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@Rokiatu

I tot I told u that I could smell my long dead great-great grand father from a distance !  

go and ask them oldies from years back on NL . . .

immediately I saw her 1st post I knew it was Welli . . .and she has done a poor job of encoding it, she needs more lessons  

@Almondjoy

your wahala too much . . . 

just tell us that u are a child of Abacha _{*a product of national looting} * and we will understand all this abasha you're trying to throw in the faces of so many nairalanders that have travelled by luxurious buses in the past and will still do soonest 

which one be levels ? that u havent been phocked before except in a plane or train like the chic wey somebody dey rub hin abunna against in a train ? 

your brothers have entered, but not u nor your sister ? do I sense gender discrimination here ? 

THAT REMINDS ME . . .HOW You DEY TAKE MOVE FROM LAGOS TO UNIBEN IN THOSE DAYS ?     

BOLEKAJA ?

[quote author=~Xerxes~ link=topic=16992.msg2338291#msg2338291 date=1212680912]This is just unfair. . . . Gaynners have been reduced to wimps. . . .
Most of em now resort to weak comments. . . . .The few ones with fire in their bellies have given up coming to spew their usual pukeries.
HNIC, Loyika, Banderas and Vieira have been forced to exile
Thanx Fergie for shutting these twerps up![/quote]puerile comments like these make reasonable gunners abstain from having discussions with blighted souls and minds

@GENTLEDOVE

nothing do u . . .u sabi say I still get free milk to get from u so i no fit fight u yet

am not called DR KIT for nothing . . . .

WELLI IS BEAUTEOUS !

THESE ARE THE LATEST POSTS OF BEAUTEOUS - - -https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/action-profile/u-209103/sa-showPosts/start-32

GO CHECK WITH WELLI'S POSTS AND SPOT THE DIFFERENCE . . .

whitelexi:
Life is good my brother, its hard to believe u never experienced that mid-night wonder sha

no mind me jare . . .I just dey try wind people small

how can u guys be so dim-witted not to have noticed that WELLI = BEAUTEOUS ?

check her profile and her posts . . . .

ok I give up . . .

it looks like more and more people than I ever tot had been a victim or beneficiary of this WONDERFUL EKENE DILI CHUKWU EXPERIENCE !  

@Whitelexi

howdy man ?

ssup ?

sheniqua:
I hate that analogy
blasphemy!

was wondering meself why she had to spew that

sheniqua:
apparently it's not as rare as we think.
The thread is half a page long and already 4 examples have been given.

yeah rite . .

even the most baseless topic here make the longest pages, so dont go there

topic mis-management

sincerely this topic is outrageously ridiculous  

how many times in a 100 does it happen ?  

lets get real . . . LUXURIOUS BUS LOVE INDEED !  

WHY NOT OKADA LOVE EXPERIENCE ESPECIALLY WHEN THE MAN AND WOMAN MUST KNACK YANSH TOGETHER    

same old boring shyte all around

yeah rite . . .

timx:
funkybaby

im online now lets try and communicate through messnger. plss,

I thought u was a grown man . . .why u dey cry yourself a river   

_{ur request granted . . .}

. . .and how is that ur effing bizness whats with me and Gamine ?

wahala go dey if Ade should leave o . . .

not that I believe this story tho . . .

what JM has joined together, let no Nairalander put assunder

gentledove:
@ Dr Kitaun,

Milk?  or still referring to the Nairaland Party right??  that was then.  i don born again o.  no free milk for guys again.

well . . .lets see for how long u will be born against

gentledove:
@ Vicjustice,

I had a nasty experience with Juju stuff and a guy. He was one of these big guys with the Western Part of Nigeria State Government. We became friends after my Youth Service and i decided to say hi to him one day in his three bedroom flat. i met some of his friends there and they told me they were actually heading for Court that i should stay for about an hour. i stayed while the six of them went to Court (he is a Barrister).

Because of my constant thirst for adventure, i moved to his kitchen and saw different drinks in his fridge. i proceeded to the Bedroom and saw some calabashes lined up on top of his wardrobe. i carried a chair and what i saw was something else.

1. calabash with black soap and cowries

2. calabash with money (N1000) and black soap

3. squirel's tail inside another calabash

4. tiira (that thing great ones tie together like a small book) and some cowries

5. black substance like 'agbo'

6. redish substance with horn tied with red cloth

i nearly fainted. i quickly replaced the chair and zoomed to the Kitchen. when i opened the fridge to drink cold water, i threw up. inside an Eva Bottle water was something that smelt like urine. i left the Fridge like that, and took my leave.

when we eventually saw the next day, he asked why i left without informing him, i said some things i can't even remember and apologised. he asked if we could become more than friends but i politely turned him down. i no get that kind liver to do stuffs like that with one Juju Man. Na God save me o

u could have got ur fingers burnt girl . . .and there wont be enuff milk for bobos to share

@Antidote

wetin happen to Jackal ?

why u dey consider other people join am ?

yeah rite . . .

the girl is for real indeed

e-pinch my e-nipples ?

or blow my real sacks ?

which one do u prefer ?

tell them d truth o . . . .

wetin u bin think say I see wey dey make me follow am up and down Nairaland ?

na the chesticles of course      

serubawon jawonlaya . . . .  

need I say more ?

ok . . . then

u win

_{for the night tho, cos I got to go and sleep haaaaaaaaaa . . .}

hunt me down indeed

in ur dreams ?