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what about if both personalities are the same and its what u want from both of them nko!,

what up wit diz junks ,

rampant:
is this thread still on i tot it has been thrashed out

i wonder ooooooooo

stupid topic so far,

Hannibal:
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Why ain't i surprised?? Blind men don't see so deal with it.
Anuofia!!!

wateverrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

fantasy.premierleague.com

I'm already a manager on that site and my username or my team name is

Bammy fc

or emmanuel bammy

watch out for me when the season starts,

kalou was fantastic, deco was superb and lampard was just wonderful, cant wait for the real season,

Hannibal:
@ nateevs,

Why this orgasm over a pre-season game?? Quit it already.
You had a stronger squad last season just before Mourinho's exit and u couldn't nail a single title.
Stop rattling United fans with this Malouda this, Lampard that. . . . . We have been there before.

Just make a genuine challenge next seasonI don't United to be declared champions as early as December 08. Run us close, please.

whats ur business over here huh? I hardly see Akolawole on Manu forum , bebeto

i cant just cope with an expensive girl, but when im rich , i can feed her till shes tired, lol

you can haev both , the handsome guy will be the real guy in ur life and you dig the ugly rich guy and runaway for the handsome poor guy , with that he will be stinkily rich or average rich,

Wetin the ugly rich guy sef they look , he should go for surgery now , shebi his rich.

aysometin:
@dyabman

Yap my name is Ayo

Y r u asking?? just being curious

I'm Ayo too , Ayodele to be precise.         AY squared
wat up?

rubi:
I think there is something God deposited in men that makes them more comfortable to woo a woman and ask a woman for a date

Yes thats why Men are players always,

no be adultery
wat about teenitry

first love could possibly last till marriage, becos When we guys get seperated from our first love for the first time , there are possiblities they could meet again in the future and settle for marriage ,

na everybody wan dey post their club forum for here, me sef go post (Hull city identify yourself),

[color=Black]There has been substantial speculation in respect of the futures of Dimitar Berbatov and Robbie Keane, including press comment from both Sir Alex Ferguson and Rafa Benitez. In response our Chairman, Daniel Levy has made the following statement:

"Today's public comments by Manchester United's manager, announcing that he has made an offer for Dimitar and is confident that the deal will go through with time working in their favour, is a blatant example of sheer arrogance and interference with one of our players. It is also probably one of the worst offences by any manager in the Premier League to date and is unbelievably hypocritical given his recent comments in respect of Cristiano Ronaldo and Real Madrid.

"This comes after a series of events, dating back to last summer, which have shown Manchester United to be in breach of Premier League (PL) rules. As a result, we have today made an official complaint to the PL about the conduct of Manchester United. Benitez made similar comments in respect of Robbie recently and we made an official complaint to the PL about the conduct of Liverpool earlier this week.

"The behaviour of both clubs has been disgraceful. We told both clubs very early on that we had no interest in selling Robbie or Dimitar, respectively, and that they should refrain from pursuing the player. Both clubs arrogantly chose to ignore this request and we now have evidence that both clubs have systematically been working to prise the players away from us, outside of PL rules of conduct.

"Our subsequent position has been severely compromised by both clubs making their intentions widely known and indeed making contact with the players and their agents, without the Club's permission.

"I have absolutely no wish to sell either player and to date we have not accepted any offer for either. However, when a player's head is turned and their commitment is absent, particularly when they occupy key positions such as that of striker, they become a negative influence in a team dressing room in which they were once a positive addition and influence. This is the situation we now have on our hands, with both Dimitar and Robbie having made it clear that they wish to leave for Manchester Utd and Liverpool respectively.

"Irrespective of the outcome and futures of Robbie and Dimitar, we are continuing to seek to bring in quality, talented players for the future, who want to play in a Spurs shirt."[/color]

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Your behaviour has been so bad long ago in the premierleague,

@tkb417

why should i be barred from this thread,

You don't have to report me again , this is my second time resgistration on Nairaland,  i beg of you.

the person that should be barred on here is Cannibal who call himself Hannibal or jackass!!

Hannibal:
This is the best club thread on Nairaland by an astronomical mile. . . . .
We don't have muppets like the Arses, Scousers and the Chavs. . . . .]
It is only when poofs like Debosky come here to pollute this place that we go gunz blazing.
Emperoh is in his right to defend himself so is every Man Utd member of this forum. . . . . . .

i see why all of u are so stupid on here,

i see why u are very much interested in chelsea becos one-side of ur heart really loves chelsea and the other dislikes chelsea fan not CHELSEA FC. so its not big deal when u know too much than any other chelsea fan. Drogba not a barcelona player but Acmilano , watch !

i call that place, MAKALELE's Bus-stop!, a midefield Marshal.

i call that place, MAKALELE's Bus-stop!

ibkaye:
no, i am just fond of the website

okay dudet.

@Ibikaye

what up with the fashionafrica stuff, do u sell cloths or are u a fashion designer?

EccentricJ:
My girlfriend subscribes those yeye women online magazines and since she thinks we should share email because it makes us a real couple (I go die o) I get email to shit like this. I saw this one this morning and my brothers I wanted to die from laughing. Women will not drive men crazy

10 Things Men Think Women Like

You are trying your hardest to make a good impression. You act in ways you think she'll like and you tell her what you think she wants to hear. But somehow, even your best efforts backfire.

Sound familiar?

Indeed, many guys behave in certain ways toward women because they think it will help their cause. They cry and profess their love to score a few extra points. But in fact, when taken to the extreme, these supposed "women-friendly" behaviors are sometimes the very things that will annoy her the most.

The following is a list of 10 such offenses that men commit regularly. They are all behaviors that women supposedly like, but unfortunately, they are often used in excess. So don't let your relationship go sour because of some petty misconceptions. With a quick read of the list below, you should have a clear idea of what to do -- and perhaps more importantly, what not to do -- in order to get her and keep her.

1. You call her too often

Why it will work against you: Incessant dialing is a major faux pas if you want to keep your dignity. It not only makes you look obsessive and dependent, but it can downright annoy her. If you are always on the other end of the phone, you lose your aura of mystery and independence that can be so intriguing.

What to do instead: For every two to three times you call her, she should be calling you at least once. Because of the old-world rules of courtship, you will inevitably be calling more often, but you should still make sure the calls are going both ways. Also, don't call during work hours or on Friday or Saturday nights.

2. You cry

Why it will work against you:[/i]You've heard time and time again that she wants a sensitive man, so you open the tear ducts every time she's around. Wrong. Crying makes you look too emotional and needy, possibly even unstable. She wants to be with someone who has an aura of strength and the capacity to protect her. But if you are constantly crying, your manly image is gone. Not to mention the annoyance factor: If you cry in public, she could be embarrassed, and that's the worst offense you can commit.

[i]What to do instead: Unless something very tragic happened and your tears are genuine, ditch the crying act. Being sensitive to her needs is important, tears are not.

Smooching in public, always letting her decide and more relationship-busting offenses

3. You give her too much PDA

Why it will work against you: Rule No. 1: Never do anything to embarrass her publicly. And serenading, ogling and smooching her in public might do just that. Not only will she consider breaking up with you over it, she might also get pressure from friends and family to do so. The last thing you want is a bad rep with her crew as being possessive, cheesy or just plain silly.

What to do instead: Some women do indeed like a certain degree of PDA, but walk that line with care. Start with a peck in public and judge her reaction before proceeding to the public serenade.

4[b]. You use baby talk and try to be cute[/b]

Why it will work against you: It is cheesy, kitschy, silly, nausea-inducing. Need I say more? Baby talk is for babies, so don't do it to her.

What to do instead: You are allowed to have the odd pet name and cute inside joke, but leave it at that. Unless she baby talks to you first and gives you a strong indication that she likes that kind of thing, do yourself a favor and ditch it entirely.


5. You are too accommodating

Why it will work against you: Yes, it's important to let her pick the movie once in a while. But if you are watching Dirty Dancing for the 11th time, you have a problem. While you need to be accommodating to some extent, you don't want to appear spineless. In particular, don't ask her permission to do things; that produces a mother-child dynamic, which is surely not what she is looking for in a relationship.

What to do instead: Take your spine back and show her that you are capable of making a decision. Pick the movie, the restaurant or the television show once in a while. After all, that's the basis of compromise -- sometimes she decides, sometimes you do.

6. You are too close with her family and friends

Why it will work against you: While she wants you to be friendly with her family and friends, she doesn't want you to jump the gun either. Especially in the early stages of a relationship, she'll want to make sure things are working between the two of you before bringing her family and friends into the mix.

What to do instead: Your relationship with her family and friends is something that has to develop over time. Be cordial and friendly, but don't go planning her brother's birthday party if you've only been together for a month.

7. You groom excessively

Why it will work against you: A woman generally doesn't want a man to spend more time grooming than she does. But perhaps more importantly, too much grooming will take away from your rugged, relaxed sex appeal. And believe me, that's so much more sexy on a man than a manicure.

What to do instead Make sure you are clean and smell good, but ease up the facials and manicures; your sex appeal will skyrocket.


8. You profess your love for her prematurely or too often

Why it will work against you: I know you probably think that the way to a woman's heart is through an "I love you." And you are not completely off base. But such a declaration made too early (or too often) will only freak her out. Not only that, but it puts you in an awfully vulnerable position if she doesn't say it back.

What to do instead: There is a time and place for everything. Don't say it because you think it will impress her; only say it when you mean it. And please, limit yourself to saying it a few times a week.

9. You "overdance"

Why it will work against you: Do you say things like, "I love to dance," or, "Let's go dancing tonight"? When she wants to leave a nightclub, do you find yourself saying, "Just one more song"? If you commit any of these offenses, then you are most certainly are overdancer. You are the extreme opposite of the "I don't dance" kind of guy and you are risking not being taken seriously. She might think you are avoiding buying her a drink or conversing with her at the bar. If all that is not enough, consider this: An overdancer tends to be smelly and sweaty by the end of the night.

What to do instead: Don't look so eager. She'll want you to dance some of the time, but you don't have to always be the instigator. Try to judge when she wants to dance and initiate dancing only half of the time. And don't forget to take breaks to buy her drinks.

10. You talk constantly

Why it will work against you: You might be a great talker, but if you can't be silent with her sometimes, then you need to listen up. Your incessant blabber is bound to annoy her sooner or later. Scratch that; it's probably already annoying her.

What to do instead: Although you've been taught to think that women like men who can talk and share, it goes both ways. Make sure you leave the floor open for her to talk too. Ask questions and don't forget to listen. And remember: sometimes silence is golden.

It might take some time and mental adjustment to rid yourself of these stereotypical notions of what women like. You've probably been told from birth that she'll like it if you sing to her accompanied by a six-piece band.

But the key here is moderation. You don't have to abandon any of the above behaviors entirely; just keep them low-key and you'll be fine. It's like with any good diet: Moderate all of the above behaviors, and every once in a while you can splurge on a public kiss without blowing it entirely.


EccentricJ Says: Oya, Ladies do you agree with everything? Disagree with Everything? Agree with some and think the rest is Bullshit? Make una let us hear your thoughts

I think i need to print this and paste it in front of ma door room, ha! silliness

cold:
But seriously,what is wrong in dating a lady that comes with a package.You prefer girls that have aborted all their lives and go ahead to take the moral high ground on fidelity.Pontificating on issues they're just as guilty of.

Both isnt just good for that young lad ,