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Ennyhorlar:
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT IN FUNAAB:
When you decided not to go for lectures & a
friend call you that the lecturer want to do an
impromptu test (na to take next
available bus to school) no bathing, no
creaming, no makeup
That Moment when you Decide to Join
everybody to Shout "Noooo" and then the
Lecturer Points at you and decides to make you
a scape goat.
when you attend a symposium & item7
finished at the chair roll before yours
when you have to walk with bear foot from JAO
to SUB to repair your spoilt slipper.
When you enter cab on getting to your bustop
you cannot find your money/wallet.
when you are caught bonding with a friend
during exams and an invigilator tells you to go
and sit down alone on the podium.
when you shunt Mancot and a Man O War waits
for when you about to enter the bus and pulls
you away.
When you wear your best cloth to school and
shoe to school, only to get to Motion ground,
fall down and
also spoil your shoe and everyone is saying
"Ehya".
When you go Early for the Only Class you for
the Day and they tell you the Lecturer isn't
going to be coming and you're coming from
Obantoko.
when you redo a particular e-exam 3times and
you are still invited for call back.
When you stand on queue for ATM inside
Funaab, for Like an hr, on getting to your turn,
it shows "temporarily unavailable".
When you want to do Fresher registration, after
queuing for hours and it gets to your turn, the
Exams and Record Unit Registrar says he is
done for the day.
When you Jump through the Window to enter
Shuttle and then the Glass Breaks.
like if any of this has ever happened to you, add
yours too.
Share with other Funaabites.

Lmao! Abt 3 of these av happened 2 me..dat of d ATM,dat of reg omo dat 1 pain me no be small especilly d fact I was being a gentleman n allowed a fyn babe 2 shunt.
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ayswags:
So sad it's mandatory.That feeling you get when u see students all lined up with polythene bags and you know that this bags are filled with nothing but smelly shits and toxic urines.LMAO,medicals is really gonna be fun

Lol..yea buh tz inside a tiny bottle u'd put it in,buh d funi tin z dat iz jux a droplet dey nid(d faeces n urine),dere u'd see supposedly "big babes" dey fill bottle 2 d brim wit SHIT!.buh errytn na hustle especially doin d x-rays.Infact every stage of reg na hustle in FUNAAB.#scratch dat everytin na hustle for FUNAAB(den u'd learn d luvly art of "shuntin"..#GRINS

vykta:
Like I did #Cries d Shame I felt... D Humiliation... Psychological Trauma... Pls Do it wif ur mates or dey go use u do FUNAAB lesson 4 freshers...

Lol...na wetin dem dey do na

ayswags:
Hey guys,is that stool and urine test compulsory?,I boycotted it during predegree reg.I actually find it gross and irritating

Answers needed please,

Yea it is,unless u wana go thru wit it in final year

johncasey1:
Funny pimples and thread. Thinking of giving out my room to a fresher till i resume in January #thinking.....

Bros I hail o..we no be freshers anymore yh? U don turn snr man..*grins

johncasey1:
Funny pimples and thread. Thinking of giving out my room to a fresher till i resume in January #thinking.....

Bros I hail o..we no be freshers anymore yh? U don turn snr man..*grins

Jasdine:
No 7 is far o.... Derez luv in sharing guys... make one of Una shift for am.... Any volunteer in d house?

Help me yarn 'em o..*grins

Jasdine:
JAMB has not confirmed my admission o.... Wetin I do dis pple naa.... @Jamzig, I dreamt abt u... Did u dream abt me?...@ Bimfo, u were on my mind all thru d nyt, just dat I dint see u in my dreams..., @Vykta, Finking abt u ryt abt now... @Ercross, Just going thru ur pix ova n ova again... @Mdee1, I fink I'm beginning to lyk u, is it a mutual feeling?

Omo see washing n setting

Jasdine:
Afternoon Everyone...

Afternoon babe

I rep july 22...08169599570..whatsapp

2mao tinz o..funaab make una no give me 2 much stress o

hmm...guys lyk ow long wild d screening take place per candidate,n I hope 8th is not too late..diz accommodation ish shuldn't bcom an hindrance o

Guys wars d difference btw testimonial n statement of result? n can 1 be used in respect of d other?...
Most we arrive on 6th..I mean is start wen d reg starts? n oh yea.hapi nu yr Nl's

pseudonomer: You're right!

Guex we shuld remove screening from our minds n await registration

Odunhana: My name must come out in the VC or na Lecturer's list. Even though i'm not gonna accept it.

U sure say u no go accept am? ;-)

Damex333: you want something resonable? Let me help you then. FUNAAB has resumed. Yes, lecturers are already in skul. But its doesnt concern me and you 4 now cos final year students are expected to write, defend and finish very thing concerning their project before jan 15, see, am sure we will be resuming before every other skuls(except private skul, uniilorin, and kwara state university).

Hmm...buh make dem @ least release screenin schedule

john casey: na u i wan chop

lwkmd

@Sanguine sir i think u av 2 go 2 jamb office,get a rejection form n send it 2 Tasued.Then u'd be able 2 see dat of FUNAAB on Jamb site..gud luck man

Heard dat a meeting iz being held @ d senate building 2day.We r likely 2 see d nxt session academic calender later 2day

Hyernu455: Itz #1000 in any Jamb office

Tnx man

Mawnin every1.Ow una take dey enjoy diz harmattan
Btw ow much iz d jamb e-facility card jux 2 be sure.tnx