₦airaland Forum

Our nxt president OBJ

Never let a bad day make you feel like
you have a bad life. Just because today
is painful doesn’t mean tomorrow won’t
be great. You just got to get there.
The best things usually happen when you
least expect it.So try to smile in the
mean time. And Have hope and not give up.
Not because life has been easy, perfect,
or exactly as you had anticipated, but
because you choose to be happy and
grateful for all the good things you
do have and all the problems you know
you don’t have.Good things are coming
down the road. The best days of your
Life are still ahead. Be Happy, Be
positive and Be Strong Hanty!
Gudnyt..

A girl visited her boyfriend. After
entering his room, the girl greeted and hugged him. After about 30
minutes, the girl unzipped her clothes, removes her clothes and she was left with only bra and
undies nearly naked. Then the
following discusions took place:
GIRL: darling pls make love to me.
BOY: No dear. I wont make love
to you pls.
GIRL: Am I not sexy enough? See.
I am half naked. Pls make love to me. I beg you.
BOY: Yeah u are sexy but pls put
on your clothes pls I dont want to have sex pls.
GIRL: (She removes her bra): darling pls na I beg you. Have sex with me.
BOY: No. Put on your clothes. I am in the mood but I wont make love to you.
GIRL: Why? Dont u love me?
BOY: yeah I love you so much. Pls I want to wait till our wedding night. Put on your clothes. Let us wait till our wedding night before we will
have sex. I love and respect your body. Then the girl puts on
her clothes back without any sex taking place...
DO SUCH MEN EXIST?
YES & NO .

Men of God shld keeptheir prophecies to themelves nd pray for a better nigeria

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
Was it not enough punishment and suffering in history that we were uprooted and made helpless slaves not only in new colonial outposts but also domestically.
We are not hungry... Why foist this food upon us? We don't want to be choked. We have enough.
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Our party must continue to strike fear in the heart of the white man, our real enemy!
We of Africa protest that, in this day and age, we should continue to be treated as lesser human beings than other races.
True, some land was bought by a few Cabinet Ministers. They bought the land. No minister, to my knowledge acquired land which was meant for resettlement.

GirL:BABE XMAS IS APPROACHING FAST
BOY: THANX BABY FOR REMINDING ME, CANT WAIT FOR IT.
GIRL: BUY ME A TABLET
BOY: REALLY! !!?
GirL: YeaH
BOY: PANADO OR ASPIRIN
GIRL: NO I MEANT A SAMSUNG. TABLET
BOY: MAYOO!!!! ITS JESUS'S BIRTHDAY NOT YOURS! !!!"

omanifrank:
SAY NO TO CULTISM....JUST IMAGING THIS YOUNG MAN...

According to a 9 jahub.com member Christian who posted this minutes ago wrote



#SayNoToCultism

Good english mr man

I dont know wat to
Men of God are nt meant to show their deeds in public
Chai last days men of God sef

GirL:BABE XMAS IS APPROACHING FAST
BOY: THANX BABY FOR REMINDING ME, CANT WAIT FOR IT.
GIRL: BUY ME A TABLET
BOY: REALLY! !!?
GirL: YeaH
BOY: PANADO OR ASPIRIN
GIRL: NO I MEANT A SAMSUNG. TABLET
BOY: MAYOO!!!! ITS JESUS'S BIRTHDAY NOT YOURS! !!!"

Lol

plaetton:
Stuuupid bullshit.

Useless pulpit charlatans.

I guess god forgot to give Buhari solutions to Nigeria's problems in 2016, or was it that Buhari's brain was blocked in 2016?

If god hasn't answered Nigerians prayers for prosperity since 1914, despite the megatons of prayer-power every single day, then only a colony of fools would still be looking to the sky for solutions to their basic problems of nation building.

God will deliver you from hopelessness

Amen oooo for me and ppl dat blv
Remember those that dont belive will be like those children of isreal that neva saw the promise land
Always breed positive tins nigerians I don tire for una sef

Mtchewwww

Propaganda photos cant get any real *ppl floods* I see few ppl *smh*for hyper bloggers

I danhote is using ppl for rituals but God will deliver uw from all evil

Chai gals ehnn

Someppl re just bad belle talkin abt poor ppl nd church hw does it correlate hw many times hv dey gone to motherless babies home mtchewww

The gal na mumu