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seeing this girl.and i just want to throw up
see how this girl is ugly

who is kemi onuloyo

everybody is making up this one is making down
three different shades of powder on one face.
you need deliverance ma

if you leave me,yawa go dey
see gobe
wizzy yawa go dey oh

because he has 30 billion for the account
thats why

cristiano
best footballer in the world

only criminal know criminal
bros how u take know
if u too no dey do drugs

me dat can spell anything i have 43kobo on my account
father take my spelling skills and give me money
who spelling epp

freeze is an upcomong baby
who agrees with me

on behalf of me and the whole guys on nairaland.
i dedicate bobrisky to sango and amadioha
we dash dem girls
we dont want again

truth be told this is arrant nonsense
Dey wont catch d real people,dey wud be suffering innocent ones
After now dey will say its the leaders that are our problem
its not the leaders,its us

i am a plumber and im good in handling tools
its what i was trained to do

evans female version
she wan kidnap the money
you sef wan get tarty billion
owo nikan lo le se oh-in 9ice voice

second ko,fifth ni
when you eat too much ghanian jollof,this is what happens
you are the second most selling and your e.p top 10

putting emoji in armpit
shaving stick is just 50 naira
shave
i repeat sha

imade we are waiting for u to grow
and remind you of how your dad chooked everything under a skirt

notherners brought up to 30 private jets to a wedding
richest man from north
plenty rich alhajis from north
and they have displaced people

if a yoruba or igbo man rules Nigeria
we will be great again
enough of all the bullshits
we are tired

mtcheww
who you epp

i respect davido but i feel wizzy more
infact every nigerian feels wizzy more

wizkid is better than davido. period!
whos with me?
lemme comman be going before dem tarty billion gang comman kill me

wow her necklace is nice sha and the thing underneath it lemme comman be going

big ups to reeky baby
after now haters will say don jazzy is cheating his signees
nice one bro
like if u feel reekado is far better than korede bello

interviewer:can u have sex with bob risky for 50 million dollars. ME:if I dont do it,my mum will disown me.my.community will lynch me. if dey can sell Jesus for 30silber coins. why cant I do bobrisky

Linda ikeji should just marry don jazzy abeg. dem fit die

welcome to Nigeria where every one is a designer and every slim girl is a model.
mtcheww
lemme come and be going

:Pchai. banky w go hear am for bed. kung fu banging :Dchai. banky w go hear am for bed. kung fu banging

okay now im first to comment. dem dey share food abi money if I be ftc. mtchh. lemme comman be going

omo ire bi custard. you are not a bastard. He is not short,he is just down to earth

chaii. afrocandy part 2. lemme come and be going

Monday, 13 February 2017 Linda Ikeji at 2/13/2017 10:39:00 am Lady narrates how her grandmother who was pronounced dead came back to life MTV Base VJ, Kola took to her Instagram to share a photo of her grandmother whom she said was pronounced dead. She wrote; "While I was at church today I got really devastating news. My great grandmother on my father's side died this morning. She was believed to be between 105 to 115 years old. She had a long life, and although every moment of it may not have been the greatest, she never gave up hope. Hope in God, her family, and all that they could achieve. Ma ma, I love you so much and may your spirit rest in perfect peace. #KOlaKronicles #AskAboutMe#melaninpopping #RIP #myheart#iwillalwaysloveyou #HappySunday Few minutes later, she gave an update saying her grandmother started coughing while they were preparing her body for burial. She wrote; OMg guys, I don't know if this was a miracle or what, but as they were preparing my great grandmother for her burial today, she started coughing and woke up. Like I kid you not. She was pronoumced dead this morning around 8 or 9am, and now right before her burial this evening she pulled a Jesus on us, lol. This woman has always been a fighter and although she is well over 100 years old, she is still not ready to go and meet the good Lord. God thank you for granting us more time with her. Thank you all for your kind words. I'll let her know. #KOlaKronicles#AskAboutMe #melaninpopping#neverlettinggo #tooyoungtodie#HappySunday #Godisgood

UchaNwababa:
can she have a sex

she can have three sex self... Lol ode