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Me24engr:
Whatever a lady did in the past with people I don't know doesn't bother me. But with my best friend; I will most definitely quit. No apologies I don't please people

You get my point abi...
Anytime u see them talking..
U will start suspecting

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Now where is my reward..

The emoji's are ya reward

MufasaLion:
I ain't putting a ring on it if you've been hit by any of my dawgs.

Z

Favfables1:
I can't even imagine marrying a girl who is not a virgin sef , like how? Like I will go and spend millions of naira to marry a girl who have slept with other men? Twaaa!!! ...

But if I were in this situation you painted, I will call everything off immediately...

The thought of entertaining a man who has slept with my spouse is too unsettling to condone for a nano second ...

You understand that kind thing na . The unnecessary suspicion and insecurities ehn
U go Almost die

FERNANDEZISBACK:
The secret is there are 15 stickers on nairaland..

[color=#550000][/color] ya high sha

Newyorkitis:
After the wedding, that friend ain't coming to my houae again..... That'll be my long term plan.
Short term plan.... The wedding will hold.

So that they won't continue from where they stopped abi

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You want me to tell you a secret..

Ofcourse pls do ..
And I will give u a gift in return....

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Haha you think so..
Don't worry I wouldn't be telling you more than this..
A secret..

Common na

Tell me na

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You really think I am joking..

Women don't share ...
Especially when it's their friends.....
It's easy if it's a random stranger but bestie?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Well that shouldn't be a problem tho..we just smile about it.. it's a free life..
Life is fun and easy but human only make it complicated..

clap for Yosef

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Why not ?
Bygone is bygone..no one's clean tho?
Probably myself also have slept with others before coming to you...
Not everyone is gonna get married as a Virgi*n what really matters is the love between you guys...

I like that .....
But then won't it get awkward most times at family dinners when ur bestie and ur man sit across each other on the table?

The insecurities,?
The suspicion ones in a while....

Don't get me wrong... I don't have issues with your decisions
But would it not be easy to over look if you didn't know who they had bang*d in the past?

MrBrownJay1:
it all depends on who that friend is and what excuse they both will give me when i ask:"why the fukc didnt any of you tell me about it?!?!?!"

Matured bro

Hey ladies and gents.
Imagine that three days to your wedding..
Your best friend confessed to have slept with your fiance/fiancee.....
Though it happened long before you guys started dating.…..
Will you still go ahead with the wedding??

PS: introduction has been done already.......

Tomek09:
The people of Oyo Town and Oke-Ogun area of Oyo State has shown appreciation to the administration of Governor Seyi Makinde for taking up the initiative of reconstructing the Oyo-Iseyin federal road after decades of abandonment.

This is as the 72years old Odo-Ogun bridge that residents and motorists claimed has caused the death of hundreds of people is undergoing extension and reconstruction.

The people of the area expressed appreciation to the governor and pledged their continued support to his administration and future political pursuit.

I remember the day I passed this bridge on my way to iseyin from Oyo
I almost died of heart attack

Ahmed0336:
Get back? Die it!!!!!


Even for spirit world, nothing go join us

Why na?
Didn't you love her?

Saturdays is usually my favorite day of the week. Because that's my only time out from my busy schedule at work ������

Three days ago, precisely on Saturday I woke up in really high spirits. Fire boy's Peru was blasting out from my mini sound system while I do my chores...

Saturdays is usually when I make soup, stew and any other food I need to stuck up my refrigerator with so that I won't starve during the week���

And as a foodie, I don't joke with my food����� it has to look and taste good with all the necessary aquatic and terrestial animals floating inside...

Today's menu is fried rice, okra soup and chicken stew... Omo I set to work while Dancing to umu obiligbos' enjoyment...

********
Two hour's later, I was done with the soup and the fried rice...

And finally I was making the yummy chicken stew..
Boy o boy the stew was bouncing in the Lord inside the pot...

Chicken parts were waving at me joyfully..
I added more vegetable oil to the stew...
Stirred a bit and went to get a Glass of water.

I came back to my stew and saw it foaming so heavily, I looked at the top of my kitchen cabinet...

I have used the morning fresh liquid soap instead of vegetable oil. �����
I looked at my chicken part doing soapy inside the pot. ..,..

At that point, what was playing on the sound system was " oya see brother, see brother, brother wey mumu, brother wey nor wise. ..

That was how my Saturday was. Ruined.

Kriss216:
Questions Young People Ask.

Please give me the answer old people give

Nairalanddeezer:
Our chat on FB and WhatsApp is endlessly boring I tried making it interesting but no her stern attitude of boringness keeps on striking .tried asking for nudes to spice it up but she always declined so I just ended it once and for all

flokii:
In those days, it used to be nothing seeing a pretty damsel walk on the street and you approaching her to express your love and appreciation of her beauty.. but you see this era of pepper spray and embittered feminists, you are OYO. Your face will likely popup on nairaland fp for attempting to touch or harass a lady.

Social media spoilt every thing

blinking001:
Men still ask ladies out in Nigeria? Like y'all don't have better things to do with your time?

Who break your hearT?

GoodHardDick:
Toasting a Nigeria girl is a complete waste of time!

Once you chyke a Nigeria girl, the next thing should be to bang her immediately, no dulling, after that dump her and move to the next girl.

Omo

Bluezy13:
"Chyke" is informal, a slang for wooing a lady common in Nigeria.
The appropriate word is "Psyche" which in psychology as a verb means wooing someone...that is a craft of getting someone to do something by appealing to their minds. It is a subtle way of man getting a lady to think the way the man wants by an intelligent use of words.

Actually, "Chyke" stems from the Lmispronunciation of "Psyche"
They meant to say "Psyche" but they ended up saying "Chyke"; therefore"Chyke" became the norm.

About Toast... It is neither formal nor informal. But since toasting involves praising someone or appealing to someone's ego etc. over a drink, toasting is adopted to mean an intelligent choice of words in appealing to/psyching someone's ego, more like praising a girl or appealing to a girl's ego but for selfish interest.
It is however worthy of note that "Toasting" was never a formal substitute for "psyching". Toasting is a very unpopular slang compared to "Chyking" and they are both common in Nigeria.

Nevertheless, I stand corrected...but with proof.

Prof

Halimaatz:
Very very weird.

Lol why do you think so?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

I can chyke any woman anywhere, anyday and anytime


As far as she is not with her friends

Chyking a woman when she is with her friends reduces her chances of saying yes to you even if she likes you

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Bad guy

Kriss216:
1. They got nothing to offer
2. Manipulative
3. Mostly broke and wretched
4. They hardly come with sense
5. Demanding
6. Lazy

And so on.

Wawu....
So which country you dey get ur babes from

brosom:
During my early stage of wooings, I do that alot and 70% of them were positive, but I'm old now for such .


I'm gonna tell u all something about my then friend, a.k.a( dollar) and it's all true.

This guy by nature is a redpiller and a sharp shooter. He gets a girl today, in two days time he skpash the girl .

Now here is one about him that still shocks me till today. There was a day we traveled together at a far distance and was supposed to come back same day, on our way back in a public transport, there was this girl at the last seat of the buss, fine and fair. As people dey comot at their destinations, e come remain few of us as the buss was scanty, this my nigger give me sign say him wan go for back go talk with the babe, as him change seat begin dey talk with the girl, at first the girl no respond based on shangy shangy na . My guy use all trick wey him know, finally the babe fall, Dem begin dey talk, like play like play Dem don dey laugh, me on my end just dey with my phone dey watch one movie like that, I got a messg from him right inside the buss which reads; abeg open my wallet give me CD, I was like Wtf?? Well, I did as he said base on guy man way, after like 20 minutes I no dey hear Dem again, I use style look back the babe don already keep her head on top my guy laps's , as I look further I see my guy hand doing in and out her pkekus, my guess was he was (fi***ing her) . After like another 10 minutes, my guy don dey F**k her on low key, omo I wan mad oo . How can a girl just like that to F**k a guy she bearly knew? E shock me oo.


After the experience, I agreed with the popular saying girls have fish brain .

Mad oo

Kriss216:
To CHYKE a Nigerian girl is 3rd most senseless things on earth!

What are your reasons bro?

Jeon:
I'm fugly.

I like Dem fugly

Jeon:
I'M FUGLY WITH THE FACE OF A QUASIMODO , DON'T LET NAIRALANDERS SEE THIS UR POST .

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.... More so you ain't ugly...
So if that's low sef esteem I see there better snap out now

Jeon:
okay.

Yo beautiful tho!