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Ebukacute:
Yes ....that mitrovic won't score us...20k..deal?

I pull out chief

larride:
Book of Banternation

Chapter 6 verse 9 - 18

9: Then the word of the lord came through his Prophet Larride, in the land of the shekpite saying; Listen to me ye children of Shekp for the lord of banter has sent me to you this day.

10: Then the people of the land of Shekpite did gathered in the square from their elders like Ibi the son of Ime, Nihi the son of Li, Balo the son of Rus, Iz the son of Zou and all the descendants including Sege the son of Ed, Don the son of Stan and all their families

11: Thus prophet Larride began to give them the word of the lord of banter saying; Ye have enjoyed your years of plenty, Ye have rejoiced in your plenty and scorned your neighbors who live in the land of Assnal. Thou says the lord of banter, this is just the beginning of your travails, you will go to battle and return empty handed, the basket of thy keepers shall be filled with goals.

12: Thou shall see your northern neighbors from the land of Manchester succeed and win trophies but your land shall remain desolate with cobweb just like your neighbors Assnals. This shall come to pass because thou had transgressed against the lord of banter.

13: I have heard rumors among you, rumors of protest like TuchelOut, verily I say unto them, this shall not happen until your once trusted commander Tuchel has turn your land into ruins.

14. This shall be so because thou hath followed in the teachings of the mad man Don the son of jazet who led a crusade against the one that brought you many victories and glories, ye hath insulted and disgraced him out of your land, therefore shall this disgrace follow you until you atone for your misdeeds.

15. Thou shall banish don the son of jazet from among you, purify yourself with ash and sack clothes maybe the lord of banter will have pity on you in the next five years. But be sure of this, say the lord of banter, your suffering shall be much and well televised

16: Ye have also been following in the teachings of one who call himself an Apostle of the lord of banter, Skimple the son of Dawg, thou says the lord of banter, do not listen to him as he will lead you astray, send him forth out of the temple and let him eat with the mechanics at the bus stop.

17. When the children of Shekp heard these words, they rend their clothes into 2 and began to wail saying "Please save us lord of banter, do not deliver us into the hands of our neighbors lest they mock us" they put on ashes and sack clothes and cry day and night but the lord of banter ignored them because they must suffer.

18. So prophet larride went out of their land, went his way and sharing the words of the lord of banter.

You don come again

I became tuchelout after that arsenal game in preseason where we couldn't string two passes together

But y'all swore we shouldn't take preseason seriously

Trevor012:
My guy is no longer making mouth and boasting again. I Iike this new you.

Bearing na your mate

See as my Chelsea fans humble

FirstbornWds:
Kounde issa bad person

No sensible player will want to join this nonsense Tuchel team

I feel sorry for James, sterling and the other young players in our squad

I honestly can't blame kounde and raphina

Havertz10:
Havertz played well, that’s my only business, 4 dribbles completed in 5 attempts, won 9 in 12 duels

Tuchel needs to stop being pragmatic, even against small teams, such a coward move.

Needs to be sacked

What is this nitori olohun

Ebukacute:
Let's bet 10k, he won't score us

Let's make it 20k??

Is this deal still on??

Bluelines69:
If he’s 5m cheaper, how’s he the most expensive defender in the world, which kind dullness be this na

K

WhoDeyHause:
At least I did not predict anything today.

He has exonerated himself

Down against dinamo Zagreb

Once again
Tuchelout

zeusis:
fofana is a dunce

Be like na Fufu dey the guy brain truely


He isn't much better than chalobah

Exonerate1:
Let's blame Jorginho.

Let's blame mount also


Tuchel is dunce

NinjaXmetahuman:
The lack of urgency is always the annoying part

1-0 down and still playing like they are 5-0 up

Tuehh

Tufia tuchel

Bluelines69:
Oh really, didn’t know Maguire played for us

Kindly tell me the difference between 75m and 80m

Let's keep deceiving ourselves bcoz of 5m valuation

Bench mount,havertz,jorgs we struggle

Start them we still struggle

World most expensive defender

This man spends 200M and can't keep clean sheets


This team is disgusting to watch

Tuchelout

Tufia

swiz123:
Primary role of a full back is to keep the opposition wingers in check.

Which James does very well
While also adding goals and assist as bonuses

People say they want to see James in a back 4

Well I also want to see thier" best RB" play RCB in a back 3

raumdeuter:
Can anyone that's not [b]related to portable on this thread tell us the exact date [/b]Aguero retired from football and the exact date he was inducted into the hall of fame

I know this thread has now become a celebration of ignorance

Egbon just dey fire bullets

It's a Chelsea thing

Wow

[quote author=Havertz10 post=116384860]Aubu saw havertz play for 15mins and fast tracked his return by choosing to play with a broken jaw

Havertz should sha continue with this anger, shut them up once and for all[/quote]Or Havertz seeing that someone is here to bench him made him pressured to get a goal

WhoDeyHause:
8 is bigger than 6.

8-2 is the same winning margin as 6-0

Jorgs don lead us to 6nil deafeat

A true blue

WhoDeyHause:
He is not our kind of dm but he is better than that useless Spanish fraud baskets. As weak as jorginho is he was not destroyed 8 2 and do back to back bottling. Until baskets wins uefa best or is in ballon dor top 3 he is not better than jorginho in anything. But Jorginho must still go away next year.

But e don chop 6 goal margin

[quote author=donstan18 post=116378530]Jorginho might not be the kind of DM we want, but always remember his good times.

Man singlehandedly won us some games with his brilliance.

Funniest comp I’ve seen 😭 pic.twitter.com/cBtYw6c6wf

— ⚡️ (@clinicalkai) September 5, 2022

what a player
Ibime watching this will change your mind on jorginho

BlueMann:
Auba was part of the squad that travelled to Zagreb

Meanwhile, this fit is dope.

Mehn get me this hoodie

youngZee23:
Wow...but what of mount?..

Will soon be shipped to vittesse on loan Insha Allah.

OhBritannia:
House of dragon episode 3 is 10/10 for me.

As usual, the series just keep getting better and better and better.
This episode has so many wow scenes you will have no choice than to replay those scenes again.
When you find yourself rewinding just to watch a particular scene over and over again then you should know that you are watching a GOATED series.
Let me not drop spoilers but one of my favorites scenes wasn't even that of Daemon, it's that of the princess when she came back to the camp, as she was walking, the looks given by the armies and her father and the nobles were so amazing to watch, i had to replay over and over again.

This princess isn't here to play, she is even going To be a badass more than her uncle
I can see craze in her eyes

But that last battle was Goated mehhn!!!!!
Daemon is the Goat.

Swears me too with blood on her neck

She just walked confidently

Daemon scene is mad af

And also the Best RB in the world has extended his contract


6more amazing years

Ibime:
Popizaino will be the worst coach of everyone on this section. Nigga knows nothing about defence or pressing duties. His teams will be losing 3-4 every game

He only wants the ball to be lobbed forward and all his players doing the "Hollywood pass"