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I closed my eyes again and opened them. My vision was a bit clearer now, and the features of the room are now very much distinct.

The room was an executive suite in a five star hotel in the city. I had a really good time last night with my boyfriend whom I haven't seen in 8months.

I let my eyes roam the room. Osaro was sitting on the settee, deep in thoughts with a stick of cigarette in-between his index and middle finger.

He looked so fine and so perfect. His well trimmed beard sparkled and blended perfectly with his jet black curly hair, His dimples and beautifully spaced white teeth when he smiled sent millions of butterfly flapping all over my stomach.

I smiled and hailed myself for landing such a fine specimen of man with a fine Pocket winks�...

"Goodmorning baby" I said wincing with a grimace as my head was banging with each word that came out of my mouth.

I tried to get up but I couldn't move, I couldn't feel my limbs... " You are awake" Osaro said and moved towards me. He stopped at the foot of the bed and gave me a cold look that made me shiver. " Baby I can't move, what's happening to me?" I said in panic.

" Oh don't worry baby, you won't be able to move till I am done with you. The substance I laced your drink with is actually meant to paralyze your muscles and make you weak" He said with a sinister smile.

" Baby what do you mean? You are scaring me" I replied

" Well baba said you must be awake and watch me while I harvest your eyes, heart, breasts and your female organs." He said as he brought out a glistening sharp pen knife from his back pocket.

" Just relax sweetie, I injected you with a powerful sedative so you won't even feel a thing" He said as he sat on the bed.

"Baby please don't do this , please don't kill me" I begged him tearfully. He smiled and wiped a single tear off my cheek..

"See I have to get these organs to baba by midnight," he said as though he was asking for just a strand of hair.

"If I don't, I will loose my money, all of it. And I will also run mad, or you want your baby to run mad?" He asked me.

"Help! Somebody help me!" I screamed in tears.

" Don't worry they won't hear you, the room is soundproofed. So let's get down to business, I will start with your left eye."
He said as he brought the knife to my face.

I felt blood trickle down my face as he showed me what happened to be my left eye before dropping it in a glass jar.

I watched next as he carved out my breasts as well.

He saved my right eye for the last. as the light faded I was thrown into a cloud of thick darkness.

I was slowly loosing consciousness as I have already lost alot of blood.

Is this what they meant when they say love is blind?
My only crime is was to fall in love.

Now I have been made a sacrificial lamb.

I thought I was enjoying the December with the love of my life not knowing I was about to be dismembered by the love of my life.

Oh how naive I was ..
I wanted to live..
I wanted to love...
I wanted to be loved..

I breath my last!

MASTURBATION

I climbed my bed and turned off the bedside lamp. I covered myself with My soft fluffy and furry duvet. I gave a soft sigh as the warmth envelope me.

The feeling descended upon me again like a wave of tornado. That desire to be touched, that feeling that comes with promises of extreme pleasure, that cravings that lives a sickly feeling behind after I had given in.

My body shuddered violently and I felt my core moisten with increased appetite. I tried to ignore, I tried to fight it. "Ezinne you can do this, please don't give in".

After trying and failing, I slowly parted my legs and allow my fingers find it way down south, basking in the sweet pleasure elicited by my fingers.

My body shook from pure ecstasy as I buried my finger deep in my core.

I allowed myself give in to the unholy sensation. My body jerked from the nerve shattering orgasm I had just experienced.

Again that Familiar sick feeling of dirt and guilt engolfed me so tight that I was almost choking. I wept Bitterly "God why me?, Pls make it stop I am tired" I said silently as I soaked my pillows again.

" Come to me thou, that is heavy ladened......
Cast all your cares upon me...." These words continued to ring in my head.

*******

Three months later, I am walking down aisle with my prince charming. I had not touched myself in three months.

It has not been an easy journey.I eventually summoned the courage to talk to my pastor and he guided out of the cave of masturbation.

I did cast my cares on the Lord and he Lightened my burden. If I can do it, you can too with the help of God!..

©Dr miracle

EPISODE NINE


"Good morning guys! I am your new physics teacher and my name is engineer chuks" I addressed the SS3 students in front of me. " Goodmorning sir" they all with the exception of one said in unison with polite smiles.


"You stand up and tell me your name" I said to the tallest boy who didn't greet me when his classmates were doing so. "I am Marcus" he replied flippantly without standing up.

I started teaching in lagelu grammar school this morning. The school has four blocks arranged to form a square encircling the school field. The junior school, the senior school, the staff room and the science laboratories makes up the four blocks.


The school is notorious for the nefarious activities of it's senior students. They are known for bullying teachers, and junior students. Damaging school properties, holding parties during school hours. Well I am here now, I will start clipping their wings. Starting from that Marcus boy.


**************

ONE WEEK AFTER

"So who can define motion?" I asked the whole class after teaching motion. Almost everyone but Marcus has their hands up.

Marcus seemed to be engrossed with whatever he was doing on his phone. I walked to where he was sitting, I saw he had his airpods on. Little wonder he didn't hear my footsteps.

I got closer to him and took a look at his phone. I felt like vomiting. The son of a gun was seeinng a gay porn right in my class.

I angrily tapped him. He slowly raised his head and looked at me, then took off one of his airpods. " Get your disgusting and stupid self out of my class right now" I said angrily. He hissed and plugged his airpod to his left ear and continue his irritating x-rated movie.

I opened my mouth and closed it .. I walked to the front of the class, walked back to his seat and gave him a heavy punch on his lips and dragged him outside amidst the Cheers of his classmates.

If I had known what would follow after my action, I would have applied more wisdom. Marcus wiped his bloody torn lips with the back of his left hand, looked at me in the eye and said In a cold and menacing voice " you will pay" then he walked off..

********
After school I was heading to the bus terminal, I had just left the school compound when I felt cold liquid on my back. I turned and saw Marcus laughing at me " I told you, you will pay!" He said and walked off.

Five minutes later I started rubbing my neck, the itch spread to my hands. And before I could say jack, I was rolling on the floor screaming and crying. Chai this boy poured blended devil beans on me. I continued crying, rolling on the ground and scratching myself like a madman. This teaching too is not for me too ooo

EPISODE 8


"If you know the Lord has been faithful to you at all this past week, I want you to just jump up and shout three thunderous, earth rattling and supersonic hallelujah to the lord." The church's assistant pastor said with so much energy. "Hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah." The members screamed with so much more higher joules of energy. Some more energetic and radical members even took some chairs on their head and raced round the church hall three times.

The assistant pastor, pastor James. Is a dark average looking short and thin man with a permanent smile showing his perfectly white teeth, His head was always smooth and shiny like the pebbles, David used in killing Goliath. " So this morning we will call out the testifiers to come out this morning to testify of the wonders of God in their lives" Pastor James said while looking at the congregation with a searching look. The testifiers started filling out one after the other.

My world came to a sharp halt. My heart stopped beating for a nanosecond. Amongst the testifiers, there stood an angel in human form and a total embodiment of beauty. Her dark skin shone like a polished surface, with straight long hairs that fell on either sides of her shoulders. When it was her turn to testify, She took the microphone and smiled, oh my God! The smile was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. She had deep beautiful dimples and a lovely diastema.
When she opened her mouth to speak, I was lost entirely in her sonorous and alluring voice. I heard nothing of what she said, and neither did I even hear what was said all through service. Church activities flew by in a blur.

Immediately church dismissed, I sat in the last pew to wait for the love of my life. I watched her as she knelt on the alter to pray. After a few minutes she stood and started walking towards my direction. My smiles were cut short when I saw pastor James accoust her. I gritted my teeth as she blushed at the nonsense he was telling her. He then held her hand and led her into his office. " I will sit here and wait for my love, no matter how long it took" I said to myself. I stood up and went into the librarian's cubicle sat the far left end of the church where I can see everything going on. I opened my Bible and started studying. I didn't even know when I dozed off.


When I woke, the whole church was dark and deserted. I looked my wristwatch and it read 8:30pm. I had slept for 7hrs, and since I was in the librarian's cubicle, they locked me in, not knowing I was inside the church. I took our my mobile phone, it was dead! I am finished. Compulsory fasting and prayer because of woman!

Good morning everyone,
I will try to drop an update....
I did two straight days at the clinic..
I have not really had a good rest..
But hopefully I will try to type today...
Thanks and God bless[b][/b]

5991ayo:
Weldon cm and continue

Will do bro

Jaylynn:
What a wonderful story you have, dear. I'm looking forward to reading more

Thanks dear for the beautiful comment

efeteb:
Noted.

More ink to your pen and speed to your fingers

.thanks chief

EPISODE 7



"Omo akpos this gbana make sense o" where una get am na?" I asked as I took a long drag from the wrap of marijuana I held in-between my thumb and index finger. "This one na correct kwale weed o. Na kpoli lord bring am". Akpos replied.

We just finished playing football, which we do every Saturday morning when akpos suggested that we all go to his house to relax and smoke some blunt that kpoli lord brought in this morning. I have never had a good relationship with marijuana. My last two encounters were not pleasurable, but then they don't have to know right?. So I joined them anyway



"See as chuks dey hold gbana like pencil, oboy you be novice?" Kpoli lord mocked me. I ignored him and focused on the weed in my fingers. As I dey now ehn guys, na how to pass my waec dey my mind so" I said with all seriousness. The guys all started laughing at me. " why una dey laugh na? Abeg make una getout sef". I said and stood up. "Where you dey go?" Akpos asked me. "Una nor dey hear the music wey dey play? Na my favorite song o. Bank alert by kanayo cubana". I replied and started dancing to the beautiful song that the weed was playing for me. I displayed my dancing skills for the next twenty minutes. Suddenly I started perceiving a very beautiful aroma of fried rice and salad. I trailed the aroma to the back of akpos' house. Lo and behold I saw a very palatable dish of fried rice and salad with enough meat. My mouth watered. I never knew weed was preparing a table before me in the presence of my friends. Well I fell into the meal and started digging in. " Chuks wetin you dey chop?" Akpos and kpoli lord asked in unison". " Guys come join me o, this fried rice na bomb" I invited them while stuffing mouth full. " Chuks na mama Ebere trash can be that na, Abeg comot for dirty". Akpos begged me. I hissed and continue eating. After eating, I stoodup, stretched, and went to lie down on the soft mattress in the room. Boy I slept like a baby.

*****

Two hours later I woke up. I yawned and stretched my arms. Then I looked around and saw that I was in a puddle, a sticky puddle with piles of rubbish around me! "JESUS CHRIST, WEED DON DISGRACE ME AGAIN" I screamed in tears....

efeteb:
Funny Stories but lacks continuity. Try to include how you escape the wahala for better reading.

My thoughts though.

Thanks for engaging sir! The intention is to stimulate the creative mind of the reader.

DSC7:
Wahala no dey finish true true ...

But why u no dey give us the full gist before moving to the next episode? ....

Like when chucks was arrested, when he stumbled on mama Nkechi eggs, when he rammed on a Naval officer's gate

That's deliberate bro
The intention is to actually
Stimulate the creative mind of the readers...


Let them imagine what will happen next

do4luv14:
name original market, no be bend down select

Thanks bro for the comments
More updates to follow tomorrow

do4luv14:
chaiii Christmas and new year food together, kiaa...... broda you fit finish am so?

E don buy market na

EPISODE SIX

I reduced the speed of the treadmill, did a short run and gradually it came to a halt. I stepped down and took a swig of water from my bottle. I then sat down panting and sweating like someone that fell Into a pool of water.

I heard that rich and lonely wives of politicians and businessmen frequent the gym alot, looking for young handsome men to satisfy their lustful cravings while they in turn take care of the sugar boys. Well I am not bad looking at all. A light skinned six footer with broad shoulders, wide chest and rock hard abs. My smiles ofcourse are to die for with snow white dentition and neat full beard. Well I finally registered in a gym. If my brain can not get me money my body should. I was still deep in thoughts when I saw her.

She walked into the gym hall with the grace and confidence of a supermodel. Her hair as long as those of mermaids, her skin as milky and flawless as that of a baby. She wore a pink tank top which revealed her well toned stomach and a tight leggings that accentuated her firm and perfect hourglass shape. She screamed perfection and she reeked of money! Lots of it. She took off her Tom Ford sunshades and took a sip from her bottle while stepping on a treadmill. That's it, I have seen her. I have seen my messiah. I screamed in my head as I made my way to her.

"Hello sunshine" I flashed her my most charming killer smiles " how I can help you?" She asked without looking at me " well I wanted to find out if you are an artist, because you drew my attention so effortlessly. Angel you look so hot honestly, so hot that I am so scared of touching you because I don't want want to get burnt. But Not to worry I am a doctor. So why don't you come with me to my hospital so I can administer an injection that will reduce your temperature?". I followed up smoothly. She laughed and said " wow so smooth. She stopped her treadmill and took her phone and typed briefly on it. I smiled to myself . She is falling already. " Are you a banana peel, because you making me fall hard". I said again. " I am already liking you dear, why don't we step out and go somewhere private?". She said sweetly while blushing so hard. "Anything for you baby, let's go". I said happily.

On getting outside, we made for her car, a maybech 2019 model." Woah she's super rich" I said to myself. "So you are the bloodY civilian that's disturbing my wife kwo?". I heard a deep voice boomed behind me. I turned and saw a tall, dark and handsome man with clean shaved head and sprinkles of white beards on his jaw, clad in white jalamia standing with two
hefty military men. At this point he didn't look so handsome as his eyes were emitting fire. I swallowed and looked at my new catch. She was just laughing at me. At this point I knew I was done for. "Sir sir..." I stuttered. "Shutup you bastard". He bellowed at me. "Sorry sir" I said again. " Sergeants throw this fool into the trunk and take him to the guardroom, serve him Christmas and New year food."

EPISODE FIVE


I have been doing a lot of thinking recently. My life is a total mess. No job, No money. I am almost getting fed up of this life I am living. Everyday with different troubles, I don't know who placed a curse on me, it's like I am a trouble magnet.

I sighed and stood up and went to my kitchen, took a spoon from the rack on the wall and carried the left over pot of beans from last night to the room and began eating while slowly ruminating about life, and how unfair it has been to me. I ate what I can actually call my last supper, because it was the last cup of beans and the only fooodstuff I had, I had to prepare yestermight for dinner. Well let me allow tommorow worry about itself while I focus on the driving lessons I am supposed to start today.

Emeka had paid for one month driving lessons for me, with the mind of buying a Nissan micra so that I can shuttle passangers within Ibadan and earn money for myself instead of been idle. After eating, I entered the bathroom to freshen up.
"Goodmorning sir" I greeted the elderly man I saw in the office when I go to the driving institute. He looked like a jolly fellow. He smiled in a welcoming manner and replied "Goodmorning my friend, I am sure you are here for the driving training". " Yes sir" I replied. "Ok we start immediately" he said
He took me to the classroom and asked me to read some letters in a white background. After that he showed me some road signs and explain their meaning to me saying that it's important I understood these signs if I must get a valid driving license. We then stepped out and proceed to field training. The vehicle is a very old green 504 car. The seats were old and torn with foams sticking out in different corners, making it look like a bedbug ridden contraption.

After about twenty minutes of explaining the different parts of the vehicle and their functions, even though I dosed off while he was talking because I was bored. I mean we were supposed to drive and not talk. It was now time to practice, I took over the wheels and waited for his instructions. " Oya move" he said after I had turned on the ignition. I stepped on the accelerator with my right leg and remove my left leg from the clutch. The vehicle moved, I smiled feeling like a pro " oya turn left" he said again. I maneuvered the steering to the left. Wow I am a badass driver, I giggled. "Fast and furious go hear am today". I slammed hard on the accelerator and floored it. The vehicle picked up speed. I switched to gear three and fired down the lonely road. I was so excited that I did not notice that we had gotten to a dead end and I had to slow down and do a U turn

"Chuks slow down, use your brake". He screamed at me. " Brakes ? Stop shouting which brake again?" I replied, fidgeting at the same time. The next thing we heard was GBOSAAAAA! " Gbesere ooo" my instructor screamed in fear. We had hit the gates of a very ruthless naval officer.

Dremdee:
Next post will come later in the day....
Pls drop comments, I will really appreciate your feedback

Thanks bro, lol.... I will try chief.

EPISODE FOUR



"Chuks! chuks! where's this lazy omo"ibo sef" I heard iya Bola shouting my name this early morning.

But I am in no mood for her troubles this morning. "Chuks I know you are there and you can hear me, please come and give me electricity money. Look at the time and you are still at home when your mates are out there making money" she shouted again.

I am loosing my patience gradually. I don't know why she won't give me peace. I didn't ask her husband to abscond with a more pretty woman leaving her behind to cater for their thirteen children. Well I won't let the devil use her today. Chuks come out here joor! Oloriburuku, jobless Biafran, terrorist, come out." She screamed and banged my door hard.

That's it, I have had enough. I will give this old hag a peace of my mind today. With this I matched with rage akin to a mad bull to my door and yanked it open. I was greeted with her bleached fat face looking like a badly burnt Boli, I cringed in disgust and yelled at her " iya Bola what's your problem? I told you I will pay this money, why are you disturbing my life? Am I the one that stole your husband? Why all these nuisance? She replied angrily with venom "It is your useless mother that is a nuisance! You are a bastard! Better pay this... " "Shut up old hag, dirty woman" I interrupted angrily " if your thing is scratching You, go and meet those your dirty wheelbarrow pushers, I don't do your type! Nonsense." I slammed at her while she looked at me in shock

I smiled victoriously and turned to enter my room and resume my sleep. When I felt someone push me from behind. One moment I am trying to hold myself from falling and the next moment I am tumbling over the wheelbarrow of eggs mama Nkechi kept outside for sale. "Ehweeee brother Chuks don buy market oo, see my eggs" mama Nkechi screamed in horror

leosmaria:
Continue pls

I find it interesting

Thanks so much for engaging, I really do appreciate

EPISODE THREE


"Chuks my man, you have been like this for a week, please move on from this already" Tunji advised. It has been a week since chuks lost the job he had even barely started. He has been depressed and has refused to be consoled neither did he leave his room for a whole week. Tunji managed to drag him off his room today and took him to the popular queens bar in ibadan to take some bottles and forget his sorrows. Tunji is one of chuks friends. An average looking, young but wealthy entrepreneur, selling female wears at dugbe market. Emeka is also a close friend to chuks. Emeka is a very handsome Igbo boy who has slept with almost all the ladies in ibadan. Call him igbo demon of you like. He is into sales of household furnitures.

Emeka chuckled and took a large swig from his bottle of heneiken. "Mumu wetin dey make u laugh? "Tunji chided Emeka. " Na your papa be mumu. Na me say make this zombi go sleep like dead goat, when e know say e suppose resume work that morning?. Abeg allow me enjoy my evening oo, I nor come here come pamper or console Anybody" Emeka mocked while munching his suya noisily. "See as that small Girl asked me to get out, if not for this dead country, I for no dey like this na" chuks narrated painfully. " Calm down bro, another opportunity go come" Tunji pats his back " where you expecting a royal welcome for arriving late to work on Your first day? Guy get out abeg" emeka lashed out. Chuks looked at Emeka, gave a long hiss and stood up. "I can't deal with this, abeg I am out" He walked out.

He had not walked a mile when he saw it. A car carelessly parked on the road, with the headlamps on and the doors wide open. Survival instinct kicked in. He walked carefully to the car and peeped. He saw a lady unconscious and her cloths torn. She must have been beaten, raped and left there to die. He felt for her pulse and found a weak one. He covered her with his cardigan and tried lifting her up. "STOP, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST"

EPISODE TWO




Chuks dashed into the well lit reception hall Of Lincoln incorporation, sweating profusely like a Christmas goat, his pure white shirt badly creased, he looked around and saw a security man with a bored look, he requested to see the managing director.

Chuks knocked on the door and counted 4secs before entering "Goodmorning ma, I am supposed to resuume today as the technical head ma," chuks said to the very light skinned slim and tall pretty young lady sitting behind the mahogany doing God knows what on a MacBook in front of her. "What says your time?" She asked without looking at him, "10:45am ma" he mumbled. "You were supposed to resume when?" She asked again. "8:00am ma" chuks answered shakily. "YOU ARE FIRED, NOW GET OUT!"