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^^^The worst alien on the planet

^^now you are talking.
Threads like these are aimed to get on your nerves till you go against the rule and get banned.
But i'm happy you have gotten the trick now.

^^I can recognize your type!
Now they will shout at you and your body will begin shaking like a Vibrating phone!

What Mrs China?. . .

**Coughing**

ragdollz:
hey Dog-sense thunder grind that your finger that you used to type that!!!

You have just took on the wrong person! . . . . .Go and find your level

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=587153.msg7559721#msg7559721 date=1295397242][color=#0055bb]<<<<< 100 percent natural (skin, face, hair, body, personality & loving every bit of it) Some men are shallow but luckily a lot of them love natural beauties. I used to wear extensions but I have a lot of hair so I just wear it natural, curly or straight. You asked if we would stop the "extras" if our men asked? well I did, my ex and other guys I know made a good point that I look better with my own hair (and I agree, I think most girls do). I find that most men appreciate women who are natural and confident which goes to show [size=18pt]the average man with a clear head doesn't really care[/size] although they may have certain preferences/likes, but it's not everything to them.

No sir! Behave! Anwayz. . .How are you bro? Long time no talk sweetie.
[/color][/quote]Are you jealous or what?
Anyway i'm very fine and miss you loty loty. . . .How are you?
Tell me bout that dwarf guy you were fighting with inside the toilet last night!

^^Sick puppy

aminalib:
get out from here

Get in here

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=587681.msg7560147#msg7560147 date=1295407888][color=#0055bb]*IGNORES TOPIC QUESTION* 

lmfao @ Phate asking "who da heck is d-sense".[/color][/quote]Hve you finished smoking your weed?

**Yawning**

aminalib:
0 but GOD will provide

Scare of counting out?

Phate07:
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190, what i am is of no importance, its who i am that matters. My function is greater than my form.

**btw, who da heck is Dsense?**
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[size=20pt]Na God go hammer that your phathead [/size]

OP.
Still a virgin!
What's Gf anyway?

Can't figure out your point!
But i will say why girls prefer bad guys to  good once,Epesially Nigeria girls, so that they can rip him off . . .As you know that bad guys have no brain to think,So Nigerian girls use this advantage to possess his money and run away!

Op.
Tell her to start enjoing the ''Snake''

OP.
I will definately do what i sense suitable for my life.Even if it's against my parent's will . . . . . .It's my life ''BonJovi'' said it!

OP.
Try befriending a dog,I can get you one if you ddon't have any.It would definately reduce the pressure.

[quote author=Mrs. Siena link=topic=588415.msg7558661#msg7558661 date=1295382684]Oh I love love love love old skool love songs. The lyrics, very powerful, strong and expressive.

Here is a list of mine you can post yours.

Lionel Ritche & Diana Ross - Endless Love
Boris Gardiner - I wanna wake up with you
Stevie Wonder - I just called to say I love you
Whitney Houston - I will always love you
Atlantic - Secret Lovers
Lionel Ritche - The one

Will list more as soon as I put my LO to sleep [/quote]I have all this songs on my Lap.

Mine:
Bon JOVI - It's my life , Living on a prayer.
Sade adu - Baby father,Soldier of love,The moon and sky. on other . . . .
Pink Floyd: All his songs.
Kenny G ''The legend'' : All his songs.
Mark Knopfler : Sailing to Philadelphia , and others . . . .
Lionel Richie : Say it to me , and others . . . .
Micheal Bubble ; All his songs.
John Mayer : All his songs.
Lauryn Hill ;Doo wop (That thing), and others . . . .
And lot more and more . . . .Me love music.

OP,
You better start mastuurrbating

^^ Stupuepid guy

Thank God i'm a white guy!

omega25red:
what the heck is a spirit husband Naija and making droppings up sha

Pray you don't have a spiritual wife ooo .Else . . 

Orikinla:
Countless men have been doing so since Adam and Eve.

If you love and respect the future mother of your children, you should even do more to honour her.
[i]In fact, prostrate jo.[/i]

That's your problem!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=588046.msg7557485#msg7557485 date=1295370728]Yes, suga. You was so mean to me. You called me a witch and said you hated me.

Yeah, you know millions have beef with me and that interesting. I guess some used to being sugar fed huh?[/quote]I'm so sorry sweetie . . .I never knew you had been banned and now Mrs China . . .  . .You know i can never say stuffs to hurt your feelings . . .I'm sorry for everything i said to you,wasn't intentional

So stay away from Jerkoffs PLS!

OP.
I 'm with you!. . . .Kneeling down while proposing to a lady means notthing romantic to me,And i don't think i can do it.
Also there are many magic and romantic ways i can use proposing to a lady.
But i'm not saying there is nothing wrong with doing it ,But i just can't!

jamesean:
what is your problem now!, havent u loss someone dear to u b4??i should just move on like that? no replys?
pls nairaland i need a prerfect reply message, thanks you

I had once lost my 2 Ducks to the neighbor  . ,  

OP.
I have not been embarrased up till date . . .

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=588231.msg7557735#msg7557735 date=1295372992]Yes o lettin rip (fart) in front of two gorgeous French guys!! [/quote]You are bad

OP.
I think a spiritual husband is invloved!