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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 7:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
donsalvy:
those presumed nurses were pain in the bùtt. I'm guessing the alabata's bullurine is mandatory.
So sad it's mandatory.That feeling you get when u see students all lined up with polythene bags and you know that this bags are filled with nothing but smelly shits and toxic urines.LMAO,medicals is really gonna be fun grin grin grin grin

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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by DrTI(m): 8:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
vykta:
Like I did #Cries d Shame I felt... D Humiliation... Psychological Trauma... Pls Do it wif ur mates or dey go use u do FUNAAB lesson 4 freshers...

Lol...na wetin dem dey do na

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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 8:34pm On Nov 24, 2014
ayswags:
So sad it's mandatory.That feeling you get when u see students all lined up with polythene bags and you know that this bags are filled with nothing but smelly shits and toxic urines.LMAO,medicals is really gonna be fun grin grin grin grin
Den wen d Nurses sees u dey'll b like 'Common remove d Nylon... Is it not u dat shyte and piss?' And na u go open d shyte bottle wen dey wan collect d sample 4 analysis... Guy B Prepared Man... Its #TheExperience only no Don Moen here...

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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by DrTI(m): 8:38pm On Nov 24, 2014
ayswags:
So sad it's mandatory.That feeling you get when u see students all lined up with polythene bags and you know that this bags are filled with nothing but smelly shits and toxic urines.LMAO,medicals is really gonna be fun grin grin grin grin

Lol..yea buh tz inside a tiny bottle u'd put it in,buh d funi tin z dat iz jux a droplet dey nid(d faeces n urine),dere u'd see supposedly "big babes" dey fill bottle 2 d brim wit SHIT!.buh errytn na hustle especially doin d x-rays.Infact every stage of reg na hustle in FUNAAB.#scratch dat everytin na hustle for FUNAAB(den u'd learn d luvly art of "shuntin"..#GRINS
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 8:45pm On Nov 24, 2014
vykta:
Den wen d Nurses sees u dey'll b like 'Common remove d Nylon... Is it not u dat shyte and piss?' And na u go open d shyte bottle wen dey wan collect d sample 4 analysis... Guy B Prepared Man... Its #TheExperience only no Don Moen here...
Eew!!!Just the mere mention and I feel like puking.I wonder what will happen,when I come face-face with this quagmire in real life.LoL

Chai!!!funaab is wicked ooo grin grin grin grin

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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 9:05pm On Nov 24, 2014
DrTI:


Lol..yea buh tz inside a tiny bottle u'd put it in,buh d funi tin z dat iz jux a droplet dey nid(d faeces n urine),dere u'd see supposedly "big babes" dey fill bottle 2 d brim wit SHIT!.buh errytn na hustle especially doin d x-rays.Infact every stage of reg na hustle in FUNAAB.#scratch dat everytin na hustle for FUNAAB(den u'd learn d luvly art of "shuntin"..#GRINS
Lmao,at filling tube to the brim with stool.

*sacarstic*

So you mean this big babes also shit,With they way they walk around arrogantly,one would think no grey matter comes out from those fleshy backyard grin grin grin grin
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jamzig1(m): 9:12pm On Nov 24, 2014
So #poo is d topic now....@gibimade,vykta,mdee1,ERCROSS,nunushokoto,jasdine nd jelailah..report 4 duty
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jelailah(f): 9:14pm On Nov 24, 2014
Dis poo tlk gat me lmao. Jamzig abeg cm fb mk we tlk

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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 9:24pm On Nov 24, 2014
Jamzig1:
So #poo is d topic now....@gibimade,vykta,mdee1,ERCROSS,nunushokoto,jasdine nd jelailah..report 4 duty

What do U want me to say now... What I know is that, I dont know what is irritating about shīt and Urine..?? It came out from our body, so whats the big deal about it..

Thats Y I dint poke nose into it since morning..
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Patoskid(m): 9:28pm On Nov 24, 2014
Gibimade:


What do U want me to say now... What I know is that, I dont know what is irritating about shīt and Urine..?? It came out from our body, so whats the big deal about it..

Thats Y I dint poke nose into it since morning..
undecided
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 24, 2014
Patoskid:
undecided

What?? My mum is a Doctor.. I see worse everytime I go to her Work place..

So what undecided
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nunushokoto(m): 9:33pm On Nov 24, 2014
Copied from facebook.....


Wat are we expected to be doing in skul frm
30th to dec 15th wen we gonna be starting
orientation....
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 9:45pm On Nov 24, 2014
ayswags:
So sad it's mandatory.That feeling you get when u see students all lined up with polythene bags and you know that this bags are filled with nothing but smelly shits and toxic urines.LMAO,medicals is really gonna be fun grin grin grin grin
thank God it's departmental. Cuz predegree's wasn't funny.
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by blessingsax(m): 9:54pm On Nov 24, 2014
ayswags:
lol,I didn't even bother stressing myself on any medicals since I know I am never gonna use it.If at all I ever fall sick,it's either I treat myself or I just go back home.I can't stand those rude and mannerless nurses at the school clinic.I dashed inhurd the 5k for medicals.

Come to think of it even some of my friends who completed theirs were always asked to buy drugs with their own money whenever they visit the clinic for any slight illness.

So what's the essence of the medicals?
plz dnt try wht u just wrt bcoz u are playin wit ur Id card in wich u maynt wrt som test nd exam witout it plz I beg u do it nw b4 it wil afet ur studies
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 9:56pm On Nov 24, 2014
Nunushokoto:
Copied from facebook.....


Wat are we expected to be doing in skul frm
30th to dec 15th wen we gonna be starting
orientation....

We are expected to be playing football and partying around.LOL,what a question?
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 10:03pm On Nov 24, 2014
Jamzig1:
So #poo is d topic now....@gibimade,vykta,mdee1,ERCROSS,nunushokoto,jasdine nd jelailah..report 4 duty
What's d Duty? 2 Poo? #JustAsking
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 10:06pm On Nov 24, 2014
Jelailah:
Dis poo tlk gat me lmao. Jamzig abeg cm fb mk we tlk
I wi tell
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jamzig1(m): 10:07pm On Nov 24, 2014
Nunushokoto:
Copied from facebook.....


Wat are we expected to be doing in skul frm
30th to dec 15th wen we gonna be starting
orientation....

lol...see question oo...come nd wash my cloths everyday nah...u don forget ICT training? nd reg cant be completed in just a day
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jamzig1(m): 10:09pm On Nov 24, 2014
vykta:
What's d Duty? 2 Poo? #JustAsking
you can donate for those dat dnt wanna poo
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 10:25pm On Nov 24, 2014
blessingsax:
plz dnt try wht u just wrt bcoz u are playin wit ur Id card in wich u maynt wrt som test nd exam witout it plz I beg u do it nw b4 it wil afet ur studies
Lol,I already knew that not doing that sh*t has severe repercussions.That's why am trying to play by the rules here my man.Everyone knows that funaab is a school that takes trivial and minor issues like this way overboard.Who would wanna be the scape goat?Definately not me grin grin grin

Thanks for the words of advice though. wink wink
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 10:26pm On Nov 24, 2014
Jamzig1:
you can donate for those dat dnt wanna poo
don't u wanna Poo?...
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 10:27pm On Nov 24, 2014
Jamzig1:
you can donate for those dat dnt wanna poo
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jamzig1(m): 10:29pm On Nov 24, 2014
vykta:
don't u wanna Poo?...
wetin my y*nsh dey do wey e no go poo
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by hightee18(f): 10:29pm On Nov 24, 2014
:DNo p dear
Jamzig1:
really! thanx 4 d info
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 10:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
Jamzig1:
wetin my y*nsh dey do wey e no go poo
Pls tell me its a Rhetorical question!!! Cos I can't imagine d horrible answers right now
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Jamzig1(m): 10:34pm On Nov 24, 2014
vykta:
Pls tell me its a Rhetorical question!!! Cos I can't imagine d horrible answers right now
it isnt
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by vykta: 10:39pm On Nov 24, 2014
Jamzig1:
it isnt
Okay... I don't Knw d answer...
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by blexxin200(m): 11:16pm On Nov 24, 2014
guys please help,if u have two olevel result from different schools, do you need the certifictate and testimonal of both for registeration?
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by mikolo19: 11:22pm On Nov 24, 2014
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Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by phemmyjohnson: 11:48pm On Nov 24, 2014
ayswags:
Mr femi,Is that stool and urine test compulsory?Boycotted it during predegree reg,can I replicate that same feat here at alabata?LOL.

Cos I found the exercise so gross and irritating.

Yes it is necessary and not compulsory buh mandatory[Lol]...You berra prepare ur arss mehn for ur official stool for ur lovly skul!!! ...
If you miss the date for ur department and even refuse to show up on mop up days..
You will be directed to bring the following:

• A full pale pure black stool
•25litre gallon contained urine
• A refrigerated porridge stool
• A week old urine bottle
• Lastly, a fresh warm stool [ not later than 3hours excreted ]
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Nobody: 12:47am On Nov 25, 2014
phemmyjohnson:


Yes it is necessary and not compulsory buh mandatory[Lol]...You berra prepare ur arss mehn for ur official stool for ur lovly skul!!! ...
If you miss the date for ur department and even refuse to show up on mop up days..
You will be directed to bring the following:

• A full pale pure black stool
•25litre gallon contained urine
• A refrigerated porridge stool
• A week old urine bottle
• Lastly, a fresh warm stool [ not later than 3hours excreted ]

Pls baba whats the meaning of MOP
Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Mrkrown1: 5:24am On Nov 25, 2014
all this poo talk already oozing out of my fone lets change the topic plzz😷

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