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Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Marhoski(m): 9:43am On Nov 18, 2009
Dundy and pharoh go on a trip. After a good dinner and bottles of wine, they retire for the night and go to sleep. Some hours later, pharoh wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
'what?! Look up at the sky and tell me what you see'. I see millions and millions of stars pharoh, replies dundy.
And what do you deduce from that?

Dundy ponders for a minute. Well,
Astronomically it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentaily billions of planets.

Astrologically, i observe that saturn is in leo.

Horologically, i deduce that the time is appproximately past three

Meteorologically, i suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

And theologically, i can see that God is powerful, and that we are small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you pharoh?
Pharoh silent for a moment. 'dundy, u idiot! He says. 'someone has stolen our tent'!
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by 2Direct(m): 9:46am On Nov 18, 2009
Hahahahaha Marholic is insane on dis one
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Marhoski(m): 9:51am On Nov 18, 2009
i was just being nasty on d oda ones
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Dunddy(m): 10:09am On Nov 18, 2009
good one dude.
kipp-irrup! grin
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Ben13: 10:16am On Nov 18, 2009
ctrl A, ctrl C, Ctrl V and refined with new names.
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Marhoski(m): 10:24am On Nov 18, 2009
@dundy nothin do u. @ban10 must u be a pain in the arse? Go boil stone!
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:30am On Nov 18, 2009
Ben-10:

ctrl A, ctrl C, Ctrl V and refined with new names.

LMAO!! na so we c am! grin
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Dunddy(m): 10:42am On Nov 18, 2009
Ben-10:

ctrl A, ctrl C, Ctrl V and refined with new names.

in that case,
Ctrl+Alt+Del grin
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Marhoski(m): 11:33am On Nov 18, 2009
no way u delete
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Pharoh: 5:18pm On Nov 18, 2009
Mad King Goat grin How Far na smiley U try keep it up
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by 2Direct(m): 5:22pm On Nov 18, 2009
Bend dat your head go oneside jor
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Dunddy(m): 5:30pm On Nov 18, 2009
chei! pharoh, where u deeeeeey? shocked
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by 2Direct(m): 8:10pm On Nov 18, 2009
Yaba left, why u dey ask palm wine tapper?
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Abbygyal(f): 9:06pm On Nov 18, 2009
lol @ joke
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by 2Direct(m): 9:09pm On Nov 18, 2009
Close Tits jor
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Abbygyal(f): 9:10pm On Nov 18, 2009
dude, she ko si? wink
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Kunbee: 12:47am On Nov 19, 2009
Nice
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Dunddy(m): 12:49am On Nov 19, 2009
mission: tits
status; uncloseable
category 1 order: Abort mission (repeat-abort mission)
agent: roger that!
mission failed:
analysis: Giant tits uncloseable.
grin
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Rolante(m): 2:34am On Nov 19, 2009
haha, that's a good one.
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Marhoski(m): 6:41am On Nov 19, 2009
more to come
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Dunddy(m): 8:39am On Nov 19, 2009
abi more to Ctrl V. cheesy
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by 2Direct(m): 8:44am On Nov 19, 2009
Kunbee wetin be your own sef?
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by clemcykul(f): 9:07am On Nov 19, 2009
dials her number*********
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Dunddy(m): 10:55am On Nov 19, 2009
babu network,
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by 2Direct(m): 10:57am On Nov 19, 2009
O gbadun lol
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Kunbee: 1:13am On Nov 20, 2009
2Direct:

Kunbee wetin be your own sef?

loff cheesy
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by clemcykul(f): 11:00am On Nov 23, 2009
u go soon kpeme, continue loving unnecesarily embarassed
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by whiteroses(f): 3:25pm On Nov 23, 2009
i dey kpef as i dey read this joke and i dey laugh out loud as i dey cough as well grin
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Marhoski(m): 6:55pm On Nov 23, 2009
white horses nothin do u! grin cool
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by 2Direct(m): 10:21pm On Nov 23, 2009
Kunbee divorce surveyprof first then i will be yours for life lol
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by clemcykul(f): 11:29am On Nov 24, 2009
u wan commit suicide be that
Re: Come And Laugh Out Loud! by Kunbee: 10:53pm On Nov 25, 2009
2Direct:

Kunbee divorce surveyprof first then i will be yours for life lol

I will try embarassed embarassed

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