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Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 7:33pm On May 05, 2011

Emhh emhh emm Rokiat,Rokiat,Rokiattt . . .BABE is derailing you thread embarassed

Romance › Re: Alarming Rate In The Number Of Unmarried Mothers In Morocco! by Dsense(m): 7:21pm On May 05, 2011

^^^Everybody runs out of the thread . . . . shocked

. . .OSAMA Bin Laden IS ALIVE AND RIGHT HERE IN THE THREAD shocked

How you dey grin

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 7:17pm On May 05, 2011

BABE!:
mschewwwww

**picks up another pack of condom and starts 6th rounds with CHIMA ***

!!

right said!!!

Mrs.Chima:
You are the one doesn't know poo about facebook. Talking about you couldn't see my picture and it was there all long you computer illiterate camel humper!
Don't act like I am the only one!

Was that painful huh

. . .Nuts Gargler grin

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 7:12pm On May 05, 2011

BABE!:
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=660791.msg8265994#msg8265994 date=1304618754]
**Going back home with tears on my cheek,but coinccidentally meat Chima (The famous Lesbo in the state) . .Hires her and set up the plan . . . .Chima grabs My Bootie and starts the task . . . .BABE grabs her Black label with ice and enjoying the natural view**
Nicely done!!
That's called DETOURNEMENT and by this you have infringed the law of the United State of D-sense . .you re here by convicted of this act and senteced to 100 night in my loggia with hard work

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 7:09pm On May 05, 2011

Mrs.Chima:
I hate the fact that you have to add your spouses or partners on the bleeping facebook account so it won't appear you doing some sneaky poo.

CHIMA ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE AWARE OF FAcebook.com? grin

. . . I doubt you have logged on there previously grin

Anyway don't be left out . .This is it . .WWW.FACEBOOKCHIMA.COM grin

rokiatu:
You and who?

You are on your own on this one.

SHe doesn't knows poo bout that site grin

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 7:05pm On May 05, 2011

**Going back home with tears on my cheek,but coinccidentally meat Chima (The famous Lesbo in the state) . .Hires her and set up the plan . . . .Chima grabs BABE's Bootie and starts the task . . . .Grabbing my Black label with ice and enjoying the natural view**

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 7:03pm On May 05, 2011

1one:
The fact that I can't get to know how many people check my profile, it really pisses me off.

Everybody knows that is tricky/crafty and not real . . . Mark wrote that code for advert purpose. cheesy

Another one is the alert you got about a most frequent friend visiting you wall . . Which is also a trick. grin

But that one is really annoying grin

rokiatu:
You just want my attention abi let me be.

you wish

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 6:59pm On May 05, 2011

BABE!:
***dodges the stones (matrix reloaded style)***

I ain't hiding behind no one!

**Picks D sense's stones, and stones him back with them upfront**

" CHOP STONE!"

**D-sense is crying**

***Crying and heading to Rokiat to rent her Koboko . . .But Rokiat demanded for sex and I just could not give her . . .On my way home . .Calling On Area-boys . . Let's go violate BABE*** angry

Romance › Re: Ok. So Why Do Guys Avoid Dark Skin Females? by Dsense(m): 6:54pm On May 05, 2011

OP.

Do guys avoid them? embarassed

Culture › Re: Pissing On The Road. by Dsense(m): 6:53pm On May 05, 2011

^^^You suck my dck undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help Me Out Pls! by Dsense(m): 6:52pm On May 05, 2011

jon007:
hi nairalanders i'm a todler on the site and i really want to make friend pls how do i add frnds cos the site is just 2 cool, funny and sweet like puxxy 8)

. , Yeah we do have colorful puzzies but tastless grin

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 6:50pm On May 05, 2011

BABE!:
**shoots D-sense*** Pishaun!

**Dodged the shot,Hides behind Rokiat's bootie grin

. . . . Brings out my Catapult . .Starts shelling BABE with stones***

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 6:42pm On May 05, 2011

BABE!:
what is this one on about now?

I said the real deal--asin "Gain to my personal life"!

Stalk guyz? Naaahhhh---Guyz stalk me!---I miss that too!

Don't twist it . .Just kidding yah grin

. . .Keep ~~stalking guys~~ get they guys stalking yah lipsrsealed

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]lol I barely go on there bro. but i know what you, MzGreat, Chima and Roki are talking about. lol.
I can attest to those examples!

LMAO @ "sugas" looool! [/color]

. .Yeah . .Lmao@sugas grin

Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by Dsense(m): 6:39pm On May 05, 2011

Mrs.Chima:
Oh well. Your fingers too gollum looking anyways.

Culture › Re: Pissing On The Road. by Dsense(m): 6:20pm On May 05, 2011

^^^

OP.

They aren't Jamo but typical Nigerians embarassed

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room III by Dsense(m): 6:17pm On May 05, 2011

21/25th of the urrent month.

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 6:16pm On May 05, 2011

BABE!:
FB is stu[i]pid[/i]---That was why I left--Nonsense joint!

I miss the entertainment though, but when it comes down to the real deal---it's dumb as 4uck!!!

You stalk guys on there tooo huh

Ehmm emhh Rokiat this is one of em . . . grin

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room III by Dsense(m): 6:14pm On May 05, 2011

What's happening that day . , Goldie? undecided

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room III by Dsense(m): 6:11pm On May 05, 2011

. . . .We trying to make peace here . .DUDES angry

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 6:09pm On May 05, 2011

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066FF]LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! you ladies (& D-Sense ) are SPOT ON! [/color]

. .You people really need to halt it grin

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 6:07pm On May 05, 2011

Honestly . .That's the fact . . .I have sometimes thought of closing down my account on FB . .But because i use it for for various stuffs like receiving updates on many things . .sport,entertainments,News and school stuffs right on my wall . .So i just had to keep it ON!!

Romance › Re: I Roll Up! by Dsense(m): 6:03pm On May 05, 2011

Mrs.Chima:
Dsense pulled over in his camel and hollered at me.

You wish?

. . .I was actually hollering at you dog that moment cheesy

OP.

Don't listen to all these fake girls lipsrsealed

. . . .When it happens to them you will see the reaction . .Definitely they pray for such moments everyday before leaving em houses grin

Romance › Re: Am I Not Enough For Her? by Dsense(m): 5:53pm On May 05, 2011

@Topic,

Masturbating is very Normal . . .She's addicted and there isn't anything to do about it.

Masturbating doesn't mean someone doesn't get gratified/satisfied sexually but an addiction.

Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by Dsense(m): 5:26pm On May 05, 2011

Rukkybaby.

So much piss me off on that site . . .Now i stopped accepting requests from unknown people.

1- The girlst posting their daily activities on there,What they ate in the morning,What they gonna take for lunch and Dinner and others would take a pichie of what they gonna wear and post it on FB . .Other would post the pic of their new items such wears and shoes on there for no reason (I assume it's for fame or something else) undecided

2- girls posting the pichie they took in a very rough,dirty and disgusting spot/places undecided

3- Girls and guys revealing their personal info (extremely too much) and do not care bout the consequences even when you alert them undecided

4- Girls breaking up with em guys on FB . . .WTF angry

. . .did The guy creat that site for these rubbish? undecided

5- Guys using that site for gathering donations and later loot the fund . . embarassed

. . Just too bad shocked

Romance › Re: Alarming Rate In The Number Of Unmarried Mothers In Morocco! by Dsense(m): 5:16pm On May 05, 2011

Oloshi

Romance › Re: Alarming Rate In The Number Of Unmarried Mothers In Morocco! by Dsense(m): 5:14pm On May 05, 2011

OP.

OHH BOY . . . Let's fly to MOROCCO then . . .Fresh coochie all the way grin

All women in Morocco widow,divorced,spinster, and others . . .HERE I COME kiss

Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by Dsense(m): 5:11pm On May 05, 2011

Mrs.Chima:
I got a ring that say Dsense, kiss my entire juicy arse and nuts too inscribed just for you.

Hope you enjoy it. I did it out of love.

WHT ABOUT COLLECTING THE RING AND TOSSING IT IN THE TRASH huh

Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by Dsense(m): 4:56pm On May 05, 2011

Mrs.Chima:
Oh is that what you been dreaming last night on how to get me with a ring? Aww. You are so sweet!

Yeah . . i'm gettin yah one inscribed on it ( Nuts Garler) . , .Hope you like it? kiss

Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room III by Dsense(m): 4:51pm On May 05, 2011

Iya,
Well if you say so . . But i'm so sure.

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