of state dey make me laugh. Anyway, tx for ....... me appreciate.

Hmmmm,u be "Eni iyi" nah.

Ramanto:
We are in the same shoes sir, but let's be hopeful. is it true dt nysc portal has been closed and no further uploading can be done by any school?

That's what OAU officials told my school DSA,but my school DSA called someone in the HQ and they debunked it saying uploading is still on.
The man promised to go to OAU next week to see to it himself, I pray there's still chance for uploading.
Nevertheless, let's be optimistic.

coyy:
I dey wish say I pick kebi, jigawa, zamfara ,sokoto instead of.that Niger sef.

But I'm not worried.. #osun is ma destination

Fokanbale,Osun it is.

showgolee:
Dream3 be optimistic bro.......your name will be uploaded
you can ask chumaster

I am bro,I just pray they do,plus I pray OAU give them the chance to.
Thanks so much.

Posimii:
Lolz gosh Dreamuuu ooo

What have i done nah?

kapable75:
E-vulz

Na u talk am o.

abat4real37:
is fa

Hmmm,it is well.

JohnQueen:
Ko buru! After all some people go still serve for sambisa

Not bad nah,heard they do pay like a thousand naira,na big money o.
Me wey neva see my name if eventually they upload it ehn,I will gladly pick dem Zamfara,kebbi,Taraba and co.

JohnQueen:
Ransobayo50 don't mind them. We go meet for Enugu!

Jaaaaaalinnnnnnngooooooooo.

Posimii:
Amin oooo loruko Jesu

Amin ooo. See ehn,I no get call credit,biko call me joor,need to hear ya voiceeeeeeee.

kapable75:
I no see my shovel. like say coyy thief borro am.

No,No,No,be like d guy dh d "other room" oo,he dh with.......

coyy:
E b like na dia computer. cos even wen I yab d mods, dem no dey ban me.

U sure say dem normal?

Rara o,dem need sperm bank ni,so dem thought we go dash out ours but lailai,I no dh dash out my own o.

coyy:
Those antisperm no get sense fa

Oro won ti sun mi.

kapable75:
Dream2/Dream3 we are still praying that things turns out well. everything will be fine.

Insha Allah bro,it will turns out well,thanks brother,but abeg help "dig" that thing from the post nah.

coyy:
D mods have gone mad again.. 2 accounts banned in less Dan 5mins

Yokiti , crazyman and d rest, y


*****

D guy whose sis.wanma marry on 26th.

Dis.is for u

B like we no.fit quote or.mention ur moniker.. U have offended d mods fa.

Dem give dream2 24hrs lockdown,LOL.

@ Dotman2210,let's be optimistic bro,our names will be uploaded insha Allah.

kapable75:
Lemme not dig out worms and just pretend i did not see this.

Yinmu,dig digger diggest.

abat4real37:
lagos, abuja, bauchi, enugu

Heard bauchi is very far,nice choice of states though.

This ban of a thing is getting out of hand. My moniker Dream2 was banned for no reason now.

coyjustified:
just kuku stay..wait for ur luck wen ur skul throw dice..maybe ur matric number go roll 6

or make u use broom fly.. ask dream3 or phate007 for how dem dey use am for Benin

We're the heartbeat of Nigeria oo.

mightyleks:
my sch na. my dept is 10

10 out of?

justifiedcoyy:
dis kind question..lol

y0rme
dream3
chumaster
kapable75
hauchay
abeg come answer dis question.

O su mi.

kuchikau1:
...
Dream2 and 3. Hope say na thesame person?

By the way who is posimii?
Has He/she paid homeage to the POWERS THAT BE?



Prior to uploading, high profile calls and messages were coming from very powerful individuals and quaters to the DSA, asking for an automatic input of certain names of intrest. The senate sat for an emergency meeting, comdenming the nysc decision and ending up asking the DSA to use whatever criteria he seems suitable to get the selected number of students required and upload immediately.



The criteria for selection is what I cannot disclose to u for now. Becuase of its sensitivity and confidentiality.


List was uploaded at exactly 4pm on friday. This is to avoid undue influence from powerful indidviduals.


A lady gave her body just for her to be included. Dnt ask me how because am an insider-a powerful one for that matter.
She is 2016 set and she is going automatically.

I am HUMBLED.

Distinguishe senator kuchikau,
deputy president of the senate.


Forgive my typogarphical error.
Hu error EPP? Tell me. LoL

Na d same dream brother.