1. You will always be stupidly adorable.
2. If you’re like me, you will have tiny feet, and be able
to buy child sized sneakers, which are substantially
cheaper than adult sized sneakers.
3. When you’re playing sports, your opponent, the one
with the ball, won’t see you coming UNTIL IT’S TOO
FUCKING LATE.
4. In crowds you can slip into tiny nooks, meaning
you’ll always be able to tetris your way into a subway
seat or snake your way through a throng of people to
the front of a concert.
5. Everyone will think you’re 17 even when you’re 35.
Shortness = perpetual youth.
6. You can be lazy as Bleep because you can’t reach that
thing on the shelf up there, so someone else has to get
it.
7. If you’re a girl, there’s an overwhelming number of
men who are taller than you, and who doesn’t like
slotting perfectly into the nook of a good spoon?
(Blah, blah feminism, equality, yadda, yadda,
sometimes a girl just wants to be swaddled in the arms
of a big huge man, OK? And it’s easier if you’re small
to begin with).
8. If you’re a dude, you probably have a big dick. I’ve
known a few short guys in my time…
9. You can hide in a really small, innocuous space
where a normal human wouldn’t fit, and REALLY scare
someone when you jump out.
10. You can wear the tallest heels you want without
ever feeling “too tall”.
11. There will be lots of situations where tall people
have to bend over to not hit their head, but you’ll be
able to remain upright without bumping into anything.
Subsequently, you will be GREAT at limbo.
12. At standing room only events, tall people will
willingly let you go in front of them until eventually
every tall person has exhausted their generosity and
you get to the front, amongst your own kind.
13. Sale racks are always full of sample sized shit
which, I’ve learned, it doesn’t matter if you’re a bit
round, because you’re short the proportions will
generally work out pretty OK.
14. Looking up at people makes you look fragile and
totally not guilty.
15. People are always looking down at you, which is a
good angle for looking thin. Also you can put on a few
extra pounds on your bottom half and no one will be
the wiser cos all they can see from their taller vantage
point is your head, shoulders and chest.
16. You will become very fit as you learn to power
walk to keep up with the strolling pace of your tall
friends.
17. No one will ever think you’re weak or
uncoordinated for not being able to do a physical
thing, like climbing tall objects.
18. Children will think you’re one of them and give
you sparkly stickers and invite you to wear the extra
pair of butterfly wings while you finger paint.
19. You were probably in the front row of your class
photo in school. In the front you will NEVER BE
FORGOTTEN.
”Source: thoughtcatalog.com/kat-george/2013/12/20-reasons-
why-being-short-is-the-best/

Ctrl c+ Ctrl v. Where is your source?

jmoore: Ctrl c+ Ctrl v. Where is your source?

thoughtcatalog.com/kat-george/2013/12/20-reasons-why-being-short-is-the-best/

Stop giving yaself unnecessary courage and hope

one advantage of being short is dat u can be easily given a hard knock in ur head each time u open nonsence threads

Baddo101: one advantage of being short is dat u can be easily given a hard knock in ur head each time u open nonsence threads

Wicked

Baddo101:
one advantage of being short is dat u can be easily given a hard knock in ur head each time u open nonsence threads

You'll admit that short people are more confident than tall people.

Am short and proud...