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FamilyRe: What Makes A Man/woman Responsible by Dvessel(m): 9:09pm On Jul 07, 2012
In 9ja ,absolutely not wat u wear makes u responsible. Afterall all our most dressed are full of scandals.,farouk,otedola,ibori, okotie etc. Modern day robery dey dress well. Being responsible is wen u render a selfless service. Not money or car,it doesnt matter d kind of car u drive,but how many persons u drove home wit d car.
TV/MoviesRe: Why Some Local Tv Stations Do Not Go On 24 Hour Transmission by Dvessel(m): 7:24pm On Jul 07, 2012
Many factors are responsible. (1) u as a person cnt keep a vigil on smtin local. (2) as a local channel na so so obituary dem dey anounce, u no go fit compare obito to documentary on CNN. 3) no diesel. 4) DSTV
Technology MarketLocal LPFO, Better Than Imported Diesel(ago) by Dvessel(op): 5:34pm On Mar 19, 2012
After 6 years of inventing a technology that decarbonises our locally sourced LOW POUR FUEL OIL(LPFO), to replace the general use of diesel,on mechanical equipments, i have proved to over the years that LPFO is better than AGO, our appeal to govt. Is to start selling our forcados light crude oil locally(trucking),because we have found out that it has the same density and viscousity with LPFO,rather than allow oil thieves steal oil with vessels. We welcome constructive ideals to improving this technology. Together we build our nation. huhAfter 6 years of inventing a technology that decarbonises our locally sourced LOW POUR FUEL OIL(LPFO), to replace the general use of diesel,on mechanical equipments, i have proved to over the years that LPFO is better than AGO, our appeal to govt. Is to start selling our forcados light crude oil locally(trucking),because we have found out that it has the same density and viscousity with LPFO,rather than allow oil thieves steal oil with vessels. We welcome constructive ideals to improving this technology. Together we build our nation.
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 1:30pm On Feb 06, 2012
@idowuogbo,y u dey frapapa? Even if na agbani darego,person dey toast since 24hrs she 4 don gree,until i get beruberu 4 trot b4 u go send ur number?,as a real portacut boi,d mayor of 9jadelta,i no dey talk to much,its a privilegde toasting u sef,as i dey see u so ur eye no clear,how many hours gap i gave u now? dis bois frm ngwa land(killn,fredoooo) wey dem dey chop human being don toast u,we neva reach obudu ranch be dis o,may be na wan senator for snatch u, infact i wan cancel my flight to lag cos of u,exchange ur own ticket to calabar for someone wey ein eye clear well well,dem no dey take foto dey marry again,go follow dos cannivorous animal for val,) i no fit shout.
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 12:44pm On Feb 06, 2012
im waiting for your responce on my private email. i got to attend to some of my clients, im out of here< pls make sure u type your fone number ok
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 12:41pm On Feb 06, 2012
idowuogbo i was not yabing you but drilling u to see if u are are a weakling,u av proved tome you can endure,adapt,tanks for being there for me, tell me the network you are using let me wire credit to your fone, i mean credit in the class of booster card,infacr type your number to agordglobal@yahoo.com,because there some wolves online,who can hold down ur credit like prince of persia did to daniel
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 12:34pm On Feb 06, 2012
idowuogbo are u still there?,i was in a dream when u appeared to me and saidi f u like idowu press 1,if u like my lips press2, if u like to be served in arabic language press 3,dats is when i got up,for the dream u luk like an indian goddess,
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 12:20pm On Feb 06, 2012
idowogbo mi owon i av read all our response to those classified agberos, they are looking for who to break her,by now u suppose to stop answering any other person just start compiling the list of all u want.
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 12:13pm On Feb 06, 2012
idowuogbotangiri, obirin bi okunrin, how are u this beautiful day? i hope dem veva snatch my only handle with dia juju mouth,
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 2:13am On Feb 06, 2012
Tank u dear idowuogbo,keke napepe will neva tear ur jeans,ur call credit will neva be low,as idey talk to u so i go change dat ur fone wey be like fulani charms,dont wory shebi na on 14th
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 1:39am On Feb 06, 2012
Idowuogbo my unquestionable handle,sory i went on break,i was reading my mail,immediately i declare my resource control as the mayor of d 9jadelta,i got series of calls and emails allover the world frm nigerian gurls, dey were condeming u, y do i av to go for a local champion like u, some are ur friend i dont want to mention names,never mind i av replied all, u are my choice, ure my plasma tv. D wallpaper of my room.u too much.4get other competitors,dey cant handle u well,becos u r my fragile handle,i gonna handle u with care,like a broken plate.go and sleep to much story no dey buy cold beer,as oyibo no dey bear ajayi.
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 12:43am On Feb 06, 2012
Ok pls kuchi kuchi idowuogbo idumagbo bus stop make sure u play an intriguing role in dream cinema,ok as u wan follw all dia lagos alaye, agbero oniparaga.i still remain the D-VESSEL, the MAYOR OF 9JADELTA, if eventually u become handle ur life don beta.
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 12:02am On Feb 06, 2012
I throw d chance open idowuogbo is not to be trusted, if u choose me, obudu cattle ranch will be ur dining room, erin ijesa water fall will be ur jacuzy, and lots more incentives, just choose me i will change ur ministry,and ur live will never remain d same, dose who are not qualify include idowuogbo, idi ileke, dose name u dare not mention to ur dude abroad,dey ‘ll think u re romancing a gurl from a masqurade cult.pls make sure u update ur name b4 u apply
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 10:47pm On Feb 05, 2012
A POEM FOR MY HANDLE IDOWUOGBO
There are handles made of various material
Stainless handles,plastic handles,golden handles and of course wooden handles,
My quest for traditional heritage made me choose idowuogbo,
Handle made from proverbial iroko tree,iroko oluwere ogbotangiri,just like d name idowuogbo,
A luk at her profile pix, reminds me of d cleopatras a queen wit an amazing beauty.
The threshold sound of her smile sounds more of a china phone.a good caller tunezz for my fone.
Omalicha baby,
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 10:27pm On Feb 05, 2012
Idowu my wooden handle,u said im high,before nko? U are low,i know y i choose u, i no want make u go disgrace me for shoprite, we go manage iya mulika provision shed dat day,but me i go fly frm ph,come meet for lag eeh? Amukoko
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 9:15pm On Feb 05, 2012
I don c who i go choose, na idowuogbo, dat name tells me her handle na wood(pako),she no dey expensive,all dis eatries go dey run am bele.na pure hamlet gurl. So idowu u don win my loto
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine. by Dvessel(m): 8:54pm On Feb 05, 2012
Pls make sure u send ur scan copy of national id card/drvrs license/int‘l pssprt/ b4 i choose,u fit win finish e kon b say na ur fellow guy u win,o boy na 14yrs in jail,dem no go gree say na internet yahoo yahoo game u play ooo
PoliticsRe: Which Nigerians inspire you the most? by Dvessel(m): 8:21pm On Oct 30, 2011
@priceworth, thank you, remember "too many story no dey buy cold beer"
PoliticsRe: Which Nigerians inspire you the most? by Dvessel(m): 8:16pm On Oct 30, 2011
well i admire my self the "unsung hero" i dropped the cost of AGO, that is Diesel in nearly all the industries in the Eastern Nigeria,with my technology called LPFO decarbonising chamber,thereby reducing the cost of running their gensets on diesel by 60%. well other technologies are on the way, i will bring up another system that will force down the cost of kerosene to #10 per litre,later i will enter telecomunication, where my invention might make you make calls at 2k per secs.if you are in doubt search for my antecedent, D-vessel
Car TalkRe: Can I Use Kerosine To Run My Deisel Engine by Dvessel(m): 3:36am On Oct 29, 2011
if you need an advice on how to run your diesel gensets with low cost fuel oil or 'low pour fuel oil" (LPFO) send all your enquiries to agordglobal@yahoo.com, this is a home made technology that has been working on any type and model of diesel equipments
Technology MarketRe: Call In Today To Convert Your Industrial Generator To Use Light Lpfo Instead Of Diesel, A Litre Of B by Dvessel(m): 6:10pm On Oct 13, 2011
thanks "sweetcheek" for your Enquiry, please send your full proposal to AGORD GLOBAL VENTURES LTD

Email: agordglobal@yahoo.com

tel: 08036153665
Jokes EtcStill On Eye Matter by Dvessel(op): 11:34pm On Sep 22, 2011
sequel to the white glass matter,as i survive that embarassment for one eye glass matter, for my secondary school dat time the legendary(St Thomas Aquinas College Akure) ACA, the school dey shark us en, and na mixture of Ajebo and Pako boys, dat time i no be Aje i no be pako, na im i say make i kukuma form aje to the core,i concluded say na recomended eye glasses na im go help my ministry, how i go get am? sometime eye begin scratch me,i say na opportunity be dis wey my parent go gree buy my recomended glass.i come begin scratch d eye well well,my eye con dey red like gadaffi own, come swell up join am,na im dey say i go visit hospital,i come happy, come go dey price frame wey resemble Awolowo own,i come go hospital, wen i reach there,two incidents change my life, i see somebody wey dem don remove en eye ball keep since 4days,the ball no size the socket again,secondly i remember somebody wey coper doctor do free eye operation for one village,he carry the eye go dey swim for river,as he dey raise head dey swim one eye fall inside river,people wey follow am dey swim na im dem take race,as my mind flash to dis incidents my red eye instantly became white,i got my healing immediately,
Jokes EtcWhy I Hate Plain White Eye Glasses by Dvessel(op): 11:09pm On Sep 22, 2011
this tin happen to me wen i was 15yrs old,18yrs ago, i buy dis white eye glasses becos i wan look like Ajebo pikin,my outlook dat day, oboy i too sweet. na im i enter road where everybody go see me, na so dem dey greet me from left, right and center,i just dey waka dey go,i realise say this greeting dey too much,even people wey dey inside taxi,dey wave hand,i say may be i popular na im cause am, i say make i adjust my eye glasses,pointing two fore fingers with my left hand, i discover say one of the fingers dey touch my eye directly while the other one dey touch the glass. one of the glass don comot, na im i shout, so i be like people wey dey sell Aloe vera soap dats why people dey greet me, since that time i no dey gree buy white eyes glasses, and all my glasses na designer, no go there.

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