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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 9:53am On Nov 13, 2017
ridwanadedapo:
From Chevyview to Surulere Akerele on 1.3x surge

Uber is coming
Locki man.

Carry go with your lockito.


Abi you do to and fro? Why ur toll Na 240
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor E.A Adeboye Reacts To Daddy Freeze's Comments On Tithes (VIDEO) by dyemida(m): 6:27pm On Nov 06, 2017
aribisala0:
How are you different from a Boko Haram fanatic?
An assignment for you...go find out.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor E.A Adeboye Reacts To Daddy Freeze's Comments On Tithes (VIDEO) by dyemida(m): 6:25pm On Nov 06, 2017
chuose2:
See a better clip of his falsehoods


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_7RflrL2nk

This one shows how he makes money


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8zZWvvaEaY
I don't think you're in your right frame of mind.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor E.A Adeboye Reacts To Daddy Freeze's Comments On Tithes (VIDEO) by dyemida(m): 6:13pm On Nov 06, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This man is a blatant liar guilty of blasphemy

God asked him to listen.

The way these pastors call their intuition or conscience 'God' makes me sick
I dont know if to call you a fool or a mad person.
A fool is a person in denial, while a mad man is one who is unaware. So you're either one or both.
CelebritiesRe: "Yes I Am Gay, I Will Go To Hellfire" - Bobrisky Comes Out Of The Closet by dyemida(m): 5:56pm On Nov 06, 2017
falcon01:
he just wasted it! i thought he was gonna come out in style thats why he's been prolonging it. well now according to Nigeria you are an offender and you will be punished accordingly.
Only that he knows those people who made the law
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Moved Up 24 Places To 145th In The World Bank’s ‘doing Business’ by dyemida(m): 7:21am On Nov 01, 2017
145th out of 280 countries.
What a pitiable achievement.

Good for them.
HealthRe: Lasting Longer In Bed!!dapoxetine Rocks by dyemida(m):
bambuzz88:
just tried some dapoxetine for first time last week. It's a research chem that is being tested as a treatment for Premature expulsion and it's been tested mostly on guys who can't last longer than 2 minutes before losing it. I've never really had an issue with not lasting long enough .
I took a 60 mg dose at 6:30 last night and around 8:00 got started. spent a good 30 minutes with her grinding on top however she wanted and I had zero urge to blast. She ended up with a charlie horse in her hamstring orgasm and had to stop and recuperate and she thought that was the end of it.

We started again about 30 minutes later and once again, about 20 minutes of her riding and grinding to the hilt, about a 5 minute oral session, then another 10 minutes or so back to the riding until she finally collapsed in a ball drenching heap. As soon as she was obviously done I just pumped hard and deep about a minute and finished myself.

I actually suggested she settle down for a second when she started clawing me to make her last longer but she may have been too far gone already because she just said f it and went for it.

I felt the urge to Erupt for about a min at first then all of a sudden it was gone. Did not Erupt at all! Lets just say i got her off 3 times in a round. So next nite i did the same and had sex for an hour and half and still did not go! My new GF thinks im like a porn star. SO next nite the same thing happens. She cant get me to cum what so ever. Miracle pill! Im on now of having multiple partners and making them orgasm. Still have not ejaculated. I can rub one off the next morning thats it!

This stuff is great for guys with normal control abilities. The studies say it helped guys with severe PE issues get from 2 minutes to 3.5 minuts but if you're a normal guy who can control himself using other techniques this chem gives me ABSOLUTE COMPLETE MENTAL CONTROL
oer the matter. You won't cum until you are ready no matter how furious you are going at it or for how long. Give this stuff a try: 30-60 mg 1-2 hours before getting active.

MY ULTIMATE SEX PARTY STACK:

dapoxetine 1 hrs before activity

Over the past years , research has been going on for a medication to help men with this problem and also for men that want to last longer in bed. Elliliy, the biggest psychiatric pharmaceutical company in the world while testing an antidepressant medication found out that the medication causes delayed ejacualation in men.

We have this medication and it's available to the Nigerian people . We have this medication in Nigeria now .we will be giving samples to my fellow nairalanders to try and report back on this thread I only have few samples To give out and the rest is for sale . Kapish...
PM me ffor my contact
Let's deal with premature ejacualation NOW.
Please, how can I get in Lagos?
NYSCRe: Oyo Corper Died Just After 21days In New Lodge by dyemida(m): 8:48pm On Oct 12, 2017
olujinmisamson1:
He's my coursemate back in Unilag days.....#Agboolaolumide...what a loss
These kind of stories makes me wonder if I really want to do this NYSC stuff. It's fast becoming a daily news with corpers.

What is the government doing about all these?.

It's only a pity it has to be you Olumide, it should have never been you. cry cry cry cry

Rest on brother!!!
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EducationUnilag; A Tale Of Sheer Ineptitude by dyemida(op):
This is actually meant to be an online petition to the
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 6:59am On Oct 08, 2017
darmilolah:
Most of the strict lord lugard(partner) don't have good car(s).
Eh eh eh....The famous Mr. Dami cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: How We Bought RCCG Redemption Campground For Just N6, 000 – Adeboye by dyemida(m): 8:36am On Oct 03, 2017
Optional09:
Lie lie liars! I can give you names of the families that own most of the lands RCCG stole from and the court cases you are yet to win and the once you paid millions on. I hate lies
Give us and when giving us, show us paper documents and evidences, if not, shut the Bleep up.
EducationRe: List Of First Nigerian Professors In Various Disciplines by dyemida(m): 10:22pm On Oct 02, 2017
surgecom:
Wow. Not trying to tribalize, why only from South. No northern "first professor of"
They were still busy with their cattles then.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 6:42pm On Sep 18, 2017
Ogoli:
Thank you. But I am not driving. Just want to use my car.

Please advise

Thanks
You can go ahead with the registration on Uber, while your driver would be the one to own the taxify account. Taxify is driver based and not owner based per se like Uber.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 6:10pm On Sep 18, 2017
Ogoli:
grin thanks. How do I register.
For taxify, just go to their office with your documents, they'll get you registered immediately. Sessions are by 11 am and 2 pm, Mondays to fridays
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 6:05pm On Sep 18, 2017
Ogoli:
grin thanks. How do I register.
Register through the link below
https://partners.uber.com/i/adeyemid18ue

Once you've registered, upload the required documents, you'll then receive step by step guidelines as to the process of getting activated, including writing the test, either online or by visiting a test center, depending on what option you choose.
After which you would then need to visit the office for the in person activation.
Car TalkRe: Innoson IVM 4×4 Carrier Is Not Manufactured In Nigeria. He Rebranded The Logos. by dyemida(m): 8:44am On Sep 09, 2017
lionjungle3000:
Afonjas have started their propaganda out of deep seated envy for Igbos...this people I tell you are something else. If innoson decide to assemble only one model out of 7 models due to lack of foreign exchange and unfavorable Nigeria economy to manufacture one, what is the issue Afonjas? They have been discussing since yesterday among themselves to send this to front page out of envy.
You need to eat a lot of onions. I learnt it gives some sense.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m):
ogunvic41:
Tell me any car that isn't low... Mine isn't that low my rims are 17 inch. Mine is 2006. I have 3 Peugeot cars... You can verify the durability from IKENNA in car talk section. I drive mine for more than 12 hours daily on uber. The car travels a lot and still strong. Email me ur number for better discussion
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 9:07am On Aug 30, 2017
Enyinne:
How come my driver does most of his trip cash than card . Is there anything fishy going on . Does it mean people are not paying with card again. Pls urgent advice needed.
Because of fraudulent cancellations by drivers and fraudulent trips, most riders have been withdrawing their cards from the platform. They prefer to pay with cash, where they can decide not to pay for any outstanding cancellation charges.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 2:16pm On Aug 23, 2017
ShegsA:
Hello all,

Please I need help. The documents I uploaded on Uber were accepted and marked Active but the on boarding is taking too long.
1. Is the car inspection still a criteria for Uber? I'm trying to register my car on Uber which I'll be driving myself.
2. How long does it take for you to begin receiving ride requests after completing all the screening tests and videos?

Thank you all.
Visit their office for the in person activation. After which you're ready to drive, that's if you've done the test.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m):
dyungrules:
Please house, is it advisable to use the Nissan Tilda 2007 for uber or taxify? I have a Nissan Tilda 07 and I'm considering using it for any or both
It's okay.
BusinessRe: Palm Oil Biz.. How I Lost My First Capital by dyemida(m): 8:02am On Aug 11, 2017
menwongo:
i can coach you. use these months to study your market, till February next year when palm oil price will come down
Ok. Thank you very much.
I would look forward to that.
BusinessRe: Palm Oil Biz.. How I Lost My First Capital by dyemida(m):
TUBLEZ:
Few years back after graduation and job not forthcoming, tho i was doing some menial jobs to cater for my basic needs and on d long run i was able to save only 50k and then i started browsing d Internet to know what i can do with my 50k so palm oil business really caught my attention and i decided to give it a trial as at then oil was 4k from d farm so with my 5k I started with 8-10 kegs of palm oil. Within few months into the business i was already having demands above my initial 10 kegs due to my aggressive marketing within my neighborhood and beyond but no where to get more funds to buy more kegs of oil on a weekly basis so i decided to look for investors here on nairaland, many people contacted and fortunately a lady invested little amount of money after we hv signed the MOU wit my lawyer i was so happy that my supplying power will jump from 10 kegs to 20 because i already hv d market but reverse was the case as an idea came from a colleague in d oil business that we should try our hands on plantain supply, we did some research at idi oro mkt and all was set as the profit margin was far far better than palm oil and it's a one off business just supply and make ur money instantly. So we decided to put our resources together to buy full load of plantain, we left lagos for idanre ondo state at about 12am to arrive at the market 5am we bought plantain and brought them to idi oro lagos to sell off but unfortunately we can't even explain how those OLO OBE sell them and we sold at a total loss loosing 70% of my capital and the remaining 30% got stuck with my colleague because i trusted him with the money but unfortunately he disappointed me and that was how i lost both my personal capital and the one my investor just paid without even trading with her investment at all.

Where do i start from again? i need to pay my house rent, eat, pay my bills and as well pay ROI to my investor ooooops the biggest fear and threat of my life sets in, i took another bold step to apply for a loan at a microfinance bank within 2 weeks the loan was disbursed this was supposed to give me a relief but on the long run it adds to my pains as i have to pay back the loan every month and as well pay my investor her ROI, the border was just too much hardly can i feed myself but i keep balancing the situation until few months later when i lost my dear mother i had to travel down to our village for the burial and everything and i spent one whole month at this time all business was pending i came back took money from the little capital to pay bank and ROI which now reduces my running capital again i was not too border so quickly i decided to order for oil from one of woman like that she has since disappears from Nairaland. My aim was to quickly buy and cover up for the lost month because i was still mourning my mum and i don't want to travel but believe me all the oil she sent to me was very bad smelling like a pit nobody can even buy them from me, another total loss with bank loan 3 months left and my investors ROI still over six months left of which she Wil also calls from her capital at the expiration of our contract. I went straight to my shelve bring out my certificate and resume job hunting with God on my side i got a job with a poor salary within 2 months of my search i thank God i got the job at that point because it was the job that helps me to pay up my bank loan and paid up to 80% of my investors ROI and her capital.

So I decided to work for more months then i resigned with few capital to start up all over again because i sure knows what palm oil business can bring to the table if properly managed compared to my salary job. All in all i thank God for everything.
Please interested in delving into the business. I would sure need your expertise and experience on it.
I would really appreciate it.
Thank you in anticipation.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m):
Xeedorf:
Hello House.
I have a neat Toyota Camry 2001 model with factory fitted a/c parked @home (Akoka area) bcoz i had another official car i'm using. Please i would to make an enquiry regarding Uber registration and gtin a reliable driver.
polite suggestion will high be appreciate asap..
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m):
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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 10:34pm On Jul 25, 2017
bussyando:
Hello,

I need a serious and God fearing Uber/Taxify driver for a good and clean Toyota Corolla 2012.
I am very much interested ma. Ready to start when you are.

08053106415.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 10:31pm On Jul 25, 2017
ogunvic41:
Nice speaking with u bro... Call me on Wednesday and let's meet...
It was sir. I really appreciate it. I look forward to meeting you.

I'll call you in the morning sir.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m):
ogunvic41:
Send ur number via email, I will call u. I do over 100k weekly.
Please tell me, I'm interested in knowing
CelebritiesRe: Hush Puppi Stack 500 Million Dollars In His House Save,throwback(photo+video) by dyemida(m): 6:22am On Jul 23, 2017
Ok. Seen
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 5:28pm On Jul 22, 2017
seanaddy:
Thank you. That's understandable and reasonable. What about Honda EOD 2003 -2005
It's looks better sir..
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 3:02pm On Jul 22, 2017
seanaddy:
Please is Nissan maxima 2003 good enough for uber, in terms of maintenance and fuel efficiency. I think they all come with v6 engine. I need an honest opinion. Thanks
When choosing a car, you should also consider your rating. Would riders be okay with it?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 9:14am On Jul 21, 2017
kfrosh:
Please house, I need urgent response to this. What does it mean when your Uber driver app says "your account is being reviewed". Does it mean someone has to go to their office.
You're probably been waitlisted and might need to visit their office.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dyemida(m): 2:31pm On Jul 19, 2017
Jonsnow88:
2010 camry available for rental!!! 37k a week. Interested parties shud let me know
I'm interested sir. Can I get your contact number?.
This is mine 08053106415

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