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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 5:11pm On Mar 05, 2016
Hello,
Please, the guy in charge of the WhatsApp group should add this number: 0809*******.
Thank you, in advance.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 12:35pm On Jan 16, 2016
Unfortunately, i received the same email message smiley
Well, I have emailed them, and i'm just expecting a goddamn fix to this ridiculous move.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Would You Handle This Project? by Dsense(m): 10:49pm On Jan 15, 2016
This is a VERY simple task:
Spend as much time you can writing a SINGLE article (10-15 days), then copy the article a 9,999 times (Let that take 2-5 days). Submit the goddamn project and enjoy the cash.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 10:48pm On Jan 14, 2016
telldaddy:
Dsense, I was done since 3rd. didn't come into this forum while I wrote. didn't even remember the forum. [size=8pt][/size]

Apparently, lot of people started earlier than i did. I heard of that program very late. It took me 4 consecutive days to go through the materials (though being a Computer Science undergraduate did help a lot). So, i only spent 3 days writing the test. I'm sure that's what made it a little bit tough.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 10:43pm On Jan 14, 2016
miketayo:


congrats, wat happens after u complete it?


Well, i'm just anticipating the call for an interview.........
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 2:10pm On Jan 13, 2016
onyebig1:
pls i need help the code is seem correct but it is flaging error in list
def manipulate_data (data_type, data):
if data_type == "list":
return data.reverse()

plss is this wrong



You might want to share a snapshot of the error you receive, for better clarification!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 2:07pm On Jan 13, 2016
It was never was an easy task. I'm done with the Aptitude Test.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 12:06pm On Jan 09, 2016
babs01:
pls I'm in rural area no internet access can someone help me

Hello,
Enroute to the city, bump into any cafe, do the registration by filling out the form and submitting the documents, as well as taking the Plum Test. Instantly, you will be sent the link to the Home Study Curriculum, so study through it. Finally, sit do the online test after which you have received a link to it.
Mind you, you have gotten 5 days left smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 12:02pm On Jan 09, 2016
brisingr187:
i just applied for the andela 2016 spring fellowship. Please how do i get materials to study?

Hello,
You should have been sent a link to the Andela Home Study Curriculum's link, by now. Check the email address's inbox and/or spam you have provided during your registration.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela: IT Training And Job by Dsense(m): 11:01am On Jan 09, 2016
Hello fellows,

I applied for the Andela program. I'm literally done with the form submission and the Plum Test, i was sent the link to the Andela Curriculum link. However, i was informed that in a few weeks time, a link to the Aptitude Test would be sent to my email address. It's been two weeks and a few days now. Recently, Andela sent me an email message asking whether i had taken the test or not. The truth is that i am yet to receive any email containing any link to the Aptitude Test. I wrote them back that i'm yet to receive the link, but they claim that have sent it.
I have checked my spam and inbox, unfortunately, i just couldn't find anything as such.
I emailed them two nights ago, but they are yet to reply.

Please, do advise me on what to do.

Thank you guys.
Phones / MTN Internet Data Configuration For Android Tablet by Dsense(m): 2:25pm On Sep 05, 2014
Hello house,

I am facing difficulty in configuring my Asus PadFone tablet to use the MTN Internet Connection. Yes, of course, I already contacted the MTN Customer Care for the procedure, and as a result, a message was later sent to me, prescribing the steps (which didn't help at all).

Is there a way to configure the device for Internet Data without visiting the MTN office?!

Please do provide any help or suggestion.

Thanks in advance.....
Culture / Re: African American: Ask Me Anything....I Think...lol! by Dsense(m): 12:04am On Nov 09, 2012
Always stalking dudes.. grin
*Kails*:


Omggggg araboooy! cheesy
Where have u been?!

Its msdarkskin btw!
Politics / Re: Top Boko-Haram Commander Escapes From Custody - AIT by Dsense(m): 11:03pm On Nov 08, 2012
Such a hopeless country ....................
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iranian Jets Fire On US Drone by Dsense(m): 11:02pm On Nov 08, 2012
Craps.....I'm always correct about being so sure of the extremely and profusion of MORONS that Nigeria produces every second.
fergusen: The US needs teach Iran a lesson.

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Romance / Re: Look In The Mirror... by Dsense(m): 10:36pm On Nov 08, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
marvelck: Look In The Mirror...aging in this part of the world is like a tug of war for most people. They dont like talking about it, how much more think about it. Some even get depressed as they age. And when I mean aging, I'm not talking about when you are getting towards 65 and above. I'm talking about when a man or woman is getting to 45 or 50, they tend to feel they are already old. Can you imagine? old at 45? that's even when most white folks rock the more. they feel more attractive and energetic when approaching 45 and above. But most of our ladies here tend to feel they are already old and less attractive to the opposite sex, when getting to that age. and whenever they see a young girl, some of them usually admire them while having flashes of their own youth. And we have those that are even ready to do anything to have their youth back, if its possible. and some women do cheat on their husbands with younger guys cos they see a younger version of their husbands in such young men or want to go through the same experience they had when they were newly married. still young, full of energy and zeal. They want to feel loved, chased and talked to like a young girl again. and some men do go after young young girls because of the same reason. Since their wives are no longer young and energetic like they were when they were courting and newly married (you know most women stop taking care of themeselves once they get married, start having babies and getting to 40 and above). they try to live that kind of experience again by chasing and having affairs with young young girls outside. they want to feel young again. chase girls and do those things they used to do while they were in school. And most people do what they can to feel or look young all the time. those that have the means go under the knife (do plastic surgeries), some use cream. while others use juju in order to look young. and there are those who live their youth or feel young again through younger people. by befriending or dating younger guys or ladies. They tend to see them as the mirror of their own youth...And aging is a psychological thing. A thing of the mind. And atimes aging has to do with what you believe in and how you live your life. Especially if you are a lady living a rough life ( having numerous partners, drinking, smoking and getting involved in other bad habits), you are bound to age quickly. Same with men too. but theirs is not that pronounced or visible like that of women. That's why its advisable for girls to mind how they live their lives, what they do and take into their bodies. Cos if they live anyhow, its going to tell on them later in life.
Programming / Re: Figure Out The Error Please (PHP And Mysql)!!! by Dsense(m): 3:18pm On Aug 24, 2012
pc guru: what's the error you get obviously we don't have the same table you have. why not throw an exception there and see what you get.

Thanks for the concern.
Acutally, no error is being displayed, but i expect the the balance to have increased or decreased in the database, and which is not happening. I guess the issue is more like a semantic error not syntactic.
Programming / Figure Out The Error Please (PHP And Mysql)!!! by Dsense(m): 2:29pm On Aug 24, 2012
This is a web application that is meant to conduct transaction after being connected to Database. But, it seems i still haven't positioned the BEGIN and COMMIT perfectly. Please drop your input if any!


if(isset($_POST['amount']))
{
if(isset($_POST['ADD']) && $number !=""wink
{
mysql_query("BEGIN"wink;
$query="UPDATE accounts SET balance='balance+amount' WHERE number='12345'";
mysql_query($query);
}
else
{
$query="UPDATE accounts SET balance='balance-amount' WHERE number='12345'";
mysql_query($query);
}

mysql_query("COMMIT"wink;
Romance / Re: Modern Day Relationships by Dsense(m): 2:02pm On Jul 13, 2012
Hey 190, why is your quote hidden?.....Did you say something wrong, CorkS*cker ? grin
Romance / Re: How to Make a Relationship Last...? by Dsense(m): 5:48pm On Jul 10, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin
slimyem: ....they are all dumb...and i'm not sorry to say that!
grin
slimyem: ....they are all dumb...and i'm not sorry to say that!
Programming / Re: Help!!!! How Do I Develop A User's Profile Using Php Mysql On Dreamweaver by Dsense(m): 5:19pm On Jul 10, 2012
Lakulos: Please i need help on how to develop a user's profile using dreamweaver with PHP MYSQL.I am very new in web development and so i am not writing any code to design the application but i am rather using dreamweaver
PC guru has said it all.
You can escape javascript at some points, but NOT PHP and "sometimes" MySQL......It's not very difficult and lengthy. At the same time, you might need to code for cgi to deal with form submission or you can simply use any free cgi code out there, but still you can not escape PHP.
Programming / Re: Help!!!! How Do I Develop A User's Profile Using Php Mysql On Dreamweaver by Dsense(m): 5:08pm On Jul 10, 2012
Lakulos: Please i need help on how to develop a user's profile using dreamweaver with PHP MYSQL.I am very new in web development and so i am not writing any code to design the application but i am rather using dreamweaver
PC guru has said it all.
You can escape javascript at some points, but NOT PHP and MySQL......It's not very difficult and lengthy.
Romance / Re: How to Make a Relationship Last...? by Dsense(m): 4:46pm On Jul 10, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
Whatever works for you and yours.
ON my kneel smiley)
Programming / Re: Creating A Website by Dsense(m): 4:39pm On Jul 10, 2012
doncigalo: @callydon First of all you need to walk before you can run. DO NOT, I repeat do not jump into HTML and CSS (these are the core languages that you need for designing web sites or web apps). Learn about the concept of wireframes or design concepts. What this entails is actually designing the website in a graphic editing tool such as Indesign or Fireworks and then once you're comfortable with your design you can start using HTML and CSS to start building . So in essence a wireframe is a blueprint which you use for designing and developing web sites/apps.

Another benefit of using wireframes is that you can show your clients as a proof of concept, and any changes that need to be made can easily be made before you even start the development phase.

Please do not make the mistake that most self styled Nigerian web/app designers make, which is jumping straight into the coding part without using a wireframe, it shows in their end product as they always produce low quality work.
I do not concur with you method. If newbie is to learn about web designing, the simplest and perfect start should be to learn XTMHL,CSS, then either PHP or Javascript. Thereafter he/she can then commence on learning how to implement Wireframe.
That's how i started and still on it, though i've gobe deep now.
Romance / Re: How to Make a Relationship Last...? by Dsense(m): 4:06pm On Jul 10, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin Whatever
davidylan:

harder does not mean better. I dont know any woman who wants to be bruised, battered and unable to walk the next day as a show of how "hard" you are. grin
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Romance / Re: How to Make a Relationship Last...? by Dsense(m): 4:04pm On Jul 10, 2012
Who told you Naija babes are after you bedmatic skills ?? . . . .That's the damn reasom why so many of you guys fail to level up with Naija babes . . . They only care about your BUCKS
bknight: Not harder. Skillfully.
;DWho told you Naija babes are after you skills on bed?? . . . .That's the damn reasom why so many of you guys fail to level up with Naija babes . . . They only care about your BUCKS
bknight: Not harder. Skillfully.

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