₦airaland Forum

^^Is this my only Efemenna?

rokiatu:
D sense behave yourself before I cut your nuts

I f you cut it now ,How do you expect me to live?
Ask Mrs China first,She can tell if to cut it or not

Mrs.Chima:
Did you washed your shitty drawers yet? Now beat it!
[size=3pt]Heey suga! How you be? [/size]

May you get pregnant tomorrow
You washed it already . . You forgot?
I'm fine my jewel . . . Hope my uncle is not jealous? . . . .Tell him we can always share the gift of God,And that when i have a girlF he can sneak in too

OP.
It does spice it up and does screw it up.

Op.
Some do and some don't.

OP.
You be Ogunfe.

Idowuogbo:
^lol u dey jealous my cowbell
ever standing lomo , i dey resist gravity hehehe
am great no hemp dis yr na

Na lie jor . . .G sidon, where is the gravity?
No worry 7th of June will unleach all your gravity . . . .
Hope you never forget oooo

Yeah Nigerian girls rock

People see ooo

Orikinla:
That's your problem.
Living in denial.

These are my fellow Nigerian men I have known for decades in all the major capital cities in Nigeria and from all the communities of the Nigerian society, those from the lower class, middle class and upper class, from the Ikoyi Club to the Motor Boat Club. So, this is an insider's report.

I no blame you . . .Ogunfe.

OP.
I disagree.

May your bosoms fall down
I'm fane jare . .  .How u  dey,Hope you dey top am well  well with that hemp

OP.
YOU ARE WELL AT ALL

^^Get innn Jareeeee

Mrs, Chima:
Mobinga, you are the prettiest babe of Nairaland! Can I have your autograph?

[size=30pt]Death [/size]

^^^Comrade in arms . . . . .I knew it right from time

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]All men cheat. It's their nature.[/color]

You can always turn to Lesbo
TROPICAL HEMPY JAMAICAN

^^Weed on track

Mrs.Chima:
Dsense cheated.

I know you like to see me cheating ,but i'm a man of God . . . . Men of God don't cheat.

OP.
I suspect you are so strapped/Broke that you pray the day should be shifted . , .If YOU ARE BROKE SHA ,You fit give your girl my number . . .I can play you role perfectly than you can ever envisage .
Kidding ooooo

OP.
I LIKE WIVES WHO DO CHEAT . . . .  .PLs keep cheating dear   . . . . I wish to marry a cheater . .Mehnnn na faaji for me ooo, would just make sure she doesn't bear me any child.

[size=20pt]Yahoo or Google,
When did police release you,I heard you where trying to cross 5 kilo of weed across Oshodi bridge before you were caught By Nigeria CIA.   [/size]

^^^Rude human being

rokiatu:
His name is Hrithik Roshan.

Whao how come you have crush on me . . .That's my name sweetie you just mentioned there.

OP.
The witch above me

OP.
That's Nigerian girls for you ooo . . . . .she can sell your prick if you don't takia to buy BB . . .Just let it go . . . . Best solution is to join Gay community . . . . Niaja babes suck