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I presume dat a saying...in wat language?

MisterLongman: In Eldee's voice "Is it your money"

Lolz..

A 19-year-old Abel recently promoted to SS3 in one of the secondary schools in Asaba, Delta State has allegedly put his mother in the family way after he had a carnal knowledge with her few months ago. Reports said that the boy, popularly called Ekenem, was said to have consulted a native doctor, who allegedly prepared a love charm for him to use on his mother and one of the matrons in the college where he is a boarding student.

Although sources said the act committed by the boy still remains a misery to those in the know, but the father of the boy, a Port Harcourt based businessman was said to have reported the matter to the police. DSP Celestina Kalu, police public relations officer in the state, who confirmed the report, disclosed that the boy has been arrested over threat to life and other related acts, adding that the police were still investigating the circumstances of the pregnancy.


As it were, it was reliably gathered that the husband of the woman has been away for some time outside his Port Harcourt operational base, saying that he was not in anyway responsible for the pregnancy upon interrogation.

But the victim, the suspect’s mother while speaking to journalists said, “I did not know how it all happened, but all I can say is that a young man who looked like my son suddenly found his way into my room at wee hours and I was speechless”, adding that the whole exercise had remained inexplicable.

Expectedly, when it was discovered that it was not the husband who was responsible for the pregnancy, the doctor who carried out the pregnancy test on her but did not want his name on the print said, “upon completion of the pregnancy test, the suspect confided in him of the love charm that was used on the mother”.

Speaking at the police headquarters to journalists, the suspect said, “I am deeply sorry for all that has happened, I did not mean to do this. I saw myself falling in love with her after the love charm prepared for me. I have to confess because I know by so doing, God will touch her mind and I know she will forgive me. I suddenly found that I was making love to mum when I thought the charm will not work, and upon the revelation I threatened to kill her and the matter was reported to the police”, he said.

Source: The Leadership

The 33-year-old popular star was spotted wearing an all-diamond pair of shoes valued at $2 million, (N350m) to host America’s Got Talent grand finale yesterday in New York. The diamond encrusted slip on shoes is worth $2.2million which explains why it is currently being reviewed by the Guinness Book of World Records as the Most Valuable Pair of Shoes in the world.

The Tom Ford shoes which has 14,000 full-cut round white diamonds set onto white gold, with a total carat weight of 340 carats was made by Jeweler Jason Arasheben. Talking to newsmen about the shoe, Arasheben said:

“I’m expecting a ‘wow’ factor for tonight. “Not very often do I get a request for the most expensive shoes in the world. When Nick approached me last year, he said he wanted to make history and be so over-the-top. He wanted to set a new standard in diamonds. ‘How can we make the most expensive pair of shoes in the world and make this finale special?’ he asked me.”
The jeweler made it known that it took 2,000 hours of work and close to a year to finally get the desired result. It took four months to collect and source for all of the diamonds used in creating the same size to make the shoes. The designer ruined seven pairs of shoes until finally he and his team successfully remade this particular pair of patent-leather Tom Fords to create flexibility.
We didn’t want him looking like Frankenstein when he walked. As secure as they might be, the precious stones could still fall off. “He’s not going to win a race or play basketball with these,” . “It’s still a piece of jewelry. As long as he’s not too overly aggressive in the shoes, everything should be all right”, Arasheben said.

It would be recalled that just recently, Nick Cannon confirmed that he and his wife, Mariah Carey are separating. Although Nick is said to be worth about $20million, his estranged wife, Mariah Carey is worth over $500million and once the divorce goes through, he might probably be worth more.

Mention: Then drop the source....
I didn't see any law enforcement agent or the said criminal in any of those pics.. Its photoshopped.
Hope you ain't hoping that dz poo would hit FP

Neva mind... Dude

Mention: I knew it was a false news anyway!!

Lolz....why would anyone post fake stuff... I hit front page several times with great post...am not wat u tink I am...niccur

Emyemyberry: maybe not,yours?

OK...sure its my...

etiosa79: [size=59pt] ONE NEW BASTARD[/size]

Wu ever u are addressing like dat....u should Neva try it in ur life again....why will u address sumone like dat ...silly sense dude...

Mention: Where's ya source?? I don't believe those pics

U dont need o believe.... No one is proving any point to u..

Emyemyberry: Na photoshop jare!

OK sir...na ur concern be dat

OkikiOluwa1: The raw-to-the-bish (rubbish).

Last Bullet
Waste of mb.
How could I be decieved to read this cartoon script?
Those girls just get brain fish for head!

Lolz

The valuables and money found inside one house alone is enough to feed every child in Africa for the rest of their life!!!

An estimated of about 27 more of houses like this are still in Mexico, not to mention the ones in other countries who are enriching themselves in the drug trade. 

These drug Lords have so much money, they make the Arab oil sheiks look like welfare recipients.

Their money can buy politicians, cops, judges, etc. Whatever they need they just throw down stacks of cash and it is theirs!
This is why the drug-trafficking problem is very difficult to fight.

A pair of twins born just one minute apart share everything in their life – a job, a car, a Facebook account and even their boyfriend. But even this bizarre level of closeness was not enough for Australians Anna and Lucy DeCinque, 28, who have spent a fortune on cosmetic surgery to eras any tiny differences between them that may remain.
They have had identical procedures including lip fillers, breast implants and fake eyebrows and eyelash – at a cost of an astonishing $240,800 (Australian dollars), or £130,000.

Lucy, left, and Anna, right, have spent thousands on relentlessly ensuring they stay exactly the same
Anna, left, and Lucy, right, are pictured aged 17 at their school’s graduation ball. They even share the same bed.
The women, from Perth, Western Australia, spend every waking moment together – and every sleeping moment too, as they share a bed.
Anna and Lucy, who live at home with their mother, also share a boyfriend, which they believe is a perfect situation for a relationship. Though the two have had separate love interests before, they have always been brothers, or at least best friends.
Anna said: ‘We’re dating one boy at the moment. There are three people in our relationship. We’re sharing.’
Lucy added: ‘It’s not really weird to us. We have one boyfriend and all three of us share the same bed. For guys, in their hearts and dreams, they want two girlfriends.
‘We have the same taste in everything, so obviously we’re going to like the same boy too. We’re all together when we have sex, and if we like the same guy, so be it. Every date had to be a double date. It’s always double or nothing.’
From an early age Anna and Lucy were inseparable. The sisters went to the same nursery, primary and secondary schools, before enrolling on a beauty course at college together.
The sisters revealed that they were so close even their parents have struggled to tell them apart, especially their father Luigi, who died in 2010.
Twin sisters fork out £130,000 to look more similar

eleojo23: Nice development

Yeah

preciousjoz1: I saw it on DW somedays back...awesome development really amazing stuff! maybe we can borrow this knowledge to fight malaria too

Yeah... Will be nice

Imagine you are talking to a gorgeous woman. You're listening to what she is saying… watching how her lips move to shape certain words and how her features punctuate each sentence with a charming look.

Imagine you are getting distracted by the gestures that she makes… how she sits … and how she drinks her dry martini…

However, you can still keep talking to her fluently and coherently, without showing how much her looks actually intimidate you.

You are probably assuming that you know what she's saying from her WORDS. If you are, then you're mistaken.

A lot of guys seem to think that they can get what the opposite sex is trying to say from their WORDS. But truth is that only less than 20% of what women mean to say can actually be taken from their words.

The rest of what they mean to say has to be taken from female body language: (1) how they position themselves, (2) what their postures are like, and (3) how they "use" their bodies, in general.

So …if you want to control female opinions on those vital "gut levels" and learn how to look manly, sexy, and confident then you can do so with ease now, with what I am going to share with you next.

Rake's Rule #1. HAVE "OPEN" BODY LANGUAGE

Your body happens to work like a personal advertisement, so you can put it to use to get women to crave for you. However, if your advertisement turns her off, you could be in trouble. All you have to do is make your body send out active invitations to women that you are interested in. This means making yourself seem approachable and attractive at the same time.

Want to know how to do this? Simply use body language that is completely OPEN.

This kind of body language can make people look more confident, approachable and attractive by sending out clear messages that you have all of these traits – and all before even saying a word.

To get a better idea on this kind of body language, simply imagine what postures you would use whenever you feel sexy and happy. You might bring your shoulders back, make your head stand erect, and make your chin sit high up. You might avoid frowning or slumping – keep in mind that your face can look "open", too, by keeping the eyebrows up, the eyes wide, and a smile on your lips.

… the fact that women don't really care what you SAY. Women care more about how you ACT and LOOK.

To make your body look more "open", let your arms hang loose and make motions with your hands as you talk. Also, instead of fidgeting or fiddling, just relax. While standing, keep your legs apart a bit and put your weight on the entirety of your feet. Never cross your ankles, either, and keep your heels several inches apart. Make sure you always stand evenly and calmly and don't shift from one foot to the other or change your position too often.

As a side note, crossing your ankles is the body language equivalent of biting your lip. This will merely make you look fidgety and anxious so avoid doing it.

Rake's Rule #2. CHECK THE MIRROR

Do you ever wonder how other people see you?

It can be difficult to tell, even if you think you know your own body extremely well. As a matter of fact, the most that you can do to find out how others see you is by doing the following:

Ask some trusted friends for their honest opinions. Find out what kind of vibes you give across whenever you speak to people and ask them to be SPECIFIC. If they say you seem unapproachable or nervous, ask WHY they say that. Do you tap your feet a lot? Are you incapable of keeping eye contact? Get the full details.

Also, look at yourself in a mirror. Make sure you are socially engaged as you do this, otherwise this won't help. Make sure you watch how you talk and what gestures you make next time you are on the phone, for example. Whether you are talking to a potential date or a friend, it will definitely help.

Watch what you look like during your conversation. Do you have any unattractive or annoying habits? Maybe you obsessively play with your hair or constantly stand all slumped. Nothing beats self-observation to fix your image's kinks – remember that.

Rake's Rule #3. FEET SAY MORE THAN WORDS

It is easy to control how your face looks. With it, you are able to give out expressions that are completely different to what you really feel. Your face can help you give out convincing lies, smile for cameras and play poker. However, the farther you are from your face, the more difficult it will be to hide your overall body language.

This means that FEET can actually be the most trustworthy sexual attraction indicators in the entire body.

What's even better is that they are easy to analyze. In general, people use feet to point at the things they really want. So, if you think your conversation with somebody is going smoothly because they are smiling and laughing …

… only to realize upon looking down that their feet are facing away from you and towards the next exit … you will know you aren't wanted.

People use their feet the same way they use signposts: to point to things that they want. This rule can be used to your full advantage in any dating and social situation.

Want to find out if a woman is really having fun talking to you? Then take a quick look at her feet. Feet that are pointing towards you shows a distinct interest (most of all if she isn't moving around).

Conversely, if she has a foot or both pointing away or even fidgets around with ankles crossing one another, this would be a sign of uncertainty, or a need to leave right away.

Rake's Rule #4. IDENTIFY HER SEXUAL ATTRACTION SIGNALS.

If you want to learn whether she likes you, search for these signs:

Sign #1: She makes eye contact, smiles a bit and glances away right away. Repeatedly.

Sign #2: She lightly brushes her fingers across her collarbones and throat. This classic area happens to be for lovers only, which means that only lovers can touch those areas. So, if she touches herself there a lot, she is showing that she wants you to touch her there, too.

Sign #3: She slightly arches her back. This simple female body language means "Look at me. I want you!" Women use this particular posture whenever they want to look attractive because it particularly emphasizes on their best bits: the butt and the titties.

Sign #4: Anything that women do to draw more attention to their lips would be a sure 'come-hither' move. She may subtly apply some lip balm or obviously pout and finger her lips. Sipping on a drink repeatedly or applying lipstick and even smoking can draw attention to female lips.

Sign #5: She plays with her hair and repeatedly fluffs it whenever you talk (she is making herself more attractive for you).

The hope is they will Brazilian researchers in Rio de Janeiro have released thousands of mosquitoes infected with a bacteria that suppresses dengue fevermultiply, breed and become the majority of mosquitoes, thus reducing cases of the disease.

The initiative is part of a programme also taking place in Australia, Vietnam and Indonesia.
The intercellular bacteria, Wolbachia, being introduced cannot be transmitted to humans.

The programme started in 2012 says Luciano Moreira of the Brazilian research institute Fiocruz, who is leading the project in Brazil .

"Our teams performed weekly visits to the four neighbourhoods in Rio being targeted. Mosquitoes were analysed after collection in special traps.

"Transparency and proper information for the households is a priority. "

Ten thousands mosquitoes will be released each month for four months with the first release in Tubiacanga, in the north of Rio.

'Good' bacteria
The bacteria Wolbachia is found in 60% of insects. It acts like a vaccine for the mosquito which carries dengue, Aedes aegypti, stopping the dengue virus multiplying in its body.

Wolbachia also has an effect on reproduction. If a contaminated male fertilises the eggs of a female without the bacteria, these eggs do not turn into larvae.

If the male and female are contaminated or if only a female has the bacteria, all future generations of mosquito will carry Wolbachia.

As a result, Aedes mosquitoes with Wolbachia become predominant without researchers having to constantly release more contaminated insects.

In Australia this happened within 10 weeks on average.

The research on Wolbachia began at the University of Monash in Australia in 2008. The researchers allowed the mosquitoes to feed on their own arms for five years because of concerns at the time Wolbachia could infect humans and domestic animals.

Three more neighbourhoods will be targeted next, and large scale studies to evaluate the effect of the strategy are planned for 2016.

Dengue re-emerged in Brazil in 1981 after an absence of more than 20 years.

Over the next 30 years, seven million cases were reported.

Brazil leads the world in the number of dengue cases, with 3.2 million cases and 800 deaths reported in the 2009-2014 period

nnadychuks: no worry, make winch press u for night u go know weda na Jesus Christ or na Jesus u go shout

lolz

nnadychuks: the name of Jesus is the only special name, maybe the name messi is demonic

dont know...maybe nah

Lionel Messi's hometown of Rosario, Argentina, has banned people from naming their children "Messi."
local officials have passed a law barring residents from using the surname as the first name of their newborn sons and daughters.
A family who did just that for a newborn son prompted the law.
According to sources, Rosario residents are still permitted to name their children Maradona. Ronaldo is presumably still available, too.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS ?

temigracie: ...I am proud to be a woman....Proud to be a woman of virtue....

yeah u are suppose to be.....especially wen u are special woman and not like others.....virtue woman no dey dis our time sha

One of God's greatest creations is that of a woman.
She is an awesome example of radiance, magnificence
And stunning beauty.
She is your mother, grandmother, wife, sister, aunt or friend-
Always manifesting elegance and confidence that only she can convey.
The world would be an empty place of existence
Without the touch of a woman…
Who would mend your first broken heart?
Who would chase your fears away?
The world is a much better place
Because of a woman's true inner being…
One of courage, determination and that of pure grace.
Be thankful for all of the positive women in your life,
For somewhere along the way …
They prayed for you-
Stayed when others left you-
Comforted you-
Held on when no one else believed in you-
Took pride in you-
Never lied to you-
Respected and protected you-
Nurtured and never forsake you-
Who could not love, honor and respect
A person who would give their all to you?
Let us honor all women not just on this day, but every day-
For some woman, somewhere has loved, honored and respected you …
Why not thank Him for one of his greatest creations?
For if it were not in His divine plan and some woman's caring heart-
There would be no you or I,
So, why not thank God for women?
--- Copyright © 2001 Shauneille M. DeLaney

MizMyColi: Done @Dtito.

Tanks dear

MizMyColi:
Oh my!

So sorryy

Please indicate which and your email addy.

I to'ally forgot, again! .

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mistermahn: Many of we single people just never like to admit that we have problems and thats why we are single as for me i know why i am single and it is because I like to control every single thing that goes on in my life(and in other people's lives as well), I also hate dirt,which is big problem because i always go out with dirty girls, another reason is that i am narcissist and i adore myself i dont have a big ego i just belive that i can do certain things better than others.. ADD YOUR RESON FOR BEING SINGLE

Maybe its meant to be dat way....any like minded will connect to d flow.

Billions of souls have inhabited Earth, but there have only been about 500 original human templates to choose from throughout human history. These templates were both a reflection of inner and outer beauty. Many metaphysicians have denied the existence of these templates. A 62-year-old Montreal-based photographer has spent the last 12 years scouring the world for complete strangers who have alarmingly similar physical characteristics. The results, at least in part, support the contention that not only do these templates exist, but sometimes to such a degree that there are other human beings on the planet that look almost identical to others, despite no relation whatsoever.

The two gentleman above are an excellent example of two complete strangers that not only look like brothers, but twins, yet they are not related.

“I was inspired by 2 things,” said photographerFrancois Brunelle. “First I used to see look-alikes all over since a very long time. Second, my own likeness with TV character Mr Bean.”

I’ll let you be the judge of Brunelle’s resemblance to the British character.

The templates have been very helpful for us in our journey as human beings. In our early growth as a species we needed strong and sturdy templates to ensure survival, especially with our repeating patterns of war.

In the beginning of life these images are produced by the template itself, then pass to our primary parental contracts and on to us. The image changes only when we override the original template with our beliefs or our desires. Even so, it would only change so much and that was a restriction of the template itself. The highest image is stored as part of this template. Similar to DNA, our body looks at this image every time it re-creates itself.

In our world of over 7 billion, and regardless of race, ethnicity, sex or age, there is somebody who looks almost identical to you, although the chances are a fraction of 1 percent, they still exist. When looking at the following images, it is undeniable that the probability can become a reality.

Happi bufday Adaobi...enjoy

glitest: Can't think of any at the moment.

Okies

glitest: Hmm!...I haven't noticed.

Oh....owky cool...wat d funniest stuff u have seen for records..

glitest: I also do enjoy jokes.

U know most interesting and serious tinz starts funny...ave u try to notice?