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Keep Bombing Until “1 Dollar = 1 Naira” – A Love Letter
To Niger Delta Avengers By Churchill Okonkwo

I don’t normally write love letters to honorable men, but you guys, the Niger Delta Avengers, are a special breed. I don’t know how to put into words, the thank you you deserve by your patriotic gesture of safeguarding the Nigerian oil pipelines and wells without any contract. You guys have shown the Nigerian government a shortcut to economic development by pointing your explosives and other sophisticated weapons on Nigeria's oil pipelines. And you can see how delighted President Buhari is in Abuja knowing that his headache on how to tackle the economic downturn in the country will soon be over.
I am deeply in love with you guys, especially for speedily
helping President Buhari actualize his “promise” of making a dollar equal to a Naira. Our Hard currency Naira makes
some significant again against the American Dollar with each explosion-BOOM! As more oil pipelines are busted, the price of crude oil keeps recovering in the international market and our revenue from crude oil is soaring. When you are done with the pipelines in the creeks of Niger Delta, the Nigerian government will for sure urge you to expand your ‘BOOM! Services’ to oil installations inland.
Another good reason why I fell in love with your gallant
actions is that the power generation capacity of the country has been on the increase since you started ‘taking care’ of the oil pipelines. Small business owners have sold all their generators and the cost of doing business in Nigeria is now awesome. As a result, our economy has been attracting investment and we have the fastest growing GPD among failed States. Nigerians can now boost of close to 24 hours of power supply a day, thanks to your good job. Fashola has even gone on vacation as we plan to start selling excess power to neighboring countries next month.
With each explosion, Ken Saro-Wiwa’s heart will be delighted that at last, a group of selfless activists fighting for environmental justice is born. By bombing these pipelines, you are saving the environment from degradation of pollution from activities of oil exploration and exploitation.
Forget about the ‘mago-mago’ at Ogoniland the other day. As the crude oil leaks into the creeks and farmland of Niger Delta, fish production increases. Local farmers are also delighted as the oil spill into their farms and improves harvest. All these will guarantee employment and wealth for your impoverished people.
So, bravo Niger Delta Avengers! On behalf of Nigerians, I am encouraging you to keep doing the good work. Don’t mind the Jonathanians- those ungrateful APC members that have been stealing our resources. You lit series of fires, and smoke billowed into the night sky - the result of the
combination of explosives and ‘weed’. You watch the
pipelines began to take a new face, a beautiful new shape.
Smoke got into your lungs, caused you to cough, but it
delighted your innocent hearts.
You have learnt that the best way to keep the Nigerian
military away from your door mouth is by bombing oil
pipelines. By these bombings, you have instilled fear in the
Nigerian military and they have steered clear of the Niger Delta creeks. I heard your communities are singing your praises and challenging the Nigerian Army to attempt another Odi, so that you guys can show them ‘pepper’.
What better way to actualize resource control than by
blowing up the resources. Very soon, your boy Dickson will
reward you handsomely for helping him clear the arrears of wages of civil servants. Even Goodluck Ebele Jonathan will bounce back and contest for 2019 Presidential election at the back of your good work. Already, President Buhari is begging him to go to the creeks and talk to his “boys” before he will relinquish power.
I heard the Chief of Army Staff say that negotiation with you, ALMIGHTY Avengers is not an option. How dare him! After all the successes you have recorded in just few weeks, I am puzzled that the ineffective Nigerian Army has not deemed it fit to seek your services in clearing Sambasi Forest. Forget about the chicken Tompolo that went in exile. What is urgently needed now is a convergence in interest of like minds. Consider recruiting and training OPC, IPOB and MOSSOB. You guys should team up and help salvage Nigeria by looking for additional targets to destroy.
You should for instance, help IPOB target the oil wells in Imo and Abia States so that their 13% revenue derivation
accruing to the States will increase. Since these two States have been paying their workers’ salaries regularly, they will use the additional revenue to start free meal program for IPOB members as a way of keeping them out of our streets. Do this to gladden my heart my love.
What else will be the target for IPOB? Eh-e-m, eh-e-m, the Niger Bridge. Yes, destroying the Niger Bridge will help Southeastern especially the traders at Onitsha and Aba speedily bring in their goods from Lagos by walking across River Niger. They are the Jews of Nigeria and like Jesus Christ should easily walk across the sea. Oh, sorry I forgot to add, bombing the bridge will finally cut them off from the zoo and sovereign State of Biafra will be actualized much quicker.
Did I hear Gani Adams say that he can’t continue to fight for the Yorubas? No Gani, you must fight for the Yorubas. The OPC should lay claim to the Ports in Lagos. They should demand 70% of all the revenues accruing from import duties. If the government fails to comply, they should start bombing ships as a way to drive up revenues. The more ships they bomb, the more Nigerians will bring in consignments and our revenue will also soar.
I will take a bow at this point, as a mark of final salute to
you, our gallant militants that are doing everything to save
Nigeria from destruction. I will pass your message to the
Nigerian masses who are excited about how you guys are
succeeding in lifting the entire nation out of poverty. The
Jonathanians can keep complaining on how you guys are
sabotaging Buhari’s government. The APC members don’t
give a damn!
BOOM! BOOM!! BOOM!!! It's the tip of the iceberg. I heard that the big one – surface-to-Air missile is next. Please don’t turn the coffee maker off; we all need you guys to salvage the Nigerian economy as quickly as possible. So, thank You Niger Delta Avengers, keep bombing until “1 Dollar = 1 Naira”.
Feel free to get in touch with me if you need to contact IPO and MOSSOB. I remain their undisputed, unofficial but paid advocate and spokesperson.
With love and support,
Akirika
You can email Churchill at Churchill.okonkwo@gmail.com or
follow him on Twitter @churchillnnobi.

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stanech:
RIP Nigeria 1914 - 2016

Where is your Father?

Rx350:
It's either you're a Zombie or the person holding your pad cannot play well

Why are you so pained?

jojothaiv:
Pained...
Timi Dakolo refused to perform at Ogoni clean up launching...
That's the news...
Ramadan Kareem...

You haven't answered my question..why are you so pained?

jojothaiv:
No be small thing....
So some of una still call people wailers, hailers or inhalers...
Well, una matter no be here again...

Why are you so Pained?

Copied!..
So.... You ask, Why can't he treat it here? Aren't there Nigerian doctors who can treat him?
But you forget 2 Nigerian doctors treated him already and made the recommendation to seek further evaluation
themselves.
Again you ask: Why travel abroad after budgeting almost
N4bn for state house clinic?But you forget "budgeted" isn't same as "spent". So please,find out if the money budgeted has been released and spent before making that claim.
Still, you ask; Is it not just an ordinary ear infection?
But you forget that MENIERE DISEASE is not just your
everyday ear infection. Read up on it. Google is your friend.
Finally, you ask; Why did he choose to cancel local trips but decided to go on this one?
But let me ask you too.Is it your vacation?
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Wailing wailers,oya food don done ooooo

Copied!..
So.... You ask, Why can't he treat it here? Aren't there Nigerian doctors who can treat him?
But you forget 2 Nigerian doctors treated him already and made the recommendation to seek further evaluation
themselves.
Again you ask: Why travel abroad after budgeting almost
N4bn for state house clinic?But you forget "budgeted" isn't same as "spent". So please,find out if the money budgeted has been released and spent before making that claim.
Still, you ask; Is it not just an ordinary ear infection?
But you forget that MENIERE DISEASE is not just your
everyday ear infection. Read up on it. Google is your friend.
Finally, you ask; Why did he choose to cancel local trips but decided to go on this one?
But let me ask you too.Is it your vacation?
https://completenewsng.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Buhari-In-suit.jpg
Wailing wailers,oya food don done ooooo

Copied!..
So.... You ask, Why can't he treat it here? Aren't there Nigerian doctors who can treat him?
But you forget 2 Nigerian doctors treated him already and made the recommendation to seek further evaluation
themselves.
Again you ask: Why travel abroad after budgeting almost
N4bn for state house clinic?But you forget "budgeted" isn't same as "spent". So please,find out if the money budgeted has been released and spent before making that claim.
Still, you ask; Is it not just an ordinary ear infection?
But you forget that MENIERE DISEASE is not just your
everyday ear infection. Read up on it. Google is your friend.
Finally, you ask; Why did he choose to cancel local trips but decided to go on this one?
But let me ask you too.Is it your vacation?
https://completenewsng.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Buhari-In-suit.jpg
Wailing wailers,oya food don done ooooo

Copied!..
So.... You ask, Why can't he treat it here? Aren't there Nigerian doctors who can treat him?
But you forget 2 Nigerian doctors treated him already and made the recommendation to seek further evaluation
themselves.
Again you ask: Why travel abroad after budgeting almost
N4bn for state house clinic?But you forget "budgeted" isn't same as "spent". So please,find out if the money budgeted has been released and spent before making that claim.
Still, you ask; Is it not just an ordinary ear infection?
But you forget that MENIERE DISEASE is not just your
everyday ear infection. Read up on it. Google is your friend.
Finally, you ask; Why did he choose to cancel local trips but decided to go on this one?
But let me ask you too.Is it your vacation?
https://completenewsng.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Buhari-In-suit.jpg
Wailing wailers,oya food don done ooooo

Copied!..
So.... You ask, Why can't he treat it here? Aren't there Nigerian doctors who can treat him?
But you forget 2 Nigerian doctors treated him already and made the recommendation to seek further evaluation
themselves.
Again you ask: Why travel abroad after budgeting almost
N4bn for state house clinic?But you forget "budgeted" isn't same as "spent". So please,find out if the money budgeted has been released and spent before making that claim.
Still, you ask; Is it not just an ordinary ear infection?
But you forget that MENIERE DISEASE is not just your
everyday ear infection. Read up on it. Google is your friend.
Finally, you ask; Why did he choose to cancel local trips but decided to go on this one?
But let me ask you too.Is it your vacation?
https://completenewsng.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Buhari-In-suit.jpg
Wailing wailers,oya food don done ooooo

Stevengold:
[email][/email]
If u like include corn, I don talk my own.

Wetin you talk?

Stevengold:
na u Sabi, talking about partial justice carried out, ur deviating from the subject matter, but note "he who cuts down a plantain, cuts the whole bunch" if na curuption em wan fight make em fight am wholly.

Na only plantain?....why didn't you add Banana?

Kaira333:
Na u sabi

Tell me now..abi you dey shy?

Kaira333:
Devil kwa? Na u sabi. Na demons de know person wey de stand with devil

But I am no demon...are you one too?

Kaira333:
lolxxxxx but I wasn't standing with any body nah

You were standing with the devil nah.

expee06:
You are clearly a faint hearted slowpoke, gerrara here!

You are the true definition of a simpleton cum Dimwit...go eat your dick.

Elliot2:
u see ur life, look at the mirror n see ur life! are we going to eat pmb's integrity? whether Wailers wail, or u praiser praise pmb, we all must be concerned abt de state of d nation, n not play partisanship. we Shld b concerned abt pmb's policies whether it would be positive or negative. cos finally na who only integrity epp?

Tell us what is wrong with your life.

gunther6:
Blah blah blah, I stand with Buhari ko, I sit with Osinbajo ni.... Sycophant!!!

Blah blah blah..Hypocrite

dondavinchi:
wat is d difference between PDP n APC

Buhari

expee06:
You are just being mouthy and clever by half, whatever happened to the maxim 'the best way to defend is to attack'?
Bring it on Son!

Stop acting like a coward,I dare you to throw the first shot if you aint scared of me.

Kaira333:
ok dear continue standing until u are still

I wish you the same.

obua:
nobody is asking for a miracle. We are only asking for a plan for both short and long terms on how the government plans to change Nigeria for the better. We are not evening seeing any plan. We are still seeing the ageold wastage of scarce resources to service civil servants and politicians

Open your eyes very wide,then look at it...make sure you do it slowly this time..enjoy

Stevengold:
16 years of corruption, no doubt. But the fight against the so called corruption is marred with irregularities as there seem to be segregation in justice carried out on corrupt personnel. The likes of Saraki, our amiable president is still silent abt him and his fraudulent acts.

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a step..cool down it will get to your turn if you are among them.

Bethelwealthy:
i saw malam selling a brain at Wuse Market, i didnt know it was ursssssss. Your BRAINLESSCELENCY

I saw a Dog eating a brain at a dump site,I didn't know it was yours.No brain goatt

excel101:
What is this guy saying? Out of topic. Ok, i understand, your drug is finished

So you are on drugs? Go beg jonathan or dasuki to give you your share from the looted fund. So that you can buy your drugs as soon as possible..

Achorise:
you forgot to mention the members of APC who were the brain behind PDP. some Nigerians are sentimental that they don't look @ issues critically.

I believe in PMB, but all the support they need if they had given it to GEJ , maybe it would had been different today, but they criticized his policies to a standstill, But they are building on some of his policies.

Until we come together as one ,we go no way.

Nope,I won't support him sharing our common wealth with Dasuki,Dieziani,Ffk,Metuh and the rest theives.
How much was your share from the looted fund?

phemierowl:
If PDP misruled and looted Nigeria for 16years, how come bubu is not running after Obasanjo who spent half of the said 16years? U need sense

You nEed sense and brain.

Wow!...whenever I remember what Pdp have done to Nigeria,I always thank God we now have Buhari and Apc at the center.May God continue to bless them and ensure they deliver their promises.

I voted for Buhari a fulani man, I can't remember voting for merlin or a miracle worker. So I never expected Merlin's magic or miracles to happen, I voted for change and not magic.16 years misrule can not be repaired in 1 year so Nigerians let's be patient.......
#IStandWithBuhari#
let the haters and Wailers continue wailing pdp 16 yrs of
looting and misrule they are looking for APC magician to fix it in a year. Yeye.
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