Garba another simpleton in Buhari's govt. I will not waste words on him

Have always been hearing about bed bugs not until my part one days in Fajuyi hall,OAU where I had my first bed bug infestation experience..

Deep in the night I got woken up by a sharp bite on my forearm,I sprang up like a pole vaulter on my bed in response to the assault on my skin,these blood sucking insects already laid a siege on me just like the way those Greek soldiers laid a siege on troy.Legions of bed bugs forming on a single file marching like soldiers returning from a conquest,at that moment I was just wishing I could melt like ice,I scampered for safety then I looked around my room on the floor were like 4 squatters whose bare backs were laced with these blood sucking creatures, I knew that night was my judgement night for all the sins have committed in this world,I began to wonder if these squatters had a lesioned cutaneous innervation despite these creatures with their maxillae deeply rooted in their backs they refused to wake up.

I couldn't take it,I woke a roommate up,I asked him if he had bed bugs scheming to overthrow him,he was affirmative in his reply,the whole room already became their territories. That night was the last time I ever slept in my room(in the night).

I changed my plans,I began to have abnormal sleep patterns,these sleep patterns caused me to start missing classes in my part one days,I started sleeping in lecture rooms at night.I was not even eating good food and I was not willing to let this parasites take the little nourishment flowing in my blood.

I left my room that night and when I returned in the morning,I did a total check on my bunk only to see eggs of these bugs in an uncountable form located in the crevices of the bunk I occupy,I wanted to take action,I reported the case at the porter's lodge,the Porter on duty was just laughing at me,he Infact trivialized the whole thing,he was like "I thought it was something very serious you brought to me".

I could write a book on this but this hellish experience is unforgettable and still very fresh....every fresher that gets allocated to block 2 room 4 in Fajuyi hall will face legion of bed bugs.

OAU students are stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea,if we protest,the school management will send us home if we don't the feast organized by these bugs goes on.

I just know that I cannot goto hell twice,my heart has become more hardened to things that could easily scare me in the past...am a survivor.

Save yourself the stress... Click the block button on her..... she seems confused, this is 2017, dont let her drag you into her confused state of mind.

At the end of it all,Tinubu will be the last man standing....all through the pages of history it has always been the usurper ending up their rebellion in ignominy.Tinubu is the only governor of the '99 set that has become the most relevant in Nigerian politics today,he didn't get to this position by being cowered by green horns in the game.Now that Buhari is fast losing it I want Tinubu to continue to remain silent about the crisis in APC.....SILENCE IS ONE OF THE MOST POTENT WEAPONS YOU CAN USE TO CONFUSE YOUR DETRACTORS..Lay low for now Tinubu,you will have the last laugh in the end cos Buhari will go back to Daura in 2019

This is good news!! This is to show that we in the south west don't condone people of questionable characters occupying electoral positions!!

Dumb Senators! He ought to have been impeached after he removed the subsidy on fuel in 2012!

Few months ago she{Iweala} said Nigeria has the largest economy in Africa and now Nigeria is in debt....the only hope i have is that this senseless tyrant called Jonathan will leave office via the ballot or via the bullet!

Threatening and persecuting the opposition that's what they know how to do best! Sambisa forest is there for you to raid and stop harassing the opposition!

Chiamaka01:

I can't.

ok dear

Chiamaka01:

Yeah. Same here. So, are you a jambite?

yeah dearie........whats ur fb address lemme add u up?

Chiamaka01: Name: Chiamaka
Course: Medicine & Surgery.
*observing*

congrats dear....we are gonna be coursemates soon am happy to meet a colleague

Did you know you wont make front page?

When Obj was president regardless of the fact that he still had tangible achievements the yorubas still criticised him but the same can not be said abt the Ijaws.A lot of Ijaws will die of high blood pressure when their clueless son paddles his canoe back to otuoke in 2015...GOODBYE JONATHAN YOU'VE BEEN AN HISTORICAL MISTAKE WE CAN ONLY HOPE FOR OUR UNBORN GENERATION TO PARDON US FOR MAKING YOU A PRESIDENT.

Jonathan thinks he's smart he forgot Obj is an institution in Nigeria,he was the person God used for him to become President,he's the same person God will also use to kick him back to otuoke...his visit whether scheduled or not is medicine after death,the only way i can help Jonathan in 2015 is to help him pack his bag and baggage back to otuoke...good people of Nigeria the end as come for Jonathan we owe our children and grand children plus the unborn generation a duty to vote him out of power in 2015,an end must come to cluelessness and an alarming rate of corruption in Nigeria...GOD BLESS NIGERIA HAPPY NEW YEAR.

An average Nigerian girl will chase anything that has money...give a monkey a ghana must go bag filled with cash you will see them climbing trees chasing after monkeys...i dont always believe in tips cos it will work for few of the sensible Nigerian girls

Another joke on nairaland this ought to have been moved to the joke section...If Jonathan thinks 2015 will be like 2011 where all the ndi igbos voted for him then he must be on a roller coaster having fun...no right thinking igbo man will vote for that simpleton again..

Utter nonsense and complete bunkum! JONATHAN SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO NIGERIANS FIRST FOR BEING DISHONEST,CORRUPT AND REMAINING IRREVERSIBLY CLUELESS...good ppl of Nigeria we ought to ask Jonathan what Al mustapha is doing in North Korea presently?

Jonathan is building another castle in air,its a sheer waste of time...he should rather focus on not losing the whole of south south to APC in 2015,the simpleton will never make a good decision well am not surprised cos when you surround yourself with Abati,Gulak,Omookri and Asari,people with zero electoral values you will keep making mistakes like Jonathan..Jonathan is a lesson to this generation and a mistake that must never be repeated.

For the sake of fair play and b4 some muslims commence a paroxysm and a verbal attack,think of what christians have been facing in northern Nigeria and other islamic nations in the world...meanwhile christians are yet to retaliate so they too should do the same...what goes around comes around!

Jonathan will win in 2015 inasmuch we have dumb electorates who dont care about the next generation,inasmuch we have groups like JUST that depend on the scraps falling from Jonathan's table,inasmuch some Nigerians will vote out of sentiments and repeat the mistake they made in 2011,inasmuch you believe in Mediocrity and a govt that has institutionalize corruption you can vote for Jonathan and wait for ur grandchildren to ask you why you voted for a Man that is ready to make Nigeria go bankrupt!

The PDP crisis just started Nigerians havent seen anything yet this is just the beginning.

Oh i never knew Ngige had other contestants those other contestants should invest their campaign funds in the oil and gas industry instead of using it to play baba ijebu!

To the eaglets that money given to them must be spent wisely and not invested on women am suspecting that eaglets goal keeper that guy go like toto die.

addictiv: Its said guys reason 4D, ladies reason 1D....guy man no fit pack bag with extra boxer's enta bus go find woman wey e neva sabi before.
..even if he does he must surely have back up...remember in uni during Valentine some girls traveled to see guys who they met online and some of dis guys did not show up leaving this girls stranded. ....most of them went home with totally different guys who they never knew from adam. Imagine if these guys were ritualists, serial killers or human traffickers...people just put thier lives in danger unnecessarily.

Btw....first commentor

addictiv: Its said guys reason 4D, ladies reason 1D....guy man no fit pack bag with extra boxer's enta bus go find woman wey e neva sabi before.
..even if he does he must surely have back up...remember in uni during Valentine some girls traveled to see guys who they met online and some of dis guys did not show up leaving this girls stranded. ....most of them went home with totally different guys who they never knew from adam. Imagine if these guys were ritualists, serial killers or human traffickers...people just put thier lives in danger unnecessarily.

Btw....first commentor

addictiv: Its said guys reason 4D, ladies reason 1D....guy man no fit pack bag with extra boxer's enta bus go find woman wey e neva sabi before.
..even if he does he must surely have back up...remember in uni during Valentine some girls traveled to see guys who they met online and some of dis guys did not show up leaving this girls stranded. ....most of them went home with totally different guys who they never knew from adam. Imagine if these guys were ritualists, serial killers or human traffickers...people just put thier lives in danger unnecessarily.

Btw....first commentor

you are a hell of a composer! You must be a graduate of the school of blunder of which Madam Patience is.

Whether dead or alive it dosent change the mammoth number of Nigerians he has killed owing to the failure of the govt to protect lives and properties.who knows Shekau might be reading this preparing for his next attack...God save us all

I will always pray for God to grant him the wisdom to resign honourably before it is too late.

The text message i find it very touching,its so unfortunate that the majority involved are the prospective young lads of this generation would have prefered ppl like ibb,bamanga tukur,ibori,bode george,alamieyesegha,tompolo,asari dokubo to have been on that ill fated plane that crashed...Nigeria would have been a better place by now.

Jonathan obviously has misplaced his priorities...we dont need a conference this is not what Nigeria needs at this crucial stage in our history.I was expecting Jonathan to make sense in his independence day broadcast but obviously it is easier to search for a pin at the bottom of an ocean than to expect Jonathan to make sense.

I want Jonathan to contest because its obvious with the way things are going in Nigeria,Jonathan is gonna be disgraced electorally...no amount of rigging carried out by his militants{Asari Dokubo and co} will save him from this disgrace...Nigerians are only patiently waiting for 2015 we are going to show him that we too we also dont give a damn.

See her teeth outside why wont she bring her 32 out so far its d-banj make one Alaba market boy try am na better slap she go sama am.

Support for Jonathan must be based on merit or meritocracy not on sentiments but i still dont understand why the ringing of the new york stock exchange bell should be considered an economic achievement if Jonathan dosent step up his game he will never win a free and fair election in 2015.

Am afraid a sentence might not be enough to describe this avaricious fat pig Asari that opens his gutter mouth only when he gets a credit alert from his boss Jonathan.The truth still remains that he's not fighting for the interest of the ijaw people but for his pocket...he is a mere militant destined to occupy the trash can of political history in Nigeria.