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[color=deeppink]I miss the good old days when all women here on nairaland loved me!! and a couple of them inclusive of this poster slept with me\[/color]

SHE IS MA GIRL.

MrsEve:
Oh I am a beautiful monster now

Oh sweetie did i say that?
Ohh no i meant beautiful Master
Ur pal is here ''furrry azz''Let me excuse u dear.

Ma voice is bad

Cork:Mr:
When Is It Okay for a Man to Cry? | The Art of Manliness



It takes courage cry as a man. Well, for example, 190 cried for almost one year simply becoz he couldnt get visa for London, but

eventualy he did. Another good frined of mine also once cried for 3 month simply becoz his mrs refused to giv him punny. Society says, "Be a man.

Don't cry. Show nothing. Keep it all on the inside.", Do you agree or disagree?

Who taught u how to open thread

annawhite:
i can decode that language, u said u loff her
that is
im out of your life u can have him
i believed the lady,what did u do to her last nite
im out of your life

Baby u want me dead ? c'mon sure u don't want that.like i said to her ''i luff u''' different from ''i love u'' ok?
Pls don't let her to have me ,she's a monster ''Beautiful Monster'' too hot for ur baby .she's just gonna bury me alive.
If u try leaving ma life i ll tell d Gateman to lock d gate ''No going out''U re mine baby nd i'm urs.

kokoye:
Ctrl + Z

Kokoye,
Stop troubling ma sweetie heart,What u want? puzzy? finished.come back another day.

MrsEve:
Hmm mmm

Anna,

Your style might be just what he needs, but I am teaching him the other stuff not the romance stuff, I am leaving that for you to teach him, but he did something to me last night that I was shocked but I will keep it to myself,

Carry on yall, make romance happen!

I would be a dead dude if to pass ur test

annawhite:
bia this man get the hell out of my thread
if it were the olden days i bet u wouldnt score any ladyr u saying im cold in the art of loving
well you keep him after tutoring him,if im lucky i'll get somebody to train too
your style might be different from mine ;Du sure babe?

I'm very sure baby.examine ma heart nd find out .

MrsEve:
Dsense,

That aint what you said last night  

Master pls don't Bleep me up now.ok last night right? I said i luff u.lol

annawhite:
u gotta choose betwen me and Queenie,mrs eve
i hate playing the second fiddle

@mrs eve
acting like i dnt exist

Ohh Misconception.lol. Eve is just a master sweetie not more.
ASK HER.

This is so amazing

MrsEve:
You got love for me Koyoke? Hmmm (setting up a lie detector machine)

Lawd they still make cutlas Dsense?!!! (Fainted)

C'mon wake up sweetie.U neeed artifitial respiration

annawhite:
see wat im talkin abt
men becoming lionsweery u r always missin in action and weneva  we try to get along some lady wil pop out frm nowhere n BOOM! U wil b singin a dif tune.i mis d olden days LOLwe shud stop eyein our friend's boyfriend.LOL!

Oh yeah Hun,How much i love the old days ,old styles nd classic love.No body is popping out this time sweetie,They re all perished
I've gotten those olden tones back dear nd can't wait to breath it out to ur heart.

MrsEve:
I forwarded the message to her  

A nice walk on the beach under moonlight is romance and in fact couples should do that often.  A nice picnic on the sandy beach overlooking the ocean, that beautiful and romance.  

Pls do  

MrsEve:
If you say so Kokoye,

Who did dat to u sweetie?WHO
Where is ma Cutlas

MrsEve:
Awww baby!

What happened?  You okay now?  I was worried about you.  I was like where my baby at!  I am glad that you able to come online because I was gon fly to Nigeria and look for you.  All I had to follow the just got some azz scent  

I am sure Queeneve don't mind you chatting with Mrs Eve matter fact she even told me to look after you while she handle some business  

Yep.i'm fine now . . . Thanks.I was just invited to a boat party so d cake we ate kept charging ma health to the phamacy manytimes till i decided to be hospitalized .I'm great nd strong now sweetie.
I'm not in Nigeria but Cairo.
My regards to Queeneve when u see her .nd tell her that i ll never forget that night we spent together at d beach d other day

MrsEve:
Awww you making Master proud! That my baby!

Yeah. . . . lol. . . .thanks nd now i'm sure of u .But why skipping from Queeneve to Mrseve?

MrsEve:
I plead the fifth

U stop this
C'mon i'm just confused. . .right .Actually i was Hospitalized 2 days ago nd i've not been getting online so don't know if u did change ur name or not .Besides that i can feel i'm chatting with Queeneve nd not MrsEVE

No to everything said above.
But can say ''I'm in love''. When i feel i'm incomplete without her.

Can't get ur point.

MrsEve:
Dunno what you talking about

This is Queeneve . . . . .right?

MrsEve:
Heey Dsense (my fave student)

Hey sweetie ''Master''.Hope ur good.
what happened to ur name?

Cork-Mr:
Wasnt it Eve that made ADAM chop all the apples?

U no get sense.

Brownteeth:
The only things found in the brains of women are clothes, shoes, money and fashion. Are these what will be in their brains as they rule the world? The world will surely crumble in less than 6 months.

Don't say that dude,Things have changed completely,However lot of women have achieved nd still on it Back home ''Nigeria'' nd worldwide,while we had nd still having em moronic rulers ''Men''.So it's just like a coffe milk ''Milk nd Coffe'' in one cup.Think of it.I'm not supporting giving the entire power to the women but they deserve more than is given to them.
Let's forget bout Male Chauvinism stuffs .

I'm here to wipe off ur tears sweetie,By d way Who d hell that called u names nd when ? Just name the slowpoke and i ll deal with him.ok Dear?
Mind u sweetie i can call those old days back if u re really missing em.CAN MAKE IT ALL REAL

U re welcome sweetie.

OP,
According to what i understood from this story.That the couple got married on the phone nd none of them is ready to move down to the other part and be living together as Husband nd wife.
Firstly, it's not correct in islam nd might be traditionally to join couple together on phone,Infact this is totally wrong and not relevant in every way.However the Sheik who joined them together was also out of his senses .WHERE DID HE READ THAT IN THE hOLY QURAN.He has the full right to see the couple face to face nd sitt them together while their parents must also present exclusively.
Secondly.It's not right for Husband and wife to be living seperately more than 6 months in islam,But when taking a look at the situation in everywhere nowadays we ll see that things have changed completely . sometimes the Husband might be posted to a very distant state or country at work nd which is beyond his control or negotiating  ''I mean he just can't do anything to it'' ,So in such condition he can stay away from his wife more than 6 months ,but must try getting back to her as soon as possible.
  This is what islam teaches us on marriage.

annita19:
Hmm I have thought about it but it's just

what was d outcome dear?

U ppl re so correct.

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