₦airaland Forum

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Mygoldie:
desense where art thou sense?

Where you left it . . . .

Amina,
YOu haven't locked this thread?

OP
I haven't!

Night baby . , .

I ll Suprise her by intoducing my new girlfriend to her!

Efemena_xy:
come, you know that is no where near satisfying - u 'spose deduce by now say Efe dey very demanding

so, can I pls have:

1. a proper hug

2. real kisses? (and not a peck on the cheek)

3. whisper some sweet nothings into ma ear make I dream sweat dreams 'n have happy thoughts!!

Casting my sweetie the hottest night hugggsssssssss . . . .  . .Eating her lips like Omega ice cream . . . .Whispering in her ear . . . Cool dream bout me baby,see me in tha dream,Fly with me in da dream ,  . . .Hold my legs while i tour you around the paradise

Carolece:
^^
Please dont mistake me for your common village girls you meet in the bushes.

I've never been to the village!
I can recognize the face well . . .You the girl!

tanimz:
Shior, you know the meaning of "contemplate"? Bloody illiterate.

OLODO .  . . .I said i won't contemplate your offer . . . Think you need a tutorial!
I use words metaphorically sometimes ''the smart ones do understand it'' . . .Not your kind!

Oniranu . . , Olodo . . . Jobless human . . .Sociopath alien

tanimz:
Yes, I'm still here.

If you like stay there till next century . . .I won't CONTEMPLAte YOU . . .dizzy monkey

tanimz:
Tufia! God forbid bad thing!

Back to sender one million times!

Wicked thing!

Airheaded titi monkey

Yep . . .Kisses always

tanimz:
Tufia! God forbid bad thing!

Back to sender one million times!

Wicked thing!

Are you still there . . . . .

OP,
[size=30pt]Why is your head getting phat everyday . . .And no wisdom being sent into it [/size]

The mother of your children

OP,
i'M IN . . . . .

Efemena_xy:
^^ awww baby come here

have this:

'n good night!!

Thanks sweetie . . .I'm off to bed

tanimz:
Hia! Wetin be this?

Go and hug the Transformer

Aloy+Emeka:
Wtf what? Don't you know that corpses are valuable in Nigeria now. A corpse of a fat man sells for about N25k while that of a fat woman will sell about N50k. Slim corpses sell for less sha.

Is that what you do for living?
Bad guy . , . .Where do you get all these craps from

Crying '''having a horrific night''

@MzD
Tell your man to start behaving like a real man . . .

^^^You silly ashi
We know where we meet every night . . . .Don't put on underwears next time o o o o o

Nemesis don catch you

Who told you that?

Yep!. . .I do . . .Wide ones . . . .''Cause i fly like a G6''!

Stop Hating . . . . .I ll stop chatting you up for a while!
Till you regard me as your Elder bros in Islam!

Okay . . Then you will need to meet me ''D-sense'' . . .Cooler guy outside the network . . .But i demand for sucking bosoms every night. . You mind!

@Efe sweetie . .Why i go dey stab you for back . . , . You know i love you

tanimz:
I see. . .

You will feel my fluency when you get to know me berra and not before you halt this your imbecility!