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@ above me

SENSELESS

lolly

#gives him a bib#

jidobaba:
^^never thought it was the bottom. too low-hanging

PERVERT talking from experience.

steal

one would have accepted it as slip of tongue if U were talking but here it is obvious this is SLIP OF BRAIN.

a mistake you said?
that mistake can cause a heart attack my friend.

atkinboy:
Who told you that i don't read my bible wella i know sodom n gomorrah is not war field but is a dissater ground. Or did u pray to be in sodom n gomorra condition mr teacher.

dear pupil,
exile
you have been found to love ice-cream more than your bible. to this end u are banished to,

Ben-10:
ctrl A, ctrl C, Ctrl V and refined with new names.

in that case,
Ctrl+Alt+Del

Marhoski:
oooh u mean naughty, when pharoh-goat is banging u in the bush and givin u his acidic sperm that makes your brain to turn upside down, Too poor. So goats are also faggs! Wonders will never seize!

it's cease not seize.
ode!

Marhoski:
dry! I think pharoh's goat sperm is/making u go gaga

lai lai

Hydrogen wil never be Helium

pharoh may be naughty sometimes but he will never degenerate to being a billy goat like u.

moreover u are the one with the contaminated sp*rm.

stalest pic on NL

2Direct:
Clem talk am sey u nor well

were u talking to me, or u were just playing mad?

good one dude.
kipp-irrup!

Laya

#breaks cocacola bottle on D1's head#

with 2Direct being the best man

my uncle does not bear direct-entry.
lol

drills hole in kody's teeth

GOAT KING RUNS MAD AT 94

Mr. Marhoski the King of Goats was discovered in the early hours of this morning to have gone mad at the age of 94.
The King who was said to have fathered all the goats in Nigeria was reported to have eaten indian hemp instead of the normal grass.

speaking to our correspondent, the chief medical director of NL vet clinic, Mr chibuzo Oduduwa said the case of the Goat King is beyond medical attention. he however commended that King Goat Marhoski is a very social one as he already has a lot of pychiatric patients as pals. he said he believes that someday, the king would get to be the  leader of mad men in NL.

for more of this story, please check the front page of NLander's week.

of course not! just d person above me

nah! that's the surname.

its aiit

2Direct:
As if she get eyes to look

the tits would do just as well. use those

2Direct:
So u mean dundy and pharoah are partners and that they dont have babes aight?

??
u no dey fit think by urself?
your brain requires upgrading.
pentium nothing!

Goat n chicks.
9ice combination

look harder

Marhoski:
God! Faggs here in nl! Pharoh nd dundy i now pronounce u husband and husband! U may kiss your groom.
Grooms dundy's dad:*with ak 47* my son i brought u here, nd i'll take u out! *pow,misses,gets grooms hubbys forehead*
Groom d: dad spare me, i love him
Dad:*poww* groom turns into a goat.
Cnn:breaking news,

even your imitation does not have a hint of improvision
reading your nonsense makes me wanna puke

a-gba-sa-gbos!

this is comedy of the highest order!
i wan laff die!!!

ke-ke-ke-ke

Kunbee:
*waiting*

O.Y.O

no yab my babe nah!