DrSage:

Still on this bosses. I'll be done with UNI by December.
Would I still need to start from Foundation or Intermediate as against February diet

DrSage:
Good day Fam. I intend starting CIPM from the scratch February 2020(Foundation)
What's the exam format like(Multiple choice, German, Theory or combined)
How can I get study packs from folks who have written before, in order to avoid blowing that 4000 for study packs?
Please is there a group on WhatsApp that I can join?
Thanks in anticipation

fattbabakay:
Hey hey, my people,

I was meant to create this thread on XMAS day but one devilish sore throat held me hostage and demanded ransom. But as a child of God, I escaped!

Now, subsequent to my previous post on this thread as regards my New Year giveaway

As I mentioned earlier, no matter the amount given to you, you'll finish spending it and if care is not taken, you'll still go back to that thread to seek help next year.

So in that stead, I have decided to help some set of people (interested ones) with what I do, Internet Marketing; With blogging and freelancing being the basics.

I will be creating blogs for 10 people (I'll help you with everything but content) and I'll also be creating Fiverr accounts for 10 people (You might have to google what that means in case you have no idea).

These are opportunities worth more than money and are bound to give you financial freedom in 2018 if you are really serious.

Now this is it...

I literally have zero time to spare for this, as I'm always preoccupied with a lot to do, but I just have to do it yunno . Therefore, I will be very selective in choosing who to help in this case. Heads up, I have zero tolerance for time wasters and lazy people.

Before I give the conditions, let me give you a brief of the two options for those who have little or no idea. So you can know if you can do it or not...

Blogging: This is one of those come-slow-come-big sort of internet hustles. You are not to expect a huge sum of income in few weeks or even more. But once it comes, it lasts for a long time. I'll give you some hints to make the best out of it. You cannot do this if you are busy, you cannot do this if you're lazy, you cannot do this if you have weak writing skills e.g if you don't know the difference between "am" and "I'm" (pun intended ) and you can not do this if you don't have passion for anything you can blog about e.g fashion, tech blablabla. I'm just trying to be realistic so we won't waste time. If you know you don't trust yourself with any of the aforementioned, it's likely you give up halfway, 80% of new bloggers do, I won't be surprised, but don't waste my time, we can always talk about some other hustles, but not this one.

Fiverr: This is freelancing. Basically offering some random skills online. This might make you sharp money within a month (luckily, not guaranteed) if you know your onions. However, you must have a digital skill(s) e.g content writing, graphics, animations, programming/web design, or online marketing. All the same, you can't do it if you are lazy or busy (and not ready to create enough time).

Generally: Internet hustles will not work for you if you are lazy, busy (unless you want to take it as a side-hustle, which doesn't apply in this case). It'll as well be hard if you have problem with light and internet (very important). Plus, you should have a laptop.

Now that we have discussed the general idea and cons of each offer. Here is how it's going to be...

Just drop a reply below stating the reason(s) why you won't waste my time if I consider you. Try to understand, I didn't say "tell me why I should consider you", cos I believe most of those who will comment on this thread would be worth considering one way or the other. But I don't want people that'll give up halfway, I want people that'll make money and give me Xmas gift in 2018 , and only a brilliant and stubborn hustler can do that.

Just drop a reason why I should be very sure you won't waste my time. It might be simple or comprehensive, as you like it.

Something like:

"Hi Fattkay, I'm into graphics design. I have been doing it for 6months now. I have time enough time..................... Attached below are samples of my graphics works.".

Avoid sympathetic reasons like "I'm broke, I need money". As that might be a good reason for me to consider you but doesn't mean you won't waste my time.

Sorry if I'm being too selfish by shouting the phrase "Don't Waste My Time" too many times It's not my fault, my 2017 catchphrase is "Life is hard enough, no time for time wasters" So don't blame me. By 2018, I'll change.

Thanks for your time. Suggestions are allowed.

NOTE: Every discussion concerning this subject should be on this thread ONLY. Please don't call me, na beg I dey beg you. No WhatsApp message, I might not see it. No Nairaland DM, the mail I used to register is dead and I buried it 2yrs ago. If you must reach me through another means apart from this thread (maybe if you don't have a Nairaland account), mail me, just add @gmail.com to Fattkay.

SWITCH: I forgot to ask how was your Xmas??

Nltaliban:
Op added charge it

To whom phone is given. Charging is expected nah


5. See your engineer or better still, visit your village shrine

youngguru23:

Can u mail me the document so I can help u out

rotimi9:
go to a cafe and register

DrSage:
Hello house, been trying to register since yesterday & Ive nt gone past the first step i.e UTME sign up bla bla, after inputing the necessary info like DOB, Phone numbers, passport, this is the message it keeps bringing

Strict Standards: Only variables should be passed by reference in /home/newlasu09/public_html/screening.lasu.edu.ng/screening/docs/examples/app/screen201718/signup_post_details.php on line 61
SuccessSorry, you have previously pre-registered
Click here to sign up
Click here to continue by logging in
Click here to go to the home page

finalboss:


don't you have google maps ?? really helps me a lot .

Laive:
When I looked at those screenshots, I knew JAMB wouldn't send messages that are both grammatically and structurally incorrect -- no punctuations. Too bad, JAMB's database may have been infiltrated, or perhaps it's a strategy by some CBT centres to defraud candidates. I just dey look.

chloe7:
no i'm not against the whatsapp group please, i'm only saying someone dropping a number here saying add me up personally isn't right when information is supposed to be for the whole thread, adding up someone personally defeats the purpose of the thread, I hope you understand now

ok miss.
I just checked out previous posts & I saw the fella to whom ur post was directed to.
Nonetheless,thanks for the words of encouragement in ur previous post & goodluck to ur sis

chloe7:
i'm an alumni of U.I I studied Law and may God grant you all your heart desires, this is exactly what I wanted to say why should someone add up privately when this is a public forum to help everyone, you can also divulge every information here there's nothing new or spectacular about the whole admission process trust me, during my own time I had no idea but I entered transport and went to ibadan to room 7 admission office and I was able to do what they told me, I asked questions from faculty office too and I sorted myself out by God's grace, we have to be careful of people coming to say add me add me we don't know who is who this is a faceless forum Nigeria is hard now but it will be well,
I'm following the thread silently and i'm going back to silent mode Lool, I have a cousin actually aspiring to go to u.i in the 2016/17 session that's actually why i've been following the thread. God bless you all always and don't worry the wait will soon be over that's how u.i is they make you wait for Africa.

Fembleez1:
Drsage, add me to the group, 08189811807

Sammy7566:
Pls add up o drsage...microbiology aspirant.08142692099

simi4me:
I think birkolf in Nikita is d best i have seen in a movie. D guy even created a software which can hack any government agency with just a tap of a button. Followed by the girl in Smallville, i have forgotten her name.

FuckTheMods:
just found out she scored 190 in jamb which simply means she aint eligible.
Anyhow add this one 08060423357.
Thanks

ayox1:
bros, gdevening oo. sincerely i no lyk wetin u dey do oo. abeg add this number 08107727843.

FuckTheMods:
just found out she scored 190 in jamb which simply means she aint eligible.
Anyhow add this one 08060423357.
Thanks

FuckTheM0ds:
DrSage where you dey? Abeg come add this my wife for the whatsapp group.. Thanks

centyboy:
pls add me to the group,its been a while have been pasting my number here...08142570085

Diasyluv:


Thanks dear but modify and write diasyluv...with Cc:NLjega at the end