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Kindly tell me people. I've heard this name online again and again: how the bearer of the name has 'thieved' Lagos politics & made mumu out of 'wise-claiming Lagosians with his jujuism'. Who is this?

From near impeachment to near victory.

The European brand Christianity was very successful in making polygamy unattractive to Africans & the world.

But, being that men seem to be natural polygamists, the resulting culture of one-man-one-wife has manifested so many problems (which is topic for another day).

One anomaly of this culture - and one that is very recent - is the incidence of babymamarism. You know what I mean; don't you? This is the most modernized manifestation of men's innate polygamist nature that is becoming a culture now.

To my fellow men I say: as we proudly turn baby papas, let's not forget that envy in the average lady out there would make her go to any length to take revenge on you when she feels you jilted her in favour of another. Imagine the gravity when a number of ladies are enviously after YOU! It's the reason many once-bubbling youngsters, have become a shadow of their former selves, and many have died prematurely.

Youthful exuberance won't let many of us listen to this until it happens.

Truly, an arrogant person is a cripple. These are two little lexical words even total illiterates use so easily (both in English & in any local dialect). Yet, many people find these little words extremely difficult to use when the chips are down just because of arrogance.

You guessed right for thinking that I mean 'sorry' & 'thank you' (actually a phrase in English). BUT, for these words to retain & exercise their great powers, they must come right out of your heart. They must be uttered earnestly & honestly.

What is more? Using these words honestly & timelily, attract society's respect to you - but this is the small one. The big one - which gives birth to the small one - is that telling people 'sorry' & 'thank you' genuinely (whether in ur marriage or on the Internet), earns you SELF RESPECT which makes your life a joy to have.

Why not tell us what you think about this? Or narrate an experience of your own regarding the above stated point?

BIG head Warri boy. Shey KEN na ur real name?

I hope blessingmoyo is not another of ur job scam monikers. In case u r genuine, congrats & thanks 4 xpressing gratitude.

Realboygenius:
Do you mean text to speech because I use it on Tecno Spark 2.

No. I mean speech to text instead. That's what i admire gr8ly for promising to save my word processing time & energy. I already have text to speech in my basic Tecno phone but I turned it off. Tnx 4 still caring.

Many tanx 2 u mu2sa2, greenhulk & kennyflyair & to u Eberechi24 for ur childlike openness.

I've seen many of u guys
POLing - praying online Out here on NL
Like saying 'God pick my call'
Pasted on NL wall
When an illiterate bread seller
Becomes an instant celebrity
Or a governor's daughter
Inspects statues
Of world leaders
Or even when Davido wears his chains
As if he's never been in pains
And for the 'f's who are real 'f's
When Annie marries the once playboy Tu
If u put am 'baba'
Na you sabi
Like say Annie do juju

Now ask I
Is God reading this line?
Is he on Nairaland?
Else why are prayers to Him
Pasted on NL wall?
Tell us oga seun
From the engine room

BIAFRONIGERIAN:
Chai! God pick my call abeg even if its for one second, I'm rusting away in this country shouting PDP and APC why some elites are busy enjoying and preparing the future for their generations yet unborn. I am not asking for much, provide an escape route for me out of this country,oluwa Jesu hear my humble cry abeg.

Is God a NLer?

Hear that man: He says God has ordained Mama Taraba! God has suffered. Look below (on my sig) and see broad day lies someone said God told. People, let's respect God & stop this nonesense.

Oluwasaeon:
Amen but what did he say wrong ?

Who?

amaniro:
Primitive, Primate. Check google

I've just checked. Google agrees with my jss 1 int sc teacher. primate is 'a biological order of lemurs, monkeys & apes'! Why is it used as church title then? SOS OAM4J!

greenhulk:
There are limitations especially with accents. Sometimes the AI might not understand some things u say depending on how u speak. And it doesn't understand pidgin English and might get some local names wrong, e.g if u say Olorunfunmi, don't expect the AI to get that correctly.

May u receive help when u need it in Jesus' name.

What church office is called 'primate'? Is it Bible-based in any way? I was taught in JSS 1 that the word means 'ape'. Also, read this exposure of 'primate' Ayodele below on my signature & pls comment & let us see ur view on it. Let's join to protect xtianity from abuse. Thank u.

Youngsage:

Sorry I don't understand ur requote & its emphasis. Pls kindly help a poor bushmanic homo erectus that i am.

NLbully:
Voice typing and voice unlock

NLbully, Tnx 4 ur kind help to a bushman... instead of bullying him. lol.

greenhulk:
Not a big deal, Virtually all android phones can do voice typing.

I have been avoiding screentouch phones because i find it difficult to type on it. Tnx i now see a good reason to ditch laptop & go fully mobile. Meanwhile, why re people still typing with hand when dis voice typing is such a common android feature? or are there limitations with it? Sorry to bore u with my bushmanic questions.

Rubiesangel:
Spark 2 is underrated. That phone performs really well

Pls, I am looking for a phone with that feature whereby u can type word document by voice command ie. by saying it instead of pressing buttons. What is that feature called? & does this spark 2 have it? Moreover, i don't like this nano sim stuff cos i have to retain my old sim. Does spark 2 have slots for the 'good ol days' sim? Cc: Ejadike, loneytunes. Thank u.

I saw a mid-range tecno phone u can type words into by speaking to it. I needed to get a phone with that feature but i don't know the keyword to use in googling or when asking vendors. I know that voice recognition is the word for this fundamentally. But then, this is also/mainly used to describe the security feature whereby my phone unlocks when it hears ONLY MY voice. What I am looking for instead, is to be able to type my word documents by reading the manuscripts.

Pls, be kind with a bush man like me & help.

damilare96:
lol Making 150$ per day right ?

@ last, u ended up trying to prove something. Then, u proved nothing.

I need to get a phone with the following features:
1. Battery power: @ least 4000 mAh
2. Voice recognition typing. I don't know the more appropriate way to say this, but I mean I want to be able to type in words by speaking.
3. Able to copy & paste.
4. Able to open up to 5 windows @ once.
5. Has Visual Studio or any other capability for programming especially BASIC.
6. Windows or Android OS.
7. Price: Around 40k

Sellers keep away. I need genuine recommendation from the heart. Tnx in advance.

Not surprised for a country whose prezy is a Fela fan. That 'Adams apple' photoshopped on to that table though.

damilare96:
dint have to prove anything to you

You don't have to prove anything to us? And why did u have to promise u will? Go grab a legit engagement 4 urself. Work smart & hard & stop seeking easy windfalls that don't xist. D earlier u realize & actualize this, d better 4 u. I once was where u now are.

SarcasticGenius:
Every one knows you're neither an Igbo man nor a Christian. Why are you ashamed of being a MUDslime?


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoLP82UXUAEZsVO.jpg

U who re a Christian/Igbo, is this ur chauvinistic & megalomaniac attitude typical of a Christian? Does it agree with Jesus' teaching in word/example or with Igbo cultural ethics? I'd rather not be, than be ur kind of Christian/Igbo.

AmazingELixir:


What relevance is that question to the heartlessness of this god forsaken head slammer?

And, what's wrong in me wanting to know what connects two of them for d alfa to be able to have access to manifest that HEARTLESSNESS u talked of on the girl?

GavelSlam:
Will you get away from me you worker of iniquity.

First off, I have no religion and it's not my fault you don't know what a gavel is and what it used for.

Anywhere else in this world where English is spoken, my moniker would be easily understood.

Then the hypocrite you are, thinks it is ok for dummies to disrespect another whilst you take sides.

Be guided we are not all mates in many regards.

The internet might be a platform of anonymity but it certainly doesn't provide room for stupidity to be entertained.

Certainly not from me.

U obviously think you worth so much. By their fruits you shall know them, not by their self-endorsement. Religion or not, disrespecting others (& arrogance generally) is definitely never a manifestation of better maturity or wisdom. Oh, and u know it. Apologies though for mistaking lower case letter 'L' for upper case letter 'i' in ur username. gr8 day!

I prophesy that 2030 FIFA World Cup will be in UK.

This is genuine from CNN. Oga lalasticlala, mynd44, seun Buhari & Oshio should hear this. Help!

damilare96:
lol Cuz m giving out for free Will post screenshot of payout soon

Soon? Why not now?

GavelSlam:

The problem with many of you is that you assume everyone you meet online is your coeval.

U r obviously a muslim judging from ur username. Do u know that Allah forbids u terribly to arrogantly think or manifest that u r greater than anyone else? Talking about being coeval or not.

LuciferKristi:
Knowing Afonjas and ewedu muslims, don't be surprised if that's his wife


*spits

Afonja Ajoka

Luciferkristi! Ur name says a lot about u already. Stop spreading hate, joining Lucifer to Kristi & bringing bad name to my godly Igbo people with ur cheap show of shame. Look below (on my signature) and see a scandal from a well known Christian cleric also. It's not about tribe or religion. It's about YOU.