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1)The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced
the same way when the last four letters are
removed.

2)Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine
nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3)Of all the words in the English language, the
word 'set' has the most definitions!

4)What is called a "French kiss" in the English
speaking world is known as an "English kiss"
in France.

5)"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6)"Rhythm" is the longest English word
without a vowel.

7)A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

9)You can't kill yourself by holding your
breath

10)There is a city called Rome on every
continent.

11)It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

12)Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

13)Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people

14)The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

15)One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

16)Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

17)Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

18)Women blink nearly twice as much as men

19)Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

20)Honey is the only food that does not spoil.

21)Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

22)Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

23)More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

24)Camels have three eyelids to protect
themselves from blowing sand.

25)Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

26)You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

27)Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

28)It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

29)The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

30)The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds

31)Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

32)A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

33)The average person laughs 10 times a day!

34)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
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Ladygunner: They Call it Pure and Applied chemistry......I call it Organic+ Inorganic +Physical + Analytical + Industrial Chemistry!

I'm in Elect Elect.. You are passa family.. We know it as pure and applied chem tho..

Ladygunner: iffa hear....u with who....we no gada dey kankan....my lautech beta pax bou five skuls wey ah dey syt for d top dia!....u bin fink xay to get b-tech na beans

you are in what dept ladygunner?

Yungwizzzy: Elect/Elect

If I hear!! That's my course and people don't underrate it apart 4rm u

feran14: no source. op where did you get this from??

Source: www.4icu.org/ng

Ladygunner: My own Darling Lautech at 23.......wha da fuq.....spare me!

I know that feel, I'm also a ladokite

jmoore: Ctrl c+ Ctrl v. Where is your source?

thoughtcatalog.com/kat-george/2013/12/20-reasons-why-being-short-is-the-best/

1. You will always be stupidly adorable.
2. If you’re like me, you will have tiny feet, and be able
to buy child sized sneakers, which are substantially
cheaper than adult sized sneakers.
3. When you’re playing sports, your opponent, the one
with the ball, won’t see you coming UNTIL IT’S TOO
FUCKING LATE.
4. In crowds you can slip into tiny nooks, meaning
you’ll always be able to tetris your way into a subway
seat or snake your way through a throng of people to
the front of a concert.
5. Everyone will think you’re 17 even when you’re 35.
Shortness = perpetual youth.
6. You can be lazy as Bleep because you can’t reach that
thing on the shelf up there, so someone else has to get
it.
7. If you’re a girl, there’s an overwhelming number of
men who are taller than you, and who doesn’t like
slotting perfectly into the nook of a good spoon?
(Blah, blah feminism, equality, yadda, yadda,
sometimes a girl just wants to be swaddled in the arms
of a big huge man, OK? And it’s easier if you’re small
to begin with).
8. If you’re a dude, you probably have a big dick. I’ve
known a few short guys in my time…
9. You can hide in a really small, innocuous space
where a normal human wouldn’t fit, and REALLY scare
someone when you jump out.
10. You can wear the tallest heels you want without
ever feeling “too tall”.
11. There will be lots of situations where tall people
have to bend over to not hit their head, but you’ll be
able to remain upright without bumping into anything.
Subsequently, you will be GREAT at limbo.
12. At standing room only events, tall people will
willingly let you go in front of them until eventually
every tall person has exhausted their generosity and
you get to the front, amongst your own kind.
13. Sale racks are always full of sample sized shit
which, I’ve learned, it doesn’t matter if you’re a bit
round, because you’re short the proportions will
generally work out pretty OK.
14. Looking up at people makes you look fragile and
totally not guilty.
15. People are always looking down at you, which is a
good angle for looking thin. Also you can put on a few
extra pounds on your bottom half and no one will be
the wiser cos all they can see from their taller vantage
point is your head, shoulders and chest.
16. You will become very fit as you learn to power
walk to keep up with the strolling pace of your tall
friends.
17. No one will ever think you’re weak or
uncoordinated for not being able to do a physical
thing, like climbing tall objects.
18. Children will think you’re one of them and give
you sparkly stickers and invite you to wear the extra
pair of butterfly wings while you finger paint.
19. You were probably in the front row of your class
photo in school. In the front you will NEVER BE
FORGOTTEN.
”Source: thoughtcatalog.com/kat-george/2013/12/20-reasons-
why-being-short-is-the-best/

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Technology, Minna Minna
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Technology, Akure Akure
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Science and Technology Port Harcourt
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University Katsina
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Makurdi Makurdi
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Science and Technology Enugu
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Yenagoa
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Petroleum Resources Effurun
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University Bauchi
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and Technology Abuja
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University Abuja
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Agriculture Umuahia
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Science and Technology Aliero
81 Oduduwa University Ile Ife
82 Novena University Ogume
83 University of Abuja Abuja
84 Imo State University Owerri
85 Obong University Obong Ntak
86 Usmanu Danfodio University Sokoto
87 Kano University of Science and
Technology Wudil
88 Federal University, Kashere Kashere
89 Crescent University Abeokuta
90 Salem University Lokoja
91 Abia State University Uturu
92 Elizade University Ilara-Mokin
93 Western Delta University Oghara
94 Cross River University of
Science & Technology Calabar ...
95 Federal University, Dutsin-Ma Dutsin-Ma
96 Wellspring University Benin City
97 Wesley University of Science
and Technology Ondo City
98 Adamawa State University Mubi
99 Gombe State University Gombe
100 Federal University, Wukari Wukari
101 Samuel Adegboyega
University Ogwa
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103 Federal University, Lafia Lafia
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I REP LAUTECH
Source: www.4icu.org/ng

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That'S true, an average price of a room in my school (lautech) is 50k and there are hostels like 115k also, each hostel has about 20rooms and there is one with 124 rooms at d price of 70k

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Mtchhwww, he's just remembering him all in the name of election.. This man came to my school(lautech) last month to celebrate with the man' o' wars and it is so obvious the government is not treating this man well..