₦airaland Forum

Evyivy:
you wish, meanwhile nice baby u got there

Oh!

Thanks dear. I'm proud of my son anytime.

He's all I've got now.

Evyivy:
Yimu, swerve oga

Yes ma...

No be my fault.

Just blame the French government.

Evyivy:
oh! am in Nigeria what do you expect, are you one of those that school in france? thanks tho

Yeah!

In France, it's a tourist attraction...
I couldn't help but notice that.



You're welcome!!!

Burger01:
He go spend money tire. My numbers are 0803455678788, and 07186645889. O ya start tapping my lines. Clueless drunkard

Instead make you talk say you won advertise yourself, you dey use GEJ.

SMH...

APC! SHAME!!!!

Evyivy:
God pls give me the perfect kids i so desire. its nobody's fault that happened, God knows best.

Sorry for derailing a bit but I just wondered how come all those electricity lines converged on your hair. I'm referring to your profile picture. Nice photo skills! Nice photo too...

sheelay:
Q10 or z3 urgently needed, with reasonable price....call or whatsapp 08034218309 if u have any.... It's urgent

I have a Z30 for sale but you'll have to change the earpiece speaker as it isn't working anymore. If you are interested, I can reach you on whatsapp.

missjenna:
I just pray he doesn't "rest in peace" at the end

On a more serious note, I think this old man should rest and forget politics
No offense to Buhari supporters



By the way
GEJ till 2019

Why not go to Daura and rest?

Hmmmm...
Lies breeding from the APC camp.

size38:
We all know the answer. Without any research, it is the South-East zone. Then followed by my own region the south-south. Others can put or mention the third, fourth zones etc.

So why do you think it's the South East and South South?

You lot are all funny but I asked a blunt question here. Yes, there is corruption all over but sometimes, it's fine if real scenarios are debated here and we come to realise the truth within ourselves.
That's the only way we can change our orientation in this nation because once the loopholes are spotted and what fuels them, we can collectively work towards eradicating them.

My take...

Alright!

We've been on each other's necks for some weeks now. If it's not GEJ, it's GMB.
If we are not hitting on Fayose, then it's Lai Mohammed.

Let's take a little break and do a little research.

Which region in Nigeria is the most corrupt? Is it the North East, the North West or the North Central? Or could it be the South East, the South West or the South South?

Nairalanders, let's here your verdict on this.

Syphax:
Lol,Tinubu is the Pharoah of our time,I'm suprised you don't know that Lagosians are under bondage!

Robot,your battery no dy finish?

Guy, you funny O!
No worry!!! Him battery go soon dull. Na China battery him dey use.

Siena:
[color=Blue]Insurance will only cover loss / theft or damage. It doesn't take into account other contingencies like loss of earnings or mechanical failure.

Should you lose your job, or your business fails, making you unable to keep up payments, you'd be stuffed, and could end up losing the car.[/color]

Hmmm... As much as it's hard to say, you are really right.

sultaan:
At $1-N200 it won't get cheaper, a lot of importers won't bring in any new inventory now because their car is 25% more expensive than the ones imported when Naira was 160 so you will have to find your deal amongst existing inventory. A sudden rise in price of used car from 25% exchange rate increase to 70% duty rate increase mean the market will have to adjust to the buying power of the consumer.

Yeah! Right!

The naira devalution seems like a deliberate move by the Government to make locally assembled vehicles look cost-effective. That's a nice one. However, I'm bothered about which of the purchase choice will be cost-effective for me judging from the experience of others. What do you advise?

tunlex01:
same here. Though my mind is not made up yet. I'm still weighing my options

Ok

You are in the same shoes too? Maybe soon, the mods will do the necessary and assist us both.

tunlex01:
It is well. Have you made up your mind now?

Not yet. So many of my friends think i can get a good deal with a used car.

tunlex01:
probably there are no mods here

Hmmm...

I have sent an email sha.

I hope that someday it gets attended to.

LewisO:
What a [b]lost to his family, R. I. P [/b]

This gbagaun is HOT!!!

Wetin we no go hear for this election season sef?

If you are not killed by Boko Haram or armed thugs, we go use Edo Airways come strike your backyard...



Nigeria is just a daily comedy flick...

Elvisnow:
If from Nigeria to China, I would recommend Nigeria local agents.

Do you have any contact on that?

Hello

Can you do shipping from Nigeria to China?

I would like to ship a 10kg package to Wuhan, China.

Please reply.

Thanks

I love the fact that no one's name was slandered but the message was passed across. Even GMB's camp have to admit that this is ingenuity at work.

Thumbs up, NEW NIGERIA GROUP!!!

I love the fact that no one's name was slandered but the message was passed across. Even GMB's camp have to admit that this is ingenuity at work.

Thumbs up, NEW NIGERIA GROUP!!!

News fabricated in the backwaters of Lagos, where the Sun don't shine...

Very lame reporting. Sahara Reporters have no integrity whatsoever to do any format of journalism. They seem to write jokes and fairy tales instead of real news.

Which way Nigeria?

Well, it's GEJ for me and my house till 2019!!!

As long as this nation is concerned, it would be very fool-hardy and a disappointment to the past generations that with the massive numbers of educated persons in this country, we are peddled lies and asked to swallow them against our will even when it's obvious that they are very gullible.

I weep for this nation that a man of the past is hailed by the future generation to presumably lead this nation into prosperity.

Obasanjo and his likes will not take us backward.

It's GEJ till 2019 whether they like it or not.

Guys who post all this gibberish about Windows phone have either never used Windows Phone 8.1 and also did a comparison with BlackBerry 10. Forget the android side loading, I find BlackBerry 10 to be the most boring. Very few native apps, no virtual assistant and even worse of is that most apps on the app world are even android ports. The side loading thing even looks so geeky that only few will walk that path. This is from someone who has used both platforms. Don't judge from the outside. Live it for a good season and then testify. I don't fancy all this generalisation trends these days.

I've lost hope in the cause already... Mods, we dey watch una in 3D O!!!

tunlex01:
Mod please, can this be moved to frontpage for more opinions?

Seconded...

I have appealed to the mods to no avail.

I hope they listen this time.

youngds:
U lied this wasn't thought in France !!

Where you the guy who sits at the back of the class causing mischief while our french lecturers were giving serious lectures?

harrysterol:
;Dyipeee

I no understand O!

Dreyl:
Nice!

Thanks bro.
Any opinions or suggestions for the ladies.

Ok! You've been wondering for so long if this is Mr Right or just a Waka-pass guy all this while. You ask your friends about him and what their opinions are and still you're not convinced. Here's 7 inevitable signs or rulers you need to know in order to measure your level of significance in his life. In other words, you are going to find out after this article if you are a Main Chick or just a Side Chick:

1. Most of your meetings together are for intimacy.!

Yes dear! Its hard to believe but just do simple mathematics and check out how many times you guys hung out and what the agenda usually is at almost every instance if not all the time. Its unfortunate but he may just be using you as a sex machine. Sometimes, he may not need to call sef. Some of them just flash and you get the message and you just hop on the nearest bike to his place (these are folks wey dey live close by, like one or two streets away or four buildings before the corner). In some instances, your meetings only happen at night and probably at a friend's place (his' or yours', it doesn't matter but not his place). Babe, you are in for a looooong thing O!

2. He doesn't keep appointments or planned hangouts.

Now don't confuse this with the first point above. Let me make it clear with a typical example. Let's say yesterday was your birthday and as usual, he told you he wouldn't be able to make it around but you then "convinced" (Make I hear) to take you to Motherlan' on Friday night to watch Lagbaja play. By friday evening by 5:30pm when you call to find out where he is, he's like "Babe, i'm on my way to your place now. Just give me like 30 minutes." By 7:30pm, "Babe, I dey traffic for Third Mainland Bridge O! You go still fit wait me?" And you'll be like, " Just come, I'll wait.". By 8:30pm when you call again, it's " Babe, I have a flat tire just before Alagomeji. You sure say this thing go fit work today?" And you're still like, "Babe, just come anytime.". By 10pm, his phone is switched off and you end up crying off to sleep that night. When his number then goes through by 10:30am next day, you go fear how Omota plus OPC join to wreck him life for Ojuelegba that same night (Story go don plenty sotey na you go tire sef). The moral I'm trying to pass here is this: If he doesn't for those big and special nights you managed to cajole him to agree with you on, babe, find your level O! Your name na "I am Sorry" O!

3. You have never met his friends or...

Now, this goes two ways. If you've never met any of his friends or family, or maybe you've seen the guy who owns the place you guys go to make out and no other person, your bulb has to start blinking by now, babe. In a healthy relationship, its expected that you must have met his friends or some family members. You might even have hung out together with his friends and their girls times without number. However babe, if the only person you know is Ola who owns the pad you guys go to make out or Emeka, his colleague at the office (this one happened because you accidentally saw them both on their way home after work), you are seriously single, dear. Think your options properly.

4. Chibuzor, you've never taken me to your place...

If you've told this to your guy even after 7 to 8 months of serious hit out and home runs (you guys have even done it at your place), Nneka, I feel for you. I need not dwell so much on this point na. Una sabi the usual excuse to avoid him bunk.

5. All your selfies with him are blurred or him be waka-pass for your photos.

Babe, this is serious O! If you don't have your guy's photos on your social network pages or even a clear picture of him in your phone, hmmm, the rest is left for you to ponder sha. Maybe he is the type who isn't "photogenic" and "doesn't like taking photos". If you eventually take photos, my guy dey look Jericho while you dey look Jerusalem or you dey North Pole while my guy dey head South Pole. Babe, pick up your shoes and take a 100m dash because you are seriously a Side chick, no doubt.

6. Commitment doesn't belong n his dictionary with you.

You guys have been counting months into years and running towards a decade with series of breakups and makeups, yet he hasn't spoken anything to you about going to see his mama. Even when you broach the topic, he gets fussy and mad all of a sudden and it gets into a 1 week beef period with you running back to say "I'm sorry, babe!". My girl, its best you take your love some place else because this guy is just doing a Merry-Go-Round with you! 6 words so far is good for the wise but 1 more to go.

7. He is Married already.

Is your guy the one who tells you suddenly that he is married (some tell their girls before they go into relationships that they are married) but is working out a divorce or separation as he doesn't love his wife anymore and she's a pain in the neck. Babe, these ones are the snakes in sheep's clothings O! This trick never fades but in your emotional state, you might fall for his charms and never know that your Side Chick status will never leave you as long as you remain with this guy. Baby, its best you wise up and take the next turn or you may join Mary and Co. at weekly night vigils searching for Mr Right to no avail.

Alright, these are the ones I could pick up for now.

You could also drop your own signs as well. I no be ITK O!

Haba! I schooled in France na... Lol

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