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nero18: na wa for benfica b

I swear....big wayo

Kizzylicious: FULLTIME DRAW

At. Madrid - Juventus
Tip : X @ 3.00

Malmo FF - Olympiacos FC
Tip : X @ 3.15

FC Basel - Liverpool FC
Tip : X @ 3.15

FK Ludogorets - Real Madrid
Tip : X @ 6.10

Bayer Leverkusen - Benfica Lisbon
Tip : X @ 3.30

RSC Anderlecht - Borussia Dortmund
Tip : X @ 3.70

Arsenal FC - Galatasaray Istanbul
Tip : X @ 3.80

Leeds United - Reading FC
Tip : X @ 3.10

Fulham FC - Bolton Wanderers
Tip : X @ 3.20

GoodLuck

Guy, u wan kill person ni
chai...All.draws

ayozainy: Are u a fresher or a returning student?

Am a Fresher

ayswagga5: moderator..pls give me cane(pankere)

#Smh

ayozainy: walaykum salam, am Zainab....a law fresher

Wowww, Lovely name nd u being a Law ftesher, hmmmmmm* Ema badt gan oooo(i mean arguments stuffs..lolzzz) nd all dat

ayswagga5: u mean HRM KING Dr.A.Y?

Anyhw u take it

Oga liltee, The Most interesting Bunmi, Crazy Ay nd odas...i hail ooooo

Racism is a very Great Challenges the Blacks
are Facing within the Whites and seriously it
will never stop if:-
1. Racism will never stop as long as white
Cars are still using Black Tires.
2. Racism will never end as we still wash
white clothes first before others.
3. Racism will never end if people still wear
White clothes to Wedding and black clothes
to Funerals.
4. Racism will never end as long as those
who don’t pay their Bills are blacklisted not
White Listed.
5. Racism will never end because even
when you’re playing a Snooker game, You
won’t win until you sink the Black ball and
the white balls remain on the Field..
Add Yours!!!

Nobody expected such a news story this
week, but it seems that Facebook will no
longer be a free service.
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has
announced at a press conference in Menlo
Park, California that the company is unable
to keep up with the costs of Facebook and a
monthly fee for users is inevitable.
Zuckerberg has explained that Facebook is
growing with hundreds and thousands of
members signing up each day and the
advertisement system Facebook currently
uses is not enough to cover all the costs
the social media giant needs to keep the
site running.
He also said that if Facebook continues to
remain a free service, there is the
possibility of it having to shut down
because of the lack of funding.
“After thinking long and hard about this
decision, at the end of the day, we were
forced to add this monthly fee.
If we don’t do something about our rising
costs now, Facebook could cease to exist in
the near future.” – said Mark Zuckerberg.
Facebook currently has about 1.317 billion
users and if just %75 of those users start
paying the $2.99 monthly fee, the yearly
profit would be about $3 billion .
Astounding.
What Do You Think?

Gud day Nairalanders.
I kinda find it hard to figure out how musicians make dere money except d one One of Stage peeformance wich brings abt 2m-3m-4million dependin on d Artiste nd agreement..
Dis days, we download musics from online to our mobile phones nd i dont see wat will make anyone( except not internet connected) not get it striaght to his/her phones..
d question is Hw do Musicians make dere money?.

Chidexter: soon

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Babyboy1986: Na do or die game be dis.

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ibadanfinest: In my humble opinion, I think those who are yet to register should take a chill pill as they still have the next week to register. I did mine on last tuesday, though my dept (accounting) was scheduled on monday.
But those that hv nt registered should also keep in mind that the official closing registration date is 19 of september o. Those who refuse to get registered before on or before then may risk forfeiting their hard earned admission o.

Guy, do u mean screening?

sunnyshayne: Ebola things!

RIP

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sunnydayasaba: Most of u writing dat Poo, Am very sure if Dangote and her daughter ask u to convert as d only way for marriage, U wont think twice.

Lolzzzzz

Misogynist2014: What is most captivating about you write up is the tone of pity.You tag me as being ignorant because I reject being a randomly made being.That I am not as free as you are e.g. If you are about calling a pastor a dog,something in your mind tells you it's wrong but since you are free to do as you like once you don't break the constitution of the land,you laugh and boldly write what you wish.That is what you tag pity and blindfolded.
In order to show you I'm not the type that quotes bible to tell prove God's existence,answer every question I ask now: Chris Angels has always made mockery of science,not that those scientific laws are not valid but it's not valid beyond physical realm.Isn't it?But it is true that magicians were known to be good physicists,with good knowledge of natural laws and science in general and were known to be physicians in the early days,before they were wiped out by Catholic church due to their evil ways.Isn't it?Do you know about the story of Moses' snake which swallowed the snakes of the magicians and the Quran(which differs with Bible majorly on Jesus and Isaac) further said the magicians confessed that truely,truely this is God.
With this I tell you that science(physical)cannot define the spiritual but only Spiritual(God) can define physical.And there are many gods but 1 God.
Just answer this question:Is science safe enough to tell us how our world came into existence without involving spiritual realm(given the certainty that science does not always tally with e.g. Magic(spiritual) and Magicians(spiritual) are always good at natural laws and science,proving that science can be brought out of spiritual realm and not the other way round ) and why? Don't ask me any question until you've answered this.If you may like to have one more question,how can a random world(big bang) produce Magicians and people like Ilan Smith,who saw the future and told us who won the world cup,the man who scored and the time he scored.I HOPE YOU'LL ANSWER THIS QUESTIONS,IT IS UNTIL WHEN YOU ANSWER THAT I WILL KNO?W WHO IS TRUELY IGNORANT.

U re askin questions DAT ain't related to my comment....I only said u re being blindfolded by religious ignorance... datz all
hw does d questions u pasted relate?

valmunich: I won't. So

notin..life goes on

valmunich: Op your babe wants you to convert?

Guy, Anza first..nd i will gv ya my reply..#lolzz

I jammed dis post sumhw online, nd i dim it fit to post it here....
Guys! Can you Convert to another
Religion because of a Babe?
Muslim to Christian to Old religions nd Vice versa..
for me, its a Capital #No

rashbat: @Op...u made my day wut dis writeup..
#thumbs up

its all my pleasure...pls guys...show ur love by commentin below to appreciate..Tanx in Advance

When people hear the phrase UNILAG
GIRLS, some thoughts pop into their
mind. Some think UNILAG girls are ari-
sto’s, some think they are materialistic
girls, others think of them as chop and
go, some see them as parole girls, some
see them as stranded girls (cuz dey like
entering cars hehehe). And the list
continues.
But did you know that UNILAG babes have
different characteristics, depending on their
hostels? Though some of them are not true
but most of them are true.
There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG. So
check out the classification below:
Makama Girls:
M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: It is said
that to get a Makama girl all you need are 2
hot meat pies and a chilled bottle of fanta
and she’s all yours ……..PS: make sure the
meatpies are hot and the fanta is chilled,
apparently they prefer it that way.
To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you
need is just 200 Naira suya and they are
yours, if you’re feeling buoyant you can
manage to buy them chicken suya instead,
things like that tickle their fancy.
These three hostels are situated close to
each other inside New hall (Unilag’s ghetto)
thus making them neighbours. People say
new hall girls don’t have class (true), some
say they love to party hard (very true), some
also say they are cheap (well, not so true)
but we all know they ain’t classy.
Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in
new hall I’m always ashamed or scared,
I’m always scared cuz new hall boys might
rob me and beat the crap outa me and I’m
also ashamed that some new hall girls
might obtain me and share the money
amongst themselves to buy suya.
Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls
thus making them jobless, they never stay
inside their hostels so it’s not unusual if
you see them roaming around new hall
looking for boys to buy them food and
other edible trinket, for now let’s call them
Ghetto Girls or Suya Girls.
MOREMI Girls:
Also known as chicken and chips babes, to
get an audience with a moremi babe you
must submit a plate of chicken and chips
and the she’ll listen to you. It doesn’t
necessarily mean that they will answer you
it just simply means they’ll give u an
audience. They prefer older men with cars
and they date guys with money and mostly
club boys, but we have some good girls
(nerds) amongst them. Let’s call Moremi
girls Chicken and Chips Girls.
Honours Girls:
Australia is a county where people know
about but nobody visits, that’s exactly how
honours hall is. It’s situated in a bushy
swamp in the middle of nowhere so they
barely get visitors. Most times I go there I
see men with cars toasting those small
girls, honours girls are boring girls with no
event in their life so let’s call them Village
girls or Bush Girls. And yeah Honours hall
week are the best female hall week in
UNILAG, yes I said it.
AMINA Girls:
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo
and runs girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the
aristo and runs girl stay in amina hall, they
are situated at the gate area so when the
big alhaji’s and chiefs come to pick up girls
the quickly branch at amina negotiate the
price *coughs 50k* and they carry the girl
outside school.
There was one time I was walking around
amina hall in the night and I mistook it for
a brothel, not that I know what a brothel
looks like. Let’s call AMINA girls
ARISTOcrats, ah yes, AMINA hall has one
mad kissing spot outside it just right in
front of the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys
without rides kissing their babes, it’s
always a pleasant sight to watch.
Kofo hall:
Also known for its Aristocracy it’s just there
and random, pardon my English but they
have the deadest hall week. Even if I was
paid to go to their hall week I won’t go, you
can NEVER catch me going to look for a girl
in kOFO. I’ve asked many guys what they
know Kofo girls for and their replies are
either “I’ve never done a Kofo girl before”
or “Abeg where is Kofo Hall’ and “I don’t
know”.
The reason KOFO hall is dead is cuz most
girls in faculty of education stay there and
as we all know girls in faculty of education
are dead, no offence but we all know its
true. I don’t know what to classify them
under, but I know they don’t know how to
throw a party.
These classifications are according to JAJA
and MARIERE boys, the gentlemen of Unilag
and we are authorities on issues like this. If
you’re the type of guy that double dates
please don’t go to new hall and be
cheating on them with another new hall girl
cuz gist spreads there.
Find a girlfriend in HONOURS and another
side chick in NEWHALL, the probability of
them meeting are very slim. If you have
money and you know you’re ready to spend
then you should date a moremi girl, they
are classy and poise women who like the
good things of life and also enjoy being
spoiled silly.
AMINA girls are not owned by Unilag boys,
they belong to our Oga’s at the top aka
Alhaji’s and Chiefs. I have no idea who kofo
girls belong to.
All in all we love Unilag girls, especially
Moremi babes.
Pls guys , ur comments re needed

Misogynist2014: He married your sister

wat a pity... u re just being blindfolded by religious Ignorance...mtchweee

hernars: next time plz use ur brain

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Misogynist2014: Even Christ never got married.

Stop saying sh*t...who told u Christ didn't get married?...anoda breed of ignorance...mtchweee

iamliltee: I kinda signed my screening form before making its photocopies,hope I won't be queried

u can reprint it...no lele