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Cna't believe I left this thread open and seeing it again first thing tonight, wetin na?

God, I was warned not to start my day with dead body issues but I taught it'll be funny. This post has changed me to Dr Frown

I really feel for Studio, the guy must be cursing and swearing, no worry, try marry Ibo woman and u'll be Ibo by Marriage. My GrandMa is available.

Studio no worry, in ur next life, beg Baba God to make u Ibo

lol ask again and u'll get part 3

Studio CFR:
She must be IBO

She's definatly Yoruba, Ibo people are not that Tribalistic.

Studio, am sure u envy Ibo people and wish u were created Ibo. _{(Who doesn't want to be as smart as the Ibo man?)}

Lol, this is really funny.

@Studio, na wa for u o!, u are more tribalistic than my supposed mother-in-law.

The original version is funnier!


"The third replied: You see that cat there, na me give am belle"

LMAO, guy, i 4 bill u N2M if not for the second one.
Pay the N1M to my account:

261419634110
GTB Bank
Dokita Simili.


Am waiting for an alert,

**thinking aloud**
men! when i cash that moni ehhm i go 1st marry 3 more wives, then buy plenty yam for next planting season,

Who has seen my cock?,

Modified for Naija

A psychiatrist is conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their kids. “You all have obsessions,” he observes.
To the first mother, he says: “You’re obsessed with eating - you’ve even named your daughter Candy.”
He turns to the second mother and says: “Your obsession is money. It shows in your child’s name, Monica.”
He goes to the third mother and says: “Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows in your child’s name, Brandy.”
The fourth mother then quietly gets up and whispers to her boy: “Come on Dickson, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. Let’s pick cockson up from school and go home.”

Old Joke, been here b4. U just modified it,

The Poster - Senseless

Digital, don't tell me this was the letter u used to toast MizCutie, no wonder she's in love with u.

@Bashy, Yes o! my guy, u are not an Ingine, you are the exhaust,

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I think this poster miss his way or is either sleep walking. Next time now, he'll pee here before finishing off on his bed,

Na that No 3 funny pass,

This Joke would have been very funny if well composed, The original (Bala) is very funny. @Poster, it's not too late to enroll for adult education.

Honestly with the way u criticize people's jokes, I was expecting something better, I miss them saucekid and milla

not funny, the computer try sha

Yea, am as new as since 2006. Just changed ID and wanna be more active where my T, lies.

nice one

Studio, why do u always attack Ibo's and people's jokes?

Here'z my own refinery:

I used to visit one General Daughter like that but the Papa no Like me. The man don warn me say next time him see me near him house, him go shoot me. Since then, the daughter smuggles me in through her window.
One night after drinking with my friend, we decided to pay her a visit. As we jumped into the compound, the general was outside, Fear hold us. We come they tip toe naim i match leaf.
The general cocked him gun and shouts "Who goes there?"
I made "meeooww!!!"
The General replied "All these cats sef, anyway it's good for them to be coming so as to eat all the rats in this house"
My friend come hit something, the general shout again "Who Goes there?"
The mumu replied "Sorry Sir, na the 2nd cat o!"