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Autopsy by NnamdiN: 7:56am On Dec 09, 2010 |
Q. Doctor, before u performed d autopsy, did u check 4 a pulse? A. No Q. Did u check 4 blood pressure? A. No Q. Breathing? A. No Q. So it was possible that the patient was alive when u began the autopsy? A. No Q. How can u be so sure, Doctor? A. Because his brains was sitting in jar on my desk. Q. But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A. It is possible that he could have been alive practicing law somewhere. P.S. IF U DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY, UR REPLY AIN'T NEEDED ERE. THANKS |
Re: Autopsy by collinsoft(m): 8:38am On Dec 09, 2010 |
ask you self, what makes this funny. if u dont have what to say just shuuuuuuuuuuuuut up |
Re: Autopsy by lysaa(f): 9:02am On Dec 09, 2010 |
@poster U know every na. . See ya defence na tai-chi style already. |
Re: Autopsy by Migines(m): 9:08am On Dec 09, 2010 |
Dis is quite hilarious. . . . Buh u jst had 2 spoil it wit d warning |
Re: Autopsy by patwhizkid(f): 9:11am On Dec 09, 2010 |
I didn't laugh! |
Re: Autopsy by lysaa(f): 9:14am On Dec 09, 2010 |
Really? Did u cry? How are u today? |
Re: Autopsy by patwhizkid(f): 9:18am On Dec 09, 2010 |
I cried out of pity for the OP. Eh yah! I'm fine, thank yu. & yu? |
Re: Autopsy by lysaa(f): 9:25am On Dec 09, 2010 |
what a day! I'm all good. |
Re: Autopsy by DrSmile1: 9:38am On Dec 09, 2010 |
God, I was warned not to start my day with dead body issues but I taught it'll be funny. This post has changed me to Dr Frown |
Re: Autopsy by lysaa(f): 9:41am On Dec 09, 2010 |
The worst thing that can happen to any man is identity crisis. pele. |
Re: Autopsy by Nellyon(f): 10:28am On Dec 09, 2010 |
If you seriously dont see the joke here, there are two words for you, brain dead. |
Re: Autopsy by NnamdiN: 10:58am On Dec 09, 2010 |
collinsoft:I don't blame ya, I blame the anonymity of the internet and the freedom that comes with it, if u see me 4 real, u go call me brother, I dey beat small pikin oh lysaa:;Dwetin i dey defend comments from insane ppl like collinsoft oh gimme a break already Migines:10kx but the warning was 4 ppl like collinsoft patwhizkid:I don't remember asking u to patwhizkid: |
Re: Autopsy by lysaa(f): 11:16am On Dec 09, 2010 |
^^ ur warning was ur defence. |
Re: Autopsy by NnamdiN: 3:11pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
lol, Jeez!!! Lady lyassa hapu m aka biko.Nl is one of those things I'll never take personal.ya dig |
Re: Autopsy by lysaa(f): 3:59pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
I know, thats why i dey give u chance |
Re: Autopsy by NnamdiN: 4:06pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
Thank you very very much. I appreciate. |
Re: Autopsy by DrSmile1: 7:17pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
Cna't believe I left this thread open and seeing it again first thing tonight, wetin na? |
Re: Autopsy by lysaa(f): 10:29am On Dec 10, 2010 |
lil wonder ur post still records zero. . |
Re: Autopsy by Basildon1(m): 10:33am On Dec 10, 2010 |
Seen this b4 - Still funny as hell! But u should have made it clear that it was a lawyer asking the question as per d original joke. |
Re: Autopsy by Nobody: 11:30am On Dec 10, 2010 |
stale bia nwokem why the WARNING |
Re: Autopsy by NnamdiN: 9:37pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
Onye isi no vex abeg. lancaster: Basildon1:but it was obvious nw |
Re: Autopsy by tayoast(m): 10:36pm On Dec 10, 2010 |
stop recycling other pple's jokes LOUD HISS |
Re: Autopsy by EfemenaXY: 2:22pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
^^ but you harsh o! try cut the guy some slack now |
Re: Autopsy by segzicres(m): 4:10pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
stupidly dry words. i can't even call it a joke. |
Re: Autopsy by StudioCFR(m): 4:19pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Seconded |
Re: Autopsy by NnamdiN: 7:08pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
Vultures@ y'all h8tas(poster directly b4 me is d very bald type, brainless madafkers). Piss d fk off this thread if it doesn't appeal to y'all. For fk's sake u coulda done yaself a lotta gd by not replying @ all. |
Re: Autopsy by blacksta(m): 7:18pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
yawns - abeg no kill with me bore dom |
Re: Autopsy by StudioCFR(m): 6:47am On Dec 13, 2010 |
lol The guy don frustrate |
Re: Autopsy by Basildon1(m): 12:10pm On Dec 13, 2010 |
NnamdiN:Ok o. I'm just saying maybe that's why some people dont get the joke |
Re: Autopsy by tayoast(m): 7:50pm On Dec 13, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: u mean ur skirt is slack?? |
Re: Autopsy by vorosmartm(m): 5:28pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
Sounds original and booooooooooooooooooooring |
Re: Autopsy by Exponental(m): 7:41pm On Dec 14, 2010 |
NnamdiN: So, u actually knew it isnt funny |
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